| 20th June 2004 - 05:27:41 PM |
| 7808 : The Real Double D Deputy Dawg D Diggity Doo |
| Well, I guess Mario had to be the bearer of bad news frownyface:( So I couldn't get in a good plundering of Aunt Esther's lunchmeat befor she was buried. Oh well. Life goes on and cocks grow strong happyface:) On the bright side, I've almost memorized the entire Denny's menu, as is required for trainees. They play shitty "music" and my boss is a total JAGOFF ROFLLOLhappywinkingsmilyface;) but you can't beat .50 an hour. It's not quite SBTB money but at least I can afford enough ketchup to lube Mario's Mexi-Arse. The Dustin is thrustin' love inside of man muffins!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:17:17 PM |
| 7809 : Used Condom on the Floor of a Rest Area |
| 'Member me, Dustin? I am greasy and covered with the poo! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:25:14 PM |
| 7810 : Laci Peterson |
| It sure sucks being all dead and stuff. There's no SBTB in hell. I'm dead. |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:36:12 PM |
| 7811 : Corey Haim |
| Yo, so cool to be rappen to everyone on the double dogs board again. Lately Ive been down in the dumps a little because the stank shack in LA shut down and the Viper Room banned both myself and the double dog! How unfair. On the brighter side it looks like soon both of us will be hitting in big! That my friends is why Im here. Dustin and I have been in major double dog collaborations regarding the movie FART PATROL! As many of you know I was the star of the blockbuster movie snowboard academy. Rudy Rupak and I are looking into making a sure to be a hit sequel named Fart Patrol! You may be asking yourself where does dustin fit into this scene and how can I get involved? Do to the death of the late Jim Varney we need a comic legend to fill the shoes of Rudy James. We have decided that Dustin is that man. In the sequel Dustin and I will be on a fart partol searching high and low for farts and the whole time we will be being chased by a bear and some goons! Sound sweet! Pass it on brothers its a sure hit! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:52:44 PM |
| 7812 : AmericaSucks |
| What the hell i am doing here !!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:00:22 PM |
| 7813 : Dustin Bling Bling |
| Maybe you haven't heard, Corey, (I know- your phone has been cut off) but production on FART PATROL has been temporarily haulted. As it turns out, the pinhead lawyers for the Fart Patrollers of Northern America (FPNA) are charging us with defamation. Also, the bear chosen to play 'The Bear' has opted out and the role is in dispute between Jim Belushi and Ice Cube. Negotiations are underway. On the bright side, expect cameos by Jim Varney's ghost as "Meth Addict #2", and Chris Tucker as a quirky-but-endearing negro! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:06:17 PM |
| 7814 : THA GURU |
| I can excell real well like a gazelle. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:42:19 PM |
| 7815 : CPDLA |
| HI MY NAME IS PAULA!! I LOVE(D) SAVED BY THE BELL AND WATCH IS EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL! DUSTIN DIAMON I THINK U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!! YOU ARE SO COOL! DO YOU HAVE A FAN CLUB B/C I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:44:23 PM |
| 7816 : Byron McRacist |
| Hello, sodomites. The cleansing of the Earth is nigh. The LORD will bestow his wrath upon the mud people. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:51:36 PM |
| 7817 : Fagbusters |
| GRAMPA FAGBUSTERS IS A STAND UP GUY. I WISH MY REAL GRANDPARENTS WERE AS COOL, AND WEREN'T DIPSHITS, OR DEAD, OR BOTH. MY GRANDMA SOUNDED LIKE BEAVIS, AND THEN SHE DIED, AND I JERKED OFF AT HER FUNERAL IN A STORAGE ROOM BEHIND THE ALTAR. AND THEN I FOUND A BIG PIECE OF SHIT IN THE URINAL, GOD ONE-UPPED ME ONCE AGAIN, I SUPPOSE. THE FUNNY THING IS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. WHILE YOU DUMBASSES ARE WRITING LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE, I'M OUT JERKING OFF IN YOUR FAST FOOD, BITCHES. THE DOPPELGANGER FUCKER'S ARTICLE SUCKED A LAMB'S NASTY ASS, THOUGH. LIKE I'D GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU LITTLE FUCKFACES TO BRING YOU ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE. YURI NEEDS TO GET MORE MENACING. HE KICKS ASS. THE REST OF YOU FAGS NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:54:07 PM |
| 7818 : Anus McTaster |
| Chewin' on anus rings like Martin Sheen! I like to eat beef jerky with taint juice out of Jimmy Kimmell's kimmell. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:57:22 PM |
| 7819 : Fagbusters |
| OH YEAH, AND WISCONSIN STILL SUCKS WORSE THAN GETTING GANGBANGED BY FIVE FAT OLD LADIES WITH STRETCHMARKS UP TO THEIR EARS. BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO DO THERE, I GUESS. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:02:54 PM |
| 7820 : Grandma Fagbusters |
| The Busters -once again- is right on point. I just wish that you had deposited that sweet fuck cheese inside one of my rotting holes. I miss life. I miss living. I miss the putrid stench of a hooker's panties. I miss watching Fagbusters smear smegma slime all over Pauly Shore's clean shaven cock trunk. I miss shoving four-year-olds inside my uterus, and feeling them spasm as they suffocate in my stinking womb. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:12:18 PM |
| 7821 : Fistbang O\'Rama |
| DUtsIn I LUV U!! I met u wen u were 13 and you were the was first BoY to fignerbang mE! NOW i' m grown Up with biger POOhole for the STRETCHINg pleez yoU to eat mRAK PAUl's wad fuk chicken !!!!!!!!? Platypus. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:23:59 PM |
| 7822 : Crevice McFisherman |
| As a young boy in the Deustchland, I realized the full sexual potential of baby turtles. They rarely scream, and if so, they are easily muffled. After continuous exposure to small amounts of Salmonella, one builds a tolerance. They are quicker to hide than to fight back, unlike the penguin, who can put up a nasty struggle and maybe even rip a cock vein. The turtle is a submissive animal. After a few drinks they tend to let their moral character slip. They are largely bisexual and often experiment outside the species. This allows any swordsman-even Slavic-to take a shot at what I like to call 'Nature's Pocket Pussy'. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:33:36 PM |
| 7823 : The Citizens of Wisconsin |
| TO THE PATRONS OF DUSTINDIAMOND.COM (Press Release): We, the citizens of Wisconson, are a buch of boring, lazy cunts. We truely are at the bottom of the gene pool. We eat lots of sausage, which makes us too fat to fuck other adults. This is our only excuse for fucking small children and Butterball turkeys. We apologize for being fat and retarded. Thank you. |
| 20th June 2004 - 09:08:28 PM |
| 7824 : Jimmy Kimmell |
| I've been all over Frisco lately trying to add to my collection of semen wads, band aids, and tampons. Yesterday an elderly woman got irate when I asked for her used cunt plug. I had to use force and violently rip the bloody sponge out of her old cooter and beat her savagely with her own vagina. Let's put a stop to this juvenile behavior and talk tampon for once, folks. It's an election year and we need to see where these candidates stand on the issue of old lady tampons. |
| 20th June 2004 - 09:44:33 PM |
| 7825 : Fagbusters |
| IT'S NOT GRANDMA FAGBUSTERS... IT'S GRANDMA BEAVIS. BUT ALL THE OTHER SHIT'S RIGHT ON. THE CITIZENS OF WISCONSIN ARE EVEN MORE RIGHT ON. WISCONSIN IS A FUCKING DUMPHOLE WITHOUT A FUTURE. THE AMISH PAY PEOPLE TO IMPREGNATE THEIR WIVES BECAUSE THEY'RE SO INBRED... I'VE HEARD TALES OF AMISH WIVES GOING TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF NAVEL INJURIES RESULTING FROM A COMPLETE LACK OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING SEX EDUCATION. A GUY A COUPLE OF TOWNS AWAY FROM WHERE I USED TO LIVE WAS ARRESTED MULTIPLE TIMES FOR FISTFUCKING HIS HORSES AS WELL. IT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER AND EVERYTHING. GRANDMA BEAVIS WAS FROM WISCONSIN, TOO... WISCONSIN IS TOTALLY FUCKED. |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:12:43 PM |
| 7826 : stevie |
| diamond did u ever drink Tang when you were a child? did principal belding ever make the tang for u? i think that mr. beliding may have put the wool over ur eyes. he probably jacked off in the tang powder, mixed it with water, and then served it to u. do u like drinking tang that has spooge in it? |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:18:07 PM |
| 7827 : Da CHACH!! |
| Chach is back on da goddamn watch, non-corn buttering hetero fags!! The shit talking concerning the great state of Wisconsin must CEASE!!! CHACHI WILL NOT TOLERATE INSUBORDINATION!!! Fagbusters, I fart splurty liquid poo more times before breakfast than dead granny-hole ever could. USA!!! DEAD GRANNY!! WISCONSIN!!!!!!! GRANNY-HOLE!!! |