| 05th July 2004 - 12:50:42 PM |
| 8228 : Sick Boy |
| The ladies of "Saved by the Balls" had a girl-group called "Hot Sundae." Someone think of a repulsive act of sexual deviance, and call it "Hot Sundae." Like maybe if you smear peanut butter on your taint and balls whilst pooing in Dustin's mouth, that's a "Hot Sundae." |
| 05th July 2004 - 01:06:09 PM |
| 8229 : Cowboy Bob |
| Daym boy! I hope you gived that long-hairded, gittar-strummin' summbitch a good ol' southern-style rump-wranglin' he ain't never gone forget!!! |
| 05th July 2004 - 01:31:35 PM |
| 8230 : |
| WHEW DOGGIES! |
| 05th July 2004 - 02:18:48 PM |
| 8231 : Mario Lopez |
| The fuching puro. I fuching cut hing. He won't gobble at me no more, homes. HEY VATOS! I'LL FUCHING CUT YOU BEETCH! What is in the fuck wrong with those pandehos at saltythepocketknife.com? I'll fuching cut them. SOMBREROS! I'll fuching give Brittany a fuching donkey punch and make her chew menudo out of my spicy man-hole, vato. I'll fuching drop sour cream on her steenky soft taco. Tuna taco. You know what I'm saying, homes? I'll fuching cut you, mang. You are lucky my cousin is not here. He's fuching tinting windows for .25 an hour, essay. I'm wearing a hair net too. Quesadillas, G! SOMBREROS! |
| 05th July 2004 - 02:48:21 PM |
| 8232 : Mario Lopez\'s Cousin Raul Juan Carlo San Hair-net |
| The fuching chicken. I told hing, "Don't fuching gobble at me, puro." He fuching started again with the fuching gobble gobble and I fuching cut hing. I cut hing! I fuching got chicken blood on my hair net and I cut hing. So what's up then, essay? I'll cut you, mang. Are jew fuching looking at my chica, homes? ARE JEW FUCHING LOOKING AT MY CHICK, DOG? The fuching chicken went gobble gobble at my chick and look what happened to hing. He got cut, homes. Jew can get cut too, essay. I'm not fuching playing around with jew. I'm fuching loco and you don't know me dog. TACOS! DE MAN-BURRITO ES EL QUESA GORDITA, HOMES. TACOS! In conclusion, I'll fuching cut jew real good and are jew looking at my chick? |
| 05th July 2004 - 04:13:39 PM |
| 8233 : Pooter Meat |
| Dustin, I want to hook your harless nipple-buttons up to a car battery, tug on your scrotum and give you a "Hot Sundae!" You stupid no-talent has-been faggot. I fucking love you! I want to rape your pretty face! I want to smear you with a bucket of Fiona Apple's runny sewer leakage, and force you to eat a month's worth of used condoms harvested from the floors of rest ares. Has anyone seen that video of Fiona Apple pooing and jerking off with the tampon butters? It's a Dustin Diamond production. MAN ITS HOT! You wouldn't think that such an anorexic skank could poo that much, but man she poos for like two whole hours and is sticking things up her cooter at the same time! |
| 05th July 2004 - 04:21:48 PM |
| 8234 : Laci Peterson |
| FUCKER MY STEENKY ROTTING ARSE! I'M FUCKING DEAD! YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY THAT I'M DEAD? JUST BECAUSE I'M A DECOMPOSING, MAGGOT-INFESTED CORPSE DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULDN'T HAVE THE MAN-DICK-FART FUCKING BURRITO SAUCE SPRAYED INTO MY OCULAR CAVITY> FARTS. |
| 05th July 2004 - 04:29:33 PM |
| 8235 : Twyla 16 |
| You fuckers can't steal my name. i typed that in the morning when i was in a good mood. now i'm just pissed. you damn monkey cunts!!! |
| 05th July 2004 - 04:42:35 PM |
| 8236 : President Sick Boy |
| Twyla, after thoroughly analysing your recent condition, and in light of your previous statements, my thoughts are as follows: Go fuck yourself. Opinions are like assholes... everybody has one and I want to shove my fist in them. SICK BOY IS THE MOST TWISTED SCUMBAG ON THE INTERNET! SICK BOY FOR PRESIDENT! ELECT SICK BOY AND V.P. RUNNING MATE HONKY TONK MAN IN '04! SICK IS SICKER THAN SICK! JUST ASK ATTORNEY GENERAL FAGBUSTERS! |
| 05th July 2004 - 05:14:03 PM |
| 8237 : Twyla 16 |
| 16 is a good age. To be a slut. I'll toss your salad if you buy me an egg-a-muffin. I love to prod man-holes with my tongue! Even when I'm "pissed," if there's an ass to lick, my face lights up and I start to salivate. Someone find something to jam up my filthy lil' cooter-hole! I've been so viciously penetrated in each of my holes that the wall of flesh seperating my vagina from my anus is starting to wear away, thus forming one gaping hole. It's perfect for the times that I make my dog eat crunchy-style peanut butter out of it. Who has a dry f-hole? I can fix that in a hurry... |
| 05th July 2004 - 05:35:04 PM |
| 8238 : |
| diamond, do you like fast food? i've got a nice big 'whopper' i'd like you feed you. i'll insert my whopper in your ass, instead of your mouth. it comes with a special sauce you moght like to swallow. |
| 05th July 2004 - 07:25:50 PM |
| 8239 : Slim Jim, Dime-a-Dozen |
| Hello Fat Man in Korea, I've got to admit that you have some serious mental problems over this eating. I cannot imagine a Korean pizza myself, having had a pizza in Viet Nam that caused me serious gas problems, some stomach parasites called Wormilites, seeing slightly double for more than four hours, and wishing I had just kicked the bucket. Your problem is much worse. You must have one of those inverted cocks that are twisted so they APPEAR to be climbing into your asshole but really are not, and the fact that you are obese doesn't help this at all. First things first: I'd recommend that you do some jelqing only on certain days when you can remember to do it. For example, try it only on Sunday at church. I had a friend who would jelq during a High Mass and somehow get into one of those confession boxes and really go at it. He said that got him a major strong pecker although he didn't think he got much bigger for all of this work. I know another friends who does food services for American Airlines, and while preparing the food trays to be served in flight, he could put the food on the trays with one hand and have the other hand jelqing him off, with only a few times he SHOT his rocks onto the food trays, but didn't both to do anything about it, since he knew the sperm is protein. You might want to think about high colonics or at last two hot coffee enemas a day, just to get the weight down, and during these colonics or enemas, just go to it, hand on cock. Another idea and this one is very thorough and appreciated by those who are grossly overweight and are called LARD ASS by the public at all times of night or day: have an operation and have both your cock and balls removed. It seems drastic, but with YOUR weight, who cares since you cannot find your penis much of the time, and no one else can. I have a friend who had this operation and loves the fact that taking a leak is now so easy, and he doesn't worry any more about jelqing or anything related to male spurts. I hope some of this information is of help. Let me know. |
| 05th July 2004 - 07:27:06 PM |
| 8240 : |
| i just love to eat poop sometimes. omg. |
| 05th July 2004 - 07:40:42 PM |
| 8241 : |
| One of my greatest fantasies would to have sex with my father. Sucking his huge cock, then letting him ravage my virgin ass hole. I can feel my warm man-hole opening right now, waiting for some big hairy sweaty stinky man to stick his huge throbbing cock in it. Would anyone here like to have cyber sex with me? I'd like to see some pictures of big hairy men masturbating, or having sex. Oh, I'd just love to suck off my dad and 2 of his friends at once. Letting my father fuck me in the ass, while i sucked off his best friend. Then to have the other one come up and fuck me at the same time. Oh god, I can feel my asshole swelling with glee right now. Someone fuck me, I swallow. |
| 05th July 2004 - 07:45:15 PM |
| 8242 : Twyla 16 |
| Alright ass monkeys if you're just gonnamake fun of my post then you can die. by the power of Floyd you all shall die a painfull, rectal infected death. tee hee, rectal. i guess i cant find any single serving friends here. damn. |
| 05th July 2004 - 08:34:21 PM |
| 8243 : Twyla 16 |
| oh ya, i'm not 16 you damn monkey rapers. i'm 15 and if any of you know who Floyd is, or what single serving friends came from then type and i'll vote you in for pres. as long as it's not pres. sic boy. tee hee. FLOYD rules |
| 05th July 2004 - 10:15:51 PM |
| 8244 : neil |
| dustin, I want to give you a hot beef injection in your brown pipe. i heard that you'll enjoy great anal pleasure if you insert jalapeno peppers up there. is that true? i've never tried it myself. have you ever sat down naked on the gear shift knob in a stick shift car? i herd that's fun to do. |
| 05th July 2004 - 10:38:15 PM |
| 8245 : Princess Peussie |
| Hi, Turds! |
| 06th July 2004 - 03:29:08 AM |
| 8246 : Lustin |
| Good to see that this guestbook is still pushing back the boundaries of perversion! Reading it makes my ding-a-ling tingle! Dustin would be proud! Speaking of which, my poot-chute is good 'n' puckered 'n' and ready to launch a couple of gallons of chunky liquid plop-plops all over Mr. Dustin Diamond's face! Coffee enemas work like a charm! ¡Muy caliente! |
| 06th July 2004 - 03:38:19 AM |
| 8247 : Fagbusters |
| SORRY, TOOTS, SICK BOY'S THE PRESIDENT AND I'M THE FUCKING POPE. YOU TAKE ONE STEP OUTSIDE OF THAT PLEBIAN PEABRAIN AND WE'RE GONNA CUFF YOU TIGHTER THAN A TERRORIST WEARING ARABIAN GOGGLES. WHICH GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, PATRIOT ACT! |