| 12th July 2004 - 06:36:38 AM |
| 8568 : Twyla 16 |
| they're showing jay and silent bob strike back on comedy central. how do they do that. they would have edit like every other word. are they allowed to say cock on tv?mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck rollin faties, drinkin brew, who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts. can they use that? what about boo boo kitty fuck? and Sick Boy when you wake up i'm extremley horny and waiting for you. i fingered myself again last night thinking about you. With love from your girl friend Twyla |
| 12th July 2004 - 07:19:05 AM |
| 8569 : Lustin |
| Luckily I can usually manage to keep my alter-ego under control with medication. It's just he has a bit of a thing for proletarian, 16-year old cockteasing sluts and sometimes he'll just... Hey there, Twyla dear. How'd you like to be raped seven shades of shitless? Wanna be covered with so much man-sauce that you'll look in the mirror and think that's an albino staring back? How's about I come on down to Georgia and let you throw down with a REAL man? Trust me toots, me and my 15" ding-a-ling will blow all the teenage toothpick-dicked fuckwads you been fucking up til now out of the water. You'll feel like you're being torn in two, but trust me, you'll keep begging for more. Daym. ...and...woah? What just happened? Anyway, Dustin, I still wanna blow you! Have you ever tried a 'Salty the Sea Dog'? It's one I just made up! Basically, I blow my salty load in your eye, blinding you in it, and then you shout 'ARRR MATIES!!!!! SPLICE THE MIZZEN-MAST!!!!" until your sight returns! Call me!!!! |
| 12th July 2004 - 08:37:11 AM |
| 8570 : spike |
| dustin how old were u when u had your first homosexual experiences? was it with mr. belding? who gave u the crabs? |
| 12th July 2004 - 09:17:02 AM |
| 8571 : Twyla 16 |
| i'm still a virgin. and i think i'm just gonna stick to sick boy. he seems to REALLY know what i want. oh and i'm romanian and irish, i parctically am albino. i've got a little bit of color to my skin but not much. hey sick boy, when you should get on soon, i'm uber horny and i'm waiting for you!!! |
| 12th July 2004 - 09:39:38 AM |
| 8572 : Zoiks |
| ZOIKS!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMM!!!!! ZOIKS!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 12th July 2004 - 09:42:54 AM |
| 8573 : Twyla 16 |
| oh and Lustin, i'm 15, again i repeat i'm 15 not 16. it was just a random number i liked, but i think might just go by Jess. have you ever had bring the pain playing while you turned on this site? the sbtb music and MSI clash terribly. |
| 12th July 2004 - 10:11:24 AM |
| 8574 : Jess |
| does anyone now who the band orgy is? and if so what is their site address. i just learned it isn't www.orgy.com that was just a bunch chicks getting gang banged. |
| 12th July 2004 - 10:24:50 AM |
| 8575 : Jess |
| damn, well i'm horny so i think i'm gonna go back and read the stuff from yesterday. that was hot. |
| 12th July 2004 - 10:41:50 AM |
| 8576 : Lustin |
| Thassa real shame, baby. We could have made beautiful music together - I'm a virtuoso on the vertical flesh harmonica, and you could have blown my pink trombone and plucked my banjo string. Daym. Oh and by the way ORGY ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF RETARDED, MAKE-UP-WEARING, BONE-SMOKING, GARY NUMAN-WANNABE, 'OH LOOK AT US WE'RE SO ELECTRO-GOTH AND COOL' FAGGOTS IT'S EVER BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO HEAR. Seriously, I could shit on a synthesizer and make better music. They aren't worthy to eat the contents of David Bowie's colostomy bag. Jesus Christ, they make even Salty the Pocketknife sound good by comparison. |
| 12th July 2004 - 10:55:46 AM |
| 8577 : Jess |
| do you like 30 seconds to mars, KoRn(old stuff, not including anything past issues), what about candlebox, or silver chair, do you like the misfits, what kind of music are you into. i'm bored out of my mind. i want to discuss something. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:04:01 AM |
| 8578 : Lustin |
| Actually I'm a punk rock elitist who masturbates while listening to crackly, 7 inch singles recorded by completely obscure late-70s UK garage bands in dank basements and purchased on eBay for 0 a piece. Anything else is just too mainstream. But seriously, I listen to lots of different stuff, most of which you probably won't have heard of. No offence, I'm just a complete music snob. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:17:02 AM |
| 8579 : Lustin |
| Oh and by the way I think your little conversation with Sick Boy yesterday brought me over to the straight side. It had me pitching a tent like you wouldn't believe! I was just about fixing to blow my load all over the monitor! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a hose-pipe, and your ass is so tight you could stick sand up there and get diamonds out. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:24:38 AM |
| 8580 : Jess |
| i'm a total and complete music nerd. i listen to everything from techno to metal to punk to electronica. i love old rock and hate things when they get so mainstream that everyone else can automatically namethetitle when they hear a clip of the song. it pisses me off. and i'm tight as all hell. do you know who peaches is? and if so have you heard the song fuck the pain away? you would think by the lyrics she'd be hot but she's so fucking not. it's disturbing. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:28:31 AM |
| 8581 : Sick Boy |
| Yeah. Music snob here too. Jess, please save yourself for Mister Sick. You know I'm the only one who can work your little honey comb. I hope you're not a 45 year old janitor, because I really want to give you some cock meat. We really need to hook up for crazy sex, sugarpuss. I don't wanna holiday in the sun I wanna go to the new Belsen! I wanna see some history Now I got a reasonable economy Now I got a reason Now I got a reason Now I got a reason And I'm still waiting Now I got a reason Now I got a reason to be waiting... THE BERLIN WALL! |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:34:29 AM |
| 8582 : SB |
| Or to quote my good friend Bill Hicks, "I bet your ass tastes better than most women's pussies!" Is that true, sugarpuss? We land in barren fields on the Arizona plain. The insemenation of little girls in the middle of wet dreams We are the age of mutants, streets for our seduction Our cause injust and ancient, in this B-film born invasion... TEENAGERS FROM MARS (AND WE DON'T CARE) |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:39:18 AM |
| 8583 : Jess |
| hey baby, i've been waiting all day for you, i'm uber horny. what are you doing. just out of curiosity do you have a girlfriend? if not then we can type dirty. oh and i'm not a 45 year old man. i'm 15 |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:42:51 AM |
| 8584 : Lustin |
| Peaches looks like the ass-end of a camel. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:46:39 AM |
| 8585 : Jess |
| i know, that's why the song is disturbing. listen to the lyrics. suckin titties like you wanted me callin me all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it's fine all of the time. what else is in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches. huh what. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:47:59 AM |
| 8586 : Lustin |
| I would still like to rape her ass with a pitchfork though. |
| 12th July 2004 - 11:51:57 AM |
| 8587 : Jess |
| dude, she's fucking nasty. the songs kick ass but she's just a little too proud of her body. the lyrics are fucking hot though. is sick boy still here? |