| 09th July 2004 - 10:57:17 AM |
| 8413 : Twyla 16 |
| i went to a wedding, this year, and after the initial wedding was a party. i went and got completley wasted. then i ended up smoking pot in front of my dad. i blew smoke in his face. after that i told five year olds to go up to their parents and call them cunt rags, i told them it meant bunny, and they did it. it was a great wedding |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:00:02 AM |
| 8414 : Evil Jess |
| Today I'm going to host a gang bang at my moms house, I hope they all don't have a problem about pissing and shitting on me. I want arabian goggles, spidermans, salad tossing and I wouldn't have a problem if anyone wanted to give me a dirty Sanchez, I hope to snort some coke off of penis and ass cracks, it should be a swinging good time. |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:05:23 AM |
| 8415 : Twyla 16 |
| i don't do coke. just pot. plus if i did all that my girlfriend would be pissed at me, or she'd want in on it. |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:17:57 AM |
| 8416 : Sick Boy |
| Your girlfriend will piss on you? That's pretty hot. My kind of gal. Hey let's all tell drug stories so everyone knows how cool we are. I recounted some anecdotes for everyone's amusement. You're a textbook case of the "I'm the only one in the world who does drugs and it makes me really cool" complex. Tell a story about getting peed on or peeing on another girl or putting something weird in your cooter. Then you'll get my respect. 8411 you are funny. |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:20:14 AM |
| 8417 : gothpunk481 |
| hey twyla who r u talkin about? me? |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:20:46 AM |
| 8418 : Sick Boy in love with Jesus |
| I thought that things had gotten corrupt in DC, but here at the Royal Court with Peussie training all of the bad boys herself...well, it's now out of control and nasty. I always thought of the Beloved God as one with very slight skid marks on his underpants, but NOW it's been proven that God is a SHE, and she is having a very very long "monthly problem"...thus all of the bloodshed throughout the world courtesy of a fastist govt trying to "liberate" the people of another country by trying to kill them. Dropping bombs on innnocent people and then saying DAMN< SORRRY....well Peussie rules with a tight fist and that is good...but watch out for Princess Fluff who just gets stranger by the hour, ask Gordo and Mojo as they take their sex-vows in Maria's Ass Temple. But I'm off to another Fisting Convention here in Miami, and put me on your prayer lists so that I can take it to the elbow and win a prize (this year it's a can of crisco, and NOT used). Greetings to you perverts, Johnny |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:26:06 AM |
| 8419 : Twyla 16 |
| my girlfriends asian and sexy. we make out and have fun when we're bored. i know i'm not the only one in the world that does drugs. the first time i smoked pot was with an ex boy friend. it was fun. we made out on some random persons yard. |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:36:27 AM |
| 8420 : Twyla 16 |
| hey sheryl, you're back? call my house. i'm bored, hurry!!! |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:37:01 AM |
| 8421 : gothpunk481 |
| what did fagbuster say when i called him an idiot |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:43:07 AM |
| 8422 : Sick Boy |
| You didn't call him an idiot, faggot. You called him an "idot". Please tell us all what the fuck an idot is. Translate from your primitive, pubescent redneck-speak. |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:43:23 AM |
| 8423 : |
| Twatla - if you want to be real cool you should eat a whole bunch of nutmeg like 5 tablespoons or more - it will make you trip out and hallucinate like mad crazy - do it and hang out with the mud people - do something cool for once in your life like maybe recieve a dirty sanchez and walk around in a upscale eatery or go to starbucks and order something with a shit mustache on |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:44:41 AM |
| 8424 : gothpunk481 |
| hey jess u smoke? |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:49:13 AM |
| 8425 : Jess |
| DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've told you that before. remember mike? first time i smoked was with him |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:49:59 AM |
| 8426 : gothpunk481 |
| hey sickboy im not a redneck im from new york yo ass wipe |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:50:30 AM |
| 8427 : |
| does Mike smoke cock? He sounds like he would do anything for a fix |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:50:52 AM |
| 8428 : Sick Boy |
| 8418 is obviously not me. I don't type like a Georgia monkey on lithium. gothpunk, will you take me to your school on bring a parent day? Then I'll show you little inbred fucks the true art of mayhem. Please type something unintentionally funny soon so we can laugh at your stupid NASCAR watching, horse fucking cousin fucker ass. Tell us about how you paint your fingernails black and attempt suicide on a regular basis. Remember, you fucking worthless waste of fetal tissue living abortion fuck, CUT DOWN YOUR ARM, NOT ACROSS. |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:55:35 AM |
| 8429 : Jess |
| it's down the river,not across the road. she's from new york. i'm from florida. georgia sucks ass. i'm not a goth. mike wouldn't do anytihng for a fix. he's selling now. i miss him. oh well. |
| 09th July 2004 - 11:56:40 AM |
| 8430 : SB |
| Yo, Asswipe! Jesus Christ gothpunk you never fail. YO, ASSWIPE! You're from New York? 9/11 was a tragedy. The most tragic part is that you weren't in one of those buildings! SICK BOY STRIKES HARD! YO ASSWIPE! Jess, I just jacked off trying to imagine you peeing on your Asian girlfriend and I came SO HARD! YO! ASSWIPE! You idots. |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:01:27 PM |
| 8431 : |
| when Mike gets arrested for selling and goes to prison - he's going to get his salad tossed so many ways it's making me drip pre-cum. Think of the ass pounding Mike will receive from a big black man named Bubba, Mike will be his bitch and will be pimped out to other dudes to play a train on him. That sounds sexy - maybe Mike will get some shitty tattoos like of a pot leaf - than he'll find God and renounce you and everyother person from his past. He'll still take it in the ass though- he found true love in Bubba - write a fucking poem about that shit |
| 09th July 2004 - 12:01:53 PM |
| 8432 : Jess |
| okay that was funny, i'll give it that much. i don't pee on her, i caress her. |