| 29th November 2004 - 01:33:46 PM |
| 11396 : Rocco |
| Gay Zack good to see you back in action! Glad to see that you had a good vacation. That cruise sounds spectacular and I might look into a xmas cruise. Ox, that is one of your greatest posts yet! I almost shit my pants reading that one. Anyone who wants to hook up for man ass love meet me behind willy joes dumpster tonight at 9. ROCCO |
| 29th November 2004 - 02:48:24 PM |
| 11397 : Tom Peters, Action Gay News |
| Thanks, Brock. We take you live now to San Diego, California, where the harrowing struggle of a young boy trapped inside Mario Lopez's Anus continues. Boy's mother: I just one to see my son safe again! (crying) Local Shopkeeper: Yup, I knewed this would happen. That anus has been abandoned since the Depression. It just stayed out there, gaping, ain't nobody bother to block it off. I seen younguns playin' around there all the damn time. Some folks say it's haunted. Tom: Rescue workers have been trying method after method to retreive the young boy from the cavernous, thirty-foot stinkhole, but large semen deposits collected in the sphincters, and the slick residue from centuries of Mexican food and beer make scaling the inner walls of the crevice nearly impossible. This young boy will surely be in our hearts and prayers this evening. Now here's Chip Prickersly with the Flaming Gay Weather Forecast. Chip... |
| 29th November 2004 - 02:57:25 PM |
| 11398 : |
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| 29th November 2004 - 03:50:10 PM |
| 11399 : Chip Prickersly |
| Heeeey, thanks Tom it's Chip Prickersly here with the flaming gay weather report and boy, it's gonna be COOOOOOLD out today mainly because of Dennis Haskins being launched into orbit to block out the sun and reduce global warming. We're also getting reports of light shit-showers coming in from the north this evening and make sure you put those snow chains on your tyres because we're expecting a heavy layer of HIV+ semen on the ground tomorrow morning. The forecast for tomorrow: Arabian Goggles. And now there's just time to go over to Dick Upmyass coming live from the Bayside High changing rooms with the day's sports news. Dick? |
| 29th November 2004 - 04:32:49 PM |
| 11400 : |
| let's hook up for some greek fun |
| 29th November 2004 - 05:59:42 PM |
| 11401 : The REAL REAL REAL Dustin Diamond! you FUCKERS!!!! |
| SOME OF THOSE KIDS DUSTIN STORIES ARE GREAT....but my Dad had one even better and more fun. We had a barn and he'd take us out there during the summer, and he'd get up in the top of the loft section and piss down upon us...and the kid who could get the most piss in his or her mouth would get the treat for the day, which usually was getting to suck DAD off and chow down on his sperm. THAT was healthy, so he said, and good for one's complexion. I think he was right on that, and nowadays, I also climb on a ladder while decorating the Xmas Tree, and send urine out into the air for the kids to try and catch with the mouths. It's fun and keeps the family together! - |
| 29th November 2004 - 06:00:02 PM |
| 11402 : |
| I want to toss Dennis Haskin's salad in a major way, if you could arrange that Dustin it would be greatly appreciated. I look up to him as the father who never molested me. Please help make my dreams come true. |
| 29th November 2004 - 06:12:46 PM |
| 11403 : Fred Fudgepacker |
| Here are two emails you definitely should contact; these are rightwing fundamentalist fascist neo-nazi "christians" who hate everyone and everything that isn't THEM. They don't even like the fact that Dustin knows how to eat ass like there's no end. Have fun and enjoy! janniemk2001@bluefrog.com PastorJim@truechristian.com |
| 29th November 2004 - 06:32:37 PM |
| 11404 : Dick Upmyass |
| Thanks, Jim. Let's rub knobs later. Well, once again the Brendan County Rim Goblins beat the Worlen High Cock Rings on their own turf. Bayside High defeated the Coverton Hot Carls for the third year in a row today. Thay truly tortured, sodomized, and defecated on their opponents. Now let's meet some of the fine young athletes on the Bayside High football team. They're five and 0 this season. This young man may have the secret. AC Slater: Well, Dick, it's no secret. Lots of practice and lots of hot, crowded showers. When your ass goes out on that field, it's gotta be loosened up and ready to go against the world. We do improv excersizes before games. Circle jerks, Xtreme Felching, Scuba-Fisting, the works. Dick: Great, what do you eat to keep fit? AC Slater: Ass! (Laughter) Dick: That's really terrific. Well, Tom, I'm gonna get down and dirty with these fine young boys. It's been too long since I've routed some spicy Mexican beanhole. This is dick saying, "Keep your cocks on rock, and your eye on the anus |
| 29th November 2004 - 07:24:13 PM |
| 11405 : Farrier |
| I think all the straight faggots at STPK have surrendered. The queers have won! |
| 29th November 2004 - 07:49:42 PM |
| 11406 : |
| i hate gay people because i am going out one |
| 29th November 2004 - 11:12:42 PM |
| 11407 : |
| http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0006L0LKW/qid=1101791539/ |
| 29th November 2004 - 11:49:28 PM |
| 11408 : rick james |
| bmx, u suck cock! ur posts aren't funny and u probably type them while your tongue is licking ur boyfriend's penis and ass. |
| 30th November 2004 - 06:08:19 AM |
| 11409 : Buster Buttpirate |
| Hahaha! How did that review get past the Amazon censors? Maybe it's because it says "I have pre-ordered mine from Amazon and you should all do the same" - perhaps if you suck Amazon's cock enough you can post whatever the hell you like! |
| 30th November 2004 - 07:06:20 AM |
| 11410 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyy, Dusty! Remember when filming on the SBTB Las Vegas Wedding special finished, and you, me and Mark-Paul decided to go out on the town? Remember how we took you to a casino and got you really drunk on cheap liquor, then we stole all your money and gambled most of it away? Remember how we said not to worry, because we'd used the remainder to buy you a hooker, and she was waiting in a hotel room upstairs? Remember how you rushed up stairs, went into the room and passed out on the bed? Remember how your next memory was waking up the next morning with a really sore head and a gaping, bloody anus? Remember at that point a muscular and prodigiously well-hung black male prostitute named Gregory stepped out of the bathroom, winked and smiled at you and said 'morning, sleepy-head'? Remember how me and Mark-Paul burst in at that point and took photos? Remember how we posted the photos to your family and caused your grandmother to have a stroke? Hoo hoo hoo, me and Mark-Paul sure got you that time, buddy! Great days! |
| 30th November 2004 - 08:18:15 AM |
| 11412 : assplunderer |
| screech, remember that episode from the new class when you were belding's 25 yr old retarded assistant? remember when belding took a huge dump, overflowed the toilet and mopped it up with your huge afro while he did the 'vacuum cleaner' move with you? i saw that episode on the Spice channel the other day. |
| 30th November 2004 - 09:41:59 AM |
| 11413 : Princess Peussie |
| You are correct, Poker, this is a wonderful and informative site, in fact the BESt when that Kurt isn't around with his asshole buddy CHACHI.... I hear that Dustin has an ongoing problem with anal drip, a mixture of shit and jizz. Oh dear, it's that hooker I blame. You know ::::::THE BLACK BUTT PIRATE! He gets my vote!!! |
| 30th November 2004 - 12:50:19 PM |
| 11414 : |
| Peussie, for the umpteenth time, just FUCK OFF |
| 30th November 2004 - 01:02:53 PM |
| 11415 : Aaron Carter |
| Hey Dusty! I've been a roaring homosexual ever since my big bro Nick sucked me off a few years back as a 'cumming-of-age' present, and, as an anal virgin, I need a big studly MAN like you to show me the ropes of being a man-slut. Wanna hook up for gay sex sometime? I wanna be your crazy little party girl!!! I mean, I read about so much cool stuff on your guestbook - scatplay, arabian goggles, hot lunches, vacuum cleaners, dumpster parties - I wanna try them ALL! You have such a varied and interesting gay sex life, and I'm really envious! My cock is young and tasty, and my asshole is tight and un-violated, so write me soon, K? My anal virginity ain't gonna hang around for long, if you know what I mean! I'm flaming gay!!!! Please use my mouth as a toilet!!!!! |
| 30th November 2004 - 01:23:46 PM |
| 11416 : S!CK B0Y! |
| Now these are the kind of posts I like to see! |