| 23rd June 2004 - 10:52:24 AM |
| 7928 : Screech\'s Starfish |
| ....\|/ ....-O- ..../|\ Ream this |
| 23rd June 2004 - 12:42:27 PM |
| 7929 : alyssa wyse |
| Thats cool that you got to play in the tv series Saved By the Bell. I LUV that show i watch it everyday. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 01:52:48 PM |
| 7930 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Dustin! I've just finished shaving my bulging nutsack on the off chance that you might fancy a pair of 'Arabian Goggles'! How about it??? Or how about I send you the cheese that collected on my razor so you can have it on some toast? Them's good eatin'!!! PS it's good to see that the STPK forum is queering up nicely!!! |
| 23rd June 2004 - 01:56:16 PM |
| 7931 : Melanie |
| Dustin, Dustin, Dustin!!! I love your show. It is my favorite show in the whole wide world. I watch it almost everyday. You are so, so, so cute!!!!!!! You are the Best in Saved by the Bell. I luv the way you act. Best Wishes, Melanie |
| 23rd June 2004 - 02:14:18 PM |
| 7932 : Screech\'s Starfish |
| help me - my owner keeps putting all kinds of things inside me and I hurt all over - please send help |
| 23rd June 2004 - 02:52:48 PM |
| 7933 : Jack Fodder |
| Hey all you homos! I got a DIY project for you. I tried it yesterday and it works great. I simply bought a blow-up doll(brunette, teen model), and put an afro wig and a Humpty-esque fake nose on it(along with neon zubaz pants just for effect). Then I wired the doll to a tape recorder, so every time I penetrate one of it's greased cavities is says "Zoiks"! Even the shape of the mouth and facial expression seem to say "Zoiks! Keep routing my arsehole! Pee on me!" |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:01:51 PM |
| 7934 : Screech\'s Starfish |
| that's a great idea Jack - than people will leave me alone - I've been stretched out so many times that I look like a pink ballon that's got just enough air to puff up a little. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:02:10 PM |
| 7935 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| It's great that this page has really queered up recently, but I am still noticing a high number of Dutch people posting here thinking that this is actually Dustin's site. WHAT'S THE FUCKING MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE??? ARE YOU ALL TOO STONED TO REALISE???? CHRIST!!!! |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:07:18 PM |
| 7936 : Salty the Pocketpussy |
| Who was picked to play the bear in FART PATROL, anyway? John Goodman or Ice Cube? John Goodman really needs work. Also, he's a big fatass. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:19:28 PM |
| 7937 : John Goodman |
| Lustin and Pull My Finger- great work on the STPK board! You are a great bunch of dode schlarpers! |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:40:32 PM |
| 7938 : Dustin |
| Hey, guys. This is just... this is just great... the support I'm getting. Let me share an intimate moment from my diary: July 12, 1989- I'm so exited(sic)! Today I was masterbaiting(sic) in my room when my brother walked in!! How embarasying(sic)!! I thought he would laff(sic) or make fun of me but he just walked to teh(sic) bed and sat domn, admiring my young, clenched buttocks. I always looked up to him. "Don't worry, it's perfectly normal", he said. His blue eyes looked so sinsere(sic). He began to casually run his fingers up and down my thye(sic). "Heck, even I do it", he said. "Really? You?" I asked, "All the time". He cauht(sic) me by suprise as he began tugging on my balls. "Isn't this sort of...wrong?" "Oh, Dusty, who's to say what's right or wrong in this crazy world?" he said as he slipped a finger or two inside me. At first it hurt, but as my anis(sic) started to lubricate itself, the pleasure became overwhelming. I felt like I was becomeing(sic) a real man. We took turns blowing eatch(sic) other |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:45:46 PM |
| 7939 : Dustin |
| (continued) until we heard mom's car pull up in hte(sic) driveway. It was just so exillerating(sic) to be getting off on something so forbiddin(sic)! Tonight I'm going to sneak into his room and try on a pair of those goggles he told me about. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:49:50 PM |
| 7940 : Gay Zack |
| WOW - after reading this story I found myself putting a few fingers up my ass and giving myself a dirty sanchez so I could say "AYE CARUMBA" |
| 23rd June 2004 - 03:58:11 PM |
| 7941 : Gay Zack |
| WOW - after reading this story I found myself putting a few fingers up my ass and giving myself a dirty sanchez so I could say "AYE CARUMBA" |
| 23rd June 2004 - 04:03:17 PM |
| 7942 : Gay Zack |
| WOW - I blew my load all over the moniter - thanks Dunstin for keeping it real gay for us |
| 23rd June 2004 - 05:02:55 PM |
| 7943 : Janice Wallington |
| omg you guys schreech plz stop makeing buttrape j okes ok its not funy some ok some ppl actualy do get sodomozized evry nite by there dad ok not me but my frnd and u should stop makeing the ok jokes wit teh buttrape |
| 23rd June 2004 - 05:12:41 PM |
| 7944 : Schlomo Erotic |
| This shit is wonderful. If Dustin Diamond had a time machine, he'd sue Lenny Bruce. Dustin you are a tool. Why are you so sexy? |
| 23rd June 2004 - 05:47:52 PM |
| 7945 : Gay A.C. Slater |
| Zack- you can give YOURSELF a Dirty Sanchez?!?! This I have to see. Meet me in the locker room later, preppie. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 06:00:14 PM |
| 7946 : |
| drippings with the fart sauce and butter onto my nipplers when we will make sex with the gay sex boogers and also i am from the switzerland |
| 23rd June 2004 - 06:10:02 PM |
| 7947 : |
| and also i am amish and yes also gay fart |