| 16th May 2005 - 12:50:18 AM |
| 13560 : Dner |
| Keep rocking Ox |
| 16th May 2005 - 12:58:26 AM |
| 13561 : |
| peussie, you're a bigger joke than diamond! you fucking piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 16th May 2005 - 03:34:40 AM |
| 13562 : |
| man, this guestbook has been kicking fucking ass! it almost makes a mysterious figure from the past want to return... |
| 16th May 2005 - 12:54:17 PM |
| 13563 : Dner |
| Where is Fagbusters and Kurt Steinberg!? |
| 16th May 2005 - 01:12:24 PM |
| 13564 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Hey "Prince", do you remember how, back in Bayside, you used to call yourself "Prince" because you were in love with Prince (the pop star)? Remember how you used to wear frilly shirts and eyeliner to school, because you were a total faggot? Remember the time I walked into the AV Room and caught you masturbating to 'Purple Rain'? Remember how you blew your load all over the monitor screen at the bit during 'Darling Nikki' where Prince starts humping the stage? Remember how I snuck up behind you and donkey-punched you in the back your permed head? Remember how you hit the floor like a sack of shit and started crying for mommy, even though you never knew your parents because they both abandoned you when young for being a worthless piece of human excrement? Remember how I proceeded to kick the living shit out of you, despite the fact that I was a wimpy nerd who couldn't fight for toffee? Remember how, after I'd finished, and you were laid on the floor battered and bruised, I said "time for a chocolate cream pie fight!", and you asked me what that was, and I took a shit in my hand and pushed it right in your face? Remember how I made sure that as much as possible of the warm, slimy shit went into your mouth and nose? Remember how I then picked up one of the TV monitors and smashed it over your head? Remember how, because I then went outside and told Belding and Milo that you were in there unconscious, they went in and started double-teaming you? Remember how you came to to find Belding's cock in your mouth, and Milo's in your ass? You fucking deserved everything you got at Bayside, you dopey faggot! |
| 16th May 2005 - 01:45:56 PM |
| 13565 : Gord |
| Anybody keen on foreskin? Love to chat about how to enjoy it! Gord |
| 16th May 2005 - 04:44:54 PM |
| 13566 : Miglena, here to defend Princess Peussie from SHIT |
| Greetings again from Lima, where we party until that last scrotum is drained! Just recently someone left this message at the Peussie Altar at the MOnkey Cave, and I didn't give it much thought...but then I wondered "Hey who the hell wrote this? this person knows TOO MUCH." So if anyone knows, send the news directly to me. Don't forget. Next Sunday is the Annual Bake Sale to raise money to get Peussie back to the WHITE OUT HOUSE there in DC. Get out and EAT!! MOJO!!!!!!! Here's the statement:::::::: NEW PRAYER FOR SINNERS: "CHOLA MAE CHIMDIM, TRES VAMBOOZ LI KRAMDIDLE HEY CULO MANAHARERO SIMPLICO CHICO LE CHOCHA!" Number one, I have a wonderful set of dildos that I like... that I paid for! It's been reported that I steal everything since I make so little money from sucking off the guys in the local gang. My weekly allowance couldn't cover it, you little queers but that doesn't stop me from hanging out with Mojo and his enema clan and getting what I want after their massive evacuations during prayer meetings and love-ins. Secondly, I'm old enough to buy a bra and vote in the Clutch-Step-Drag Events in Pasadena and anything else I want. If you would sit back and look at how RIDICULOUS you are, you might learn something like how to be another miserable fag out on the toilet seat in the countryside PEAKING OUT THAT DAMNED LITTLE OUTHOUSE WINDOW. I understand why you aren't getting any joy from all of that vomit you create when you sing along with Peussie at the Monkey Cave. She fucking hates you too and has put out the hit list with YOU at the top. |
| 16th May 2005 - 04:52:46 PM |
| 13567 : Dustin Diamond |
| Gord, I also enjoy foreskin, and I find it very tasty with a good spaghetti sauce and a glass of red wine. Yours, The Dust |
| 16th May 2005 - 04:53:45 PM |
| 13568 : Prot Dik |
| The sikh religion is a shitty faith |
| 16th May 2005 - 07:58:51 PM |
| 13569 : Dner |
| Hey Dustin, is it true that Mark and Mario put a laxative in your food once? Is it true that on the set you started to feel your shit pangs coming on? Is it true that in a scene filmed in the bathroom you had to yell cut and ran into the stall that Mario's character was hiding for the scene and blew your shit into the useless toilet? Is it true that Mario was so turned on by this that he dropped his acid washed jeans and stuck his cock in your mouth while you were shitting? Is it true that you kept sucking him off and licking his balls while you shit because it's always been a fantacy of yours? Is it true that Mark walked into the stall wondering what the hell was going on and saw you and Mario in a gay lovers tango? Is it true that Mark pulled down his pants and spun you around and fucked your shitty ass using your slimey shit as lube? Is it true that Mario and Zack were spit-roasting you and you didn't even care that everyone on set was watching you guys? Is it true that Mark came in your ass making you have the hersey squirts even worse? Is it true that Mario shot his Taco Bell flavored cum into your mouth making you gag and throw up all over the place? Is it true that you passed out from dehydration and collapsed on the set floor covered in semen and shit? Is it true that when you collapsed you hit your head and started seizuring? Is it true that everyone on the set was laughing at you and throwing their shit and tampons on you? Is it true that you woke up with a camera in your face and your mouth was full of used tampons and your face was smeared in shit like black face? Is it true that T.K. "Milo" Carter came on the set and started to jerk off on your face saying "take my load like the little nigger you are" and came on your face? Is it true that you started crying and everyone was laughing at you? Is it true that it was all on film and they put it on the Saved By the Bell Season 1 and 2 dvd set as an easter egg? Man those on set practical jokes are sure wacky!! ps. Kudos to Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| 17th May 2005 - 12:33:45 AM |
| 13570 : Ox |
| Princess Peussie, remember that episode from the 3rd season of SBTB before your sex change, when you went by the name "Prince Peussie"? Remember how you were flaming gay and would dress like Peter Pan, wearing tights to school every day? Remember how you also sported a perm at this time in your pathetic little life? Remember how you used to masturbate every night while thinking about Slater's smelly Mexican manchilada and dreamed that you would someday toss his salad? Remember when Slater came up to you during gym class and asked you to meet in my Belding's dungeon after school for a swordfight? Remember how Mr. Belding had constructed a dungeon in his basement where he used to referee hot man-on-man action? Remember when Slater said that Mr. Belding, Zack, and Screech would be there to watch? Remember how turned on that made you feel, because it seemed so kinky? Remember when you showed up at Mr. Belding's dungeon, dropped trow, and prepared your boner for a "swordfight" with Slater's little Mexican warrior? Remember how you were hung like a 3-month-old? Remember when Slater showed up with a real medieval sword? Remember when Mr. belding walked in and started the match? Remember when your tiny wang was no match for Slater's heavy medieval sword? Remember when Slater chopped off your baby-dick with the sword and you collapsed in shock from the blood loss? Remember when Zack and Mr. tuttle started laughing uncontrollably and both called you a "HUGE FAGGOT!!!"? Remember when Mr. Belding picked up your member from the ground, placed it in a tiny little hot dog bun, and then made you eat it? Remember how much pain you were in and you were so light-headed from the blood loss? Remember when you passed out and woke up to find Screech's dog, "Hound Dog," pissing on your perm? You sure got screwed over that time! |
| 17th May 2005 - 03:54:22 PM |
| 13572 : dazo |
| http://www.gangstawar.com/index.php?act=speclink&speclink=3h87173066 Play this online flash game its about gangs and guns. Its really fun and addicting so have fun! |
| 17th May 2005 - 06:59:49 PM |
| 13573 : elizabeth |
| hey screech how are you well i will keep watching saved by the bell liz |
| 17th May 2005 - 11:56:37 PM |
| 13574 : gay slater |
| hey fags, wha'ts up? |
| 18th May 2005 - 01:16:03 AM |
| 13575 : Remember when... |
| Hey Princess Peussie, remember when you used to be really funny? Remember when people used to like you and liked having you around? Oh wait, you don't remember? That's because it never happened you stupid fucking cunt, BWAHAHAHAHA!! |
| 18th May 2005 - 11:08:24 AM |
| 13577 : Mary Mount, Secr. to GOddess PEUSSIE, you assholes |
| Oh yes, and do you assholes remember the days when there were no turkish terrorists here and Princess PEUSSIE ruled with an iron thumb? Cannot remember? Is clearly that you are all brain dead from too many fake dumpster activities, you little twats. GROW up, and get those sissy panties down so the ROYAL COURT can measure you in centimeters and not inches..... And here's something for your little assholes to consume: Has anyone here on this board tried this new concept of edging to help supplement the jelqing activites? I have tried this now for about the past 3 weeks. My personal trainer here in nasterville mentioned this to me, and said it would help to minimize some of the pressue that has built up in my anus from the hours of jelqing and fingering that have come to me from prayer in the monastery. Damn why the fuck did I become a priest? I'd prefer to be working at that Academy of Jelqing in chestnut hill along with Professor Steve Nelsen, who now teacher an advanced course in proctology and edging, as it relates to the History of the Anus and Papacy. Right on, Sasha Baron Cohen! YOU IS MY MAN. reSpekt! Anyway: So I got into the argument with a friend about the difference in edging and jelqing...and he said THERE IS NO DIFFERNECe but hey, after a few joints, I know that jelqin g GET SME THERE AND GETS THE JOB DONE insptie of the swelling and pain. Ask Prof. Nelsen....he's swollen and =nevertheless he's 8 inches strong at this time without Jelqing...but IF he keeps jelqing like he does at that workout place, WOW, he's going to have a master dick that NONE of us will be able to swallow. SO that's the news for the moment, Jelqers... |
| 18th May 2005 - 11:35:36 AM |
| 13578 : amy |
| i heard tht u killed urself! |
| 18th May 2005 - 11:52:43 AM |
| 13579 : Mary |
| Online Pharmacology: muscle relaxant http://medicament.atspace.com |