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    05th October 2003 - 03:22:19 PM    
5096 : Sheriff John Bunnell
Hello, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and welcome to another edition of World's Wildest Police Chases. You know, when you're driving down the mean streets of L.A., you'd best remember to keep your eyes on the road at all times; avoid needless distractions and always be aware of your surroundings, especially around busy intersections. Because you never know what dangers could be lying right around that very next corner.

Los Angeles, California. A young actor by the name of Dustin Diamond walked into a local gas station where he shot an unarmed attendant in an attempted robbery gone wrong, and then proceeded to flee pursuing law enforcement cruisers in a stolen delivery vehicle carrying a shipment of brand new DVDs for Saved By The Bell, a hit television show from the late 80's and early 90's.

He thought he was above the law as he continued to speed and weave his way through a nearby intersection, right into oncoming traffic in his attempt to escape from L.A.'s finest. But he was wrong. Dead wrong. (continued)


    05th October 2003 - 04:03:32 PM    
5097 : Kairsti
Screech I Love You. Your my favorite on SBTB.


    06th October 2003 - 12:39:50 AM    
5098 : Illspirit
Bumfuck me.


    06th October 2003 - 12:57:58 AM    
5099 :
Hey you rule! Yeah right.


    06th October 2003 - 01:03:08 AM    
5100 : smurfyou13
Illy is l33t. Dustin ain't.


    06th October 2003 - 01:03:53 AM    
5101 : Ben Delorean
Prositute: 0/hour
Dwarf Prositute: 0/hour
Veiwing shitty made websites: Priceless

You would think for an pretty famous actor, he would have a decent made website. My goal in life is to sleep with the entire cast from Save By The Bell. check out http://www.SDskate.com


    06th October 2003 - 01:08:39 AM    
5102 : xp55uber
FuckBitchesSemenMilkCartons


    06th October 2003 - 01:20:20 AM    
5103 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    06th October 2003 - 01:44:14 AM    
5104 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up with Slater next Saturday. We can go to Skybar (which supposedly you frequent with Corey Feldman) and then we can rent a bedroom at the Skybar's hotel for some queer lovin'! Slater and I can have fun contest - the first one of us to squirt our respective loads in your eye is the winner! You can toss the winner's salad! So, in reality, everyone is a winner!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    06th October 2003 - 04:28:09 AM    
5105 : W.D
Please give me a complete introduction about physics science.


    06th October 2003 - 06:56:05 AM    
5106 : Panty Pisser
Having recently discovered the delights on offer at e-bay, the huge number of internet 'shops' selling panties (some of which openly welcome male pantie wearers), I'm struck by the apparent divide into full briefs (sometimes called Mama-knickers over here in UK) and bikinis.

My theory is that if you started out wearing your mother's panties you'll be drawn to wear full briefs, and if you started out wearing your sister's panties (as I did) then you'll want to wear something a bit skimpier. What do people think? Does anyone here enjoy sniffing and beating off with their sisters/moms panties?


    06th October 2003 - 08:09:14 AM    
5107 :
TOO powerfull Uma Thurman Austin TO powers


    06th October 2003 - 09:04:00 AM    
5108 : Dustin Diamond
Thank you all for coming to my website. I am currently in the hospital because a tracter entered my anal crevice.


    06th October 2003 - 09:46:57 AM    
5109 :
shitty website


    06th October 2003 - 12:59:44 PM    
5110 : Kurt Steinburg
FUCKING Black pubic hair! Fuck you vehement pubic lice and ass luvers. I hope your asses burn at 2000 degrees celcius. I hope your rolaids pop out of your ass like bullets as a man's dick gets shoved in your throat. I hope you all choke on feces and vomit that your manluvvers make after they suck the cum out of your stinky, warty rod. After I manluv your mighty bun of submissivity, I like to scoop out the fudge and mix it up with my sticky paste of naughtiness and then shoot it out on the wall to create art work.



    06th October 2003 - 01:11:31 PM    
5111 :
HELLO


    06th October 2003 - 01:16:04 PM    
5112 : 4840 Rotary Catedral
http://www.asuncionsupercentro.com/rotary Asuncion central 21 Py Paraguay . I just visited your excelant HOME PAGE .HELLO FROM SOUTH AMERIQUE


    06th October 2003 - 04:30:15 PM    
5113 : Arnie Assfuck
I wanna stick my throbbing meatstick up your tight, puckered asshole and then have you lick the shit off of it afterwards. I suck monkey cock so eat me you cum guzzling faggot.


    06th October 2003 - 04:56:10 PM    
5114 : prob3d
Hey "Screech", remember when your show was on and people almost gave a fuck about you?


    06th October 2003 - 08:51:45 PM    
5115 : Screech Disciple
My god, I check this site 4-5 times a day. I LOVE IT!!! Thanks Screech for giving your fans a place to hang!!!

I was really deep in the trenches of humanity, full of pain and anger and didnt even want to live. Then I heard a bell ring. Literally. It was the opening theme of the show "Saved by the bell". I can truly say I was saved by the bell. I pulled the shotgun out of my mouth, and for the first time in my life, I saw someone I could relate to. The geeky little kid called screech. The more I watched him, the more I loved him. I began to model my own life after his, and the pain and hurt began to leave me. I dont consider this just a positive role model, I consider this a religious experience. Thats why I took my life savings and built a ,000.00 shrine to screech in my home. 3 times a day I worship at his beautiful feet. Then I make my rounds here at the webpage. Screech, I owe you my life, and now my soul. Thank you for saving me!!! You are my idol, hero, and GOD!!!!Screech for eternity

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