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11th January 2005 - 07:49:17 PM

11970 : Buck Studly

Dustin, the new sitcom sounds great! Please include an episode where Slater turns up out of the blue to admit his undying love for you, and you, him, Belding & the Art teacher get down to serious group hardcore buttfucking for the entire episode. While the end credits roll a slo-mo film could play in the background of Slater losing his slimy load on your beard. Trust me, the Fox Network loves this type of shit!

11th January 2005 - 07:57:15 PM

11971 : Gary

Giant Tsunami of AIDS hits America
Giant Tsunami of AIDS hits America

BOSTON, MASS (AMERICAN NEWS SERVICES) - A giant tsunami of AIDS hit the east and west coasts of the United States simultaneously today, causing numerous casualties and uncountable human suffering. The wave impacted at 8:03.32 EST, when most people were preparing for their 45-minutes commutes to work.

Immediate submissive and passive behavior followed, culminating in a rolling pile of writhing bodies engaged in all forms of anal sex and gay fellatio. Further, the atmosphere around California outleast became "downright fruity," according to Governor Arnold Schwarzeneger, who quickly followed his statement with a glance at the polls and, "But we support that, of course."

A tsunami is a rolling undersea wave created by a massive shock or earthquake, and can race across the ocean floor at speeds of up to 500 miles per hour before being channeled upward by the slanted coastline, producing waves up to 50 feet tall that come crashing down on helpless victims.

"I have asked the President to declare a state of emergency and impose martial law," said New Jersey acting governor Richard J. Codey. "Federal aid alone can address this devastating event, and with any luck, they'll be wearing well-cut matching uniforms." As he said this to a press conference, a ripple of delighted sighing passed through the audience.

AIDS, or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, is a disease which attacks the body's defenses against disease and turns them against the body itself, much as a submissive philosophy encourages one to pity one's enemies and turn the other (glutteal) cheek. Originally called GRID, or Gay-Related Immune Disease, the disease was named AIDS after gay groups objected, threatening the paychecks of doctors and researchers alike.

11th January 2005 - 08:02:19 PM

11972 : Gary Larken

In New Jersey, the giant wave caused vast demographic shifts toward lifestyles centered around submissive sexuality, in addition to outbreaks of lisping and Village People impersonators, and the City Courthouse to turn bright pink. "I think it's safe to say we're in a New America," said Codey. "The old America was boldly asserting oneself against the frontier, but the New America is being ready to take any good-looking cock that comes along deep into your digestive tract."

Hispanic groups massed on the Mexican border and prepared to surge across into a newly-receptive America, while boatloads of Haitians, who have more experience with AIDS than any other group except young gay urban professionals, circled near the coastline of American cities selected by The Jewish Review as "most tolerant." On boat 3417, refugee and freedom fighter Mbeko Hassan Washington Khan said, "America is about opportunity, and while the orifice is open, we are taking ours!"

As Federal Emergency Management Association workers, dressed in bright pastels, descended upon the afflicted area with sushi, condoms, lubricant and lime jell-o, lawmakers gathered in Washington, D.C., to discuss the New American outlook. "Gone are the days of manly self-assertion, domination and warfare," said Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois). "We're talking openly with the Iraq resistance about simply opening a franchise for our government and importing sexy men who can't grow moustaches."

The disaster took an unusually high toll, said Codey, because when the wave reared up on the coastline, most victims took refuge in churches and leftist coffee bars, where the greatest concentration of the wave hit. "They were destroyed in exactly the places they saw as refuge," wept Codey. "I can only empathize."

11th January 2005 - 08:08:30 PM

11973 : Gary Larken

Reaction was mixed worldwide. German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder expressed surprise. "I'm amazed it was even noticed, since Americans have been passive whiny queens bitching in front of their televisions since 1944 or so," he said. In Israel, Prime Minister and Rassenfuehrer Ariel Sharon sent his best wishes to America, saying, "Israel has always had a wonderful submissive partner in the United States."

Asked if he thought the "New America" would be able to sustain its submissive lifestyle without going bankrupt, Schwarzeneger began a lengthy monologue about the need to cut funding for internal programs while not raising taxes but, after whisperings with his advisor, put on a rainbow warrior(tm) ribbon and said simply, "Yeth."

On Wall Street, trader W.J. "Bruce" Willingsworth (formerly Bill "Chunk-Style" Willingsworth) looked pensively to the sky and said, "With change, comes great opportunity, and none of us in the financial community want to miss out. We're lucky it wasn't an ice age, because that would leave only the strong surviving, depriving us of passive sexual partners."

http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-tsunami

11th January 2005 - 08:22:50 PM

11974 : Gary Larken

12th January 2005 - 01:06:53 AM

11975 : mr. belding

screech, have you ever swallowed a fecal jizz tsunami?

12th January 2005 - 07:41:04 AM

11976 : s&s here in Japan

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As we say about dustin when on the tv set: NASTER NASTER VIE TECHIE MORKO! it mean 'eat my ass you mamafucker' OK? by e for now

12th January 2005 - 12:09:51 PM

11977 : Pink Beard the Butt Pirate

Looking to start a dumpster scene in my city, how do you get the queers to come.I like dressing as a pirate, but enjoy jollying around with SBTB characters.

12th January 2005 - 02:28:26 PM

11978 : Mr. Slave

Oh Jethuth!! Jethuth Chrithhh!!!!

12th January 2005 - 04:27:29 PM

11979 : Sheeners

DUSTIN's IDEA.....and it's a great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not One Damn FUCK Day - Jan 20, 2005: Since our religious leaders will not speak out against the war in Iraq, since our political leaders don’t have the moral courage to oppose it, since Bush is wasting 40 MILLION dollars on his inauguration party -- while the soldiers have inadequate armor and too few of them to create or maintain peace in Iraq -- Inauguration Day, Thursday, January 20th, 2005 is "Not One Damn FUCK Day" in America. On "Not One Damn FUCK Day" those who oppose what is happening in our name in Iraq can speak up with a 24-hour national boycott of all forms of SEX and connected spending.

During "Not One Damn FUCK Day," please don’t spend money of anything dealing with prostitutes or pimps. Not one damn FUCK for YOUR WIFE or BOYFRIEND. Not one damn FUCK for condums or for lube. Please don't go to Tina Wong's WHORE HOUSE, don't visit the Philly ADONIS, and do not use public toilets. Please don't go to the mall or the local convenience store for blow jobs and cheap tricks. Please don’t buy any sex jellies. For 24 hours, please do what you can to shut the perversion in DC.

There’s no rally to attend. No fingering to do. No left or right wing agenda to rant about. On "Not One Damn FUCK Day," you take action by doing nothing, not even inserting your penis into ANY GLORY HOLE, or having your boyfriend shove it down your throat. You open your mouth by keeping your pants closed. For 24 hours, nothing gets FUCKED, to remind our politicians and religious leaders of their moral responsibility to end the war in Iraq and give America back to the people, whose perversions are at an all time HIGH.

12th January 2005 - 05:53:31 PM

11980 : Queer Bait

Hi all, I stumbled upon this site by accident, but I'm glad i did. I lost a huge load of spunk after reading a few pages about your fantasies with the Screech. I have a black blow up doll that has an afro - I put zubaz on it, only I cut a hole in the ass and a hole for the rubber penis to stick out. It's provided me countless hours of enjoyment for those times when queers weren't all that hot down at my favorite queer hangout. Hope to lose a few more loads to your homoerotic filth.

12th January 2005 - 06:36:04 PM

11981 : jim bob

yo fuckers. long time no see. remember the old bob and sprout stories you can find around page 70-80, and the jim bob stories there as well. Well guess what, they're mine. ask yourselves this, have you given any old women a messy facial recently? if yes, then reply to me and i will tell you how to move on from this traumatic experience. if you like eating cats, guess what, you're also a very very bad person. can't say ive never tried one though, but what is wrong in eating the odd cheeky cat when youare down the pub with your mates. I personally cant wait to try eating a towl. Think it will taste proper fucking good. do you americans know what pukka means, as in pukka pies. well of course you know what a pie is. you fat fuckers can't get enough of them can you. look at you, i'm ashamed of you. sorry, i got distracted, any way, where was i. oh yes, well pukka means good, although i am lead to believe so. it wouldn't be very good if they called it a shitty pie. dustin old boy,fuck u

12th January 2005 - 06:45:04 PM

11982 : jim bob

12th January 2005 - 10:12:15 PM

11983 : Sheeners again becaz I lub god

nastera nd take the pills yo fuckie boz .a.d ¥o¨ton't dyruto d- what of the bst way to the hole do me dustin for e tdna to eat my shithol an doder to be diamon and heat his hoe and hshit on his facie =. ok it mean my englistnot so good but i try gooe d ok/fuckers!! membemrmt ot he cuas ehe dipme tje wuwau pf tje go,e //PLpLOK. Ok"? well traoel a little wuripm [erea;ur ,au odi you wish! you wish? ??? huh???????

12th January 2005 - 11:00:17 PM

11984 : MC Hammer

Screech, you'd better "Pray" that I don't make it over to your place today. Why? Because I'm gonna take a dump in your mouth faster than you can say "Can't Touch This!" It's all good...

13th January 2005 - 12:26:09 AM

11985 :

13th January 2003 - 10:06:08 PM
1589 : Kurt Steinberg
Dustin Diamond, I love you!!! You are a young Jack Nicolson!!!

I want to squirt my load in your eye and then toss your salad!!!

- Kurt

13th January 2003 - 01:30:50 AM
1588 : Ian Young
I watch saved by the bell at 5 a.m. on tbs I still think it is okay a bit funny but Kelly rules

12th January 2003 - 06:03:08 PM
1587 : kimberly
I'M A SLUT AND I'LL DO ANYTHING. E-MAIL ME

13th January 2005 - 08:08:50 AM

11986 : Pastor Jim

I read with great sadness what this Web site has done about my Lord and Savior and many others who believe in Jesus Christ. When you don't know, you make fun. When you are afraid, you make fun. Are you empty inside? Do you feel there is more to life than this? If you are honest with yourself, then what harm would be done to check it out? You don't have to do anything, but check it out. Scared, aren't you? That is telling you something. I wonder how empty you really are inside.

13th January 2005 - 09:19:48 AM

11987 : Cockie-Doodle-Doo-Doo

13th January 2005 - 09:31:11 AM

11988 : Guido, Fan le Dustin Diamond

In un viaggio tra i Balcani e la California dell'indie funk/rock i Museo Kabikoff regalano un disco di canzoni piacevolmente complesse e straordinariamente accessibili

L‚aggettivo „derivativo‰ può essere interpretato, in linea di massima, in un paio di modi: usualmente dà una connotazione negativa al sostantivo cui corrisponde (si parla quindi di „stile derivativo‰, „musica derivativa‰), sottolineandone la poca originalità e lo scarso contenuto artistico indipendente.
L‚altro modo (ed è, in tutta onestà, una personale interpretazione) punta più sul riconoscimento di un corpus ben definito di influenze, d‚altronde innegabili, ma che conferiscono comunque all‚oggetto una sua dignità artistica.

Ecco, la musica dei Museo Kabikoff è sicuramente derivativa. Punto. Ma secondo quest‚ultimo significato.
È l‚immediata impressione che ho avuto ascoltando l‚omonimo cd, pubblicato da Unlimited Records/Erazero e distribuito da Venus.
Dopotutto le „muse ispiratrici‰ sono chiaramente e (anche troppo?) lucidamente riconosciute anche dagli stessi autori: Tom Waits, Primus, Vinicio Caposselatimidamente preciserei: Waits con voce meno di fogna (o da fondo di barile), più De Leo dei Quintorigo; Primus non tanto nel basso quanto nelle trovate chitarristiche. Aggiungerei anche: Mr Bungle non esasperati, Living Colour che hanno probabilmente nel DNA e (non me ne vogliano) ...Incubus (che ho sempre pensato debbano molto ai L.C. di cui prima..).

Dati questi presupposti ci si immaginerebbe un corpus compositivo abbastanza ostico, magari non immediatamente accessibile, un crossover nel vero significato del termine, fatto di ritmi sbilenchi (nel senso buono) e colpi di scena inaspettati..in effetti, se si cerca tutto questo, non si rimane delusi.. ma c‚è un valore aggiunto in questo tourbillon di suoni e si chiama gusto della melodia.
Sì, perché questi bravi e musicalmente aperti signori riescono (quasi sempre) a conciliare strutture, motivi non scontati ad aperture assolutamente „catchy‰, senza mai diventare prevedibili, in modo tale che la forma canzone non viene mai pretestuosamente compromessa.
Questo è uno dei punti di forza di questo bell‚album: un disco fondamentalmente di canzoni, a volte un po‚ troppo stridenti tra loro, forse disomogeneo nella struttura (con una parte iniziale forse più ostica e una centro-finale più abbordabile all‚ascolto), ma che lascia alla fine quella voglia di riascoltarlo che, da sempre, è sintomo di un‚opera azzeccata.

13th January 2005 - 11:05:29 AM

11989 : peusie

FUCK YEH GUIDO!

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