| 12th October 2004 - 03:50:39 PM |
| 10313 : Buck Studly |
| Chachi - you sound like you need a damn good ass-fucking. Come down to Miami and I'll meet you by the dumpster behind the Blue Oyster Bar and sort you out. Make sure to wear an afro wig, a large fake nose and zubaz pants. I'll be the one in the bright pink sailor's suit with a noticeable erection. Turst me, you'll forget all about politics when I introduce you to my 'distinguished member'!! |
| 12th October 2004 - 04:34:54 PM |
| 10314 : Father O\'Boyfucker |
| Diamond - it would really turn me on if you didn't wipe or wash your ass for a week before letting me toss your salad. I would give you a reach-around, naturally. Yours Father Billy O'Boyfucker |
| 12th October 2004 - 04:39:21 PM |
| 10315 : Gay Zack |
| Dear Father O'Boyfucker, I wish I had a priest like you when I was an alter boy - my priest wouldn't even so much as grab my ass let alone a hand job. I hope your congregation appreciates you! |
| 12th October 2004 - 04:45:26 PM |
| 10316 : Chachi, back from FLorida with a 2 inch hardon |
| WOW, just joking about that bush boy with the brains of dog shit! Fer real, dudes; he's fucking no WHERE! and here's my latest problems: I've had some serious problems recently with jelqing. No sooner do I get settled down with this and that up my butt, or various jelqing devices being strapped on than: I HAVE TO PISS...AND PISS BAD! And the sad thing is that I never make it to the toilet in time and now have had to keep a large glass jar right there incase this urine starts and the jelqing is discontinued. I don't know why this happens but it's not much fun, since jelqing can be damned hard work after the first 300 strokes and my penis wants to just fall off, but even before that: it's YELLOW FOUNTAIN TIME and I'm covered with piss, me, the sheets, sometimes the floor and walls. Anyone else out there have this same problem? I've been using the Aneros as was recommended by some guy here, bought on and so have been having some rip-roaring jizz blasts, but sure have to admit that this piss gets in the way of cum blasts. LET ME KNOW. What to do? and for all of this I haven't gained more than an eighth of an inch in cock size over the past three years. |
| 12th October 2004 - 04:45:50 PM |
| 10317 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyyy, Dusty! Remember when filming on SBTB season 3 ended, and during the wrap party me and Mark-Paul got you totally wasted on cheap champagne, and you told us you really needed a man? Remember how after the party, we hired a rent boy for you and set the two of you up in a sleazy motel? Remember how Mark-Paul and I said it would be totally hot if we could come along and film the two of you? Remember how we borrowed a camera from the studio, and filmed you and the rent boy having intense gay sex for a couple of hours? Remember how we even filmed you snorting coke out of his butt-crack? And then, remember how Mark-Paul and I made copies of the tape and 'accidentally' mailed them to your friends, your immediate family and your colleagues? Remember how shocked and appalled they all were? Remember how the shock killed off a few of your older relatives? Remember the scandal and outrage and suicide attempts? Man, Mark-Paul and I sure got you good that time! Boy was your face red!! Ha ha ha!!!! |
| 12th October 2004 - 04:58:40 PM |
| 10318 : Father O\'Boyfucker |
| Gay Zack: ah yes, my child, there are boys amongst my flock that enjoy the 'special attention' they receive from me. However, their parents and the police are not so grateful, and the church is always quick to move me on to another parish. I've been through more parishes than you've had hot lunches! And I should imagine that's quite a few!! ;) But I would feel as though I'd died and gone to heaven if Dustin converted to catholicism and joined my congregation. Ohh, the thought of seeing him in a cassock sets my heart going a mile a minute. Oh mercy!! |
| 12th October 2004 - 05:13:23 PM |
| 10319 : SPIDERS UP YOUR ASS |
| COCK-FUCK DUSTIN'S ASS WITH A PURPLE DESK-LAMP! EXPLOSIVE GREEN SYNAPTIC DESTRUCTION OF DUSTIN'S COLON WITH A MERCURIAL PHALLUS OF INFINITE LIGHT! NO, I DON'T WANT A BATH, MOTHER, IT'S FULL OF SEMEN!! WIRES TRIP FROM YOUR VAGINA AND COSMOS EXPLODES FROM YOUR RANCID PURPLE-BROWN SPHINCTRAL STAR!! DUSTIN'S PUBIC HAIR IS AFLAME WITH A THOUSAND BURNING SOULS!! JISSOM FLIES THRU THE AIR AND FORMS THE FACE OF THE VIRGIN MARY BEFORE SPLATTERING AGAINST THE TURIN SHROUD! RAPE SHIT UP YOUR CUNT MOTHERFUCKER! |
| 12th October 2004 - 05:26:06 PM |
| 10320 : Mrs. Diamond |
| Dustin, dear, I'm shocked at the state of your guestbook. Clean it up now, or there's no dessert! Honestly, what am I going to do with you? Why couldn't you grow up to be a nice boy, like that Mark-Paul whats-his-name you used to work with? He was always so nice to me, and clean-cut. You'd never see filthy homosexuals propsitioning each other on HIS guestbook, that much is for sure! |
| 12th October 2004 - 05:39:12 PM |
| 10321 : |
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| 12th October 2004 - 05:55:21 PM |
| 10322 : James Jacker, who says FUCK BUSH |
| Yes, I'm back....mainly because I just had a friend tell me that there are some jelqing classes being held here in Buffalo, and that lots of guys are going there for more than just penis stretching. Seems that there are some new attachments with pumps that work very well in enlarging the penis even for a short time. Someone here mentioned getting one of this on his cock and nearly exploded, well I think the 'teacher' there, who also gives blow jobs when he's not busy, assists in all of this so there are no damages. Lots of married guys go there and even a few bring their collection of aneros. If you all don't know what aneros is, go to Google and type that in. It's a device that fits up your asshole with part of it putting pressure on your nuts, like an implant of dildo, but it massages the prostate as you jelq or stroke or party. Whatever! Just wanted you to know about Buffalo, and with hopes that some guys might know of other clubs in other cities. KEEP JELQING!! Signature: James |
| 12th October 2004 - 10:30:55 PM |
| 10323 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when you and Slater slept over at Zack's house? Remember when you saw Zack's huge cordless phone and you started laughing? Remember when Zack and Slater both called you a "faggot" and told you to "shut the fuck up?" Remember when you started crying and ran out of the room looking for the bathroom so that you could wipe away your tears with tissues? Remember when you ran into Zack's dad in the hallway and he told you he had tissues in his bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you walked into his bedroom and saw Mr. Tuttle sucking off Mr. Belding in Zack's dad's bed? Remember how disturbed you were when you saw Mrs. Morris taking pictures of them? Remember when Zack's dad locked the door behind you and then pushed you onto the bed? Remember when Mr. Tuttle grabbed you by the neck and Mr. Belding pulled down your pants? Remember when when Mr. Tuttle, Mr. Belding, and Zack's dad all took turns butt slamming you all evening in front of Zack's mom's camera? Remember when Mrs. Morris developed the pictures, and everything was cropped out except your body and the penises? Remember when she developed some of the pictures and blew them up to make posters which she then sold to local gay bars? Remember when the police raid the gay bars, found the posters, and then arrested you for distributing child porn? Remember when you when to jail for 3 months and became the bitch of a smelly Puerto Rican named Jose? Remember when you got out on parole and discovered you had AIDS? You sure got screwed over that time! |
| 12th October 2004 - 11:21:13 PM |
| 10324 : |
| http://groups.yahoo.com/group/saved_by_the_bell/ check out this message written by a dumbass on the 'saved_by_the_bell" yahoo group (perhaps Billy Smith should post a reply?): To: saved_by_the_bell@yahoogroups.com From: xxxxx Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:59:00 -0000 Subject: [saved_by_the_bell] hidden episode Hello members! I read in an interview on amazon.com that there is a hidden episode in the SBTB College Years DVD set. Does anyone know if this is true or not? If yes, how can I find it? Thanks! |
| 13th October 2004 - 12:25:56 AM |
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| 13th October 2004 - 01:31:50 AM |
| 10326 : mario saliring |
| i want to know the rights and responsibility of the children |
| 13th October 2004 - 02:34:35 AM |
| 10327 : Mr Chill |
| Don Dawson likes it up the ass. |
| 13th October 2004 - 02:48:45 AM |
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| 13th October 2004 - 05:29:54 AM |
| 10329 : Senior Pervert |
| Screech, I heard that Belding likes sticking pencils in your ass when he's fucking you, and snapping them inside you he comes. Is this true? |
| 13th October 2004 - 07:40:57 AM |
| 10330 : Major Woody |
| DIAMOOOOOND!!! Remember me, maggot? I was your instructor back in your military school days. You were a worthless sack of shit back then, and I see things don't change! Remember how all the cadets in your barracks used to rape the living shit out of you every night after lights out? Remember how you came to me to complain and I said I'd teach you not to be a snitching nancy boy and then raped the living shit out of you as well? Remember how you were infamous for having the tightest ass in the academy? Remember how they had to start letting gays into the military just because there was so many of them clamouring to get in and get a piece of your pert, young behind? I knew you'd turn out to be a big pile of horse excrement - and you have! You shoulda done more push-ups, boy! |
| 13th October 2004 - 10:34:37 AM |
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| 13th October 2004 - 11:12:25 AM |
| 10332 : Gay Zack |
| 10324 : Thanks for the heads up - Billy has responded. >I read in an interview on amazon.com that there is a hidden episode > in the SBTB College Years DVD set. Does anyone know if this is true or not? If yes, how can I find it? Thanks! I too have heard of the hidden episode where Screech want's to join a frat and is hazed by the frat boys (supposedly he gets gang raped by the frat guys and they felt this was just too much to air even if they were trying to deal with a serious issue), I found a site that tells how to do it, but I haven't been able to get it to work yet - but several people say it works and does exist. At the title screen of disc 2 you push 695008, quickly, than a screen should pop up that says "Zoinks", eject it and put in disc 1, push 800596 and it should pop up "zubaz", than put disc 2 back in and push 22752837 it should pop up "AC slater", push the play button and it should work - I know it sounds like a lot, but I've heard from at least 10 people that it works - good luck - Billy Smith |