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    11th November 2004 - 09:09:19 PM    
10968 : Gay Zack
You know what Marcia, go fuck yourself with a tree stump. My my clubs follow the Yahoo guidlines and provide Dustin's gay fans with a place to hook up without fear of haters like you. Maybe you should start a church group so you all can pray for our flaming gay souls so that we might be saved from damnation for our unholy sins against our fellow salad tossers. May your soul be devoured by witches on the winter solstice.


    11th November 2004 - 09:09:29 PM    
10969 : DUSTIN DIAMOND IS FLAMING GAY!
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    11th November 2004 - 09:16:35 PM    
10970 : Buck Studly
Marcia, I would still like very much to take a big, firm, smelly shit in your mouth. I promise you that it will taste of heaven.


    12th November 2004 - 11:22:02 AM    
10971 : Princess Peussie
I just want you to know that kurt steinberg can be found at:

robertjackson@yahoo.com

he lives in shitty florida where he floats little brown submarines in his bathtub.

Hi there Buck, just ignore Marcia as her real name is Larry Swenson.


    12th November 2004 - 12:38:54 PM    
10972 : Princess Peussie
I also want you to know that I have vaginal warts, body odor, halitosis, body hair and webbed feet.



    12th November 2004 - 01:43:27 PM    
10973 : Charlene Brigman
I Love Saved Bye The Bell The Class.

They are so nice and sweet and kind to one other.

I just love the show and I watch it everytime it comes on TV.


    12th November 2004 - 02:27:02 PM    
10974 : The Fart Monster
Marcia has a warped, deluded, narrow world view. I fart upon her, and challenge that world view.

Dustin Diamond is a flaming homosexual. His public image will never be removed from the gaping annals of gayity. He will forever be associated with the sicker, more depraved fringe of the gay community.

Also, I am the Fart Monster, and I am now your God. You will worship only me, or be plagued by violent, slippery flatulence. BOW!


    12th November 2004 - 02:47:05 PM    
10975 : Francis Fuckhole
GUYS!!!!!! RIGHT NOW, AS WE SPEAK, THEY ARE PLAYING THE LAS VEGAS "SAVED BY THE BELL" MOVIE ON T.B.S.!!!!! THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THAT I INTERUPTED MY DOWNLOADING OF GAY PORN JUST SO I COULD INFORM YOU OF THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT! I'M SORRY YOU MISSED IT, BUT THEY JUST HAD A CLASSIC SCENE WHERE SCHREECH, ZACK, AND SLATER ARE DRESSED UP IN SHOWGIRL COSTUMES!!!! IT FUCKEN ROCKED, MAN - I HAVE A FEELING THAT I MIGHT BE THE NEWEST VICTIM OF CARPAL-TUNNEL SYNDROME TOMMORROW MORNING AFTER THE MAMMOTH BEAT-OFF SESSION THAT WILL INEVITABLY TAKE PLACE AFTER THE VIEWING OF THIS AWESOME SPANK MATERIAL... PLUS, MARK DECARLO (OF "STUDS" FAME...) ALSO MAKES A CAMEO APPEARANCE AS A "GANGSTER WITH A HEART" - i WANNA FUCK HIM UP HIS ASSHOLE.


    12th November 2004 - 02:57:45 PM    
10976 : Mario Lopez
Guys, I have personally read through EACH of these posts, and I cannot believe all of the graphic language and stupidity that I see coming from you all. You should all be ashamed.

With that being said, I want to extend my warmest congratulations out to my close friend Dustin on his new movie "Dustin's Big Break"...it's a story about a geek named Dustin that gets on a teen sitcom, goes broke because he's on crack, then gets a role in a major porn flick.

Don't believe me? Check it out! http://www.dustinsbigbreakmovie.com

Your's in Christ,
Mario - aka "A.C.Slater"


    12th November 2004 - 03:27:33 PM    
10977 : The Bloodiest Anus
Thanks, Mario! I just blew about six consecutive wads, with a rubber fist up my ass, and I smeared an autographed picture of Dustin with semen, blood, and feces. Then I shoved it up my gaping asshole! Mama Mia!
After that, I pooed it out, and wiped myself with number four sandpaper.
How's about a nice Chili Dog or Chocolate Twinkie sometime?

PS: I just took a poo and it smelled an awful lot like a bag lady I once met named Marcia. She was weird, but she always let me munch on her used tampons.


    12th November 2004 - 03:34:35 PM    
10978 : mack pooter
i was wondering where i could find dustin's amatuer gay porn film called "planet of the gapes" i watched it with my uncle one time and it added a lot to our sexual experience it also starred corey haim as chicken boy and dennis haskins plays the astronaut who's prostate falls out after the car chase/triple anal scene.
it was very erotic and if i owned it it would shove it up my vcr/ass and watch it on my eyelids.
also my ass is a vcr so if anyone has a vhs-like penis or even beta max please contact me.


    12th November 2004 - 03:49:28 PM    
10979 : Scott Peterson
That mother fucker diamond framed me! Now Im gonna have to sit in jail getting boned by some dude named Leroy for the rest of my life! On the other hand mabey he did me a favor! Free food, free housing and lots of well hung young bucks to pack my ass with their cocks! This is fucking paradise!
THANKS DUSTIN
Scott Peterson


    12th November 2004 - 03:49:38 PM    
10980 : Gay Zack
Mario, that movie sounds uber-hot! Do you play any role in it? Perhaps the fluffer on the set of the gay porn? Or the stunt cock? Can you post some of your personal photos of you and Dustin engaging in homoerotic activities?


    12th November 2004 - 04:16:28 PM    
10981 : Mario Lopez
Hey, Zack! The pictures are still being devoloped. I swear, that kid at Walgreens always gets my sex pictures sticky. Closet case! LOL!
Anyway, we're working on another project called "The Gapes of Wrath." The dailys are looking really good, and international rock supergroup Salty the Pocketknife has agreed to record some songs for the gay soundtrack, namely, "The Smell of the Taste of My Boyfriend's Colon" and the old Legs McGee song from the thirties, "Shit Fist".
It co-stars Carson Daily as the wizard and Jim Belushi as himself. Should be playing in "buddy booths" across America before Christmas, so watch for it.

Yours in gayness,
Mario Lopez


    12th November 2004 - 04:20:49 PM    
10982 : dustin
your a bitch


    12th November 2004 - 05:36:32 PM    
10983 : Mario Lopez
Will I be your bitch? Absolutely! I love to role-play! Let me get my Zubaz pants, afro wig, fake nose, KY jelly, peanut butter, dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, dental dams, and pet retarded boy.


    12th November 2004 - 08:05:07 PM    
10984 : Landlord
I spit on your spit, I piss on your spit, I shit on your piss, I fart on your shit, I laugh at your fart, we are friends again! Hey!


    12th November 2004 - 08:30:00 PM    
10985 : Spelunker Jones
Hey kids, it's me, back from another thrilling mission inside Dustin's ass. It was tough, but I just polished my helmet and penetrated as deep as I could. There were many shit obstacles to overcome along the way, but nothing could stop me in my quest. After depositing my sacred load, I retreated succesfully.


    12th November 2004 - 08:37:42 PM    
10986 : Movie Trivia Buff
Mario, is it true that you played the role of "The pool guy" in the 1999 gay porn flick "Anal Intrusions 9"?

Am I also right in thinking that your schlong featured briefly in the 1996 classic "Cum-suck Butt-fuck Studs Go Nuts! #14"? I'd recognise that greasy Mexican manchilada anywhere!


    12th November 2004 - 09:36:34 PM    
10987 : Dustin Diamond
Hello fans and friends. As you know, I was in France to plug my new line of clothing and outerwear recently, and I asked the ceo of the company that's producing my line of clothing if he thought it might be a good idea to mention it on my website. He replied that he hadn't known that I even had a website, and he was ecstactic about the idea reaching prospective customers that way. He had a computer in his office, and asked if we could take a look at the website. Well.. to his amazement (and mine), all he saw was a bunch of name calling and hundreds of references to homosexuality and just plain hatred towards me by my so called fans. The next day he called a meeting of his investors and showed them the website and the filthy, degrading shit that you people have all been saying about me. Half of the investors instantly withdrew their contracts and immediately left the meeting, while the other half just looked at me as one of them said " If they all hate you so much, then they wont buy your clothing"

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