| 23rd March 2004 - 01:44:07 PM |
| 6851 : Dustin Young |
| im gay.....i like cocks in my mouth..im gay...hehe... i like boys..i live on capri street in memphis tennessee...some of u homos come see me to get a big one up your anus...hehe...i like anal sex. Dustin |
| 23rd March 2004 - 01:50:54 PM |
| 6852 : Shrimper |
| dustin, you are so wonderful and so brave and so thrilling; why dont' you just put yer head UP yer stinking asshole for awhile? Cool and brown. But WHAT a minute!!!!!! Hey Guys, it seems that this area is filled with docs of various sorts. I'm a specialist in sex therapy so I see lots of men suffering from all kinds of disfunctions. I've been recommending jelqing to all of my patients simply because they have lost 'contact' with the penis- feelings. Yes, I know this sounds New Age, and it probably is, but some guys just cannot get a 'stiffy' unles they really work at it. I've established some marathon jelqing 'bouts' with about 40 men on massage tables, music metronomes for tempos, lots of lube and towels and have supervised some incredible 'break throughs' in sperm-release, projectile pointing and orgasm blockage. Just recently I incorporated into my marathons the Electrosizer, that equipment men have been using for building muscles via attached electrodes to various parts of the body. Now I attach the electrodes to the testicles, and if the penis is big enough, to the shaft, so that when the 'receiver' is jelqing himself or getting jelqed by an assistant (most effective) and says he cannot continue for ANY reason, I give him a JOLT of electricity, send his nuts into spasms and his cock into shock. At this point I find it important to have the patient tied down with handcuffs to the table, sometimes a gag, and then continue this workout until the timer goes off or the patient appears to be in some stage of shock or trance. I cannot say that any of this creates length in the penis, but the patient feels better when released from therapy, loads lighter and much happier for the experience and its conclusion. In Toronto, one doctor associate of mine has found great results with an electric cattle prod used on the sphincters, nipples, the testicles and penis during a jelqing marathon. This seems extreme, but works well so I've been told. If any of you have questions, please feel free to contact me. I travel alot giving lectures (this month includes Greeley, Colorado, Nasterville, OHIO, Indiana, PA, and Tooterville in Southern California). |
| 23rd March 2004 - 01:56:44 PM |
| 6853 : Robert McFerrin |
| Hey if you want to read some BAD SHIT and not worth wiping your shitbrains on, then here goes, Jerks! http://american.dailyjolt.com/ |
| 23rd March 2004 - 02:03:05 PM |
| 6854 : Marley |
| when I see that statement about Jesus RUles for Fucking Sure then I know that the gang is back and ready to rule this site and RUIN my fucking good/gay life, so let me remove my fingers from my asshole and stick a been bottle up the And I know someone who said this a while back.... "Within the months between October 1991 through December 92, I have had my testicles filled with jello worth a few sucks and fucks, if you know what I mean ... The most violating thing I've felt this year is not the media love-ins over my body or the fan letters asking me to suck off this guy or that one, but the rape of my cat, then my dog and now my bitch, courtney. Ripped out of pages from my stay in mental institutions and hijacked airplanes, in gay bath houses, etc. I feel compelled to say JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!!!!! to those of you who have absolutely no underpants on now or ever, and I CAN FUCKING SMELL IT FROM HERE, DUDE. You have butt-fucked me sweeter than you'll ever know. And why the way GOD spells TURD backwar |
| 23rd March 2004 - 03:19:33 PM |
| 6855 : Fire Mountain Gems= Shady Jew scumbags |
| Fuck you Stuart Fraudman!! you will soon suck satans Dick in Hell you Butt Ugly Fat Bald Jew Crook! Fuck you Stuart Fraudman!! you will soon suck satans Dick in Hell you Butt Ugly Fat Bald Jew Crook!! Avoid Fire mtn Gems and Beads like the Plague. They are crooks and Cocksucking Dirtbags. |
| 23rd March 2004 - 05:11:38 PM |
| 6856 : Lim Dim |
| dat is terrible site of shit! you get ass kickt mutherfuker!!!! |
| 23rd March 2004 - 09:09:41 PM |
| 6857 : Happy goLucky |
| Saturn is totally right. Peussie couldn't even write for a media shitbox like the Parkers. Obviously the King of Diamonds wouldn't post such an inane rambling, fuckholes. |
| 23rd March 2004 - 09:43:23 PM |
| 6858 : Ass plunderer |
| princess peussie, your posts totally suck. i never beat off to them, and i doubt that anyone else does either. i still don't understand why you post anything here. you have yet to ever write anything that's even remotely funny. in fact, as hard as it is to believe, your actually more unfunny than dusitn diamond is! |
| 23rd March 2004 - 11:29:09 PM |
| 6859 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, let's get together and go to my favorite local queer establishment, the "Booty Burglar Bar." The bartenders Lance and Bruce will hook us up with some body shots. Then you'll suck the pants off me right in the bar and I'll give you a golden shower! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th March 2004 - 02:30:58 AM |
| 6860 : Kevin |
| credit-cards |
| 24th March 2004 - 08:07:13 AM |
| 6861 : saturn |
| i am truly serious about the whole princess peussie thing and how incredibly unfunny she and her gang of high school dropouts obviously are. for the most part, this place used to be pretty funny (albeit in a very queer way), but then the princess (who is likely a he) decided to show up and post messages using a brand of humor that she likely picked up from all the naughty joke books that she and every other teen have read during their junior high years. usually, as you get older, you grow out of that phase and realize how unfunny those books really were, but i guess the princess and her crew of rejects still have a bit more growing up to do. either that or they honestly don't realize how truly unfunny they really are. the fact that they occasionally try to make it their "hilarious stories" topical and "current" only makes it that much more unfunny. some advice to the princess and her entourage: typing out the word "FUCKING" in all caps and using it at least once in ever other sentence does not make you special or funny to anybody here. in case you haven't notice, that method is already done on a pretty consistent basis here in much funnier posts from much funnier people. and although your brand of humor might be funny to 13 year olds, last i checked, dustin diamond hasn't had a 13 year old fan in years, if ever. and if he does, i sincerely doubt that that any of them hang out here. go back to geocities and peddle your shitty stories on yahoo message boards and chat rooms if your really that desperate for a couple extra website hits. |
| 24th March 2004 - 10:26:01 AM |
| 6862 : Benny |
| Hello Mr. Diamond, it is me Benny again. Unfortunately you have not answered any of my last questions which disappoints me but I know you are busy touring the nightclubs trying to make a couple extra bucks because I heard that you hold a steady job at Burger King which doesn't pay much, is that true? Supposedly on your first day on the job you were assaulted by the manager who just so happened to be the gay comedian Andy Dick, is that true? My friend says Mr. Dick pulled out his cock and told you to suck it and said it was part of your training but you wouldn't suck it so he bent you over the counter and raped you using mayonnaise as lubrication and when he climaxed in your butt he said that now you know what the secret ingredient in the special sauce is, is that true? I heard that you tried to press charges the next day only to find out that Andy really didn't work there and had pulled a fast one on you by showing up to your job dressed as a BK manager, is that true too? Does that mean his salty semen really isn't the secret ingredient in the special sauce? |
| 24th March 2004 - 04:26:54 PM |
| 6863 : Chachi |
| Chach lurking about and ready to leave a fart blast on anyone who disrespects the double dog's honor! DA CHACH |
| 24th March 2004 - 06:46:44 PM |
| 6864 : ballsout |
| I wish I could smell screech's sweaty socks until I pass out with desire... Oh GOD, I'm so fucking horny.... |
| 24th March 2004 - 06:54:38 PM |
| 6865 : Dustins Mom |
| http://www.porcavacca.it/10bukkake001.jpg |
| 24th March 2004 - 07:07:22 PM |
| 6866 : Dicks are for chicks |
| http://www.pinkworld.com/ |
| 24th March 2004 - 07:21:50 PM |
| 6867 : demon lover |
| Just recently I put an ad in a paper and got lots of response but not sure I they take me seriously. Let me know, boys! THANKS!!!! Horny versatile Redneck up for anything from making whacky and whacked offlove to hard sleazy sessions with even the family dogs or a cow or two. I’m a redneck faggot, devotee of Michael and his THROAT OF GOLD, A THRILLER-DILLER IN BED, that loves raw man-meat to man sex to peanut butter on bricks (YEH???THAT SMELL LIKE PEANUT BUTTER???) - very open minded ABOUT BUSH AND WAR... and versatile to all male sex including your fucking asshole wives if they are lesbians "I like lesbians" (Smiles, turds), and bring the kids as I love fresh assholes and armpits, really into sucking, fucking, rimming, and getting filled with prune juice during colonics. I enjoy eating a man's hole, fisting, heavy duty ass play, dildo's/toys, felching, "dwarfing", anything a man can put in either his asshole or mine. I have a hot urinal mouth for piss play, kink, rough ball play, cbt, rough tit play, uncut cocks, cheesy foreskins dripping with shit and cum globs, hispanic men who can pull their foreskins over their heads ON THEIR SHOULDERS, JERKS...., uniforms with holes in the pants and shirts and socks and shoes, stained jockstraps, boots, rape-tools and garden equipment including shovels and spades, forced sex and being gagged with more than two cocks at once, groups, spit, dripping and nasty man pits, raunch, bb, very few if any limits. I don't play with anything that I can't put my face in first. Very friendly, I know how to party and have a good time. My best friends call me Tracy but I usually go by the name Robin or Martha. I enjoy outdoor sex, bathroom sex as long as there's no toilet paper to be seen, bookstore sex, YEH sex with books, bathhouses, sex just about anywhere I can get it. (I carry toys with me if you don’t have them) The kinkier and raunchier, the better. I get off on playing with wicked minded men who have a great imagination and many fantasies. Are you man enough? Let's get together and hold hands and walk in the moonlight, and hear those wonderful screams in the night. I love spending a long weekend at Michael's NEVERDOWELL RANCH..and he him 'sing for his dinner'...all that brown stuff in that steaming yellow sauce! Oh yes, I believe that one should say Grace before one eats anything. |
| 24th March 2004 - 08:46:14 PM |
| 6868 : Anibal Trejo |
| Nice |
| 24th March 2004 - 09:54:15 PM |
| 6869 : kim |
| You Screeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!! |
| 25th March 2004 - 12:47:18 AM |
| 6870 : billy elliot |
| benny is the story you told true? i wasn't aware that dustin diamond worked at Burger King. i always figured that he was flipping burgers at mcdonalds or pumping gas at a gas station (when he isn't touring packed 25-person capacity auditoriums with his band!). |
