| 06th July 2006 - 06:02:35 PM |
| 78333 : Rocco |
| Fuck! Guy Random that was a hot news story! Please keep us updated on the ongoing saga in Port Washington. By the way have any of the members of the Step By Step family made an appearance? I bet that little blond fruit and Diamond pump each others asses on a regular basis!!! ROCCO |
| 07th July 2006 - 01:40:44 AM |
| 78334 : Dick Upmyass |
| This is Dick Upmyass for KOCK Action News reporting LIVE from Dustin Diamond's front yard where the sodomy continues unabaited. What started as a 2-man protest has quickly evolved into an orgy of biblical proportions after the original couple, dressed as Saved by the Bell characters, were accosted and "teabagged" by none other than Diamond himself. Following this it seems that every queer for miles around has converged on Diamond's front yard to turn it into a boiling sea of ejaculating cocks and gaping anii! All available holes are being plugged by thick, pulsating rods and...yes!...I think I can even make out a few lesbian couples! This is truly a sight to behold...sadly Diamond himself is unavailble for comment but we've received reports that he is either lost deep in the pile of copulating bodies or is closeted inside his house masturbating furiously to the hot, hot action going on outside. I'm also witnessing scenes of blatant drug use...coke is being snorted from ass-cracks...heroin is being injected into testes...oh, the humanity!! This is truly a scene William S. Burroughs could be proud of, and this reporter is off now to get in the action...back to you in the studio, Tom. |
| 07th July 2006 - 02:37:09 AM |
| 78336 : Ariel |
| I am a worthless, spamming piece of horse excrement. Please send child snuff videos to my e-mail address, so that I may masturbate to them. Here is a picture of what I ate for lunch - http://www.mrpoop.com/images/cornpoop.jpg |
| 07th July 2006 - 07:05:50 AM |
| 78337 : screech\'s father, cuntrags |
| haha i just ate a piece of shit... mm mmmmmmmmmmm yum yum |
| 07th July 2006 - 07:35:27 AM |
| 78338 : Devante F |
| All yall shut the f up screech was the hunk of bayside. All yall hatin on screech stop hatin on him yahll want to be sreech dont be hatin om my boy screech. |
| 07th July 2006 - 07:35:19 AM |
| 78338 : Devante F |
| All yahll shut the f up screech was the hunk of bayside. All yall hatin on screech stop hatin on him yahll want to be sreech dont be hatin om my boy screech. |
| 07th July 2006 - 08:35:24 AM |
| 78339 : PUNKD00D |
| YEEH ALL U FREEKZ LAEVE DSUTIN ALON!!! OMGZOMG UR ALL SUCH LOZERS!!!!!!! DSUTIN IS NOT GAYE ALRIGHT.WHN I MET HIM HE WUZ REAL NICE AND HE STARTED MAKING OUT WITH ME AND TUTCHING ME BALLS AND SHIT AND I WUZ LIKE WHAT RE U DOIN MAN AND HE WAS ALL LIKE ITS OKK IM NOT GAY THIS IS JSUT HOW MY GREET MY FANZ SO I WUZ LIEK OK DUDE THATS ALRITE I SUPPOS.AND THEN WE WUZ MAYKING OUT SUM MOR. HIZ DICK WUZ HARD AND HE SED HE WANTED TO TAKE A DUMP IN MY MOOTH AND GIVE ME ARBABIAN GOOGLES I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE BUT IT DUZ NOT MEEN HE IS GAY HE JSUT CARES ABOUUT HIS FANS SO LEEV HIM ALOEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] DUSTIN IS STRAYT AND HE IS MARRED!!!!!!!!!!! DUSTIN U RULZ D00D PUNK RULZ I LOV SUM 41 AND AVRILL LAVINGE PNUK ROCK 4EVAR DSUTIN 4EVER!!!!!!!! |
| 07th July 2006 - 08:54:22 AM |
| 78340 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I really want to eat some Taco Bell and then meet up with you behind a gas station. I'd drop trow and then shart right in your face! A shart is where I fart and little chunks of shit are also expelled out of my butthole at the same time!!! You must be getting so turned on thinking about this!!! Let's hook up! |
| 07th July 2006 - 09:18:15 AM |
| 78341 : Angry Fan |
| I didn't know dustindiamond.net went under but it should be dustindiamond.com anyway so maybe people couldn't find it. You are not Screech! WHY WON'T YOU GIVE BACK HIS NAME? |
| 07th July 2006 - 09:30:03 AM |
| 78342 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Hey Kurt, according to Belding's IMDB bio: "His favorite food is the Taco Supreme form Taco Bell." That figures!! http://imdb.com/name/nm0368172/bio |
| 07th July 2006 - 09:42:38 AM |
| 78343 : |
| I just made a slightly offensive post on the JM J. Bullock IMDB board...let's see how long it lasts. "Well I heard that Diamond was a "Chaser" for a while (i.e. he hunts down and hangs out with HIV+ dudes, intentionally looking to get infected) but JM refused to unleash his toxic seed into one of Diamonds holes, so Diamond kicked his ass to the kerb." http://imdb.com/name/nm0120160/board/nest/47561653 |
| 07th July 2006 - 10:16:51 AM |
| 78344 : Kurt |
| Nice work, Nerdstrom. That's awesome that Mr. B admits that his favorite food is the Taco Supreme from Taco Bell. It's easy to believe, seeing as how he must weigh 300+ lbs. He probably has 30 lbs of undigested red meat in his colon. He needs to purge that directly into the jew-fro of a former co-star of his! |
| 07th July 2006 - 10:25:05 AM |
| 78345 : Angry Fan Lover |
| I know you keep coming back because you want my cock up your ass. I'll be gentle the first time... just for you. I know you are afraid to ask for another man's love... I was once like that too. E-mail me so you can tell me how much you want to be violated. That would turn me on so much. My cock is so hard just thinking about your puckering starfish... |
| 07th July 2006 - 10:30:18 AM |
| 78346 : jawa |
| hello to you mr screech my name is jawaharlal,i am gay man in bhopal india. i am knowing of you from tv and i am masturbating many times to your tv shows. please i am liking to meet up with you for sex somet ime. also can you please be explaining of your american words to me. i do not understand what is being "arabian goggles"? and "monroe transfer"? and "turkish snowcone" and "shirley temple"? please to explain thanks to you. yours ever jawa |
| 07th July 2006 - 10:34:05 AM |
| 78347 : |
| Shit! I forgot to set my VCR to tape Screech on The View. Someone needs to report what happened. |
| 07th July 2006 - 11:00:03 AM |
| 78348 : |
| You guys are fraking retaeded yea i like schreech but u fagits need to get a life!!! |
| 07th July 2006 - 11:00:20 AM |
| 78348 : |
| You guys are fraking retaeded yea i like schreech but u fagits need to get a life!!! |
| 07th July 2006 - 11:04:54 AM |
| 78349 : screechlover |
| We like Screech too... but for his cute ass... |
| 07th July 2006 - 11:05:16 AM |
| 78350 : terrylin |
| hope the donation helped with the house |