| 20th June 2004 - 09:47:49 AM |
| 7793 : SILLY BILLY with the cock of a shrimp-boat |
| This is a true story. Do not trust Dustin Diamond unless you are really in love with him as I was. I meet him over a period of three years and he took something from me that I will never get back, my mojo bag and my box of piss-flavored candies. My name is Tim and I am currently 37 years old. Five years ago when I was only 13 (OK, I'm joking just a little) I had the chance to meet Dustin Diamond at one of his standup routines at a local club, called the Monkey Cave or Hole or something like that in Lima, Peru. I got to shake hands with him backstage and tell him how much I loved Saved by the Bell when I was a little boy, how exciting it was, how he excited me just being on that show. He thanked me and invited me over to his place to hang out. When we got there he offered me a beer and a massive bowl of 'magic smoke' and I thought that was cool since I am underage. He then put in a recording of some Saved by the Bell episodes and we watched a couple. During the middle of one episode we were sitting on his couch and he leaned over and tried to force his tongue up my ass which had been exposed during our visit to his steam room. I told him no, I'm sorry but I am not 'that kind of guy', although ofcourse I never turn down a really good rim job or tongue sucking. He said that I didn't know what I was missing as he gave a good rim job prior to butt entry and attempted to run his fingers up my asshole. I told him to stop but he didn't care, he just ignored me and forced himself on me, pushing me into a bent position and grabbing a cube of butter he rammed deep into my butt cavity. When I tried to yell for help he pulled off my pants and wrapped them around my head to muffle my screams, which I found very very exciting particularily after he hand cuffed me and then forced a thin catheter up my penis hole to about 15 inches. I laughed at him as best I could with that gag in my mouth but somehow he managed to flip me onto my stomach on his couch and overpowered me with screams and grunts; I could feel the butter melting into my asshole. Little did I know that he'd taken and also given to BOTH of us a major blast of LSD. There was nothing I could do as Dustin Diamond ripped off my stained underwear and forced himself inside me with a slam-dunk to my prostate that made my 'lights go off and on'. I couldn't believe what was happening to me IT was so wonderful being mounted by this 'star', I was being raped in the ass by Dustin Diamond himself and damn, did HE KNOW how to fill me with love and cum! He pulled my ear out from under my pants and stuck his tongue in it and moaned repeatedly as he held me down and repeatedly thrusted himself inside of me. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck as he violated my anus which was now gurgling from cum and butter and other things he'd shoved in there such as an enema tube. I felt light headed and thought I was going to be HIS FOREVER. I tightened my legs with hopes that would make the fucking more intense and shut off the flow of blood, now all over his sofa, and could only hope that he would finish, take a short joint-break, and then GET back to it, since he was so wonderful at this act of sodomy. It felt like maybe two minues but it was probably only three minutes until he climaxed inside me and collapsed on top of me. Yes, I could feel that wonderful blast of jizz explode into my bowels. Dustin Diamond then picked me up and carried me on his shoulders for a bit before he threw me to the ground. I could hear traffic in the distance so I took my pants off my head and realized that I was outside. Dustin Diamond was nowhere in sight and had dumped me in an alley behind his building. As I got up and put my pants on I noticed a mixture of my blood and Dustin Diamond's semen running down the back of my legs from my sore anus. I KNEW THIS WAS TRUE LOVE. I had to walk home that night filled with admiration and passion, knowing that Dustin Diamond had taken my various holes and given them a real workout, and that a fresh load of his semen was swimming around inside of me. I kept a finger up my ass all the way home, so that I would not lose any of that precious load. I know people will think I am lying but I honestly am not. Dustin Diamond married my asshole on the night of May 7, 2000. Dustin Diamond is a friend of Michael Jackson who takes advantage of young boys who grew up watching his wacky antics on television. He invites young boys to his place who are star struck by his presence and are too naive to realize when they are being prepared for Love in his style. He forces himself on young boys and then throws them out onto the street when he has had his way with them. He actually said he would marry me, as he dumped me into that trash can. I support Dustin Diamond because he's a whacky guy and just takes what he wants, which is LOVE in its most pure form. I remember him with such love and affection, and do not mind that my asshole had to be corrected with anal surgery at the hospital, and for all of this, I SALUTE YOU, DUSTIN, FOR YOUR HELP, KNOWLEDGE AND KINDNESS. |
| 20th June 2004 - 01:13:43 PM |
| 7794 : Princess FLUFF, at the Royal Palace of Felching |
| Hi TURDS! You notice how both fagbusters and da chach are actually one and the fucking same? yeh, different hunks of shit; same toilet bowl. LOVE YOU, DUSTIN, you are one skinny hunk of skin and boners! Smiles to you too, Princess Peussie. Silly Billy, I don't believe one word you write, TURD.... Love, Princess FLUFF |
| 20th June 2004 - 01:57:35 PM |
| 7795 : Fagbusters |
| NO WAY AM I EVEN REMOTELY CONNECTED WITH THAT DEUTSCHBAG. FUCK HIS WRINKLY CUNT AND FUCK YOURS TOO. |
| 20th June 2004 - 02:03:15 PM |
| 7796 : Da Not Real CHACHI |
| Yeah, bitches, what he said! Recognize! |
| 20th June 2004 - 03:19:34 PM |
| 7797 : ANGRY CHACH |
| Look, bitches, this heterosexual non-ass-prodding shit must STOP! Recognize THIS, pussy fuckers!! USA!!! WISCONSIN!!! MICHAEL MOORE POO FARTING!!! I'd like to splurt liquid shit out of my greasy fart hole onto the face of BUSTERS!! He only comes in handy when he shoves his mothers tampons in my urethra. Thank you for the heavy flows, by the way. Chach squirts chowder on you amatuer prick-sittlers. I love the stale popcorn smell of your little brother's balls. You know what is a fantastic lubricant? Grandma CHACH'S bath water. You know what is great to stick your penis into? FAGBUSTERS!!! USA!! TAMPONS!!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 03:47:54 PM |
| 7798 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dustin! I wanna fuck your tight, semitic asshole! I want you to feed chess pieces up my ass and call me Mr. Belding! I want you to give me a 'russian trombone' and maybe a 'spiderman'! I want to lick your hairy, jewish man-breasts! I want to eat your underwear! I want to stick a hose up your ass! I want you to tape our exploits and show the video during your stand-up shows! I want to toss your salad! |
| 20th June 2004 - 03:51:03 PM |
| 7799 : Grandpa FAGBUSTERS |
| Happy grandfather's day. Suck my taint. A good grandson wouldn't tell his parents the reason why he wakes up screaming. A good grandson doesn't tell mommy about playing "Find the Candy in the Hairy Hole", or why he's afraid of the back yard shed and the tools inside it. I remember a young, supple FAGBUSTERS bouncing with glee on grandpa's lap. I sprung a hot stream of urine onto him as my cock grew and began to pulsate. I turned up the Simon & Garfunkel to drown out his screams. The first thing to enter his virgin arsehole was a rotary phone. The more that little brown button bled the more my cock stiffened. I remember blowing a giant wad of warm grandpa goo as he cried for his mother. When mom (His mother, my daughter) finally came into the room, I feared she would get upset. Quite the contrary. She chewed on junior's ballsack while daddy gave her a firm rogering. I'll never forget the warmth of little FAGBUSTER'S tear drops falling on my gray nuts as he licked his mother's anal soup off my grandpa prick. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:00:33 PM |
| 7800 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dustin! I want to rim your furry ass! I want to beat on your powerful schlong with a stick! I want to tie you up and shit in your ears! I want to watch you walk naked through a crowded mall whilst masturbating furiously into your cappucino! I want to stick my dick so far down your throat the helmet gets stomach acid on it! |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:03:00 PM |
| 7801 : Da CHACH |
| CHACH ON DA WATCH!! LUSTIN is starting to sound like my kind of faggot. The gay kind. Can I use your cock to induce vomiting? |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:11:14 PM |
| 7802 : |
| what the hell? |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:18:55 PM |
| 7803 : Pooter McDurphy |
| I am a small Catholic boy looking for the sperm. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:26:59 PM |
| 7804 : Tobey Keith |
| Hey you filthy homos! I'm country singer Tobey Keith! I'd like to take every one of you loser cum-buckets round back and knock the tar outta ya! Talk about a boot up yer ass! WOOBOY!! An 'en if I come to find out that any yall are jewey, well shit man, I dunno. I like 'em rough! |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:47:33 PM |
| 7805 : Fagbusters |
| I IZ the REAL one, and dont' fergit it you rotten slim dime dipshits! Groove TYO THE fuckng tune of my greased ASShole..Rats ass pack anwya...here' SOMTHIGN for you to think and stink about: Salad Arrives With Piece of a Thumb CANTON, Ohio - The severed tip of a restaurant worker's thumb was found in a customer's salad. Stark County Health Commissioner Bill Franks said an employee at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers in the Canton suburb Jackson Township was chopping lettuce at about 7 p.m. Monday when he cut off a part of his left thumb, including part of the fingernail. Employees at the restaurant about 70 miles south of Cleveland searched for the tip of his finger, but could not find it. The area was cleaned and sanitized, but the lettuce was placed in the cooler along with some slices of bull testicles for the following week's Omlette Festival. The lettuce was then used for salads the next day. "It wound up being served at lunch time Tuesday to a 22-year-old woman," Franks said. "She had eaten most of her salad when she put the human tissue in her mouth; she vomitted all over the place which took hours to clean up", Franks said. She thought it was a piece of gristle, a health department report said. She then alerted a manager. Red Robin spokesman Dwayne Chambers said that employees, in their haste to get the injured man to a doctor, failed to follow the chain's procedures and throw out all food in the area. "We clearly had a breakdown," he said. "We are incredibly sorry about what happened, and we hope it won't happen again, but you never know about these accidents. Someone recently left a fetus in the sanitary napkin bin in the Ladies Room." Chambers said he spoke with the woman. "She obviously was pretty upset," he said. She reported to the press, "I am a vegetarian and this is something I do not care to eat. Last week while at the Red Lobster Restaurant over in Shanersport, I found some guy's foreskin in my lentil soup". The well-being of customers is the restaurant's top priority, Chambers said. Franks said the restaurant has been cited for "serving adulterated food" and having improper supervision, toilet facilities without toilet paper or soap, kitchen infestation by rodents, etc. . The restaurant should have reported the incident Monday, he said. Red Robin has been ordered to train the staff on safe food procedures. Both the customer and the employee have been tested for blood-borne diseases such as hepatitis and HIV . Franks did not identify either person but did mention that three of the employees had hepatitis B at the contagious level. He reported "It is not serious to our customers. Only one worker here has died from the food". "We don't think there was a lot of blood that was passed, but we just don't want to take any chances," he said. The Red Robin Web site says the chain has 222 restaurants, with 202 in the U.S., 20 in Canada and 17 currently under construction. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:50:08 PM |
| 7806 : Poopon Afart |
| ********FROM THE LAWYERS OF DUSTIN DIAMOND******** This is blatant misrepresentation, as the facts clearly show. Mr. Diamond has never: 1. Pooped on a fart. 2. Given Mario Lopez a sloppy hand job. Mr. Diamond gives very orderly, organized hand jobs. 3. Farted on a poop. We ask that all references to any and all of the aforementioned farting and pooping thereof be removed before further fart/poop precedings poop. Fart. |
| 20th June 2004 - 05:14:12 PM |
| 7807 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey, vatos! I just got done chewing cum crust out of Dustin's poot pussy. MUEY CALIENTE! He's been down in the dumps lately because his aunt passed away and he couldn't get to the body while it was still warm and moist. I keep telling him to buy a tanning bed so he can warm up bodies, but he would have to take three times as much cock to afford it. ARRIBA!! SOMBRERO!! Keep checkin' in here, fans. It's all about you. I will be hosting "The World's Most Retarded Horses" and "All Them Goats" on Animal Planet this Thursday at 4:00 AM Eastern time. Be sure to watch! |
| 20th June 2004 - 05:27:41 PM |
| 7808 : The Real Double D Deputy Dawg D Diggity Doo |
| Well, I guess Mario had to be the bearer of bad news frownyface:( So I couldn't get in a good plundering of Aunt Esther's lunchmeat befor she was buried. Oh well. Life goes on and cocks grow strong happyface:) On the bright side, I've almost memorized the entire Denny's menu, as is required for trainees. They play shitty "music" and my boss is a total JAGOFF ROFLLOLhappywinkingsmilyface;) but you can't beat .50 an hour. It's not quite SBTB money but at least I can afford enough ketchup to lube Mario's Mexi-Arse. The Dustin is thrustin' love inside of man muffins!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:17:17 PM |
| 7809 : Used Condom on the Floor of a Rest Area |
| 'Member me, Dustin? I am greasy and covered with the poo! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:25:14 PM |
| 7810 : Laci Peterson |
| It sure sucks being all dead and stuff. There's no SBTB in hell. I'm dead. |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:36:12 PM |
| 7811 : Corey Haim |
| Yo, so cool to be rappen to everyone on the double dogs board again. Lately Ive been down in the dumps a little because the stank shack in LA shut down and the Viper Room banned both myself and the double dog! How unfair. On the brighter side it looks like soon both of us will be hitting in big! That my friends is why Im here. Dustin and I have been in major double dog collaborations regarding the movie FART PATROL! As many of you know I was the star of the blockbuster movie snowboard academy. Rudy Rupak and I are looking into making a sure to be a hit sequel named Fart Patrol! You may be asking yourself where does dustin fit into this scene and how can I get involved? Do to the death of the late Jim Varney we need a comic legend to fill the shoes of Rudy James. We have decided that Dustin is that man. In the sequel Dustin and I will be on a fart partol searching high and low for farts and the whole time we will be being chased by a bear and some goons! Sound sweet! Pass it on brothers its a sure hit! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:52:44 PM |
| 7812 : AmericaSucks |
| What the hell i am doing here !!! |