| 24th June 2004 - 12:54:07 PM |
| 7968 : Baxter Guilfoyle |
| Dude! I loved you as "Skippy" on Just The Ten Of Us! You rock! |
| 24th June 2004 - 04:30:42 PM |
| 7969 : Schlomo |
| They can delete our psot!!!1s, but they can never take our GAYNESS! We all know Dustin loves man meat and Mario's chicken taquito. I wanna spray man sauce up Screech's stankhole so bad! |
| 24th June 2004 - 04:36:37 PM |
| 7970 : Schlomo |
| Don't forget to post a review of the STPK album on Amazon. Let potential buyers know that Dustin is ashamed of his sexuality. Spread the gospel as you would Screech's man-cheeks! Tell them all of the lust Dustin has in his heart for spicy manchiladas. |
| 24th June 2004 - 04:50:15 PM |
| 7971 : Happy goLucky |
| Screech has some goddamned issues, what a pricktease. |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:21:10 PM |
| 7972 : Rim Goblin |
| Dustin is about as straight as a pig's tail. Just ask any pig with a gaping, saucy pig-hole. |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:29:58 PM |
| 7973 : Fagbusters |
| THIS KIND OF SHIT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF MISTER BELDING WAS IN THE BAND. |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:32:33 PM |
| 7974 : Grandma Beavis |
| That's exactly right, Busters. Now get back to munching grandpa's sphincters! |
| 24th June 2004 - 05:48:18 PM |
| 7975 : Fagbusters |
| GRANDPA'S DEAD. THAT'S YOUR TERRITORY, BITCH. |
| 24th June 2004 - 06:08:49 PM |
| 7976 : |
| THATS FUNNY POO! |
| 24th June 2004 - 06:19:06 PM |
| 7977 : Rimjob McMasterface |
| Where the hell is Corey Haim? Has production on FART PATROL been postponed due to budget concerns? Did they blow the money on smack and whores? Did John Goodman get too much into his role and maul them to death and eat their remains? Corey, we are frightened! Are you wearing clean underwear, schnukums? |
| 24th June 2004 - 06:58:23 PM |
| 7978 : Fagbusters |
| THERE IS A DISTURBING CONNECTION TO BE MADE BETWEEN DUSTIN DIAMOND, DENNIS HASKINS, ANDY DICK, FRED SCHNEIDER OF THE B-52's, LITTLE RICHARD, AND CHARLES NELSON REILLEY. THIS REVELATION MAY VERY WELL CAUSE YOUR BRAINS TO IMPLODE. |
| 24th June 2004 - 07:08:51 PM |
| 7979 : Fagbusters |
| THE HONKY TONK MAN ROCKS. |
| 24th June 2004 - 07:19:21 PM |
| 7980 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Looky here, lil' dogies. I got my leather chaps on an' ain't nuthin' much else but a smile. A vertical smile, iff'n y'all know whut I'm talkin' about. It's my ass crack. Talkin' 'bout my ass crack. Who in here want's to rassle? I'll lasso ya real good and make ya munch my southwestern egg-roll! Giddy up! THE HONKY TONK MAN DOTH RULE |
| 24th June 2004 - 07:26:44 PM |
| 7981 : Fagbusters |
| YEAH!!! FUCK YEAH!!! |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:05:04 PM |
| 7982 : Gay Zack |
| I need Slater man burrito with creamy sauce just to help me forget about the evils of the gay bashers on STPK |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:08:03 PM |
| 7983 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Oh, you wanna bring it on, Fagbusters? I'll give ya a thick 'n hearty helpin' of ma corn fed ding-a-ling! I'll show ya the cowboy way to punch a donkey! YEE-HAW! You ain't never had no Tex-Mex Dirty Sanchez from a real life Rough Rider, huh boy? It's like ma's black bean salsa droppin' right on yer pie-hole! Giddy up! THE HONKY TONK MAN DROPS THE BIGGEST LOADS |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:30:59 PM |
| 7984 : Huff No Gasoline |
| Okay, Screech, I'll give you one pointer and it's as much as I'm willing to help. The strings go E-A-D-G. And you can remember this by saying: Eat Anus, Dustin's Grandma Good luck, dickweed. |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:52:42 PM |
| 7985 : |
| Schreech, you are as queer as a 3 dollar bill. |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:05:37 PM |
| 7986 : Fagbusters |
| UMM... THE HONKY TONK MAN'S FROM TENNESSEE... DON'T THINK TEX-MEX BLACK BEAN SALSA REALLY APPLIES. BUT I'M SURE THE BIGGEST LOADS CLAIM IS PROBABLY TRUE. |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:11:34 PM |
| 7987 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Some o' the best Tex-Mex is made right here in Tennessee! An' you ain't never tasted ma's black bean salsa, neither! THE HONKY TONK LOADS ARE THE SUBJECT OF MUCH TRADITIONAL FOLKLORE! |