| 16th May 2004 - 11:26:44 PM |
| 7487 : Dennis Miller |
| Hey there, babies. Geez, I need this website like Carl Sagan needs a fist in his ass. |
| 16th May 2004 - 11:52:39 PM |
| 7488 : me |
| isn't kim that one dude who sings ricky martin's "she bangs, she bangs"? |
| 17th May 2004 - 12:19:25 AM |
| 7489 : Furious O\'Poohole |
| My partner Chadwick and I have become comfortable enough with each other to explore new areas of our sexuality that may have gone unrealized. Not just your run of the mill group sex or penguin fucking either. We may have broken ground with an entirely new act of mutual eroticism. However, a group of natzi-esque goons with the ASPCA have resricted us from spreading the gospel on this newfound kink. Dustindiamond.com is the only forum in which to express our passion freely. We call it Turtle Gardening. It involes raping a baby turtle (no consent) while Pat Buchanan masturbates a dog and shits into your kindergarten teacher's mouth. After slurping warm ooze out of turtle snatch, your kindergarten teacher crawls inside your urethra and overdoses on Black Tar. At this point Pat administers a frothy facial. He's been saving up! You struggle to breathe under a gooey cascade of right wing semen. You regurgitate the load back onto Pat's liver-spotted plank and repeat the process until the turle is unfuckable mush. |
| 17th May 2004 - 12:31:24 AM |
| 7490 : Ashton Kutcher |
| I'll tell you what glory is. The golden sun shining only on you... Glory. Karma smiling. Jesus patting you on the back. The tang of an infant's butthole. Glory. The way the promise of Chef Boyardee gets a toddler in to your apartment while your girlfriend auditions for a sitcom. Glory. Hallelujia. Amen. |
| 17th May 2004 - 12:43:48 AM |
| 7491 : The Fake Chachi |
| The king is back beeitch. You know you missed it. Fake Chach pooin' like Gary Numan. Y'all been gone astray but don't fret or fray cuz Fake Chach is really gay!!!! THUMBS UP!!!! -The Real Fake Chach on watch sucka!!!!! |
| 17th May 2004 - 02:14:33 AM |
| 7492 : Dennis Miller |
| It's like Randy Weaver opposite Walt Whitman in a high school production of Brian's Song! |
| 17th May 2004 - 03:50:38 AM |
| 7493 : DustinFan4Life |
| Everyone here is completly wrong for dissin Dustin Diamond on so many levels. Wrong! |
| 17th May 2004 - 08:11:08 AM |
| 7494 : niccipunk |
| dustin remeber that time u were in the 98 degrees video and u got alli landry instead of the guys in 98 degrees..that was classic. |
| 17th May 2004 - 08:13:18 AM |
| 7495 : Stabbinator! |
| STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!!!! |
| 17th May 2004 - 10:15:03 AM |
| 7496 : BubbaG\'er |
| Osama, You're a spineless homo! I'll bet you and the White House staff (known as the committee) could really get it on, alli-baba willing. You're also a Lesbian . |
| 17th May 2004 - 11:22:25 AM |
| 7497 : taylor |
| I am a huge fan of Dustin and now that he lives in my town I'm an even bigger fan:)!!! LOVE YOU DD |
| 17th May 2004 - 02:18:50 PM |
| 7498 : Colin \"The Badger\" Creighton |
| Hit me with your rhythm stick baby! |
| 17th May 2004 - 07:27:57 PM |
| 7499 : Bob Kelly |
| KIM! YOU AND YOUR VAGINA MUST LEAVE NOW! GIRLS ARE GROSS!!!!! |
| 17th May 2004 - 09:57:17 PM |
| 7500 : |
| http://members.lycos.nl/ilovekellykapowski1/pictures/screech.htm |
| 18th May 2004 - 12:34:54 PM |
| 7501 : Fagbusters |
| YOU'RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED. STILL. FUCKERS. BETTER KEEP THIS PIT OF SIN QUEER AND NOT GO SOFT. |
| 18th May 2004 - 03:39:03 PM |
| 7502 : Corey Haim |
| Hey everybody its me C. Haim dropping in to give you the latest scoop. Ive been doing nothing but hanging out with the double dog at various clubs accross the country while Big D perfects his comedy act. Its gotten so funny that one time I shit my pants at the comedy celler in NYC! Im going to be back on the big screen too! After my sweet cameo in Dickie Roberts last year my phone has been ringing off the hook. Im going to be in a movie called bowel movement! Dustin may be in it as well and he will play a piece of corn. Do to confidentaility thats all I can say about the movie. But do write to us here, Dustin and I love to get messages from fans especially from the sweet sluts that we love! Peace Corey |
| 18th May 2004 - 04:42:12 PM |
| 7503 : Ass Klown |
| Corey,I'm going to stove-pipe your ass. Get your butt buddy Dustin to join in for some hot skull fucking action, if you're lucky I'll give you an angry dragon. License to drive was a piece of shit movie, did you ever bang to other Corey, maybe snort coke off his dick. You better watch out, I'll bust your sweet ass out. |
| 18th May 2004 - 05:06:21 PM |
| 7504 : Corey Haim |
| Double dog and I are all about the love of fine ass ladies! Not some piece of crap fat turd DUDE! We love the ladies and I can vouch for the double dog that hes only interested in loving ladies not man ass! So why dont you go play with your daddy like you did when you were little. You know you want to! Leave the double dog and myself out of your twisted freak show, we are only lookin for love with the ladies. peace to everyone, C. Haim |
| 18th May 2004 - 05:36:45 PM |
| 7505 : Ass Klown |
| Corey, it brings a tear to my eye that you don't want my angry dragon. Go back to the sureal life and hang out with Hammer and Webster, but much like a drunk high school girl on prom nigh, Double D could go either way. He loves the cock just as much as loving ladies. I don't need you anyway that just leaves more of me for the Double D. |
| 18th May 2004 - 07:25:57 PM |
| 7506 : Corey Haim |
| I wasnt on the surreal life jackass. That was corey feldman. Double D is a ladies man and has been since his saved by the bell days. Watch him chase that black tail!!! You didnt see him goin after Slater like some fag did you? Step into reality and realize the dream is over. The Dustin is purely hetero and the ladies love it. Peace Corey |