| 09th October 2004 - 01:27:43 PM |
| 10253 : B. B. Buttfucker |
| Dustin, I think it would be totally hot if you were to ejaculate in my ass, then I shit the cum out into your mouth, and you snowballed it into my mouth while giving me a bit sloppy french kiss. I'm just saying, is all. |
| 09th October 2004 - 02:55:36 PM |
| 10254 : Jake |
| I guess now that Dustin has made so much money (l.o.l.) from his appearance in that Trivial pursuit commercial, he can now afford to rehire his "slick, high priced" legal team to try and have another go at Max and this site! HAHAHAHA!!!!! Lighten up, Dusty Boy!... You don't hear Jeff Goldblum bitching and whining about the site jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com, do you?? Oh wait, that's because, unlike you, he actually has a career to occupy his time instead of worrying about some silly website!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! If that really was Dustin posting that, and he really is serious, I think that all of the tabloid t.v. shows (Extra, Access Hollywood, Inside Edition, etc..) should be notified about the upcoming furor and drama that they're sure to want to cover with their cameras as it erupts in the courtroom when some of these posts are read before the jury and spectators in the gallery, and everyone tries to keep a straight face!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! |
| 09th October 2004 - 03:55:21 PM |
| 10255 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| OH GOD, I dont' know what to do...here is the news of my son...and what a little bad fucker he is. The newspapers are carrying this story and I think I'm going to put him into some local gay whore house to work off his bad deed and good seed:::::::::::::::: U.S. National - AP Boy, 11, Takes Car on Long Excursion INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - An 11-year-old boy who told authorities he was upset about being bullied at school took off in the family car on an odyssey that ended more than 200 miles away on the other side of the state. The boy stated, "I got tired of being called a pussy-wimp and a fag-sucker, so I took the family car for a spin". Wearing shorts and a T-shirt, the boy left his suburban Kansas City home early Tuesday , making his way onto Interstate 35 and driving 492 miles to Bethany, a northwest Missouri community in an area where he used to go cruising with his father. He appeared to be disoriented and under the influence of heavy drugs. He stopped there at a convenience store for some chips and a soft drink, some "munchies" as he called them, then drove off aimlessly, following several other highways before ending up 1,350 miles away in Callao, Mexico. He told the police later, "I don't like Mexican food cause it gives me the skidders, and then my rear is not clean for any guys I might just meet". Sgt. Michael Johnston of the Macon County Sheriff's Department said he got a call about 10:30 a.m. from the Callao postmaster, who reported that a boy was locked out of his car and wanted to talk and "hooking up with some sugar daddies and men to help him out financially in exchange for some use of his anal canal and throat". "He just wanted some help with his zipper, which was jammed by his penis, and he was in pain," Johnston said. "He was a very polite homo, and I found that he gave good head. He spoke highly of his parents as great 'for giving me drugs and all the cock-poundings I could need'. He spoke about getting very high at his school. But he knew he was in trouble since he had left his lubricant at home and needed it for the various hitch-hikers he picked up and had sex with." The boy told Johnson he left home about 5:10 a.m. and had driven at speeds up to 95 mph, hitting a deer and one hitch-hiker, found hours later, dead and slightly pulverized. "He was darn lucky that this entire police force didn't take him, bend him over and fuck him silly; we get horny around the part of the state and need some releases, and this boy is just what we really needed at that time; it's a pity he never learned how to really use toilet paper, though," Johnston said. The boy reported some problems during the trip, saying the 1995 Chevrolet ran out of gasoline at one point, but that he continued on his way after some construction workers helped him out by offering gasoline in exchange for a few rim jobs followed by some fucking and sucking. Johnston said the boy told him his only driving experience was operating a tractor a few times and backing the car out of the driveway, accidentally killing his 2 year old sister and her playmate. The relieved parents, who had filed a missing person report in Independence noting that their car and keys were also gone, picked their son up at mid-afternoon Tuesday. He was back in school the next day and had sex with the entire football team, taking their loads of cum without any further problems. Officials said they had not seen any indications of bullying at the boy's school. They did state that they found he had both syphillis and AIDS virus from his sexual playmates, but that he could hold his own with the whiskey bottle and the jar of Crisco. "But we're taking the concern very seriously," Associate Superintendent Patty Schumacher said. "We don't want a student to ever feel pushed into a corner or want to just take off his panties without getting permission; we are strict about who gets fucked and who doesn't at the school." |
| 09th October 2004 - 04:53:59 PM |
| 10256 : Willie \"daChachi\" Shrimper |
| I used to work at the Gap, and during my breaks I would pretend to be trying on clothes, including panties and bras in the men's section. I'd get completely naked in a fitting room, sit on the bench and masturbate in front of the mirror, working my prick like a mad man. It was hot to see me jerk myself off, my big balls bouncing as I yanked my cock up and down steadily with my left hand. Hearing the voices of the dudes around me also getting off, or fucking another partner , in only their little rooms would make me cum all over the mirror, the floor, and the bench. Then for lunch I'd lick it all off. I would clean up my load with my tongue, then wipe my face on the bras and panties and put them back out there for sale. It was great fun. I remember one time, making so much noise just trying to get off that some guy in the next changing room knocked on my door, came in and gave me a very intense and painful blowjob with his teeth. I wanted him to continue but the pain was horrible. When I shot in my mouth, he began to vomit all over everything including me, the bra and panties and himself. I got outta there fast, and never returned to work. |
| 09th October 2004 - 08:00:13 PM |
| 10257 : Trendy Tommy Testicle-Face |
| Have you ever heard of a "flash mob"? It's when a bunch of people, via their cell phones or the internet, plan to meet in a predetermined public place at a specified time, completely spaz out for a few seconds, and then disperse, going their seperate ways as quickly as they formed, leaving all of the bystanders who are watching and not in the know utterly stunned and confused... Well, I think that we should form a "dustin diamond flash mob"!... - we'll all meet at the palace of fine arts, near golden gate park at 9:30 a.m. sharp tommorrow morning, wearing zubaz and fro wigs. Then, with everyone watching, we'll pull off our pants and jack off our meatsticks, screaming "POWER TO THE PENIS!!!!!" and then all run away in different directions, leaving all of the innocent park patrons both mystified and strangely aroused... |
| 09th October 2004 - 09:30:08 PM |
| 10258 : john |
| do you watch headbangers ball? |
| 10th October 2004 - 12:11:47 AM |
| 10259 : Spy Cleaner |
| Very informative and user friendly. It has everything you need to know to plan your next dive trip. Anti Virus Spy Clean Dvd ripper |
| 10th October 2004 - 04:11:37 AM |
| 10260 : Colon Cleaner |
| Very informative and user friendly. It has everything you need to know to plan your next buttdiving trip. Anti Hetero Colon Clean STD ripper |
| 10th October 2004 - 04:29:59 AM |
| 10261 : 1198&198113 |
| ARE U WILLING TO BECOME OUR FRIEND&WE LIKE TO CHAT WITH U. PLEASE REPLY. DON'T B ANGRY!!! IT'S FOR FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! BYE!SEE U LATER.YAHOO! |
| 10th October 2004 - 05:52:56 AM |
| 10262 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyyy, Dusty! I was just thinkin - remember when filming of SBTB season 1 wrapped, and after the wrap party me and Mark-Paul took you down to Tijuana to get you laid? Remember how, when we got there, we force-fed you an entire bottle of tequila? Remember how you got insanely drunk and told us you loved us, and you got your cock out, and we laughed at you cos your cock was so small? Remember how we then said we were gonna take you to a brothel to lose your cherry, but instead took you to a nearby gay bar, and you didn't notice cos you were too out of it? Remember how we payed the ugliest, scummiest, most STD-ridden queer we could find to take you to his room and buttfuck you until the early hours of the morning? Remember the next morning you had no memory of the night before, but you said you thought the chick you laid was pretty hot? Remember asking us if it was normal to have a gaping, bloody, herpes-sore-ridden anus the morning after sleeping with a girl, and we said yes? Great times, mang, great times! |
| 10th October 2004 - 06:09:54 AM |
| 10263 : |
| No, I don't want to be your friend, you little shit-lickin' assfuck. SUCK MY BALLS. |
| 10th October 2004 - 07:13:29 AM |
| 10264 : Dustin Diamond |
| re post 1025, everyone can mamke a typo, but how is your vision? Don't be calling me a "nigger" lameass |
| 10th October 2004 - 08:24:33 AM |
| 10265 : kevin |
| he didn't mean to call you a "nigger" dustin, he meant to call you a "nigger lover" you stupid coked out cocksucking jew! |
| 10th October 2004 - 01:50:23 PM |
| 10266 : |
| sorry Dustin, would you prefer zubaz-wearing, afro-haired kike-ass honky? PS fuck you nigger |
| 10th October 2004 - 01:59:36 PM |
| 10267 : Biggie Ballz |
| Yo yo yo yo, peep dis, all y'all honky mouthaphukaz. My man Dustin, he may look Jewish, but he African-American through and through. Truss me dawg, I rolled wid him. He a badd-asss OG. Why you think he have that badd-ass fro'? When you roll wid Dustin, it be bitchez, bluntz and big-screen TVs all the way. Sheeit. Oh yeah, and he occasionally likes to have sex with men. Fuck all y'all. |
| 10th October 2004 - 02:06:29 PM |
| 10268 : |
| WHOOP WHOOP THA NIGGAZ IS TAKIN OVER IT BE MUTHAPHUKIN ZERO HOUR, SON RISE UP WHITEY GOIN DOWN |
| 10th October 2004 - 02:30:53 PM |
| 10269 : Jaguarstrike |
| 10th October 2004 - 02:34:52 PM |
| 10270 : |
| urbandictionary.com |
| 10th October 2004 - 02:51:35 PM |
| 10271 : George Bush, Scam Artist #1 |
| I love to pull on my nutz, constantly, when my lover sucks me I tell him to pull on my nutz hard, he told me he didn't want to hurt me, but I tell him, "I'll tell you when it hurts, NOW PULL HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!" He's now getting the hang of it and pulls down nice and hard on them, makes me shoot gallons! I put lotion on my cock and balls and really massage them hard, pulling them down and stretching them out as far as I can, this drives me insane and I can cum just by massaging my nutz this way, stroking and massaging them down towards the floor. When I walk to the kitchen to get more coffee, I put my fist around my nutz and pull outwards away from my body as far as I can stand, then when I walk, I can feel the connection cords in each ball pull with each step, HOT HOT HOT! Feels great! I can also cum just by having someone suck my nutz. I use 3 rubber cock rings, one around the whole package, one around my cock and one double twisted around my nutz. When I jack this way, my nutz slap and swing around, fucking great! |
| 10th October 2004 - 03:47:04 PM |
| 10272 : |
| another website to gay up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond anyone can edit the definition of dustin diamond |