| 01st April 2005 - 04:52:24 AM |
| 12985 : Lady Fifa |
| heyyyyyy its Screech!!! i enjoyed watching u in saved by the bell, that was a bangin show (back in the dayz), u where my favorite character, u were so cute playing Screech. thanx |
| 01st April 2005 - 09:11:20 AM |
| 12986 : Gripper |
| Penises are carefully nailed to boards. One is repeatedly lacerated by a scalpel until it disappears in a wash of blood. Map pins are pushed with surgical precision through a scrotum: a sharpened nail is pushed into the head of a penis and then extracted as blood spurts from the wound. A young man’s initials DD are branded onto his lower stomach with a piece of wire heated in a blow-lamp. |
| 01st April 2005 - 10:56:00 AM |
| 12987 : Splinter Cell |
| Last night I was playing Chaos Theory and Jesus looked at me and laughed when I got killed. I got so mad that I ripped the halo off of Jesus and broke it. What came out was yellow and smelled like tinkle. He told me this is where the Pope's tinkle comes from. But he has a urinary tract infection right now. He said I know all, all that will come and all that is in the past. I knew you would break my halo and now the Pope will suffer. I told him that I didn't care, I'm not the Pope. I never told Jesus this but he has bad breath. I knows. He knows all. |
| 01st April 2005 - 11:02:41 AM |
| 12988 : Splinter Cell |
| Last night I was playing Chaos Theory and Jesus looked at me and laughed when I got killed. I got so mad that I ripped the halo off of Jesus and broke it. What came out was yellow and smelled like tinkle. He told me this is where the Pope's tinkle comes from. But he has a urinary tract infection right now. He said I know all, all that will come and all that is in the past. I knew you would break my halo and now the Pope will suffer. I told him that I didn't care, I'm not the Pope. I never told Jesus this but he has bad breath. I knows. He knows all. |
| 01st April 2005 - 11:11:36 AM |
| 12989 : Young g |
| ah yo ya raps to me means noting you just mad cuz ya gurl sucked me ip like lipo sucktion i fyou try to dis back than I 'll start bussing |
| 01st April 2005 - 11:19:18 AM |
| 12990 : Someone who saw Jerry Falwell eat. |
| I attend Jerry Falwell's church in Lynchburg Virginia. I was sitting a table with Jerry and others at a social with lots of good food. I reached to get a piece of fried chicken. Jerry pinned my hand to the table sticking a fork in the back of my hand. He took the fried chicken and put it on his plate. He then released my hand. I was shocked and stunned and amazed others didn't act like they noticed what he did. I heard him whispering to the piece of chicken I love you so much so sweet and juicy and you make me feel so good. He nibbled away at the piece of chicken and I could tell that he was in a state of euphoria. He had a huge helping of macaroni and cheese on his plate. He gently licked some of the cheese and swirled the macaroni on his plate. Oh yes I love macaroni and cheese he said. He ate biscuits with butter, ham, green beans, pasta salad, ......., brownies, chocolate cake, and finished with coffee. He unbuckled his pants. His belly was noticably larger. Yes he farted several times. |
| 01st April 2005 - 02:33:43 PM |
| 12991 : QUAN |
| SHOW GIRL WITH DICKS |
| 01st April 2005 - 02:49:23 PM |
| 12992 : |
| so did you try to queer it up with Jerry Falwell? If I ever bubmped into him I would seduce him with tales of how I'd dress up as a purple teletubby and i would rub fried chicken all over his body and lick it off. He no doubt would sport a tent in his pants once I nibbled his ear. I would probably punch him in the stomach and when he crouches over holding his stomach, I'd fist him and violently rub his prostate. It would be really sexy. |
| 01st April 2005 - 03:01:21 PM |
| 12993 : Rocco |
| Just a quick weekend note. I am heading out with a gang of my homo friends to go to a dumpster behind the pope's apt in Rome. I am already in my zubaz and fro wig. Anyone who can should meet us in Rome for an extravaganza! ROCCO |
| 01st April 2005 - 04:06:19 PM |
| 12994 : To Amanda |
| To begin with Amanda, at the age of 14 you should be able to spell better than that. Your grammar isn't much better. Amanda, have you considered filling your vagina with cement? Or how about having your vagina sewed shut. If you select this option, please don't get your vagina and your butt hole mixed up. Your butt hole is the one that is the least smelly of the two. Amanda, I got these ideas from the website www.4parents.gov. |
| 01st April 2005 - 04:16:10 PM |
| 12995 : Concerned Woman |
| Amanda, the ideas of the previous writer are not good ideas. Amanda, I think that you should wait to have a baby with a real man. Does your boyfriend love Jesus? Only real men love Jesus. |
| 01st April 2005 - 04:26:03 PM |
| 12996 : A Filthy Queer |
| Amanda, you should stick to only allowing a man to give you Arabian Goggles or a Chili Dog or any sort of scat play. At your young age you don't want to be streching out your anus and woman penis, take it from a veteran queer - I was taking it in the ass back in Vietnam from Charlie and now I'm always leaking a substance that smells like a fine aged cheese. I highly doubt you want that. It's too bad you weren't a boy, than we'd set you on the right path of queerness. |
| 01st April 2005 - 04:34:34 PM |
| 12997 : |
| remember when we queered up the salty the pocketknife guestbook? remember when we tried to queer it up with Evan Stone? remember the first time they shut down their guestbook because of us? remember the second time they shut it down for good? remember when we queered up Amazon? that was uber hot stroke material. |
| 01st April 2005 - 07:30:28 PM |
| 12998 : |
| ASSFUCK MY ASS YOU TURD-LICKIN' SHITHOLE EAT MY STEAMING MAN-KUNT YOU DICK-SUCKIN' ASSFUCK THEN LET ME PISS IN YOUR ASS AND THEN YOU DRINK EAT AND ALSO DRINK MY GOOEY LUMPS OF DIARREAH THAT CAME FROM MY STINKY ASSHOLE THAT LIKES TO POOP |
| 01st April 2005 - 07:59:51 PM |
| 12999 : |
| Screech, the pictures at the bottom of this page help illustrate what an enormous faggot you are - http://leprakhauns.tripod.com/timewarp/sbtb/ |
| 01st April 2005 - 08:05:06 PM |
| 13000 : |
| ...as do these ones - http://www.angelfire.com/80s/sbtbsite/screechphoto1.html http://www.angelfire.com/80s/sbtbsite/screechphoto2.html Screech, cum round my place for a hot lunch sometime! |
| 02nd April 2005 - 05:07:10 AM |
| 13001 : Larry King |
| Dusty, I wanna take a nice big smelly shit right in ya mouth. MMMMMMM, FRUITY!!!!! |
| 02nd April 2005 - 05:20:39 AM |
| 13002 : Evan Stone |
| 12997: yeah, I remember the STPK forums. I used to jack it daily to all the filth you faggots posted on there, until that shit-eater Farrier shut the place down. Good times. Anyway, I've now spent a month locked up in Dustin's basement as his personal cum-dumpster. It's been the hardest but most erotically gratifying month of my life. Recently though Dusty's been getting more and more violent, and he likes to whip me and cut me. He's also into auto-erotic asphyxiation. I'm scared as to how far he might go - I hope he doesn't try to cut off my ding-dong!! |
| 02nd April 2005 - 05:29:15 AM |
| 13003 : SHIT IN MY FUCKING EYES |
| Does anyone else find the Pope's impending doom highly erotic? Am I the only one who is turned on by palsied octagenarians? I wanna do him up the dumper! Maybe he could take me croozin' for hot fags in his Popemobile as well. |
| 02nd April 2005 - 05:51:09 AM |
| 13004 : Gary |
| Dude, what do you think they are doing to the Pope right now? As part of his last rites, they're totally fucking the shit out of him right now on his death bed! I'm popping a major woody just thinking about that wrinkly old man's frail limp body being manhandled like a ragdoll by up to a dozen other men dressed in religious robes, fucking their righteous hearts out like there's no tomorrow. Because in the case of the dying Pope, there is no tomorrow! So fuck away in the name of the Lord! |