| 27th June 2004 - 05:59:45 AM |
| 8041 : yuri |
| hello amercian pigfuckers i have jsut retruned from my tour of your untied statess. I am benig very pleased with the largwe amounts of the homosexulaity that I am seeing in ur country. sadlyt i am not fucjking many poeple in ass but i am running into mario lopez in west hoolywod restroom and giving him the ;arge slab of prime albanian beef...IN HIS ASS!!! i am also demonstrated to him the 'rusian trombone" i enjoy yur cuntry vrey much but i am gladd to be back in my homeland and having retruned to my backwodds log cabin. now i must go and insert one of the 'slaty the pucketnife' cd that i buyed into my goood frend dmitri!s ass. |
| 27th June 2004 - 06:11:13 AM |
| 8042 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Honky Tonk Man - I'd love to go 'down south' on you some time!!!!!!! I'd love to see your Foghorn Leghorn!!!!!! Hows about I cum on down to pay you a visit and we try recreating the rape scene from 'Deliverance'? I'll bring my Dustin mask for added erotic effect!!! Corey - FART PATROL sounds great, but could you please include a few steamy sex scenes involving Dustin and your good self? I can just imagine seeing it on the big screen, surreptitiously jacking off whilst watching your faces contort in ecstasy...something like that would really appeal to your queer fanbase!!! |
| 27th June 2004 - 12:03:10 PM |
| 8043 : neil |
| screech, i saw the movie 'dodgeball' yesterday. have u seen it? ben stiller and vince vaughn star in it. at one point, they go to a bar called 'The Dirty Sanchez'! and there was a painting on the front of the bar of a woman with a little 'mustache'! it was pretty funny, but it would have been better if a picture of u with your little beard and a 'mustache' had been painted on the front of the bar!!!!!! i would have spanked my penis in the theatre if i had seen that!!!! |
| 27th June 2004 - 01:49:10 PM |
| 8044 : Jesus |
| Hey guys! Don't forget that I died for your sins. Stop fucking each other in the ass and get down on your knees and fucking pray! There's nothing more beautiful than a man down on his knees... if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Peace out. Kick it. |
| 27th June 2004 - 03:03:46 PM |
| 8045 : Corey Haim |
| Lustin, this is not at all a homo movie. Dustin and I are looking forward to academy awards next spring. Today I got my little brother to dress in a shit costume and chase rudy "dustin" across a field while yelling fart patrol! Does that sound gay to you? I think not! PEACE C. HAIM |
| 27th June 2004 - 03:54:37 PM |
| 8046 : Dustin |
| He's absolutley right. I like to keep my private life completely seperate from my professional life. The operation was a success, with only mild complications. The surgeon forgot to anesthetize ma and I could feel the entire excruciating process and could smell the burning anal tissue during the laser part. But the ovaries are in there and I only need about a months recooperation and I intend to keep working on FART PATROL the entire time. Thank God I finally got a colostopy bag to replace the sloppy bed pan, which would have to be replaced regularly as I would fill it with pee pee and poo poo and wads of hot Screech sauce. Mark-Paul and mario have a hell of a time with the excratory receptacle. They take turns chewing holes in the bag and fucking the rubbery shit-sack. It causes painful infections and has diseased my kidneys with an unidentifiable growth, but it's so hot to see those two get off on my Screech sewage, so it's well worth the adverse effects. I'll keep you posted! TTFN! |
| 27th June 2004 - 04:27:48 PM |
| 8047 : Mark-Paul Goselaar |
| Good news, gays! The FOX network is considering yours truly to host two new reality series for this fall's line-up! Please keep me in your prayers. I need this work to support my hungry ass-babies. "Spousal Abuse Island" and "Who Wants To Marry A Retard" will either be hosted by me(oh pretty please!) or Whoopie Goldberg. I thought she was dead. |
| 27th June 2004 - 05:16:18 PM |
| 8048 : Corey Haim |
| Hey all, a relaxing day off today with very little shooting on fart patrol being done. Dustin and I sat around drinking ice tea and farting on my dog today. It was sweet. We reminisced about the week of shooting and about all the great scenes we caught on tape. The next week is going to be grueling, and we are planning on needing some extras! If anyone can be in toronto this week you can be in a mega hit movie AND get a free peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Let me know how many can make it. Ill send down the short bus so you all feel at home! PEACE C. HAIM |
| 27th June 2004 - 05:36:52 PM |
| 8049 : Gramp\'s Lamps |
| Great Site! Thank-you! http://grampslamps.com |
| 27th June 2004 - 06:54:19 PM |
| 8050 : Chachi |
| Chach back on watch! Im always interested to see all the fake chach posts while Im away. Good to see that the double dog is making the big bucks on his way to the top of the entertainment world! This board seems to be going well except for the lame asses that post ridiculously long messages that have nothing to do with the double dog. For those that do that realize that no one reads them, its just a nusiance to have to scroll past them. Everyone will be glad to here that DA CHACH is also on watch on the pocketknife board. Im annoyed that they have deleted some messages without me getting to see them. I think if it weren't for this board they would have no posts at all. Keep up the good work. CHACH ON WATCH!!! DA CHACH |
| 27th June 2004 - 07:31:32 PM |
| 8051 : Fagbusters |
| AGREED. |
| 27th June 2004 - 08:06:32 PM |
| 8052 : Will |
| Fuckers you dumb fucks. |
| 27th June 2004 - 08:14:44 PM |
| 8053 : Dustin\'s Colostopy Bag |
| Please you are to be stoppings with the bag fuckerings! I leaky icky Screech sewage on you with the droppings of the poos! My shits are furry and I SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! Fart. In a bag. |
| 27th June 2004 - 08:23:27 PM |
| 8054 : Michael Jackson ( lover boy) |
| Hi people, I fucks little boys. I fuck men and I'm just a fucking sissy man. Dustin Diamond sucks assholes, I'll fuck him too. My sister Janet, fucks everyone, she's a fucking whoe and a little bitch. You know she was on stage with Justin Timberlake, when she mistakely show her tits. Now thats a slut. Anyway I will love to fuck a little boy, I will like to also share my bed with them. |
| 27th June 2004 - 09:47:49 PM |
| 8055 : |
| help |
| 27th June 2004 - 09:50:29 PM |
| 8056 : secret gay admirer |
| dustin, i discovered your website when i searched for 'fart in your mouth' on google.com! u obviously have a great sense of humor. i was laughing so hard at some of the posts i read here. is your homepage going to be your springboard back to superstardom? are you going to star in any big-budget movies anytime soon? keep up the good work. by the way, i noticed that your debut album has a song called 'rim goblin' - you just go too far with the comedy, man! |
| 27th June 2004 - 11:31:20 PM |
| 8057 : Rim Goblin |
| Michael Jackson: First of all, Double Diddy is a bit old for your taste. Your psot!!!1 was not funny. Michael Jackson jokes are pretty easy. Janet/Timberlake jokes are not up to par with the quality of this board! Go psot!!!1 on Jeff Foxworthy's board or some shit! |
| 28th June 2004 - 02:02:37 AM |
| 8058 : |
| kill me |
| 28th June 2004 - 08:35:44 AM |
| 8059 : Gay Zack |
| Don't forget to also review the SBTB DVDs on Amazon - make sure the terms spank material, arabian googles, felch, dirty sanchez, hot piece of ass, and glass bottom boat appear. |
| 28th June 2004 - 11:32:18 AM |
| 8060 : madi |
| YOu r so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |