| 01st February 2005 - 02:30:54 PM |
| 12207 : Rex Doubleday |
| QUOTE_The Gayest Farter Greetings from the meat market, hot shots! I'm the Gayest Farter! I'm famous around the world for having a wide variety of farts, but the one thing that makes my farts special is that they're all extremely gay! Sometimes, I'll fart in a cafe, and some leftover semen will splurt out of my anus into someone's coffee. Or, on the bus, I'll fart real big and some old condoms will just shoot out of my loose sphincters and stick to an elderly person's forehead. All very flatulent and gay. Look! That fart is going to be an interior decorater! Look! That fart is going to write a Broadway musical! Look! That fart looks just like Matt Damon! You're not going anywhere, you sexy little fart!_QUOTE This is the only piece of material worth reading in the last 25 posts since mine. You faggots are not funny and you are repetitive, Except for you ofcourse Mr.GayFart I all want you to live by the immortal words of Hott Bosco...who said his Grandpa would spray his seed at him each morning for a gross wak |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:00:18 PM |
| 12208 : The Gayest Farter |
| I don't know what passes for a comedy these days, but I really can't see any humor in the experiences of my every day life. I can't see why something as routine as eating four bowls of chili with extra onions and making it a point to ride in crowded elevators so you can eliminate gasses and play pocket pool while relishing the offended look on the faces of your fellow passengers would strike anybody as "funny." Look! That fart is packing it's bags for San Francisco! Look! That fart has a lunch date with Andy Dick! Look! That fart has such high cheekbones! You're going right back up my ass, mister! AAWWE!! FUCK YEAH, BITCH! I'M SHOVING MY FART BACK UP MY FILTHY SHITHOLE, MOTHERFUCK!! AWE FUCK YEEAAH!! I'M GONNA CUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! Some people have an odd sense of humor. |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:12:52 PM |
| 12209 : Sloppy Bag Of Shit |
| Man, fuck STPK. Anyone been to asamandrummeth.com? Evan really looks like the kind of guy who wants to be tortured with four cocks up his shitter and a swordfight in his mouth while old men piss and shit on him. Shit off a cock blister, fuck napkins. |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:19:06 PM |
| 12210 : Shit On A Used Maxi Pad |
| Because basketballs ARE my anal beads, Uncle Shit Dribbler! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:22:55 PM |
| 12211 : Gordo |
| It's great to know that shitholes like Georgie Bush and his scum-slave, that CHACHI nowhere guy with the slit instead of a cock, are causing global suicide. Thanks Georgie Porgie, and the rest of you perverts. I'll just settle down for a nice slow bj and rimming, Chach, you know what to do, FAG. |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:42:48 PM |
| 12212 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
| Sloppy Bag of Shit: that's actually quite an accurate assessment of Evan's sexual preferences. I should know ;) |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:46:44 PM |
| 12213 : Condom Full Of Runny Shit |
| Yes, it is good to know that George Bush and Chachi share a shithole. Chachi inherited the shithole of a mighty gay warrior, able to withstand the fiercest pounding by gay horse cocks. I'll settle down for a nice fisting followed by a hot Balogna Surprise. Chachi, you know what to do, TWEETS! |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:48:58 PM |
| 12214 : Michael Jackson |
| Hey Dusty. As one superstar to another, could I please ask you to use your showbiz clout and keep me out of jail?? You know I didn't do anything indecent with all those boys, right?? You owe me, man. Remember the magical summer you spent as a 10-year-old at Neverneverland? Remember what a super-duper time we had together? Remember the night we slept in the same bed? Remember how a magical love pixie visited you all the way from Happyland in the middle of the night and used his big Happy-wand to leave his special magical juice in your bunghole? Remember how much your bunghole hurt the next morning, but I said that it would be OK because the magical juice would make you big and strong, and that the pain was worth it? Remember how we slept together again the next night, and it happened again? And didn't the magical juice make you the big, strong superstar you are today? You see, it was all perfectly innocent! |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:56:18 PM |
| 12215 : Diarrhea dribbling out of a dead whore\'s cunt |
| This guestbook makes me erect |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:57:04 PM |
| 12216 : |
| ass man drummeth |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:03:02 PM |
| 12217 : Felch Monster |
| I spared no second ripping off those Zubaz, I was starved for that Kosher man meat. As I spread apart his cheeks, ready to munch that pert little pooter, I was shocked to find a large tuft of matted hair blocking entry into his starfruit. I didn't want to waste time shaving him. I needed it now. I began to violently rip out chunks of the anus-fro with my teeth. I could feel his taint swelling against my chin: He was getting off in a big way. Finally I could jam my muscular tongue up his now bloodied ringlet. He quivered spastically as I tasted his colon. "Zoiks!" he shouted as his head sprang back, "I'm gonna cummmm!" A hot fountain of diarrhea splurted out of his slippery fudge factory and down my throat. As I tasted loads deposited by prior lovers, I thought he'd want to get a good taste of his saucy gay-goo laced muck. I got a mouthful and held down the acidic vomit I felt rising in my esophagus just long enough to transport a hearty mouthful of shit-and-jism stew, followed by undigested chunks and bile. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:21:55 PM |
| 12218 : Gym Sock Full Of Cum, Pus, and Mucus |
| Dustin- Have you ever heard of a "Baby Shaker?" That's when I stuff your asshole full of bloody diapers that I collect from children born with HIV. After that, I jump up and down on your stomach while you give my boyfriend a Blumpkin. If this interests you, please let me know, because paying vagrants to do it is getting too expensive. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:28:06 PM |
| 12219 : Uncle Herpes |
| I need a good Honky Tonk Punch. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:41:03 PM |
| 12220 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
| Yo. Check it out. I got a butthole that can swallow a man whole I like to suck balls while I bounce on a man pole If you've got a tastey pooter, I'd like to try it 'Cause I toss more salad than a Jew on a diet I like cocks, balls, feet, nipples and fists I like gettin' enemas with fresh hot piss So line up and blow a big wad in my perm And I'll munch your ass like a funky tape worm Yo, bitch! Balls, homey! Balls yo! We outta here! Farts! |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:54:00 PM |
| 12221 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
| Yo Scatty P., dem some fresh-ass rhymes. How's about you and me throw down together sometime? I could really toss a brutha's salad right about now. If you in da area, get down to the fags-only rap battle I'm gon' be hostin at the Manhole Club, West Hollywood next Weds. It gon' be FRESH son, I ain't trickin. The place gon' be LOADED wid fine-ass fags. |
| 01st February 2005 - 08:04:24 PM |
| 12222 : Accidental Farting Mishap |
| Shove your head up my ass and sing beautiful music. |
| 01st February 2005 - 08:13:53 PM |
| 12223 : Intentional Farting Disaster |
| Put your ass in my head and fart songs of freedom. |
| 01st February 2005 - 09:47:51 PM |
| 12224 : Polite Farter |
| Oh, my! Please excuse me. |
| 02nd February 2005 - 12:01:13 AM |
| 12225 : Violent Farter |
| BRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 02nd February 2005 - 03:14:37 AM |
| 12226 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
| Theodor W. Adorno is the progenitor of critical theory, a central figure in aesthetics, and the century's foremost philosopher of music. He was born and educated in Frankfurt, Germany. After completing his Ph.D. in philosophy, he went to Vienna, where he studied composition with Alban Berg. He soon was bitterly disappointed with his own lack of talent and turned to musicology. In 1928 Adorno returned to Frankfurt to join the Institute for Social Research, commonly known as The Frankfurt School. At first a privately endowed center for Marxist studies, the school was merged with Frankfort's university under Adorno's directorship in the 1950s. As a refugee from Nazi Germany during World War II, Adorno lived for several years in Los Angeles before returning to Frankfurt. Much of his most significant work was produced at that time. Critics find Adorno's aesthetics to be rich in insight, even when they disagree with its broad conclusions. Although Adorno was hostile to jazz and popular music, he advanced the cause of contemporary music by writing seminal studies of many key composers. To the distress of some of his admirers, he remained pessimistic about the prospects for art in mass society. Adorno was a neo-Marxist who believed that the only hope for democracy was to be found in an interpretation of Marxism opposed to both positivism and dogmatic materialism. His opposition to positivisim and advocacy of a method of dialectics grounded in critical rationalism propelled him into intellectual conflict with Georg Hegel, Martin Heidegger, and Heideggerian hermeneutics. |