14th April 2004 - 02:53:17 PM |
7092 : Tommy Testicle |
Hey Barb, could you please lick my asshole? It would be greatly appreciated - Thanx. |
14th April 2004 - 03:04:08 PM |
7093 : Tommy Testicle |
Hey Barb, could you please lick my asshole? It would be greatly appreciated - Thanx. |
14th April 2004 - 04:46:10 PM |
7094 : ashlei |
i love this website |
14th April 2004 - 06:17:26 PM |
7095 : james oaks |
hey wuz up |
14th April 2004 - 08:16:47 PM |
7096 : Brad Hoxsey |
hey why dont u do me a favor and shut down this site cuz it sucks giant balls like tommy testicle said seriously u suck no wonder he is suing ur ass!!!!!!!!!! |
14th April 2004 - 09:34:36 PM |
7097 : Griffin |
Hi whats up I never miss your shows you and all of the gang are cool. I got to go for now see man |
14th April 2004 - 09:37:05 PM |
7098 : Princess Peussie, always shocked at such filth! |
Between Kurt Steinbrg and Grad Hoxsey, that royal turd, I think we ought to move back to that WHO MURDERED KURT COBAIN web site and leave some goodies in the cat box. Hey something to read, while you're taking a fucking NAP here, nitwits::::::::::::::::All I can say is "you wish upon a star and you are who you FUCKING think you is". The ones that think they are religious are the saddest of rimmers. Don't you realize that you are famous to even a tadpole's sphincters? There used to be the occasional post here that was sortta dumb-dumb and occasionally even kookoo, that wasn't just some anonymous, friendly senior citizens juggling some tits in the air or trying to string a rope around my testicles while being together in a combo-line in order to try and FUCK someone silly, dear little Clyde, you know who I'm talking about. If you are a) groovy b) bitter-sweet c) filled with lube and love and d) a devotee of Mother Mary May I..."Come over, come over, Little RED Rover" Then i am talking about you. Next time you piss then read through it when you've finished, and honestly ask "Will I get the NOBEL for this or NOT, the answer being OFCOURSE? No one who reads it will ever fuck his dog again, which is how you like it, but if I did I would turn your asshole inside out with my fist, and you know i'm not acting like Judy Garland or any fag hag. If you don't change your attitude, your attitude will not change. Smiles to you, Princess Peussie. I bet you you can't make a pot of stew without using the word 'onion', the mainstay of your divine cooking ability. Don't forget to take a dump in the salad dressing. |
14th April 2004 - 09:52:06 PM |
7099 : Happy goLucky |
Christ, you're not dead yet? |
14th April 2004 - 10:07:59 PM |
7100 : Alex |
This site is fucking hilarious. Ignore all those dumbasses that can't take a joke. I would fucking love it if the entire internet consisted of just this and www.imrickjamesbitch.com |
14th April 2004 - 10:41:54 PM |
7101 : Kurt Steinberg |
Alex is correct. Obviously this website is a parody. The ICANN arbitrator agreed - that's why Diamond wasn't able to gain possession of this domain. Anyone who takes this website seriously needs to relax. By the way, there's simply no way that Dustin Diamond has so many perverted gay fans. People just post queer fantasies here because they are so shocking that they're funny! - Kurt Steinberg |
14th April 2004 - 10:48:46 PM |
7102 : Happy goLucky |
Yeah, but there are still quite a few douchebags. |
14th April 2004 - 10:49:02 PM |
7103 : Kurt Steinberg |
Princess Peussie, why are you still posting here? Your posts are stupid and shockingly unfunny - are you on drugs when you post? Also, your posts are all off-topic. As I have said many times before, if you aren't a male homosexual, you probably shouldn't post here. There are three reasons to post: (1) to tell Diamond how much he sucks; (2) to exchange queer Diamond-related fantasies; and (3) to attempt to schedule gay sex with Diamond (has Diamond ever filled any of these "orders?"). Diamond, please pencil me in for a "hot lunch" next to the dumpster behind the gas station off Vine in West Hollywood. - Kurt Steinberg |
15th April 2004 - 12:01:43 AM |
7104 : Dr. Thomas P. Rooney |
Now normally mother fucker I fix faces, but I hate you, always have and I will fuck your face up. My son is a fat ass mother fucker and he is fat because he sat around all day watching your show and eating cheesy poofs. So fuck you. By the way my son has never had a girlfriend because of you and he never will. He is such a lazy fat piece of shit. |
15th April 2004 - 03:40:11 AM |
7105 : for you sickos in the crowd |
http://www.subservientchicken.com/ |
15th April 2004 - 06:19:35 AM |
7106 : Timothy |
This is a true story. Do not trust Dustin Diamond. I meet him once and he took something from me that I will never get back. My name is Tim and I am currently 17 years old. Five years ago when I was only 13 I had the chance to meet Dustin Diamond at one of his standup routines at a local club. I got to shake hands with him backstage and tell him how much I loved Saved by the Bell when I was a little boy. He thanked me and invited me over to his place to hang out. When we got there he offered me a beer and I thought that was cool since I am underage. He then put in a recording of some Saved by the Bell episodes and we watched a couple. During the middle of one episode we were sitting on his couch and he leaned over and tried to kiss me on the lips. I told him no, I'm sorry but I am not gay. He said that I didn't know what I was missing and attempted to kiss me again. I told him to stop but he didn't care, he just ignored me and forced himself on me. When I tried to yell for help he pulled off my pants and wrapped them around my head to muffle my screams. I fought him as best I could but somehow he managed to flip me onto my stomach on his couch and overpowered me. There was nothing I could do as Dustin Diamond ripped off my underwear and forced himself inside me. I couldn't believe what was happening to me, I was being raped in the ass by Dustin Diamond himself! He pulled my ear out from under my pants and stuck his tongue in it and moaned repeatedly as he held me down and repeatedly thrusted himself inside of me. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck as he violated my anus. I felt light headed and thought I was going to throw up. I clenched my eyes shut and could only hope that he would finish quickly. It felt like hours but it was probably only three minutes until he climaxed inside me and collapsed on top of me. Dustin Diamond then picked me up and carried me on his shoulders for a bit before he threw me to the ground. I could hear traffic in the distance so I took my pants off my head and realized that I was outside. Dustin Diamond was nowhere in sight and had dumped me in an alley behind his building. As I got up and put my pants on I noticed a mixture of my blood and Dustin Diamond's semen running down the back of my legs from my sore anus. I had to walk home that night embarrassed and ashamed knowing that Dustin Diamond had taken my anal virginity and that a fresh load of his semen was swimming around inside of me. I know people will think I am lying but I honestly am not. Dustin Diamond raped me on the night of May 7, 2000. Dustin Diamond is a rapist and a pedophile who takes advantage of young boys who grew up watching his wacky antics on television. He invites young boys to his place who are star struck by his presence and are too naive to realize when they are in any danger. He forces himself on young boys and then throws them out onto the street when he has had his way with them. Do not support Dustin Diamond. Do not let him do to you or your children what he did to me. |
15th April 2004 - 07:35:25 AM |
7107 : jessi |
you are a dork and your ugly and you suck |
15th April 2004 - 08:47:31 AM |
7108 : me |
the way i see it, if you're a self professed fan of dustin diamond, then you deserve to be anally violated. |
15th April 2004 - 09:24:25 AM |
7109 : Paul Veek |
This is pretty lame. You guys act you're dustin diamon'd web page? I'm going back over to The Onion for a laugh. |
15th April 2004 - 10:22:15 AM |
7110 : Sam Z |
Dustin is so hot! |
15th April 2004 - 11:40:15 AM |
7111 : doug price |
Dustin i miss you |