| 28th September 2004 - 07:32:49 AM |
| 10075 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| I've also had an interesting weekend! While hanging out in my favorite public bathroom, I met a middle-aged school principal. We got to talking, and he confided in me that he's a huge SBTB fan and that, although he's married with kids, his years of watching SBTB have made him a roaring closet homo with a major hard-on for Screech, Zack and Slater! Anyway, he told me that he's started to model himself on Belding, and he informed me that he occasionally doles out illicit rump-wranglings to some of his tastier male students! Anyway, I'm going to his school next week after hours for a special teacher-student 'detention session', if you follow me!! I can't wait!!! Oh and Ox, your wrestling tale was the most homo-erotic thing I've read in ages! After reading it I blew my load on the monitor without even touching myself! It really turned me on that much!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 07:48:57 AM |
| 10076 : Frank Booth |
| Baby wanna fuck Dustin! BABY WANNA FUCK DUSTIN!!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 08:06:57 AM |
| 10077 : billy elliot |
| screech lets have hot man on man sex. i luv u. |
| 28th September 2004 - 08:23:11 AM |
| 10078 : pukedick |
| Dear Screech, guess what?! I wanna fuck you in the ass!!! Then I want you to lick the little bits of corn and shit off of my dick afterwards |
| 28th September 2004 - 08:41:01 AM |
| 10079 : Rocco |
| Lustin that story was excellent. I wish I could meet a principal like that! Last night I went to my local bowling alley dumpster and found that instead of a saved by the bellathon the local queers had set up a "growing pains" reunion. Mike, Eddie, and "BONER" were all there. We found out why he was called boner as he bent Mike over a milk crate and "boned" him for about a half an hour. I said fuck it and pulled the zubaz and wig out of my pants and put them off myself. I was a true hit when everyone realized that Diamond had crashed the growing pains extravaganza. I think I felt at least 20 cocks in my ass! SWEET!!! But I did get to take my turn on Boner while eddie was giving me a nice reach around. Hope for more of the same tonight! ROCCO |
| 28th September 2004 - 10:49:50 AM |
| 10080 : Homocide |
| Dustin Diamond is a homosexual. I have proof: http://www.fagsaregay.com |
| 28th September 2004 - 12:21:25 PM |
| 10081 : |
| 10079 - sounds like they gave you plenty of growing pains, I envy you.The best to happen to me was a midget at a bus stop, he could do some things. |
| 28th September 2004 - 02:13:22 PM |
| 10082 : shit-licker |
| hey hey we're the monkeys, and people say we monkey around... - but i'd prefer to fuck a chimpanzee up its asshole. I want to drink its piss and chew on its nuts too |
| 28th September 2004 - 03:27:18 PM |
| 10083 : markus |
| do not support dustin diamond. he is a child rapist. charges have been brought against him in the past. dustin diamond also supports al quaeda and may be a member. all the money he makes he sends to the terrorists. he wishes to see more buildings brought down and more people killed. he is mentally ill and wants to see buildings crumble into the ground just like his career. do not support dustin diamond. he will rape and behead your children. do not let dustin diamond kill our future. |
| 28th September 2004 - 04:50:05 PM |
| 10084 : |
| The only thing Dustin supports is my cock in his anus - he is to busy tea bagging and reach arounds to support terrorism. His career may be down - but so is his face ......on my cock. |
| 28th September 2004 - 04:55:44 PM |
| 10085 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
| ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSë |
| 28th September 2004 - 05:00:11 PM |
| 10086 : Gay Zack |
| so I've been back to queering up www.Amazon.com with reviews of SBTB under the name Pat McGroin and I haven't stopped at SBTB. I am on a crusade to queer up the entire site, I've given queer reviews on Right Said Fred cd's, Pee Wee movies and Who's the Boss - the queering will never end - Rainbow Pride 4 Eva |
| 28th September 2004 - 05:45:23 PM |
| 10087 : |
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| 28th September 2004 - 05:51:48 PM |
| 10088 : Zammy |
| I love Dustin soooo much. He is soooo cute. I could just gobble him up. Do you think he even knows I exist? I hope soooo! Cause he's just sooooo gorgeous. I would definatly do him. Really, I would! |
| 28th September 2004 - 06:26:33 PM |
| 10089 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 28th September 2004 - 06:35:11 PM |
| 10090 : Trini Lopez |
| Dear dff@yahoo.com, you're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn-cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-sucking, ass-lickin', kunt-faced, baby-raping bitch-hole!!! Get the hell out of here you sick fuck, before I rip off your head and shit down your neck, you piss-lickin' fuckhole!!! Have a nice day. |
| 28th September 2004 - 10:28:40 PM |
| 10091 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when you stayed after school to do your homework? Remember how yearbooks were passed out that day? Remember when you pitched a tent when you saw Slater's picture in the yearbook? Remember when you walked into the bathroom, sat down in a stall, pulled out your tiny penis and started stroking? Remember how when you were done, you took a huge crap in the toliet? Remember when you flushed the toilet and your shit and toilet paper had clogged up the toilet? Remember when the toilet overflowed? Remember when the Slater, who was working part-time as a janitor, had to clean up the mess? Remember when Slater walked into the bathroom and became enraged when he saw you? Remember when he got pissed when he realized that you caused the mess he was going to have to clean up? Remember when he kicked you in the chin and you fell on the ground, landing in the dirty toilet water from the toilet you had just overflowed? Remember how you were saving money at the time to purchase gay porn, so you hadn't cut your hair in months and it had become a huge and poofy 'white man's afro?' Remember when Slater said he'd teach you a lesson and then tore off your pants and purple g-string? Remember when he unscrewed the mop head from the mop handle? Remember when he stuck the mop handle in your unlubed butt and flipped you upside down? Remember when he mopped up your piss and shit with your poofy hair while the mop handle was lodged up your butt? Remember when Slater was done, and he threw you into the hallway even though you didn't have any pants on at the time? Remember how pissed your mom was when you came home with dried up chunks of shit stuck in your hair? You were grounded for a week! |
| 28th September 2004 - 11:11:31 PM |
| 10092 : Ugoff\'s Lover |
| I want to have your baby, Ugoff!!!!!!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 11:37:19 PM |
| 10093 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gay Zack, nice work with the Amazon.com reviews. I can't believe those slipped past their censors! I lost a load while reading them. I'll have to rent the "Purple People Eater," per your recommendation. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th September 2004 - 11:49:53 PM |
| 10094 : |
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