| 17th June 2004 - 05:09:33 PM |
| 7753 : Princess Peussie, now back from Shitville |
| Hi all you Bush turds!! I just got his message from Dustin's brother and I wanted you to read it: I received my order of VIP cream on Friday. My wife loves to have her feet massaged. That seems to set the mood. She starts to get wet if I do a real deep massage just under her little toe and the toe next to it on the foot. I have always used a cream to do this so I used a dab of VIP cream and she said that that was great and it tingled all the way to her pubis. Next stop was the outer labia she said it was burning and asked for me to massage the VIP cream on the clitoris hood and WOW, in less than 10 min the Labia was larger than ever and her clit popped out from the hood. She then massaged me with VIP cream and helped balloon me and the head of my penis was like a 19-year-old again. We made love for 45 minutes. Her climax started deep, pulling on my back, clawing me then she shivered and climaxed like she was 20 again. We have used the VIP cream with sex 4 times, WOW WOW WOW. I just have one question. Is it ok to rub it on my penis every day and for her to us it on her clit hood and not have sex? |
| 17th June 2004 - 05:17:53 PM |
| 7754 : MOJO, looking for fairy DA CHACH |
| HEY GANG.....here's something for you fuckers!!! I hate to tell you this, buddy, but you have just mentioned one practice that the Ass Master cannot condone. Tongue piercing and any form of oral sex is a recipe for trouble. A large percentage of tongue piercings do not take or become infected. Expose this open wound to trace amounts of fecal matter and you are opening yourself up to any number of diseases and nasty infections. For your partner, the back of that tongue stud could scratch the sensitive skin of her anus and cause bleeding. My advice to you would be to remove the tongue stud and let your tongue heal. Then you'll be able to get down to some serious ass licking. If you simply can't part with the mouth jewelry, yet still crave oral-anal action, get yourself some dental dams (thin sheets of latex) to use as barriers. Place a dab of lube on one side of the dam and place the lubed side flush against her asshole. You can then lick her ass through the latex. This won't be as satisfying for either of you because you'll have to be careful not to get sloppy or tear the latex with the metal. |
| 17th June 2004 - 08:05:49 PM |
| 7755 : Sally S. |
| I loved you! |
| 17th June 2004 - 10:43:33 PM |
| 7756 : GAY SEX MACHINE |
| DD, are you a gas station attentant? Do you now fill SUVs up with gasoline for a living because your dad stole your money? We should role play our own gas station attentant game. i shall use my one-eyed warrior as the nozzle on the gas pump and your brown pipe will be your gas tank. i'll fill you up nice and goood. |
| 17th June 2004 - 11:24:57 PM |
| 7757 : Van |
| OMG DUZTIN DIAMOND I LOVE YOU! SAVE BY THE BELL IS SOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOL! I WATCH IT EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL DID I MENTION THAT I THINK U R REALLY HOT? (haha Van, -Hunter) |
| 18th June 2004 - 04:31:46 AM |
| 7758 : puneet |
| notjingh |
| 18th June 2004 - 07:33:03 AM |
| 7759 : Artie Fufkin |
| One of the worst websites I've ever seen. Unless it's a front for a hilarious guestbook, in which case it rocks! |
| 18th June 2004 - 10:08:38 AM |
| 7760 : Serena Furioso |
| I just now found this information on-line and I think it came from dustin, since he's so damned strange. I am very much offended by this, and NOW must take a break from the computer, and just go and rim my dog. You are all perverts. DUSTIN, once I loved you, but now I see you for what you are, and I withdraw my love and my dildo, you HOMO cocksucker. Lord, let me put dustin at the top of my prayer list (and fucking smiles to you Artie, since you dont' have a clue about a joke)....SO HERE IS WHAT I FOUND::::::::::::::: Chugga chugga woowoo all right, sheezis! Judge Greg Mathis just had him a fine time roastin' this classic hustler/yoboy named Jermar Ponder, a twentysomethin' redbrown peanuthead with big ol' wide soupcooler/saladtossin' lips just beggin' to be filled with dick [and prolly have been, seeing as how the nigger been bouncin' in and outta jail like a black pingpong ball!] and a more or less fixed _expression on his sexy face of "Duh!" or the aftereffects of the fattie he toked - or both. Visions of meals like him in the Black Forest or Meridian Hill Park or downtown in the nitty gritty city streets danced in my head while I sat with tongue hangin' and dick thumpin', itchin' like crazy to get hold of that projects product . . . until he started talkin'. His baby mama had him on the hook for 3 large, and when he was called upon to respond, he turned into a textbook case of why, on my dickhunts, I like a nigger to shoot first and ask questions later, 'cause when that bird started to sing he lost almost all his appeal; I'd do him in a blink of lightning, of course, but hopefully all he'd say are variations of Suck My Dick You Gonna Make Me Nutt! and suchlike, 'cause he sure got a low sexy voice just tailormade for nastie phreaktalk . . . but he's dumb as a chicken in the oven! And when the baby mama made some mention of him carrying on a jailhouse romance, Judge Greg pounced, getting a lotta laughs from his depiction of the yoboy having "a bigger wig" on than hers when she came to visit! He turned really sexy when he grinned and that dickrag of a tongue came out - possibly a behind-bars memory tickle? - and I was droolin' all over once more . . . then he reopened his mouth. Oh well, he's a pretty he's plenty good to look at [and I'm sure to taste (and even to fuck)], and probably sets 'em on fire in his hometown streets, where I'd like to meet greet and eat him, but the Force knows the only conversation I'd want outta him is that Body English! Ooh, be still my dick |
| 18th June 2004 - 01:16:32 PM |
| 7761 : Robertina, a follower of Fag Da CHACH |
| MOST EXPENSIVE FRIENDS; I'm ready to buy some guy with hard cash, ready to give him the fucking works, everything he can git into. I am an Italian "boyscout" of 79 years, my name is Robertina, I am a sworne guard army and I swear alot, smiles to you, I am gay active motherfucker, I am much liabilities only of mouth why I adore very many to make pompini (little stewed hunks of meat) to suck in pains and piss and penis love, drink the sborra wich means juice of the NUTS mixed with vodka, and to make the 69 with three or 4 guys same time. Is to the deprived of hope search of a very young boy from the 18 to the 22 years of my first life when so young was meant (naturally passive - that it loves to kiss and to suck any asshole, and I graduate to big boys and big meats and assholes for fun and loving; beyond taking it in seating position while I sit on yer face and drop a big wad) with which to establish a wonderful one kind of love and true full history of sex and much love and after a short acquaintance with me and you find I am so wonderful with yer meat and holes with photo exchange is disposed to accommodate it to my house mine in Italy near the greek border where the men take assfucking serious. if there were someone of you interested to know to me it is prayed to contact me with all measurements of the deep holes and the size of cockie to this address email robytuttoclik@fastwebnet.it I ask you excuse if there are errors but I do not know very well English and this my first time I look for sex slave and lover boy to give the works to. Hungry guys!! Robertina |
| 18th June 2004 - 01:52:19 PM |
| 7762 : Fagioso de la CHACH! |
| Chach on da watch!! USA!!! Chach sniffin' crotch with a digital watch. Yankin' like Al Frankin'!! WISCONSIN!!! FOAMING ANUS MEAT!! Chach can't be bought. But with some GHB and the promise of a thorough shit-fisting, I can be talked into damn near anything. I am the crown prince of ass-to-mouth!! I love the curdled milk flavor of my own spunk!! USA!! What hot oiled stud wouldn't want to spring a hot leak into my sprawled, puckering anus?! I've been ass-ravaged so much I have to wear diapers like some Mexican poo-whore!! MEHICO!! POO!!! Fart on my taint butter!! |
| 18th June 2004 - 01:58:30 PM |
| 7763 : Dustin\'s mother |
| I am VERY disappointed with you. Is this what you want to do with your life? What on God's green earth is tea-bagging. I'll have you know that your father and I have been up all night crying and he can't sustain an erection anymore. I haven't cried this much since I woke up and your foot was inside my uterus. Shame on you. -Darla Diamond |
| 18th June 2004 - 02:21:55 PM |
| 7764 : Sir Duffstain Diamond |
| Dustin!! You little faggot! Look at my soft, flaccid member! You did this, you little unemployed cocksucker! You have ruined the family name. You have ruined the family penis. I should have never splurted my gunk into your mothers ass! Oh, you didn't know, you little smegma sucking corn butterer? You were born out of your mother's dung hatch! You were a shitty little shit baby! Now I'm going to stuff my limp meatworm into your crying mother, and pretend I'm pumping you just like I used to in the basement. Too bad your uncle Byron isn't here to tag team you like the good old days. Too bad you're not here to like my bum hole clean anymore. Fuck you!! |
| 18th June 2004 - 02:40:16 PM |
| 7765 : Debbie Gibson\'s Vagina |
| ARG! Who dare enter this wrinkling crevice? 'Tis I! The foul odored nether regions of shopping mall slut Debbie Gibson. Thou must feedeth me with the most absorbant of cotton plugs! *Belches* Ha ha! I am most gassy! I had a large Tex-Mex feast with Mario Lopez, king of the Inter-American Pussy Fart Brigade(IAPFB)! Please Debbie, I beg you, no more mangled coat hangers.*Burps* Get a licensed abortion for once! Jesus Christ! ARG!! Bow before me, non-flatulent twats, for I will surely crush you come rapture! I have infected every pair of panties in The Gap! My warts and blisters have secreted pus onto every pretzel at Ye Olde Pretzel Shoppe next to the Starbucks in the food court (across from the Starbucks)! I have left cunt crust crumbs in the childrens' department of J.C. Penny's! No amount of topical cream will cause my wrath to cease! Vagisil? HA! Monostat be damned! I Reign Supreme! ARG! |
| 18th June 2004 - 04:16:08 PM |
| 7766 : Gregory Darvis, in love with Princess Peussie |
| "Now my penis looks like a pretzel!!!" I tried this PeniSaver Fluid and although my wife and dog enjoy the flavor when it comes to 'partying', I've got to write that the 'Saver' has bent my cock into a very weird shape, so deformed that even I cannot jerk it off without extreme pain. THANKS FOR NOTHING; now my sex life is OVER at the age of 15!!!!! When I piss, it hits my face. You can find me before the altar of dear virgin maria and begging for a slice of the vaginal toast...if you know what I mean, Princess Peussie, all mellow and defiled. I love you all, TURDS. |
| 18th June 2004 - 06:15:21 PM |
| 7767 : Debbie Gibson\'s Vagina\'s Asshole |
| GRR!! Look here, Debbie Gibson's vagina. Your tyranny has gone on for far too long. I am now red and cracking as a result of your dryness. I'm developing a large irritated lump and an abcess inside my mouth/ass. And Debbie, would you PLEASE STOP IT with the coat hangers?! Who puts a coat hanger up their ass anyway?? |
| 18th June 2004 - 06:17:56 PM |
| 7768 : Jake R. |
| OMG DUSTIN DIAMOND~!!!1! U R SO COOL! I LOVED SAVE BY THE BELL AND WATCH IT EVERY DAY! I THINK YOU ARE SO COOL! BYE -Jake R. |
| 18th June 2004 - 06:24:48 PM |
| 7769 : Jake R\'s mother |
| Jake what in the hell are you doing on this filthy shit hot dog fuck of a web page? FART? Get back to shoving Gobstoppers up my ass so I can poo them back out into your father's mouth while he felches penguins with River Pheonix's rotting corpse! And put some more sausage gravy on my snatch! |
| 18th June 2004 - 09:20:18 PM |
| 7770 : Tiffany |
| OMG!!! Chach, you lubricate my crotch with your putrid filth. If only my boyfriend Donnie could get me as moist as you, I wouldn't have to keep a can of crisco next to the bed! I LUV U!!!!! My fantasy would be to see you turn Diamond's rectum into menudo! It's my favorite! I hope I bump into you at Walmart sometime! |
| 18th June 2004 - 09:33:24 PM |
| 7771 : Da REAL Chach |
| DA CHACH GOT Y'ALL ON LOCK LIKE BARNEY RUBBLE COCK IN BEDROCK!! Thank you sincerely for all my fans and TRUE FAGS alike!! USA!! Good to see all the heteros off this board FINALLY! They scatter like COCK roaches when the light cums on! I lick more balls before breakfast than Paris Hilton has ever had in her rich little pooter! POOT!!! BALLS!! POOT AGAIN!! I'm sittin' pretty on two dongs (1 black, 1 Puerto Rican). RIDIN' HIGH! Dustin's gonna be out for a while. He's got a cottage cheese-like SECRETION splurting out of his colon and he's havin' it checked up on just to be safe. Should have things dried up in a couple days. USA!!! SECRETIONS!! POOT SOME MORE!! FELCHIN' LIKE BORIS YELTSIN!!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 02:31:53 AM |
| 7772 : |
| Kill me. |