| 25th February 2004 - 07:50:52 AM |
| 6481 : saloua |
| i love you |
| 25th February 2004 - 08:19:14 AM |
| 6482 : Princess Peussie |
| I recently hired this DOC for my Palace Medical Staff...and I think I have a good one here. He's already examining all of the slaves and servants testicles for various problems, found in EACH of the participants. Maybe you all should do some examinations::::: Testicle Self-Examination (HealthDayNews) -- Testicular tumors are among the more common cancers occurring in boys under 12. Seton Hall University in New Jersey advises men to conduct regular examinations upon young boys, testing for lumps, filled sperm sacks, strained gonad-pockets, etc.. Here's how if you don't know already: * Support the testicles in one hand and feel each with the other hand then when the young man is horizontal on that massage table or bed, then you slowly force the gonads up into your mouth, sucking deeply enough to make him ask you to STOP. Then you know that he's got some stress, and you inform him that 'this session has just begun' * Gently roll each testicle between the thumb and the fingers before you wrap them in electric wire and attach the other ends to the cattle prod. You'll feel a smooth tubular structure that covers the top, back and bottom of each testicle before you turn on the juice....but after you have given the lad his first blast with the electric current, then make sure the handcuffs are on him, the gag in his little mouth, and cut loose with the full current. You'll notice how he arches his back during the struggles. Turn off the current and begin massaging the testicles rather violently while you go down on his swollen little cock, first of all, sucking on the head of the small, pulsating shaft. * With your finger, delicately separate this tube from the testicle to examine the testicle itself, and with you other hand, well greased with Vix vapor rub or even Ben Gay, you shove a minimum of three fingers up into his asshole as quickly as possible. Notice how again he arches upward, as if trying to get his dripping cock back into your throat! * Feel for any swelling or lumps within his anal cavity, then polish him off with a long and sustained blow job, working his cock with one hand, while the other hand presses with great intensity upon his swollen prostate. * If you detect anything unusual, then give him a long enema of room-temperature red wine and have him hold as much liquid inside of his anal area, or until you can tell that he is totally loaded thanks to the alcohol. At this time you can release the restraints, give him some poppers, blow a full joint of pot from your lungs into his, and have him smile for the video camera above the entire exam table. He knows at that point that you are serious about Health Matters, and that you've just begun with his stress therapy. You may wish to beat his ass with fireplace tongs or a bull whip to get his attention. Tell him softly, "I think you are on the Road to Wellbeing; Praise Jesus for whom all blessing flow". |
| 25th February 2004 - 08:46:09 AM |
| 6483 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This website was so much better when everyone thought it was really Diamond's homepage! The first time I found this website, I thought Diamond must have some sort of learning disability - why else would half of the words be misspelled? All of the queer messages in the guestbook were icing on the cake. However, this website has quickly become lame now that everyone knows this isn't really Diamond's homepage. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th February 2004 - 12:03:03 PM |
| 6484 : JinnyJumper |
| whose this guy Diamond anyway? some kind of weirdo? |
| 25th February 2004 - 02:02:57 PM |
| 6485 : dwight |
| hello dustin its me again dwight slemmons i still wanna meet you and will you please come to louisville kentucky for a seven day visit cause i need your advice anyway on becoming an actor and other stuff and i would like you and lark voorhies to reunite back together in a movie or in a series cause you have been best friends for so many years back and i bet you two still get in touch with each other so ill see you when you come to louisville ky real soon ok thanks dustin your number one fan... |
| 25th February 2004 - 02:31:35 PM |
| 6486 : Message 2 the person hu sed kurt iz a douchebag |
| woohoo! sum1 hu actually has sum sense! itz about time sum1 sed sumfin 2 u u loser kurt!oh yea and wot was it u sed? this is a homosexual guestbook? o FUK OFF! incase u didnt realise (bcoz u cnt read!) this website iz NOT 4 homosexuals. itz just u and ur fukin gay fantasies that wishes it woz! go and get a fukin life! and FUK URSELF WHILE UR AT IT! |
| 25th February 2004 - 04:08:41 PM |
| 6487 : Margaret Tan |
| ...and who the fuck is this Kurt Steinberg and those fucking nazi people leaving these horrible messages. SHIT, it's worse than those people running around town todya with those dirty smudges on their foreheads. I'm thinking they have them on their foreskins. And to you Princess Peussie, thanks for the information as it looks very fine indeed. I will give my little brother such a workout with his testicles and see if he's got problems. |
| 25th February 2004 - 04:26:18 PM |
| 6488 : Nathan Mathers |
| I like to fuck eggs |
| 25th February 2004 - 04:34:10 PM |
| 6489 : Bernie Butthole |
| Hey Maggie Tan, I would like to check my chubby into your tailpipe and then grace your lovely gook face with a man-milk nut-facial. Then I would have dustin diamond urinate on you. Are you related to Amy Tan, the esteemed author of The Joy Fuck Club? Because if you are, I would like to extend my invitation for the two of you to rally around my maypole and play a little game of spin the snatch, if you get my drift!... |
| 25th February 2004 - 11:42:58 PM |
| 6490 : Amy Tan |
| OK BUTTHOLE, you think you're fucking funny talking that way about all of us "gook girls". I tell you one thing, boy, I'd shove this fist so deep into your asshole you'd be shitting jelly beans outta yer fucking nose, scum nuts! I'd have my brother fuck you so hard then give you one long piss enema. You deserve to attend that Jelqing Academy of Princess Peussie in Chestnuts Hill....and get what you deserve: CASTRATION |
| 25th February 2004 - 11:53:05 PM |
| 6491 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This message is for the retard who wrote message 6486 - please learn proper grammar! You write like someone with the intelligence of a 3-year-old. You're probably also hung like a 3-year-old! Nobody wants to read your posts! If you aren't going to post about a disgusting sexual fantasy, then don't post here!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th February 2004 - 10:20:29 AM |
| 6492 : humus |
| i cant believe Kurt Steinberg et al still post here This is the first time i have checked here in over a year, and they're all still here! Get over it and get a life! |
| 26th February 2004 - 11:16:40 AM |
| 6493 : natascha |
| heej ik vind je wel grappig en heel leuk wil je met me naar bed |
| 26th February 2004 - 11:58:43 AM |
| 6494 : humus |
| i cant believe i am such a fuckin homo i wish i wasnt so uncontrollably addicted to man butter then i wouldnt be such a flippin faggit ass rammer |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:35:20 PM |
| 6495 : Eafsa |
| Hay i am from sudan how do i ordered saved by the bell vhs tapes do i have to come to america with my diseases to find them? |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:44:01 PM |
| 6496 : DAS POOP |
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| 26th February 2004 - 12:49:06 PM |
| 6497 : NIG STAIN |
| MAMMOTH CAVE, Kentucky (AP) -- Mammoth Cave doesn't have the colorful stalagmites and stalactites that make some caves famous. Lighting is minimal; signs are nonexistent, and there's no pipe organ playing "Shenandoah," like the one at Luray Caverns in Virginia. Yet Mammoth's claims to fame are many. It's the longest cave in the world, with more than 360 miles (580 kilometers) of connected tunnels. It's also the second-oldest tourist attraction in America, after Niagara Falls, with guided tours offered since 1816. Huts used by an 1840s tuberculosis colony still stand, as do mining pits from 1812. Most amazing of all is how far back Mammoth's human connections stretch: Mummies have been found in the cave, and you can still see petroglyphs (cave drawings) that are thousands of years old. Mammoth entered recorded history around 1798 when John Houchins, a Kentucky homesteader, shot and wounded a bear, then followed the critter into a natural cave entrance that is still used today. |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:49:37 PM |
| 6498 : Bernie Butthole |
| Dear Maggie Tan, I deeply regret the fact that I may have offended you with that last post - You seem like a nice young lady, and I'm sorry if I angered you with my warm and tender musings on love and romance... That being said, I want you to quit your sniveling, turn around, and bend over - So I can piss in your ass!!!! GOOK!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck... |
| 26th February 2004 - 12:55:03 PM |
| 6499 : Xiao Ping |
| I too like defiling asians. i hit them, fuck them in the ass, pour boilig hot wonton soup on their genitals. but i love em. |
| 26th February 2004 - 01:02:45 PM |
| 6500 : s |
| Anyone here ever suck a dog's dick? i mean.... hey whats up. |