| 21st June 2004 - 07:53:50 PM |
| 7873 : Tiny Tina davidson |
| Sakes o' mercy! Somebody up Buffalo way has got them quite a sight to look at - only, unfortunately - in this tall lean piece of peanutheaded chocolate standing before Judge Joe Brown on a [sigh] carstealing tip, in which the car was [sigh] totaled, and this little brown Bobby of the [gulp!] luscious pillowsoft lips and sexy perfectly shaped caressable ears and [sigh] rather limited worldview sez I Was Just Along Fer Da Ride Ya Onnah. This boy is standin' there with the most DUHHH look on his pretty face imaginable, like he done blunted up before his appearance - which in his case ain't help - and Judge Joe put it straight to his excuses-makin' mama that she had better get her best black dress ready, 'cause the way he's goin' she'll be needin' it soon. Just WHY do these fools got to engage in these low-class activities, whether they pretty or not, and stealing from a neighbor lady, no less, and leaving her in the lurch; his poor old mama is soon to be next at that rate! Sweet sexy little Bobby might yet be makin' the rounds of Olde Buffalo on a hustler tip, since Judge Joe set him up with a 00 judgement for his smash-bang joyride in a 00 hoopty after frying him to a crisp. He could command a premium price, pretty as he is, and definitely Oughta Be In Pictures like these tasty treats; but I can just imagine the jailhouse contingent watchin' this very show with Warm Welcome on their minds and dicks . . . hoo boy! Hopefully some nice Buffaloian [or however they call themselves] will take Bobby in hand, mouth and/or ass and show him a better way to go before he ends up married to a Bubba .. . . |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:11:05 PM |
| 7874 : Evan Stone |
| Hello, fans. It's really me, Evan, the drummer of STPK. Thanks for the support and for all the free meth. We sure do need it on the road. Some of you have been asking about my acting career. Yes I did play the part of 'Rod' in "Ramrod". I also co-starred with the great Chris Tucker in "Too Many Baby Mamas", which aired on the BET Network and is available at Sam Goody. Nowadays it's all about the rocking music, and of course, you. It's all about the fans. |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:27:26 PM |
| 7875 : Chihuahua Rapist |
| I find for the tenders and the lovings and the drilling of sperm rods, small dog will make a snug sex hole for my penis cock. I fuck him also in hole of ear. Dog has violent spasms and becomes retarded if not dead with dog brains and skull fragments on my sex organisms. |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:34:02 PM |
| 7876 : Corey Haim |
| Hey all, we started shooting out movie today. So far our budget is like 750 dollars canadian which is like 500 american dollars. So we are off to a good start! Double dog and I spent our 1st day "on location" in the rest room of a local gas station. Since our budget is low we just sat there and waited for people to come in and take a crap so we could start filming! They would give us funny looks (its not every day you see 2 major celebs in the bathroom of your local gas station) but then they would go to take a shit and I would yell "ACTION" as soon as the farts were heard the double dog would get in the pic and begin yelling "zoiks" until the person came out of the stall. Then I would kick them in the balls and yell FART PATROL taking care of business baby. This took all day to shoot but day one is in the can (ha, ha) Ill be back with an update tomorrow! PEACE C. Haim |
| 21st June 2004 - 09:08:50 PM |
| 7877 : Salty the Pocket Fisherman |
| As the producer of many fine bath house documentaries, and now "FART PATROL", I must discourage careless spending among you bright young stars. Most of the budget is alotted specifically for toilet paper and ecstasy. I am pleased to be working with such talented actors. It was truely humbling to meet Mr. Haim and Mr. Diamond, even though they each drank large amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 and shit themselves on my Italian leather couch. Keep up the good work, kids. |
| 21st June 2004 - 10:10:48 PM |
| 7878 : Corey Haim |
| As I am trying to put together a professional film that is sure to be a hit I must say that Salty the Pocket Fisherman is not associated with Haimster productions. The films finances are being put up by my mother. Thank you very little. C. Haim |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:26:09 PM |
| 7879 : Mickie Markson, Star |
| Yes, fans, it's me, Mickie Markson, and I know you're dying to know of my recent movie activitis including the one I just shot this past week called "Fist-Pounding Love" I did with Billy Fortzano and Little William Shucker in West Hollywood. We also plan on an elegant ENEMA SERIES, inwhich we take lots of different drug combos and then give ourselves and friends steaming hot enemas with wine, coffee and various acids. Some assholes just can't take it. Did anyone get to my last feature film there in the Castro called "One Night of Felching"? Great film. Keep sending the checks and drugs. Thanks! Mickie |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:26:14 PM |
| 7880 : |
| why is diamond's band called 'salty the pocketknife'??? that's a really faggotty name for a band. did he come up with the word 'salty' because diamond liked to swallow salty loads? diamond, please let us know what is up with that. |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:38:56 PM |
| 7881 : Shitty the Pocketworm |
| THAT SHITTY WEB SITE FOR THAT SHITTY MOTHER FUCKING BAND DELETED MY psot!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEM HOS!!!! I DECLARE WAR!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE CENSORSHIP!!!!!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:47:06 PM |
| 7882 : gay belding |
| dustin diamond doesn't want his band's website to be gay, like his guestbook here? that's weird. i would think he'd be able to sell more albums if his band adopted queer themes. |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:53:53 PM |
| 7883 : Zack |
| THAT'S GODDAMN RIGHT, FELLOW GOO-GURGLER!!!!!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 12:13:33 AM |
| 7884 : Salty the Pocket Snake |
| "Salty the Pocket Knife" is actually Dustin's pet name for his penis. His penis has a salty flavor and is arched at a weird angle resembling a small pocket knife. I know this because Screech was the first stud ever to route my boy-arse. He was 12, I was 5. Backstage at the SBTB studio, Dusty violated my smooth boy-flesh. I'm now 43, and I still love to pump my fist to SBTB re-runs until my eggs are scrambled and my streched out arsehole smells like bong water. Just last week, I hooked Dustin's man-breasts up to a car battery. The more I shocked his pert nipples, the harder he sucked my mancockamus. After I carved a pentagram into his back and peed on it, he devoured an aborted fetus and regurgitated back onto my throbbing knob. It was the hardest I've ever came and I farted on him also. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 12:16:02 AM |
| 7885 : Fagbusters |
| WISCONSIN IS SO GAY. GRANDMA BEAVIS' APARTMENT SMELLED LIKE RANK PISS AND MADE ME THROW UP OUTSIDE. THE AMISH DO LIVE IN WISCONSIN. JESUS DOESN'T RULE. HE KILLS. THE HONKY TONK MAN RULES. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 12:31:13 AM |
| 7886 : Amish Faggot |
| It's all true my friends. All true. The only thing to do in Wisconsin is listen to Polka renditions of Salty the Pocketknife and jerk to Dustin's pepperoni man-nipples. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:36:30 AM |
| 7887 : Bastard |
| The Salty the Pocketknife CD has a song called "Rim Goblin" on it!!! I'm not making this up!! I nearly shit my pants laughing at that one! What a bunch of stupid no-talent cunts! The singer sounds like a retarded dolphin with electrodes hooked on it's dolphin-sack! Dude. Dustin. You fucking suck, my compadre. I can't wait until you O.D. and die lonely and poor and laying in a homeless man's vomit. Fuck you. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 02:41:30 AM |
| 7888 : Kool Keith |
| "...I would love...to make love...to a little baboon. That's one of my favorite fetishes! Lick that alligator!" |
| 22nd June 2004 - 03:22:54 AM |
| 7889 : Dode Schlarper |
| FFFFAAAARRRRRTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 07:33:12 AM |
| 7890 : Salty Shithead |
| Did someone write the name MOGO? MO GO???? some nitwit!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 10:25:17 AM |
| 7891 : Amish Ann |
| Hey guys! It's true. There's a lot of Amish in Wisconsin! I personally would like to put blue cheese on Dub D's poop chute and somehow make a lovely dressing for a salad I'll be enjoying later. In Wisconsin we don't know how to spell acquire. Or restaurant. Or etiquette. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 11:18:31 AM |
| 7892 : Amish Culo |
| Hello to everyone concerning this neonazi group called move america forward or something like that: But DUstin, did you know::::: """""""""""""" I don't know about liberals or conservatives, but all of this bullshit you propose was also the major force behind Hitler and his movement, and geez, I don't need to write about THAT, now do I? You cannot be that forgetful? Ofcourse We don't like Michael Moore, BECAUSE we'd prefer to have Fantasy over Reality; we'd prefer to fuel our patriotic 'tanks' with greed and world domination, brought about by a Texas rich white trash guy and his power hungry slum family. What the hell! With Move America Forward by going back about four miles seems like a REAL CHECK ON REALITY. Do not forget: my vote cancels yours!! Looking forward to seeing some great movies this weekend... See you there, you spineless neo-nazi shitheads. Best, CULO HEAVEN |