| 02nd July 2004 - 01:00:35 PM |
| 8161 : Sick Boy |
| **************FROM_THE_FILES_OF_SICK_BOY*************** File No.00204957______"Poopsicle" January 12, 1996 What a day! It all started when I heard the familar bells of the ice cream man rolling up my street. I grabbed some change and hurried outside for a cold treat. I was awestruck as I approached the truck to see it wasn't the usual driver at all, but TV's Dustin "Screech" Diamond! I nearly fainted at the sight of the world famous superstar. "What's going on here," I inquired. "It's for charity," he explained,"They get a mega-celebrity to drive the truck. It's to raise money. For retards." What a great guy, I thought, such altruism. "Hey, slugger, if you want to help me out, I've got an extra ticket to the Counting Crows concert." Wow! The Counting Crows? Really? I excitedly hopped in the truck and Dustin sped away. I started to get confused when he parked in front of a Home Depot. (continued above) |
| 02nd July 2004 - 01:08:06 PM |
| 8162 : Sick Boy |
| "What are we doing here, Dusty?" He told me,"Just a little break." "But what about the retards?" I asked. "They'll be fine, why don't you make yourself comfortable, get out of those itchy clothes." It seemed harmless enough at the time, so I slipped out of my shirt and pants, leaving only my Power Rangers underoos. "That's better," Dustin said. "Why don't you lean over and grab an ice cream cone?" I did, but as I leaned against the cooler, I felt a clammy hand on my buttock. "Relax," said Dustin,"Just roll with it." I was embarrased and excited and scared all at once. I winced as I felt something very cold slide inside my vice-grip sphincters. "OOHHH" I moaned and jerked as waves of pleasure ran from my prostate up to my throat. The penetration intensified. (cont. above) |
| 02nd July 2004 - 01:17:39 PM |
| 8163 : Sick Boy |
| "You like that, don't you slugger?" questioned the talented iconoclast. I looked back to identify the object I was being sodomized with. It wasn't a popsicle at all, but rather a frozen peice of poo. "You like my poopsicle?" asked Dustin. I was too stunned to reply. By this time, my anus was splurting out a cocktail of blood and foam. "I want you to meet someone," Dustin said as he reached into one of the coolers and retreived a small retarded boy. "This is my favorite play toy." I have to admit, that little thing sure did look sexy, what with his sloped forehead and drool covered chin. "Nugha boogie foo!" the retard mumbled. "Ever play tag-team?" Dustin questioned. I knew exactly what he meant. I Inserted myself into Dustin's well-worn poot hole, and He inserted himself into the retarded boy. "Frooble bargle cous cous!" cried the boy. (cont. above) |
| 02nd July 2004 - 01:26:00 PM |
| 8164 : Sick Boy |
| I'll never forget the painful, bewildered grimace on the boy's face as Dustin reared back and ejaculated inside the retard's bowels. "ZOIKS!! I'M GONNA CUUMMM! ZZOOIIKS!" he exclamed while a blew his awesome load up the drooling boy's innards. As he came, his anus clenched my fertile young bone. I still had the poopsicle up me as I launched a giant wad of gooey man-strudel at Screech's colon. "Looks like we're ready to alt-soft-adult contemporary rock! Counting Crows, here we cum!" Dustin proclaimed, and all of us (except the retard) exploded with giggles. What a life. I saved my soiled underoos, the frozen poo-stick, and the retarded boy's leg brace as priceless reminders of that wonderful day |
| 02nd July 2004 - 03:20:52 PM |
| 8165 : Gay Retard |
| I just blew retard juice all over the moniter! |
| 02nd July 2004 - 04:53:07 PM |
| 8166 : Sick Boy |
| Don't read from top down, y'all. Starts at 8161. |
| 02nd July 2004 - 05:39:52 PM |
| 8167 : cornelija |
| helloooooooooo greetings from switzerland!!!! you now? kisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
| 02nd July 2004 - 05:45:21 PM |
| 8168 : FRAB |
| My Name Is... Shake-Zula, tha mic rula, tha old schoola ya wanna trip, I'll break it to ya Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop Meatwad, you're up next with ya knock-knock MEATWAD MAKE THA MONEY, SEE MEATWAD GET THA HONEYS, G DRIVIN' IN MY CAR LIVIN' LIKE A STAR ICE ON MY FINGAS AND MY TOES AND I'M A TAURUS "Cuz we are the Aqua Teens Make the homies say "Ho" make the girlies wanna scream! |
| 02nd July 2004 - 06:19:25 PM |
| 8169 : |
| NUMBER ONE IN THA 'HOOD, G! |
| 02nd July 2004 - 07:47:25 PM |
| 8170 : |
| http://sbtbnow.proboards18.com/index.cgi#general |
| 02nd July 2004 - 09:52:51 PM |
| 8171 : Cowboy Bob |
| I would like to shove Meatwad up Dustin's ass. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!1 |
| 02nd July 2004 - 11:28:35 PM |
| 8172 : South East Asia |
| Please leave MEATWAD out of this. |
| 03rd July 2004 - 03:37:24 AM |
| 8173 : Fagbusters |
| GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR THIS PRESERVATION OF THIS MOST PRECIOUS PIECE OF OUR VITAL HISTORY. THE GENERATIONS TO COME WILL GREATLY PRAISE THIS SELFLESS ACT OF BRAVERY. HOMOS. |
| 03rd July 2004 - 06:30:41 AM |
| 8174 : dmitri |
| hellos to you all i am wirting on behalf of my good friend yuri. he si in hsopital after we were watching dustin's chess video and we decdied to see how many chess piececs he could fit in his ass. he m,anaged 24 and is now having to have them surgicly removed. anyway he want me to rite and tell dsutin that his injuries will in no way affect his sexual potency, and that if dustni should ever tour albania he should visit us for gay love. i also wood be liking to say that i am also large fan of dustin an d wood like to have sex with him. during my time in albanian military i was nown as 'teh mule' becauses of my large manhood and am having sex with many of my comrades and horses also. i wood like to take a shit on dustin's chest whilst haveing intercourse with a fine albnanian ham which i would then make dustin eat. yum yum. |
| 03rd July 2004 - 12:22:11 PM |
| 8175 : gary \"the gimp\" |
| mr. diamond, yopu are a cocksucking fagget. i want to do you in the ass and then pull out and shoot my load all over your face and watch you lick your shit off my dick. i luv u!!!!!!!!! |
| 03rd July 2004 - 01:56:12 PM |
| 8176 : Brittany |
| Ya'll are sick ignorant people. I really don't give a damn who's gay (including Mr. diamond). Get a life and stop being such homo-phobs. By the way, this site has the cheapest graphics, and sucks also (save the puns for the word "sucks", I don't want to hear it). |
| 03rd July 2004 - 02:19:58 PM |
| 8177 : Fagbusters |
| GET WELL SOON, YURI, YOU RED FAGGOT. |
| 03rd July 2004 - 02:41:16 PM |
| 8178 : Happy goLucky |
| I bet Mario Lopez beat the shit out of his wife... that's why he's worthless and alone now. He might as well just grow the mullet back again. |
| 03rd July 2004 - 03:23:36 PM |
| 8179 : |
| mario lopez is sexy, especially when he wore the wrestling uniform and you could see he penis portruding from the front of his suit. He isnt as sexy as dustin tho. |
| 03rd July 2004 - 04:36:17 PM |
| 8180 : Happy goLucky |
| I'm just curious... what the fuck is the point of yourethemannowdog.com? |