09th July 2004 - 03:17:56 PM |
8448 : |
have you ever threatened anyone with a broken JD bottle - maybe put a broken bottle to someones neck while at the mall - that is fucking punk rawk all the way - that's punker than liberty spikes set with elmers glue and safe-t pins through the nose |
09th July 2004 - 03:24:11 PM |
8449 : Twyla 16 |
sounds like fun. i've done safty pins through the lip. that was entertaining. as my classmates yell out what the hell are you doing. it didn't hurt though. |
09th July 2004 - 03:27:03 PM |
8450 : DOUBLE ANAL AGENT |
Pass this information along immediately to all field agents, office staff, and support personel, special attention to notification of male staff members. It has now been verified that a new radical splinter group has broken from the main group of the Zero Population Movement. This new group, calling itself simply "No More!" has started to conduct a campaign of domestic terrorism, aimed at reducing the human population of this planet. All staff are hereby advised to use extreme caution when using any public or semi-public restroom facilities, especially male staff members. A confirmed 172 cases of maiming have occurred, with 13 resulting in the death of the victim. Many more cases are pending confirmation. The "No More" group has designed an insidious device that they have been placing in the toilets in public restrooms across the nation. 6 have been found in limited access buildings. The devices consist of a straight razor, a springload mechanism, and a pressure senser. The devices are cleverly hidden underneath the rim of the toilet bowl, and are not visible except by close inspection from inside the space of the bowl. When a subject weighing over 120 pounds sits on the toilet, the pressure senser connected to the toilet seat activates within 5 to 12 seconds, causing the springloaded razor to sweep across the forward half of the toilet. This results in extreme trauma to, or complete severing from the body of the victims testicles. In 102 cases, this has also resulted in the loss or damage of between 6 and 54% of the victims penis. 3 female victims have also suffered minor lacerations. One to the buttocks, and two to the back of the thighs. Plans are being formulated to share this information with state and local law enforcement agencies as soon as it is feasable, without chancing widespread panic amongst the civilian population. Information gathered by the Detroit Field Office also indicates that plans are in the works to install these devices in private residences. Members of "No More" plan to install the devices while in the guise of service providers, such as plumblers. There is no evidence yet to indicate that this practice has yet started. Inform all staff soonest. Staff on their days off should be contacted at home. Every effort should be made to also contact staff on vacation, medical or disability leave, or any other leave of absence. I cannot stress strongly enough the danger that this poses. |
09th July 2004 - 03:37:29 PM |
8451 : Jess |
hey sick boy, can i take you up on the space violater thing now? |
09th July 2004 - 03:51:15 PM |
8452 : |
you sound in need of a good donkey punch, maybe some fierce fisting |
09th July 2004 - 04:13:55 PM |
8453 : Jess |
umm no i'll pass |
09th July 2004 - 04:30:06 PM |
8454 : gothpunk481 |
i don't know if we are leavin the house though now only 2 girls who are between the ages of 7 and 10 i hope they sleep early so we can talk about stuff they can't hear and we'll draw on them when they r sleepin' |
09th July 2004 - 04:33:27 PM |
8455 : |
looks like no cranking up New Found Glory and eating pot brownies for you skanks |
09th July 2004 - 04:36:08 PM |
8456 : Lustin |
Time to get this guestbook back on queer track - here's some hot Dustin news 'n' pix!!! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/board/nest/8187916 http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/aug/aug2/ddiamond_150x207.jpg http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/board/nest/9407905 http://www.ithaca.edu/buzzsaw/archive_ink7.htm |
09th July 2004 - 04:48:54 PM |
8457 : Gay Zack |
We need more queering up in here - I've gone into gay message boards to spread Dustin to them, but no one posts in those boards but gay porn ads - now don't get me wrong I love watching two men give each other a reach around, but I want to talk about Dustin queer fantasiesand it just isn't happening. I than went into a punk rock message board where you review cd's and I stated that Jordan from NFG loves the cock. I got bashed no one seems to care about my Dustin fantasies. |
09th July 2004 - 05:15:03 PM |
8458 : Neko cutie |
heyas peoples.kippie, are u a gay girl? if you are, im sorry i don't swing that way, but we can be friends!lets bounce! im gonna bounce, watch me bounce, here i go!this is fun!^-^ |
09th July 2004 - 05:21:41 PM |
8459 : Kippie |
I go both ways I'll bounce with you WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
09th July 2004 - 05:22:14 PM |
8460 : neko cutie |
hey guys. im a 14 year old girl. i don't know alot of stuff about ..... bad language. can anyone tell me what skeet means? |
09th July 2004 - 06:26:38 PM |
8461 : neko cutie |
hey kippie whats ur gender? *.* |
09th July 2004 - 06:30:17 PM |
8462 : Kippie |
Im a 16 year old girl ^_^ |
09th July 2004 - 06:35:25 PM |
8463 : Kippie |
I like video games, anime, pawing myself, boyz, the Clash, licking cooch, smoking cigarettes, you know cool teenage stuff |
09th July 2004 - 06:48:16 PM |
8464 : Gay Zack |
Fuck savedbythebellnow.com - I posted a few things in the forum that had absolutely no cussing or gay references with the exception of arabian goggles - which in the way it was used didn't sound bad and they deleted all my posts and they were all under different names! |
09th July 2004 - 08:07:21 PM |
8465 : Lustin |
Twyla - I've been thinking, and I think for your next act of daring, anti-establishment insurgence you should run, completely naked, into your local Gap and start flinging your own feces and period blood at the staff like some berzerk, feral monkey-child. Then, before the police arrive, give yourself a dirty sanchez and loudly declare yourself 'Lord High Shitheel Cuntqueen IV' before blowing your own brains out. |
09th July 2004 - 08:15:03 PM |
8466 : Harumi-chan |
Herro again Kippie-chan & Neko-chan!!! ^___^ I am Harumi-chan 15-yr-old from Osaka!! ^.^ I would still liking very much to sleep with u both!!! I also having many school-friends who would love to have lesbian relations with kawaii american girls!!! -_* *.* Would u like to masturbate to my Saved by the Bell DVDs? That would be super-kakkoi-yo!!! \(^o^)/ |
09th July 2004 - 08:47:59 PM |
8467 : neko cutie |
heyas harumi-chan. jus curious, are you a girl, if so im cute but not gay.sorry. be my friend! u sound funny!^_^ |