| 27th November 2004 - 07:22:34 PM |
| 11362 : Dustin Diamond |
| Dear fans Thanks to everyone who came out to my gig last night in Crusty Butte, Idaho - 11 is a new attendance record for me! Thanks for making to the show and keeping the scene alive. It's just a shame that that one gay guy kept masturbating very loudly during my bit about how Zack and Slater were fags. He totally ruined the whole bit. Plus, I think it might have been him who, after the show, took a dump on the bonnet of my car and stuck a little sign in the main log on which were written his phone number and the words 'CALL ME SOMETIME, YOU BIG HUNK OF JEW'. It's almost as if he had the impression I was a scat-munching homosexual. Where could he have got an idea like that from??? |
| 27th November 2004 - 07:44:06 PM |
| 11363 : The Hulkster |
| Vince, you sexy motherfucker. Me and Macho Man Randy Savage and a bunch of random homeless guys are gonna grab ya and throw you in tha ring, and while Macho Man pins you to the canvas by sitting on your face, we're all gonna take turns shitting, pissing and cumming on your struggling form. And you're gonna like it, bitch. At the same time we will be rockin out to the strains of my classic 'Hulk Rules' album. Don't forget your motherfucking vitamins, bitch. |
| 27th November 2004 - 08:12:50 PM |
| 11364 : Dick Sniffer |
| Dustin, I would very much like to know what kind of odor your your ding-dong produces. Is it a sour, oniony reek or more of a honey-and-rancid-dairy-produce kind of stench? Does your smegma smell like parmesan? Also, do you find your semen to be malodorous? Inquiring minds want to know!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 09:17:52 PM |
| 11365 : Macho Man Randy Savage |
| SNAP INTO A SLICK DICK!!! UGH! I LOVE COCK MEAT!! THAT BEEFY JUICY TASTE!!! There's nothing better after a hard day of smoking crack and getting hit with chairs than hard dick! AM I RIGHT, MEN?! I love the stale-fish smell of a locker room full of hot sweaty dong sausages and pooter meats! YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT, LADIES!!! UGH!! My spandex is stretching more than Dustin's asshole at the pride parade! HELL YEAH!! I"M PUMPED UP NOW!! First I'm gonna look you in the eye, buddy, and then I'm gonna pin you down so hard, and then... I'M GONNA SHOVE MY TONGUE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE BURNING IN THE FIRES OF HELL, BUDDY!!!!!!! SLIP INTO MY RIM, JIM!!!!!! OHHH YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 09:24:51 PM |
| 11366 : |
| stop posting here! sick queers are needed at saltythepocketknife.com!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th November 2004 - 10:28:15 PM |
| 11367 : The Rock |
| CAN YOU SMELLLELLELLELLL WHAT MY ANUS IS COOKING?! IT'S SEMEN!! MY ANUS IS COOKING SEMEN!!! ISN'T THAT CRAZY?! |
| 27th November 2004 - 11:05:25 PM |
| 11368 : I BMX FOR_________ |
| TO ANSWER YOU ALL YES I AM A FAN OF BIKERFOX I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE PICTURES OF HIM IN VARIOUS STAGES OF UNDRESS... HE LOOKS LIKE A REAL MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO DELIVER THE MEAT AND I BET YOU COULD SQUEEZE SOME TASTEY JUICE OUT OF THOOSE SPHINCTERS... I BMX FOR TWO BEEFY COCKS GRINDING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN MY ASSHOLE. |
| 27th November 2004 - 11:31:48 PM |
| 11369 : 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS 199 PHOTOS YOUNG GIRLS |
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| 28th November 2004 - 12:26:31 AM |
| 11370 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
| ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSë |
| 28th November 2004 - 12:53:38 AM |
| 11371 : HELLO |
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| 28th November 2004 - 01:04:37 AM |
| 11372 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 28th November 2004 - 01:06:29 AM |
| 11373 : Phil Turner |
| want to have gay sex with a real Incan Cowboy [boy, you could fit a cow, tight n'cozy, up this wind-braft anal crevasse.] Call, Phil 'the drill' Turner at, 767-867-8383 |
| 28th November 2004 - 01:11:49 AM |
| 11374 : SAVE THE PEOL |
| HELP THE HOME LAND 2 entries found for Arafat. Ar·a·fat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-ft, är-fät), Yasir also Yasser Born 1929. Leader of the Palestine Liberation Organization who in 1996 was elected the first president of the Palestinian Authority, the newly formed Palestinian self-rule government. He shared the 1994 Nobel Peace Prize. FUCK THE CHACH FUCK YOU CHACHI YOU FUCK, FUCK YOUR FUCKER FUCK CHACHI |
| 28th November 2004 - 01:21:58 AM |
| 11375 : Bobby Thurber |
hi'ya, I'am Bobby Thurber - FAGGOT, gaystream of the universe. The AIDS of the Milky Way. If you're interested in HOT mansex, call me or walk on by and stop in. Let's rub assholes together!! Bobby Thurber 29410 Endress Way Cannon Falls, MN 55009 (507) 263-2712 (905) 351-8103 |
| 28th November 2004 - 01:59:39 AM |
| 11376 : George W. Bush |
| The filthy cancerous beasts, the Palestinians, could never understand the joys of "Saved by the Bell." And zat is why ZEY SHALL BE EXTERMINATED!!! ERADICATED AND DISPOSED OF LIKE SO MUCH OF ZE VERMINSCHNITZEL!!! ...Uh, I mean- they hate freedom! God bless! |
| 28th November 2004 - 02:39:24 AM |
| 11377 : http://www.bigbadugly.com/ |
| http://www.bigbadugly.com/ The Big, The Bad and The Ugly Agency! Britain & Worlds Strongest Men & Women, Gangsters, Hard Nuts, Boxers, Big Guys, Bodybuilders, Bouncers, etc. Available for film parts, extras, walk ons, videos, photo shoots, advertising, PR work. We want to specialise in the extra special artistes! http://www.bigbadugly.com/ |
| 28th November 2004 - 02:53:39 AM |
| 11378 : |
| what kind of film parts? the gay kind? |
| 28th November 2004 - 11:04:36 AM |
| 11379 : Brock Nutbuster, LIVE inside Dustin\'s colon |
| This is Brock Nutbuster reporting LIVE from Dustin Diamond's sphincter where experts claim a catastrophe is imminent. Scientists say that a massive build-up of semen, deposited in Dustin's ass by random homeless guys, is threatening to overcome the sphincter and burst forth in a massive torrent of rancid-smelling cum and liquid shit. Authorities have declared the entire colon a disaster area, and the Military have been called in to assist in a potential clean-up operation. Back to you in the studio, Tom. |
| 28th November 2004 - 12:47:52 PM |
| 11380 : Rocco |
| Hey everybody. I hope that everyone had a good thanksgiving. My queer friends and I headed over to the dumpster behind the local homeless shelter with a full thanksgiving feast. I dressed as Belding as there were already two screech's. Once at the dumpster we started to eat our feast as well as lick each others asses! One by one the bums smelled the feast and came out to join us! It was a thanksgiving fiesta! I grabbed a stinky bum and said "hey, hey ,hey" before reaming his stinky ass with my man meat! Then I noticed that another bum was nearby eating some turkey so I aimed my ass at him and shit on him! He was mad at first so I belted him in the face and my friends shoved a turkey bone in his ass to chear him up. It was a great Thanksgiving and it lasted over 24 hours until the people who ran the shelter said we were taking advantage of the bums and called the cops. Party poopers! Im just glad I got many helpings of bum ass. I also gave a screech a rim job with some cranberry relish! I cant wait for Xmas! |
| 28th November 2004 - 03:26:28 PM |
| 11381 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Hello everyone....it seems that during the Friday THanksgiving concert last week at our local church, some young guy, college frat, was so drunk that he passed out in the parking lot of the church, vomitting all over everything in sight...only a few people saw this and went to get help...then some guy came along and fucked this dude sily to the point of pissing in his asshole so much that the kid then piss all over himself and OUT CAME THE TURDS on his pants shirt and hands....IT was a delightful scene sort of like SAVED BY THE BALLS, something that Dustin would have loved and damn why wasn't he there with a digital camera????? What a scene...and now The Dutch Boy is running around and acting nervous because a Sgt. James Benson feels that perhaps the Dutch Boy fucked this kid who is still having trouble shitting. Dutch Boy is acting weird and going around to various churches and swearing to people who know nothing about this THAT he is innocent. It's all quite horrible...and if that is not bad enough, someone just left some very stained guy's underpants hanging on a bush in the church garden next to the parking lot and dumpster. Oy and OY again! |