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    15th April 2004 - 07:35:25 AM    
7107 : jessi
you are a dork and your ugly and you suck


    15th April 2004 - 08:47:31 AM    
7108 : me
the way i see it, if you're a self professed fan of dustin diamond, then you deserve to be anally violated.


    15th April 2004 - 09:24:25 AM    
7109 : Paul Veek
This is pretty lame. You guys act you're dustin diamon'd web page? I'm going back over to The Onion for a laugh.


    15th April 2004 - 10:22:15 AM    
7110 : Sam Z
Dustin is so hot!


    15th April 2004 - 11:40:15 AM    
7111 : doug price
Dustin i miss you


    15th April 2004 - 03:00:29 PM    
7112 : Princess Peussie
Dear Timothy, ofcourse we believe you and know that you are telling the truth. How you were entered and how much sperm did this guy leave in you are quite another matter. I think you probably wouldn't be complaining and whining IF he had fucked you for a few more hours and shoved his shit-stained cock down your mouth for a finale. He probably should have been a better host and sucked his jizz outta your asshole before he fisted you. It's better than way, and Dustin knows this. Here is something to read I think you might enjoy. And god bless you, little turd!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""""""Well, I must record this date in my calendar... I have met the first 78 year old "man", AND IT HAD TO BE YOU.  Love that song like I love used toilet paper.  Get a life, I would yell if only I still had my set of teeth, but lost them at that last fuck party given at Maria's Ass Temple. You say guys won't respond to a piece of ass with a rash like the one you gave me? It's because they can't jump the weeds, in other words, they just cannot take it in the butt worth diddly. I tell them "Educate yourself because your pathetic ATTEMPTS to insult me are funny and lovely and full of flowery images but just not WHERE a gal needs it.  Like, my brother Boomer could take a fist in his ass, while chanting the rosary..........................................................and he was something else when he'd take a dump on the altar at St. Joe's". Pick your nose in public and at the opera? Yeh you're the kind of guy who gets a box seat then sees how many times he can shoot his rock, whacking away during an aria....and then leave the entire area just dripping in goo. But now I want to address this following bit of info to Gordo, that asswipe at Princess Peussie's summer camp: "I think you're the fart who started the e-mails, correct? Recognize reality in a shoe box and tell me if you really think I'd put that little weener inside of my pet lizard. You're a sad little turd with too much filth on your mind and with skidmarks in your pants, just like Nicole Kidman in that film about the Stains of Love. Get a Master to work on your useless tits and ass and educate yourself.............................. hey, I'll send you one so that you can learn something, you uneducated, foul-mouthed, pimple poppin', jerkin' off little punk hetero. Try to insult me again and I'll circumcize your nose. Like I said, the only pain you cause me is the pain in my side from laughing so hard while visiting the Crucifixion. "  Now how is that for a strong statement?   Even the local Father Bruno, our priest here in Shitville, loves it and told me that I should start re-writing a version of the Bible.It begins with "Once upon a time....""""""""
 


    15th April 2004 - 03:14:18 PM    
7113 : renz
DUSTIN DIAMOND YOU RATBASTARD WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA PAYPAL ME THAT 10BUX :mad:


    15th April 2004 - 03:56:16 PM    
7114 : Timothy Tummertie
I was just joking around with that last note. HERE is the real story, and I hope you enjoy it::::::::::::::::::This is a true story. Do not trust Dustin Diamond unless you are really in love with him as I was. I meet him over a period of three years and he took something from me that I will never get back, my mojo bag and my box of piss-flavored candies.

My name is Tim and I am currently 37 years old. Five years ago when I was only 13 (OK, I'm joking just a little) I had the chance to meet Dustin Diamond at one of his standup routines at a local club, called the Monkey Cave or Hole or something like that in Lima, Peru. I got to shake hands with him backstage and tell him how much I loved Saved by the Bell when I was a little boy, how exciting it was, how he excited me just being on that show. He thanked me and invited me over to his place to hang out. When we got there he offered me a beer and a massive bowl of 'magic smoke' and I thought that was cool since I am underage. He then put in a recording of some Saved by the Bell episodes and we watched a couple. During the middle of one episode we were sitting on his couch and he leaned over and tried to force his tongue up my ass which had been exposed during our visit to his steam room. I told him no, I'm sorry but I am not 'that kind of guy', although ofcourse I never turn down a really good rim job or tongue sucking. He said that I didn't know what I was missing as he gave a good rim job prior to butt entry and attempted to run his fingers up my asshole. I told him to stop but he didn't care, he just ignored me and forced himself on me, pushing me into a bent position and grabbing a cube of butter he rammed deep into my butt cavity. When I tried to yell for help he pulled off my pants and wrapped them around my head to muffle my screams, which I found very very exciting particularily after he hand cuffed me and then forced a thin catheter up my penis hole to about 15 inches. I laughed at him as best I could with that gag in my mouth but somehow he managed to flip me onto my stomach on his couch and overpowered me with screams and grunts; I could feel the butter melting into my asshole. Little did I know that he'd taken and also given to BOTH of us a major blast of LSD. There was nothing I could do as Dustin Diamond ripped off my stained underwear and forced himself inside me with a slam-dunk to my prostate that made my 'lights go off and on'. I couldn't believe what was happening to me IT was so wonderful being mounted by this 'star', I was being raped in the ass by Dustin Diamond himself and damn, did HE KNOW how to fill me with love and cum! He pulled my ear out from under my pants and stuck his tongue in it and moaned repeatedly as he held me down and repeatedly thrusted himself inside of me. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck as he violated my anus which was now gurgling from cum and butter and other things he'd shoved in there such as an enema tube. I felt light headed and thought I was going to be HIS FOREVER. I tightened my legs with hopes that would make the fucking more intense and shut off the flow of blood, now all over his sofa, and could only hope that he would finish, take a short joint-break, and then GET back to it, since he was so wonderful at this act of sodomy. It felt like maybe two minues but it was probably only three minutes until he climaxed inside me and collapsed on top of me. Yes, I could feel that wonderful blast of jizz explode into my bowels. Dustin Diamond then picked me up and carried me on his shoulders for a bit before he threw me to the ground. I could hear traffic in the distance so I took my pants off my head and realized that I was outside. Dustin Diamond was nowhere in sight and had dumped me in an alley behind his building. As I got up and put my pants on I noticed a mixture of my blood and Dustin Diamond's semen running down the back of my legs from my sore anus. I KNEW THIS WAS TRUE LOVE. I had to walk home that night filled with admiration and passion, knowing that Dustin Diamond had taken my various holes and given them a real workout, and that a fresh load of his semen was swimming around inside of me. I kept a finger up my ass all the way home, so that I would not lose any of that precious load.

I know people will think I am lying but I honestly am not. Dustin Diamond married my asshole on the night of May 7, 2000. Dustin Diamond is a friend of Michael Jackson who takes advantage of young boys who grew up watching his wacky antics on television. He invites young boys to his place who are star struck by his presence and are too naive to realize when they are being prepared for Love in his style. He forces himself on young boys and then throws them out onto the street when he has had his way with them. He actually said he would marry me, as he dumped me into that trash can. I support Dustin Diamond because he's a whacky guy and just takes what he wants, which is LOVE in its most pure form. I remember him with such love and affection, and do not mind that my asshole had to be corrected with anal surgery at the hospital, and for all of this, I SALUTE YOU, DUSTIN, FOR YOUR HELP, KNOWLEDGE AND KINDNESS.


    15th April 2004 - 09:01:33 PM    
7115 : Fagbusters
NOW THAT'S BETTER. WAY BETTER THAN PEUSSIE'S DUMB SHIT.

IT WAS GREAT, I ACTUALLY HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY BOSSES TODAY WHAT "TOSSING SALAD" MEANT. FUCKING FILTH.


    15th April 2004 - 10:52:53 PM    
7116 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, did you ever have a Rubek's Cube when you were growing up? Do you remember the smaller ones that were sold on keychains? I invented a new game using the Rubek's Cube! The rules are simple - you need to get naked and then I'll lodge the keychain Rubek's Cube in your ass!!! If you can't remove the Rubek's Cube within 5 minutes, I win!!! The final part of the game involves you sucking me off! Doesn't that sound like fun? It's always been a queer fantasy of mine!!!

- Kurt Steinberg


    15th April 2004 - 11:09:49 PM    
7117 : keys
fart....


    15th April 2004 - 11:20:46 PM    
7118 : Sandy mc Nigger
Gee willikers.


    15th April 2004 - 11:54:18 PM    
7119 : chip douglas
lets have sex. i get so hard when i think about your loose poop-chute. thank you for creating this website. however, i think you need some more recent pictures including some naked pics. your living in the past!!! you need to move on! do u and your family read the messages posted here every day??? blow me.


    16th April 2004 - 12:42:10 PM    
7120 : Ummm
Wow this site isnt dead yet??? That some fucking shit eh?


    16th April 2004 - 01:56:33 PM    
7121 : The Spence
I Love Boys, i like it stiff


    16th April 2004 - 02:56:02 PM    
7122 : ChrisUK
You free on sunday spence?

I'll give ya some lovin'


    16th April 2004 - 03:00:43 PM    
7123 : Karl51
I take it from behind


    16th April 2004 - 04:52:35 PM    
7124 : Scruf
I fuck 12 year olds


    16th April 2004 - 05:36:44 PM    
7125 : dobbs
I (want to) fuck Scruf...below...but I'm older than 12 :(


    16th April 2004 - 10:40:20 PM    
7126 : Tim Tummertie
FAGBUSTERS! your'e about as dim a dried dog turd as one can find. You've allowed too much butt fucking of that nasty little dried hole of yours. Get a life, prick-nose and down on yer kness to Beloved Princess peussie....she'd kick your useless little nuts down the palace steps and we be at the bottom and ready to crush them like two little grapes, you rat shit.

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