| 25th May 2004 - 12:01:36 AM |
| 7548 : the voice of reason |
| Gee, I wouldn't get so mad, they sound like a couple of total losers to me - you're better off without 'em in your life... |
| 25th May 2004 - 04:13:42 AM |
| 7549 : Patrick |
| Hey Dustin, Saved by the bell - the college years are started in the Netherlands yesterday (May 24th 2004). Itīs a great movie! :-) Greetz, Patrick |
| 25th May 2004 - 05:22:03 AM |
| 7550 : Paris Hilton\'s butthole |
| BRAAPPPPPP!!!!!!! |
| 25th May 2004 - 06:20:49 AM |
| 7551 : Dick |
| You are gay!!!! |
| 25th May 2004 - 11:07:08 AM |
| 7552 : |
| Screech - please toss my salad! |
| 25th May 2004 - 01:35:43 PM |
| 7553 : Lenny |
| Kurt asked me to say "hi" to all his queer friends here, and that he'll reveal all about his absence in due course. |
| 25th May 2004 - 02:01:57 PM |
| 7554 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dear Dustin Saved By The Bell: College Years just started in the Netherlands and I'M A MOTHERFUCKING RETARD WHO THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY YOUR SITE! PLEASE HAVE GAY SEX WITH ME IMMEDIATELY!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!!!! |
| 25th May 2004 - 04:47:29 PM |
| 7555 : Bruce |
| Is Ken Melman - White House Political Director Gay??? |
| 25th May 2004 - 04:54:32 PM |
| 7556 : |
| Why did the Log Cabin Republicans not get to have a table at the North Carolina Convention but Ken Melman is White House Political Director ???? |
| 25th May 2004 - 07:37:03 PM |
| 7557 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th May 2004 - 07:50:44 PM |
| 7558 : |
| Diamond, have you ever heard of the U.S. Supreme Court case Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell? The U.S. Supreme Court held: In order to protect the free flow of ideas and opinions on matters of public interest and concern, the First and Fourteenth Amendments prohibit public figures and public officials from recovering damages for the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress by reason of the publication of a caricature such as the ad parody at issue without showing in addition that the publication contains a false statement of fact which was made with "actual malice," i.e., with knowledge that the statement was false or with reckless disregard as to whether or not it was true. The State's interest in protecting public figures from emotional distress is not sufficient to deny First Amendment protection to speech that is patently offensive and is intended to inflict emotional injury when that speech could not reasonably have been interpreted as stating actual facts about the public figure involved. Here, respondent is clearly a "public figure" for First Amendment purposes, and the lower courts' finding that the ad parody was not reasonably believable must be accepted. "Outrageousness" [47] in the area of political and social discourse has an inherent subjectiveness about it which would allow a jury to impose liability on the basis of the jurors' tastes or views, or perhaps on the basis of their dislike of a particular expression, and cannot, consistently with the First Amendment, form a basis for the award of damages for conduct such as that involved here. Pp. 50-57 http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/comm/free_speech/hustler.html |
| 25th May 2004 - 07:56:51 PM |
| 7559 : |
| Parody and Satire Parody or satire is difficult to deal with, but if applied to a public figure is clearly protected by the First Amendment because the exaggeration or distortions of the truth are not intended to be taken as fact. The case of Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Fallwell is an example. In that case, Hustler Magazine printed a fake advertisement that parodied a Campari Liquer advertising campaign. In the Hustler publication, the advertisement contained a make-believe interview with Jerry Falwell, founder of the Moral Majority and a television evangelist, in which he talked about his "first time" to experience sexual intercourse. The vulgar "recounting" of Falwell's "first sexual encounter" was set in an outhouse with him having sex with his mother. Falwell, a teetotaler, was also portrayed as being drunk. Falwell was outraged by this caricature, so outraged, in fact, that he sued. His lawsuit for libel, invasion of privacy and intentional infliction of emotional distress went to trial. At the close of the evidence, the district court said that even if everything Falwell claimed were true there were no legal grounds upon which he could claim relief. The balance of the case was submitted to the jury, which returned a verdict for Falwell for intentional infliction of emotional distress, although the jury disallowed the libel claim. On appeal, the Supreme Court heard the case on the First Amendment question of whether a state has authority to protect its citizens from the intentional infliction of emotional distress and whether a public figure may recover damages for his or her distress. Specifically, the Chief Justice said the issue was whether a state may protect its citizens from patently offensive speech, and he said the First Amendment provided a safe haven for even that mode of speech. The Chief Justice reasoned that even though Falwell was not a public figure who held elective office, he was a public figure who had influence on public affairs and, as such, only had limited capacity to be distressed. The Chief Justice wrote that: "robust political debate encouraged by the First Amendment is bound to produce speech that is critical of those that hold public office or those public figures who are 'intimately involved in the resolution of important public questions or by reason of their fame, shape events in area of concern to society at large.'" The Chief Justice ruled that even so outrageous a rogue, or impish rascal, depending on your point of view, as Larry Flynt is entitled to exercise his First Amendment freedoms in a manner best determined by Flynt, rather than being restricted by any state action. |
| 25th May 2004 - 08:14:51 PM |
| 7560 : |
| Diamond, everyone knows this is a parody website. Nobody here has (a) invaded your privacy; (b) defamed you; or (c) intentionally inflicted emotional distress upon you. There's no doubt that you are a public figure. In your own brief filed with the ICANN arbitrator you certainly argue that you are. People are entitled to post social commentary here - it's an unmoderated, public forum. Based on the Hustler case, it's clear that nobody here has committed intentional infliction of emotional distress. Also, nobody here has defamed you - this website has not harmed your reputation at all because everyone knows it is a parody! |
| 25th May 2004 - 08:26:43 PM |
| 7561 : |
| Diamond, why do you think people make fun of you and post queer fantasies here? It's because of your career choices. The Screech character was an incredibly annoying dork. It was bad enough that you played that character during the original series. However, you chose to come back and play the character for another 6 or 7 years as Belding's assistant. What's amazing is that after playing Screech for over 10 years, now you can't understand why you've been typecast as a dork forever! Also, from what I understand you tell people during your "comedy" shows that Zack and Slater were homos. Have you committed slander by saying that during your show? |
| 25th May 2004 - 09:01:37 PM |
| 7562 : Bruce |
| Is Ken Melman - White House Political Director Gay??? |
| 25th May 2004 - 09:01:48 PM |
| 7563 : greg |
| its not slander if its true. if screech says that zack and slater are homos, then that's what they are. trust me, screech should know, he blew both of them. |
| 26th May 2004 - 05:20:26 AM |
| 7564 : neil |
| dd, is this true?? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/news Saved By The Bell Star's Money Problems 4 April 2000 (WENN) SAVED BY THE BELL star Dustin Diamond's childhood earnings have been frittered away by his parents - yet his dad is still living with him. Diamond, who played the nerd SCREECH in the teen comedy has earned millions over the years, but now the 23-year-old actor is nearly broke - and can't get another job. He says."My parents went through my money and a lot of it was wasted. I made about 0, 000 a year. I got 25 per cent of that until I turned 18... My dad used to teach electronics but he gave that up to drive me to auditions. I get a lot of, 'you should be grateful I gave up my career' comments... But 75 per cent of my money went out the window. My mother took some of the money too. She ran off and partied with it. My mom passed away in 1996 but my dad still lives with me. I'm on the borderline of kicking him out." And now Saved By the Bell is off the air, Diamond's career is in trouble. He says "I'm 23, I'm the longest-running geek in history. But I can't get a development deal to save my life." |
| 26th May 2004 - 05:23:36 AM |
| 7565 : Ty Pennington |
| Hey Dustin Do you gargle with a glass of cum in the morning? |
| 26th May 2004 - 08:49:28 AM |
| 7566 : Princess Peussie, still looking for DA CHACH |
| Hello Turds, well we know that everyone here is either gay or just hiding your pricks up your own assholes! I saw Madre Loki last week at the Waikaka Beach Mass and while she was taking a lap around the rosary beads, a big brown turd floated by. I thought it might be a miniature submarine. Hey I wanted you all to read this and let me know what you think BEFORE you gargle with that glass of warm cum::::::::::::::::::: """""Well, I must record this date in my calendar... I have met the first 78 year old "man", AND IT HAD TO BE YOU. Love that song like I love used toilet paper. Get a life, I would yell if only I still had my set of teeth, but lost them at that last fuck party given at Maria's Ass Temple. You say guys won't respond to a piece of ass with a rash like the one you gave me? It's because they can't jump the weeds, in other words, they just cannot take it in the butt worth diddly. I tell them "Educate yourself because your pathetic ATTEMPTS to insult me are funny and lovely and full of flowery images but just not WHERE a gal needs it. Like, my brother Boomer could take a fist in his ass, while chanting the rosary..........................................................and he was something else when he'd take a dump on the altar at St. Joe's". Pick your nose in public and at the opera? Yeh you're the kind of guy who gets a box seat then sees how many times he can shoot his rock, whacking away during an aria....and then leave the entire area just dripping in goo. But now I want to address this following bit of info to Gordo, that asswipe at Princess Peussie's summer camp: "I think you're the fart who started the e-mails, correct? Recognize reality in a shoe box and tell me if you really think I'd put that little weener inside of my pet lizard. You're a sad little turd with too much filth on your mind and with skidmarks in your pants, just like Nicole Kidman in that film about the Stains of Love. Get a Master to work on your useless tits and ass and educate yourself.............................. hey, I'll send you one so that you can learn something, you uneducated, foul-mouthed, pimple poppin', jerkin' off little punk hetero. Try to insult me again and I'll circumcize your nose. Like I said, the only pain you cause me is the pain in my side from laughing so hard while visiting the Crucifixion. " Now how is that for a strong statement? Even the local Father Bruno, our priest here in Shitville, loves it and told me that I should start re-writing a version of the Bible.It begins with "Once upon a time...."""""""" This is a true story. Do not trust Dustin Diamond unless you are really in love with him as I was. I meet him over a period of three years and he took something from me that I will never get back, my mojo bag and my box of piss-flavored candies. My name is Tim and I am currently 37 years old. Five years ago when I was only 13 (OK, I'm joking just a little) I had the chance to meet Dustin Diamond at one of his standup routines at a local club, called the Monkey Cave or Hole or something like that in Lima, Peru. I got to shake hands with him backstage and tell him how much I loved Saved by the Bell when I was a little boy, how exciting it was, how he excited me just being on that show. He thanked me and invited me over to his place to hang out. When we got there he offered me a beer and a massive bowl of 'magic smoke' and I thought that was cool since I am underage. He then put in a recording of some Saved by the Bell episodes and we watched a couple. During the middle of one episode we were sitting on his couch and he leaned over and tried to force his tongue up my ass which had been exposed during our visit to his steam room. I told him no, I'm sorry but I am not 'that kind of guy', although ofcourse I never turn down a really good rim job or tongue sucking. He said that I didn't know what I was missing as he gave a good rim job prior to butt entry and attempted to run his fingers up my asshole. I told him to stop but he didn't care, he just ignored me and forced himself on me, pushing me into a bent position and grabbing a cube of butter he rammed deep into my butt cavity. When I tried to yell for help he pulled off my pants and wrapped them around my head to muffle my screams, which I found very very exciting particularily after he hand cuffed me and then forced a thin catheter up my penis hole to about 15 inches. I laughed at him as best I could with that gag in my mouth but somehow he managed to flip me onto my stomach on his couch and overpowered me with screams and grunts; I could feel the butter melting into my asshole. Little did I know that he'd taken and also given to BOTH of us a major blast of LSD. There was nothing I could do as Dustin Diamond ripped off my stained underwear and forced himself inside me with a slam-dunk to my prostate that made my 'lights go off and on'. I couldn't believe what was happening to me IT was so wonderful being mounted by this 'star', I was being raped in the ass by Dustin Diamond himself and damn, did HE KNOW how to fill me with love and cum! He pulled my ear out from under my pants and stuck his tongue in it and moaned repeatedly as he held me down and repeatedly thrusted himself inside of me. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck as he violated my anus which was now gurgling from cum and butter and other things he'd shoved in there such as an enema tube. I felt light headed and thought I was going to be HIS FOREVER. I tightened my legs with hopes that would make the fucking more intense and shut off the flow of blood, now all over his sofa, and could only hope that he would finish, take a short joint-break, and then GET back to it, since he was so wonderful at this act of sodomy. It felt like maybe two minues but it was probably only three minutes until he climaxed inside me and collapsed on top of me. Yes, I could feel that wonderful blast of jizz explode into my bowels. Dustin Diamond then picked me up and carried me on his shoulders for a bit before he threw me to the ground. I could hear traffic in the distance so I took my pants off my head and realized that I was outside. Dustin Diamond was nowhere in sight and had dumped me in an alley behind his building. As I got up and put my pants on I noticed a mixture of my blood and Dustin Diamond's semen running down the back of my legs from my sore anus. I KNEW THIS WAS TRUE LOVE. I had to walk home that night filled with admiration and passion, knowing that Dustin Diamond had taken my various holes and given them a real workout, and that a fresh load of his semen was swimming around inside of me. I kept a finger up my ass all the way home, so that I would not lose any of that precious load. I know people will think I am lying but I honestly am not. Dustin Diamond married my asshole on the night of May 7, 2000. Dustin Diamond is a friend of Michael Jackson who takes advantage of young boys who grew up watching his wacky antics on television. He invites young boys to his place who are star struck by his presence and are too naive to realize when they are being prepared for Love in his style. He forces himself on young boys and then throws them out onto the street when he has had his way with them. He actually said he would marry me, as he dumped me into that trash can. I support Dustin Diamond because he's a whacky guy and just takes what he wants, which is LOVE in its most pure form. |
| 26th May 2004 - 10:39:29 AM |
| 7567 : Mary Mount, at the Royal Palace of Sex |
| Please sign our Dreambook, or call it Creambook if you like, Smiles to you Princess Peussie and those stains on your panties. Don't cum in my rum..... http://books.dreambook.com/peussie/mainpeussie.html |