03rd July 2004 - 08:56:27 PM |
8193 : Sick Boy |
I just Googled "michael moore is a fag," and the only sites on the search result were neo-nazi nigger lynching sites. Try again, Mr. Imperial Wizard of the Invisible Knights. David Duke doesn't rock. KRS rocks. THE HONKY TONK MAN ROCKS ALL NON-HACKERS! THE STREETS SHALL FLOW RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL FARTY PUSSY SMELLY HOLES! |
03rd July 2004 - 09:10:45 PM |
8194 : Brittany |
I meant to say beaten TO death, not beaten do death. I should be BEATEN TO DEATH by a starving, bloated West Virginian. And my labias HANG out of my shorts, not HAND out of my shorts. They HANG, and they swing to and fro according to the wind currents and humidity level. My labias resemble leathered alligator flesh. They don't just hang out of my Daisy Dukes, my labias even hang out of my capri-pants! Have you ever deep-fried four pounds of rancid balogna? THAT'S WHAT MY SNATCH LOOKS LIKE! WITH MORE INSECTS AND BACTERIAL GROWTH! I'M A WHORE AND MY SHITZ ARE FURRY AND I SUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!! |
03rd July 2004 - 09:16:32 PM |
8195 : Brittany |
Also, I would love to munch your poo-hole. I'll toss your salad if you pay my insurance. NO SCRUBS! |
03rd July 2004 - 09:30:29 PM |
8196 : OOP YLLEMS |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ELOH YSSUP YM NI TRAF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRAF TRAF YM NO EEP-EEP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAEH YSSUP YM NO PRUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GNOL THGIN LLA EM KOOHS UOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!55 EVIRD T'NAC I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EDAM TI TOG EDAM TI TOG EDAM TI TOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REHCAET ROF TOH M'I |
03rd July 2004 - 09:35:30 PM |
8197 : Carl the Neighbor |
FRICKIN' AWESOME! |
03rd July 2004 - 10:50:50 PM |
8198 : The REAL Brittany |
Hey you sick perverts.I am the chick that posted the first time. Ya'll are perverted damn people who, I am willing to bet, are covered in pimples and have never had any sex that didn't involve hand lotion,or, a blow up doll. Get a life and stop being so stupid. |
03rd July 2004 - 11:24:01 PM |
8199 : Sick Boy |
Brittany, please squeeze this big fat zit that is throbbing on my balls! POP THAT MOTHERFUCKER! I didn't notice it until You posted so defiantly! YOU ARE A STUPID, BLEEDING CUNT! |
03rd July 2004 - 11:32:35 PM |
8200 : Sick Boy |
Take an English class. It's spelled Y'ALL! As in 'you all' shortened. Brittany, I wish I was your teacher. I'd make your poo-hole swallow platypi. Brittany you should eat felch and choke on poo poo fart chunks farting pussy hole stank mcfartstinktser butthole fart crevice mctaster. |
03rd July 2004 - 11:38:29 PM |
8201 : Fagbusters |
ROCK ON, MISTER SICK. THIS BROAD NEEDS A SPECULUM IN HER ASSHOLE. |
04th July 2004 - 12:00:36 AM |
8202 : Brittany |
someone pucker me stank hole |
04th July 2004 - 12:15:32 AM |
8203 : Brittany |
please let me felch someone with a krazy straw |
04th July 2004 - 07:18:30 AM |
8204 : Fagbusters |
I NEVER NAILED THAT FESTERING BROAD... BUT I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO DID! IT WAS NIGHT TIME, AND THE BREEZE WAS BLOWING THROUGH THE FIELDS, AS THIS LADY WAS ON HER KNEES AMIDST THE BLOWING GRASS, HER HANDS TIEDS TO HER ANKLES, BARE-ASSED TO THE NINES. WHEN WHAT SHOULD APPEAR FROM BEHIND, BUT A PROUDLY UNFURLED ERECT PENIS, A VEINY AND ARISTOCRATIC MONSTROSITY WITH TOTAL INTENT ON RUPTURING THE INTESTINES OF THIS FAIR LADY WITH A VENGEANCE THAT WOULD MAKE THE GODS WEEP WITH PITY. AS THE SNOT-COVERED VICTIM BELOW STARED OFF INTO THE NIGHT SKY, PONDERING HER CERTAIN DOOM, ONE MIGHTY THRUST FROM THE MEMBER BEHIND HER SEALED THAT FATE. THROWING HER NEAR-LIFELESS BODY ABOUT LIKE A RAG DOLL, THE BODY ATTACHED TO THIS NOBLE PENIS CAME CLOSER AND CLOSER TO TURNING HER INNARDS INTO AN EJACULATE POLLOCK. AND WHEN THIS MOMENT FINALLY ARRIVED... -SMASH!- (CONTINUED...) |
04th July 2004 - 07:24:55 AM |
8205 : Fagbusters |
AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR CRUSHED AGAINST THE CRANIUM OF THE VILE BITCH, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY LOST ALL CONSCIOUSNESS AS WAVE AFTER WAVE OF WHITE-HOT SEMEN COATED HER RECTUM LIKE THE BLACK PLAGUE. BEHOLD YOUR HERO... THE HONKY TONK MAN! AND HIS INNOVATIVE SEXUAL MANUEVER... THE HONKY TONK PUNCH! |
04th July 2004 - 08:05:04 AM |
8206 : Lustin |
The Honky Tonk man should have ripped that dumb bitch's eye out and given her a good ol' southern-style skullfucking |
04th July 2004 - 08:13:59 AM |
8207 : Mario Lopez |
Hey mang! What choo all talkin shit about mah man Dustin foe, ese? I cut you so fast you won't even know what happened, mang! You pieces a shit!!! I hope Dustin comes along and rapes you all in the muhfuckin ass wid his big ole 15" inch man-burrito, just like he used to do to me during Saved by the Bell! You muhfukas gone dieee!!!!! My mullet owns you!! And by the way muhfuckas, Ali Landry only left me because she walked in on me whlie I was suckin Mark-Paul Gosselaar's big chunky ding-dong! Dat ho ain't no good!! |
04th July 2004 - 10:57:54 AM |
8208 : Lustin |
Some good jack-off fodder here, Dustin looks almost unbelievably gay - http://www.joeyedmonds.com/artists/dhaskins2.jpg It alo looks like Belding is anally penetrating Lark Voorhies and saying 'look ma, no hands' |
04th July 2004 - 01:41:24 PM |
8209 : Fuck you |
Happy 4th of July, you motherfuckers. |
04th July 2004 - 02:10:47 PM |
8210 : Happy goLucky |
Wow. That's one of the worst pictures ever. I think I'm gonna go blow my brains out. |
04th July 2004 - 02:16:53 PM |
8211 : The Patriot Act |
The Patriot Act is gonna lock all you terrorists up! |
04th July 2004 - 03:43:36 PM |
8212 : The Patriot Act |
The Patriot Act takes no prisoners! Unless we don't like you, that is! |