| 07th June 2005 - 11:24:02 AM |
| 15046 : RememberWhen |
| Hey Screech, remember how Zack and Slater used to fight over Kelly every episode? Remember how they beat each other off literally and methaphorically? Remember how Belding said they should sort it out like "men"? Remember how they proceeded to a swordfight with their dicks? Remember how they fought over Kelly in your ravaged, gang-banged, cockfucked hellhole you call your bumhole? Remember how you exclaimed "Zoinks!" when Kelly saw your tiny scrawny body being savaged? Remember how she joined in? No wait, this was one of your fucked up drug-fuelled dream sequences... Remember how you still wet the bed today? Remember how your mom took you onto Jerry Springer? Remember how you exclaimed to Springer that "Hitler was right!" Remember how he began to beat you up? Remember how his bodyguards joined in? Remember how you ended up celebrating your 18th on your own in some asylum somewhere called New Jersey? You sure got zoinked big time fuckwit. |
| 07th June 2005 - 12:51:54 PM |
| 15050 : Mad Max |
| Hey, gang. Mad Max here again. I know it's been a while, but I have thought warmly of you all these past months and remembered you in my prayers as I try to survive in the blasted wasteland of the post-apocalytic world. As I was battling a savage gang of Motorcycle Barbarians while trying to rescue the mayor's daughter of the struggling hamlet of Sweet Water, I remember that Christ once said, "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth." As I blasted one of the Barbarians in the chest with my sawed-off shotgun, I told myself that the world, even after I die, will be all right. As the Earth rejuvenates itself and people gathered their strength and determination back from such bleak circumstances, Humanity will become gentler and more compassionate once this has all pass. And the world may see true peace for the the first time. In the meantime, I have to siphon out the gas from the cycles and dune buggies of three barbarians I just ran over with a runaway truck. God Bless. |
| 07th June 2005 - 03:04:57 PM |
| 15398 : Dustin Diamond |
| Hey, thanks for ruining my guestbook, you fucking douchebag! |
| 07th June 2005 - 03:41:08 PM |
| 15402 : |
| all this fucking spam sucks my dick harder than Dustin at a Village People concert |
| 07th June 2005 - 03:47:25 PM |
| 15407 : Screech aka Dustin |
| I am going to donkey punch all the fucking spammers on this site, all I want to read is posts from all the queer fans and how they want to treat me like a spit roast. I pleasure myself all the time as I read this site, but lately the massive amounts of spam have made it hard for me to get hard. Fuck all this gambling shit, the only gambler I want to read about is Kenny fuckin' Rodgers and how he wants me to fuck his old crusty ass. |
| 07th June 2005 - 04:22:46 PM |
| 15408 : |
| I can't wait to kidnap you Dustin so I can take you to the dumpster site where me and 20 of my closest buddies like to get down, One time someone brought in an 80's ghettp blaster and cranked up the Saved by the Bell theme song. Everyone got naked and started dancing while rubbing knobs on each other. It was really hot and got me ready to stick my face in some dudes ass. A guy dressed as Mr Belding started freaking with me and than he began to suck me off. I was dressed as Slater and I made him yank on my mullet and rub fecal matter in it. It was one of the greatest nights of my life, which was only made better when Evan Stone dropped by and had a few pairs of Dustins worn zubaz, which he gave out the those who'd allow him to shove drumsticks up their ass. I got a pair and immediately smelled the ass area. It was pure bliss, several queers wanted to smell them as well, so I made them give me a russian trombone. It was a great night. |
| 07th June 2005 - 04:23:53 PM |
| 15409 : |
| Seriously, just close the fucking site down. There's no point any more. Spamming motherfuckers can suck a bit fat HIV+ nigger dick. |
| 07th June 2005 - 04:48:33 PM |
| 15410 : |
| hi dustin I live in your neighborhood and I have a bone to pick with you. I don't mind all the partying you do, but I just wish you'd keep it in the house. I don't know how many times I've looked outside to find gay sex going on in the front yard. Once I caught you taking a shit on my bushes. we are a good clean wholesome neighborhood and if you insist on having your gay orgies, we'd all just wish that you'd keep them in the house. The house to the left of me told me about the time they came out to see you sitting on the hood of the car getting oral sex from Danny Pintuaro while shooting up heroin. We don't want you to move, we just want you to cool it on the gay sex parties. |
| 07th June 2005 - 04:54:51 PM |
| 15411 : |
| does your asshole smell like Mario Lopez mullet? |
| 07th June 2005 - 04:59:26 PM |
| 15412 : Dustin \"Screech\" Powers |
| Zoiks! Zoiks!!!! ZOIKS!!!!!!! ZOIKS MR. B!!! ZOIKS, I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 |
| 07th June 2005 - 05:12:50 PM |
| 15413 : Jim J Bullock |
| Hi boys, I 80's star Jim J and I'm looking for young guys in their early 20's the give HIV. I'm into some crazy shit and hot you are too. Penis is good and so is my rimming skills. Dustin, we should meet up and go the one of those gay dance clubs I hear you frequent alot. |
| 07th June 2005 - 05:21:11 PM |
| 15414 : |
| I want to lick your taint please squeeze my balls |
| 07th June 2005 - 06:02:29 PM |
| 15419 : |
| I will eat your ass out raw |
| 07th June 2005 - 06:52:08 PM |
| 15420 : GWB |
| FUCK THE GAYS (and the niggers too, especially the GAY ones) |
| 07th June 2005 - 07:29:42 PM |
| 15421 : Fagbusters |
| YOU FAGGOTS BETTER TAKE THE SITE BACK FROM THE GAMBLERS AND TURKS. |
| 07th June 2005 - 09:40:16 PM |
| 15422 : Bring Back Dustin, Please |
| http://profiles.yahoo.com/johnnybleejohnny |
| 07th June 2005 - 09:48:46 PM |
| 15423 : Dustin is here with the DOC |
| http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Doc_Gormley_treats_HOLES/ |
| 07th June 2005 - 11:20:45 PM |
| 15424 : |
| ass\ |
| 07th June 2005 - 11:53:04 PM |
| 15425 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you were playing poker during lunch? Remember how you played at a table with Slater, Zack, Maxwell Nerdstrom, Mr. Belding, Mr. Tuttle, and another student named Pete? Remember how Pete was the delaer and would always bring two decks of cards to lunch so he could play? Remember how Pete was always trying to get you guys to play Texas Hold'em? Remember when he would write "play Texas Hold'em" multiple times on the chalkboards in the classrooms? Remember how everyone thought he was an annoying faggot for doing that? Remember when your tables was playing for nickels? Remember when Pete won the first 6 hands in a row and everyone thought something was amiss? Remember when Mr. Belding lost 50 cents, his soda money, and was irate? Remember when Mr. Belding poke Pete in the arm and said "are you cheating?" Remember when Mr. Belding's poke caused Pete to drop an extra deck of cards he had hidden in his sleeve? Remember when Belding said "you fucking cheating FAGGOT!!! Now you're gonna pay!!!" Remember when Mr. Belding picked up Pete and threw him against the wall of the cafeteria? Rememeber when Pete had the wind knocked out of him and was slow to get up? Remember when Slater kicked Pete in the ribs and then stomped on his head? Remember when Nerdstrom went nuts and tore off Pete's pants and started having unprotected buttsex with Pete? Remember when Mr. Tuttle pulled out his chubby, middle aged cock and gave Pete and golden shower? Remember when you kicked Pete in the stomache during this encounter? Remember when Mr. Belding dropped his pants and took a smelly shit on Pete's head? Remeber when Nerdstrom pulled his cock out of Pete's bloody butthole and blew his load in Pete's hair? Remember when Nerdstrom said "taht was good, faggot" as he picked up a chair and then smashed it on top of Pete's legs? Remember when Nerdstrom put on some golf cleats and did a little tapdance on Pete's hairless ballsac? Remember when this went on until the lunch bell rang 15 minutes later? Remember when you guys finished your fun and then Mr. belding and I picked up Pete and threw his mangled body into a dumster outside the cafeteria, leaving him for dead? Rememeber when years later Pete would go to various Internet websites and post gambling spam hundreds of times, filling up gay guestbooks with his annoying spam? What a fag! |
| 07th June 2005 - 11:59:04 PM |
| 15426 : Ox |
| (cont. from 15425) Screech, remember when everyone Pete regained consciousness and then crawled home? Remember when he spent the next 2 weeks in Intensive Care in the hospital? remember when he finally returned to Bayside and everyone caleld him "Poker Pete"? Remember how he thought people were calling him this because he liked to play Poker? Remember how people actually called him that because everyone knew that Nerdstrom had "poke" his schincter with his nerdy schlong? |