| 23rd October 2004 - 07:43:09 AM |
| 10506 : Seaman Staines |
| Hello sailors! I've just started my shore leave and I was wondering if you fellows knew of a good dumpster, back alley, public restroom or queer club where a discerning young stud in a sailor suit could lose a few loads! During my months at sea, I went through my crewmates like a bad STD and now I'm looking for some fresh ass to penetrate!! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 09:40:42 AM |
| 10507 : Stevie Q |
| I found a website that sells vintage t-shirts and they have a picture of Dustin holding their Bayside High shirt. Check it out! http://www.retroduck.com |
| 23rd October 2004 - 09:52:03 AM |
| 10508 : StevieQ |
| I found a website that sells vintage t-shirts and they have a picture of Dustin holding their Bayside High shirt. It is just like the shirts from Saved by the Bell! Check it out! http://www.retroduck.com |
| 23rd October 2004 - 09:52:57 AM |
| 10509 : Kenny |
| I just visited that retroduck website and saw that picture of Dustin holding up a Bayside Tigers T-shirt. Nice, but EEEEEWWWWWW, who the hell are those two faggets standing next to him? Are those the kind of queers that Dustin hangs out with now? The Double Dog is a good looking Jew, he can do WAAAAAY better than those two butt munchers! Especially the one in the middle, he looks like he took one too many donkey punches to the face, probably from the dark skinned 7-11 employee standing next to him. |
| 23rd October 2004 - 10:02:31 AM |
| 10510 : Mr. Belding |
| SCREEECH!! Report to my office immediately for some anal double-fisting followed by a thick pair of Arabian Goggles and several Cleveland Steamers, pronto! And bring a can of sliced mixed fruit with you, because when I toss your salad, its gonna be a fruit salad! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 10:38:20 AM |
| 10511 : A.C. Slater |
| Hey Screech, you fucking faggot. Remember the episode where, while we were getting changed together after gym, you caught a glimpse of my enormous manhood and couldn't help but stare open-mouthed at it for several seconds? Remember how I notcied you, and called you a fag, and you looked away and blushed, apologising profusely? Remember how I said I'd teach you to look at my dick, and I grabbed you by the afro and shoved your face into my crotch? Remember how, while you were gaping at my penis, it started going hard? Remember how I said I'd show you what we do to fags south of the border, and I prised your jaws open and slid my smelly, throbbing mexi-cock into your gullet? Remember how you choked at first, but then you sucked me off like a pro, and I blew a massive wad down your throat? Remember how you afterwards you said 'now its YOUR turn to be the bitch' and you bent me over and slid your long, thin cock between my muscular buttocks and started reaming like there was no tomorrow? Classic episode, that one! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 10:43:36 AM |
| 10512 : Buck Studly |
| Do you think if, when you buy that Retroduck t-shirt, you slip them a few extra bucks, then they might be willing to get Dustin to wipe his ass on it before sending it to you? It's gotta be worth asking - I think I might try and find out!!! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 10:49:58 AM |
| 10513 : A.C. Slater |
| Hey Screech, you smelly queer. Remember the episode where we came out together as a gay couple? Remember how you started wearing make-up and we started walking around Bayside holding hands, occasionally kissing and fondling each other's crotches? Remember how pissed off Ox and the football team was to learn that there was a couple of fags in their school, so they decided to teach us a lesson? Remember how they caught us getting changed after gym and dragged us, stark naked, out in front of the whole school, who laughed incessantly? Remember how it turned out that some members of the team were closet queers, however, and the sight of our naked man-flesh stirred them up into a torrent of ecstacy, and they took us both back to the changing rooms and gave us the butt-fucking of a lifetime, followed by Cleaveland steamers all round? Boy, I sure enjoyed filming that one!! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 11:18:16 AM |
| 10514 : daisy |
| screech you are so funny and kinda cute. i didnt fancy you but i did fancy a.c slater and zack. i mean who in the right mind wouldnt! slater is soooo fit!!!! with his big muscles and fine body and his skin tone is well nice then he has that gorgeous smile. |
| 23rd October 2004 - 11:23:41 AM |
| 10515 : Buck Studly |
| Daisy, I hear you sister! Slater is one fine hunk of man! Dustin will always be my number one, but I have a recurrent fantasy where I strip Slater out of his wrestling leotard and do depraved things to his anus! I'm dribbling precum just thinking about it!!! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 11:39:28 AM |
| 10516 : Mystery Loves some VOMIT |
| My dick is about to fall off and thanks to Dustin and his pulsating asshole. DAMN, it need to get into that one, but with all this JELQING, I think my balls and cock are about to say BYE BYE.....you know what I mean, fuckers? you too, Asshole ChaCHI!!!!! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ http://www.herbolove.com/community/bbs/guestbook.asp?category=25&user=7322 |
| 23rd October 2004 - 11:43:07 AM |
| 10517 : SWEET TINY GIRLS SEX - NO COMMENT ONLY CRAZY ORGAZ |
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| 23rd October 2004 - 11:45:09 AM |
| 10518 : |
| 'SWEET TINY GIRLS SEX - NO COMMENT ONLY CRAZY ORGAZMS'?? Hahaha, that's a new one! Good sir, you keep me constantly amused with your rapier wit and inventive witticisms!!! Now FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A DITCH, YOU CUNT. |
| 23rd October 2004 - 11:45:40 AM |
| 10519 : Dustin, BUstin out to defeat nitwit Georgie BUSH |
| Jesus, you is one dumbass muthafucker!! Looks like you are not worth wiping my sacred asshole on! Hey and who is the SWEET TINY GIRLS bullshti anyway....let's bomb their butts in the true CHRISTIAN MANNER. BOMB AND KILL.....YEH.....and paint those bombs red, white and blew, chachi-choo choo! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 12:19:02 PM |
| 10520 : pukedick |
| Hey "DAWN OF THE PUNK", WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKIN' DICK, YOU SHIT-LICKIN' ASSWIPE? GO BACK TO WHACKING YOUR MINISCULE LITTLE FUCKSTICK TO YOUR HARDCORE AVRIL LEPENIS RECORDS AND FUCK THE HELL OFF YOU STUPID FUCKHOLE. Have a nice day. |
| 23rd October 2004 - 01:19:41 PM |
| 10521 : Dennis Haskins |
| Diamond, you dirty little slut. You were always the cast member I felt queerest about, and only NOW do I find out that you were a steaming queermo all along! Think of how much fun we could have had during SBTB if I'd known you were a shirt-lifter! Why didn't you say something, big boy? I always thought you had the hottest little ass. Now I'm gonna have a piece of it. I demand that you and the other fags on this guestbook cum into my office immediately and pack my colon with all of your hot man-swords. Give it to me long and hard, you little pansy ass-fuckers. |
| 23rd October 2004 - 01:41:16 PM |
| 10522 : Buck Studly |
| Dustin, you look particularly sodomizable in this picture - http://www.rudary.com/meg-screech.jpg Let's hook up for gay sex! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 02:05:14 PM |
| 10523 : Mr. Belding |
| SCREEECH!! Report to my office AGAIN for some more anal double-fisting followed by several kicks to the groin and butt and an extended session of teabagging! And bring a pack of uncooked hotdogs with you, I wanna see how many I can fist up your ass at one time! |
| 23rd October 2004 - 02:13:54 PM |
| 10524 : Maryann Peter, NO it\'s NOT peter-pull, you asshol |
| Dear, Greeting in Jesus Name ! Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into a temple or any kind of holy place and taking a hot and steaming dump with you together right there before God , I got your contact from the international police syndicunt, and I know that you love god and Peussie and consider Michael Jackson GOD ON EARTH. AMEN! I prayed over the toilet seat yesterday, and hope my prayers are all answered and then selected your name among other lottery winners, feeling that you might have a good case of the clap and syph and herpes, the good things one always gets at the Neverdowell Ranch. Names due to it's esteeming nature are going to grow in my garden and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and psychotic criminal mind, such as George Bush, never considered a trustworthy person, well, it speaks volumes and can be cured with serious cane beatings and some flash-in-the-pan spankings with very hot frying utensils. I can do something with my hands if only I had my fingers returned to me, those I lost in the terrible fire and raping at the Monkey Cave in Lima, Peru, which I believe you know about and had something to do with, according to Nana Bezerka. Their recommendations for you in this simple and sincere line of corrupt religious business sauce. "I am sister maryann pricker, the only daughter of chief and lolo peter Coker-kaka. My father was a very wealthy cocoa cup with some cream on top. His favorite dog was called Lome, The economic capital of Shitville there in Maryland, near Maria's Ass Temple. Before he was poisoned to death by his favorite boy-toy and associates on one of their scouting adventures to locate new slaves and to discuss on a business trip to all of you in Philadephia, City of Brotherly Buggering. """""" When my mother died on the 21st october 1904, My father took me so special because I am motherless kind of whore who just loves jesus and his endless saints in heaven! Before the death of my father on 29th march 1901 in a private nut house here in Pukerville, He secretly called me "hey you dirty little slip of used and stain toilet paper" and told me that he has a sum of us,500,000(two million five hunderd cat turds and thousand united states dollars in pennies) left in a suspencion-alla-banana case- account in a local bank here next to the zoo. That he used my name because he thought jesus would want that, and ofcourse it is true. Jesus wrote me a note saying "Greetings, Slut, you are definitely the chick I want to run my scam operations in South Togo. Get with it, you dirty little slit". He also explain to me that it was because of his wealth and the business which amount to hardly a package of chicken feathers if we warned the police. They are having at hand and in the underpanty pockets above the area for the swollen prick and ballies , that he was laughing all the way to the bank and driven there by his business associates, That I should seek for a foreign piece of dirt left in my eyeball and giving me serious itches and infections all over my laserated, or is it lacerated body, now filled with pus. Where can I transfer this money and use it for drug and brothel purposes especial in the area of real hindsight and in the area of Praising the Lord's Asshole. You got any ideas, Turd??? Dear Beloved in God and in Catheters for the Saints, I am honourablly seeking your assistance in the following ways...... But at the moment, because of the opium injection about an hour ago, I cannot recall what they are so let's keep in contact and remember: do not mention any of this to Johnny Blee Johnny or Jordan or Robert McFerrin or in Gordo, who is not trustworth even in that confession box where he gives head to the little choir boys. Thanks and God bless you. Best Regards, sister maryann peter! Amen and Shit on the Bricks to you, Mojo!!! **************************************************** |
| 23rd October 2004 - 03:19:25 PM |
| 10525 : Dustin Diamond |
| Peussie, seriously, just fuck off and die. I mean, for fuck's sake. You are such a fundamentally useless human being. |