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    11th March 2004 - 09:31:35 PM    
6731 : Happy goLucky
Ass Plunderer is a classy man. Fuck you Peussie. I wouldn't wipe my dog's ass on you, worthless cunt.


    11th March 2004 - 11:45:52 PM    
6732 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you, me, and the Ass Plunderer need to hook up for manly love!!! Here's my queer fantasy - I want to do you in the cornhole while you toss Ass Plunderer's salad! I'll even give you a "reach-around" as I pound away! Doesn't that sound like fun??

Is Benny (message 6726) correct? I didn't know that you hung out with the kid from SeaQuest. Did he play with your "light saber" while he practiced for the role of Annakin Skywalker???

- Kurt Steinberg


    12th March 2004 - 12:14:18 AM    
6733 : Fagbusters
I HEARD THEY BOTH CRIED IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS. I BET THAT WAS PRETTY QUEER.

THE BEST PART ABOUT JONATHAN BRANDIS WAS THAT I BET WHEN HE WAS HANGING HIMSELF HE IMAGINED CHUCK NORRIS TEACHING HIM TO CLIMB THE ROPE BUT HE COULDN'T DO IT AND GO ASTHMA AND DIED. HOW FUCKING DUMPLING FACE. OR JUST DUMP FACE.


    12th March 2004 - 12:43:54 AM    
6734 :
fuck im drunk im so sad and i want to die please help me with my nervous condition im grinning like an idiot at the keyboard and i dont think anything is going to help me slit me slit me you fucks im not real im really dustin diamond or mario lopez or mr belding take your pick queens i dont care i hate you i hate the filipinos too dustin i identify with you but the cholo fuck mexicans are totally worse but the worst one is me because im so pathetic i want to die fuck you fagbusters


    12th March 2004 - 01:08:08 AM    
6735 : Fagbusters
FUCK YOU LOSER. GROW UP.


    12th March 2004 - 01:51:27 AM    
6736 :
Lollipop


    12th March 2004 - 02:06:04 AM    
6737 : Singalong
1, 2, 3, Bend!
1, 2, 3, Stretch!
1, 2, 3, Bend!
1, 2, 3, Stretch!

Here's a message that I'm sendin' to you,
You can do what you want to do.
A little work never hurt no one,
It's the only way to get things done.

Put your mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat.
Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is strong whenever you're around,
I walk on air, I barely touch the ground.
And I'm so happy that I'm with you now,
You'll never see me in the lost and found.

Put your mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat.
Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is there for you,
The rest is up to you.
Yeaheeyeaheeyeahyeahyeah
Hoohoohoohoooo
Naananannananananaaa
Hooooooo!

I feel so good whenever you are near,
You make my troubles seem to disappear.
You're the one that I've been searching for,
'Cuz every day I love you more and more.

Put your mind to it, go for it,
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and Roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Mind to it, go for it.
Get down and break a sweat,
Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Get down and go for it!


    12th March 2004 - 02:40:00 AM    
6738 : Al\'s Singapore hotels & Malaysia Hotel
Do you know where I can get more info on this subject..cheers
All's Malaysia Hotels singapore Hotel


    12th March 2004 - 06:14:58 AM    
6739 : Mark
gifts


    12th March 2004 - 06:37:55 AM    
6740 : redy
your all idiot


    12th March 2004 - 01:51:05 PM    
6741 : Princess Peussie
Hello, TURDS!!


    12th March 2004 - 02:19:39 PM    
6742 : MOJO
Hello everyone and in particular: to SINGALONG for that lovely poem. But I think you stole it from me, SING, ratsass, and THIS one is for you and everyone here:::::

A POEM OF LOVE FOR YOU, JIZZ-FACE!!!


Here's a TURD that I'm sendin' to you,
You can eat all you want til YOU turn blue.
A little shit never hurt no jerk,
It's the only way you'll get to work.

Put your cock to it, go for the smell,
Get down and break wind like hell.
Rock yer nuts, you ain't seen Peussie yet,
Tongue in the hole, nitwit, I'll place my bet
That you're down and dumb as you can get,
Fuckin assholes (all of you), you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My prick is strong whenever you're on my face,
I'll walk on yer guts, I'll spray you with mace.
And I'm so pleased that I can torture you now,
You'll bellow for MERCY, you big jizz-filled cow.

Put your balls to it, and go for it quick,
Get down or I'll break your small dick,
Rocks off, you motherfuckin' dude.
You lazy half-assed prude,
Get down and break some wind.
My cock down your throat, like you've just sinned!

My love is there, so deep in your hole,
The rest is up to you, so rock and roll.
Yeaheeyeaheeyeahyeahyeah
Hoohoohoohoooo
Naananannananananaaa
Hooooooo! (gave up the rhyme, you scummy slime)

I feel so good whenever I'm up yer rear,
You make my troubles seem to appear.
You're the one that I've been wanting to rape,
'Cuz no more screaming, your yap being taped!!

Put your nips to it, go for the pain,
I ain't stoppin' high wind or fuckin rain,
I'll break you in half, you hunk of scum
I'll take a hammer and work your balls like a drum.
Get down and suck me until I blow my load,
Rock and roll, you filthy fucking river-toad
Get down and go for it! or shithead:
HIT THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!

LOVE.

MOJO



    12th March 2004 - 04:42:44 PM    
6743 : To MOJO
That "poem" SingAlong put up was a song featured on Saved By The Bell. I guess you would actually have to watch the show in order to know that, which raises the question: what the fuck are you doing here?


    12th March 2004 - 07:53:20 PM    
6744 : To MOJO
MOJO, THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME. YEH SAVED BY THE FLUSH is where it came from....LOVE YOUR VERSION THOUGH AS IT HITS THE TURDS ON THE HEAD!! for sure DUDE, let's have more of that shit and the MOJO VARIATIONS...and who gives a rats'ass about "who should or should not be here". FUCK "EM IF THEY CANNOT TAKE A BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!!


    12th March 2004 - 08:02:26 PM    
6745 : To Mojo
Mojo, you is one fuckin' crazy mutha, I laft my butt off with the way you kickt ass outta that dumb fucker of a poem from that shitt-eatin tv show. MY MAN! Go, Man!!!Deliver the fuckin goods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    12th March 2004 - 08:10:52 PM    
6746 : Stevie
HEY WHO IS WRITING THIS SHIT ABOUT DUSTIN AND THIS SHITT Y ROMANTIC POETRY? AND WHO IS WRITING ABOUT 'HELLO TURDS'. LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK AND TALK ABOUT FUDGEPACKING.


    12th March 2004 - 08:13:17 PM    
6747 : Happy goLucky
Yeah, it was a mediocre song to begin with it and you copied it like crap, but it's not like anybody else was gonna do anything better. So you get a B- for effort.


    12th March 2004 - 08:21:21 PM    
6748 : Guod
This is the single most insane thing I have ever witnessed. You needed to know that.


    12th March 2004 - 08:59:42 PM    
6749 : Princess Peussie
Temper temper!!! Since when do piles of shit fly off the handle like this?? Mojo, what in the world have you started??? I'm going to pray for you evil mouth. As for Guod: you haven't seen anything yet, mother fucker...so bend and rim HappygoShitty's asshole. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!!


    12th March 2004 - 10:38:28 PM    
6750 : Doc Enema
Remember in school and on Sesame St. how we had to break down sentences and tell how the work? well here is a breakdown, total breakdown of Mojo's poem, as fart as I see it:

  Hi, my name is Jim and I am very interestedin your
ad! I am 50,
white, 5'11", 190 lbs., full dark brown hair, clean
shaven, married,
and have a moderately hairy body. I could visit you
during the days
on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays. I am
totally passive
with a guy; that is you can play with me all that you
want! I do not smoke, drink, or do drugs. I am safe,
clean, healthy, and discreet.
I have been butt fucked a couple times in my life.
Based on your ad I would be very interested in being
slightly submissive. Remember no heavy pain! I could
be interested in being stripped and then tied up and
then you could have your way with me! I would vouch
for a password if it became too intense! If you are
interested please write back before I blow my nuts down your throat.

Poem:
You can eat all you
break wind like hell.
down and dumb as your balls to it
you motherfuckin' throat, like you've just
go for the pain,
a hammer and work your balls
down and go

I could have written that somewhat clearer but some guy here was writing about how awful he is and he's drunk and all that kind of shit, so I thought this poem breakdown would help you all feel good, although I could'tn give a sphincter flapping.
Smiles to you, Mary Mount!

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