| 14th July 2004 - 08:52:51 PM |
| 8788 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Here's my problem, guys. Recently at my doc's suggestion I was circumsized. The foreskin was simply to tight over my head when I had an erection, and it was painful. I've now been 'cut' for about three months and have continued jelqing with hopes that I can grow this penis to some reasonable size. Not having the foreskin is a new experience, but jelqing as much as I must do for ANYTHING to happen worries me, since the head is continuously stimulated either being rubbed in my pants, or even having to urinate. Sometimes I don't mean to have an orgasm, but even walking the dog can get me to cream in my pants. What a mess that is! After a few hours of jelqing every day and evenings, I've developed some kind of weird fluid that comes out of my cock slit, mostly clear, but not the precum I'd have before the operation. And this doesn't seem to stop even when I put the penis away for the night. In the mornings I find a very nasty crust around the opening, and along with this, my testicles have somehow pulled up into my smaller than normal scrotum. I have to get up and clean the bed sheets, the penis opening and try to massage the balls back down into a normal position. Along with all of this, I've developed some kind of gas/stomach problems, probably nerves, and during jelqing sessions, I start farting, and this makes me laugh (cannot help this!!! it's just funny, all of this going on at the same time) and that explosion of gas, the laughter and the strange fluid becomes too painful. You can only imagine what happens when I decided to 'ride the rapids' and shoot the rocks!!! It's about as exciting as a sneeze, these orgasms. My doctor just says "Keep up with heavier stroking, and try to have at least three orgasms per jelqing session". I tell him that jelqing isn't part of the program, and he usually answers "Just do it for the release and pleasure". I'm a wreck. PLEASE, if any of you have had the same experience, write me here. Thanks in advance. It's about time to now get back to jelqing! Thanks |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:04:43 PM |
| 8789 : Princess Fluff, just back from NJ Hogcalling Fest! |
| SHIT yes, Myster does lve some vomit. and did yo hear about that nyc big gay goth part in two week/? guess kurt cobains honey won't be there. Dust me. anyway yeh a big fuck party with vampires sucking and those big tree trunks with holes in them and live cocks and balls coming through and you just go up there and suck off whatever is ther?! yeh, man, that's the fucking life. so you need to contact Chig about getting in or going to the gay goth nyc club. shit i dont' know. prepare to get so very nasty you'll drop "your mud' with a thud. PRINCESS FLUFF, OF THE ROYAL FUCKIGN COURT!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU dustin, and will always have your photo inside my fuckin stained underpanties. |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:41:54 PM |
| 8790 : SKEETER |
| Good to see it's queering up in here again! |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:59:38 PM |
| 8791 : FUCK YOU SKEETER |
| Fuck you skeeter, I'll pull yer fucking pants down and ram you ass so hard your brains will shoot out your broken nose, asshole. I'd tie you to a fuckin cross and flog you until your chest and butt looked like a fucking 'strap of life' pattern, then blow itching powder into the marks and watch you scream and beg for mercy until the goth fags surround you and give you a Mulberry cocktail which is AS YOU FUCKIGN KNOW, evryone taking a turn pissing up your asshole. Party, boys..... |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:06:00 PM |
| 8792 : Little Johnny One Shot |
| Come as you are::::: recounts how Fagbusters almost lost his virginity one night while double farting with his mother Wendy. HH notes that this tale was rather misleading, that there were in fact two boys involved, and MOJO did fuck them just like Chach fucks his dog, as it happened, sleep with the other boys that night. More disturbing is the revelation that CHACH sexually molested a mentally impaired Fagbusters cause fagbusters is OUT and ready for some jizz sauce up his gazoombie.... when aged sixteen it's so GOOD, and only escaped a good spanking on account of his age. It is left to the reader to consider how this event is in apposition to his public pro-idiot rights stance of later years. Candy Shintoo also, Cross alleges, murdered a cunt-sucker while a teenager looked on; who dat: Madddddonnna ofcourse, another reinvention. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:36:11 PM |
| 8793 : JO |
| NASTY BABES FUCKING HARD http://westeens.thematureporn.net/ |
| 14th July 2004 - 11:58:06 PM |
| 8794 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this webpage has really queered up recently! When is your new movie, "The Thirteenth Grade" coming out to theatres? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 15th July 2004 - 12:12:50 AM |
| 8795 : gay slater |
| steinberg, i heard that diamonds moivie, "the thirteenth grade" is going to play at gay porn theatres across the country sometime this summer. maybe it's already playing in san francisco or key west already/. |
| 15th July 2004 - 04:43:13 AM |
| 8796 : Mario Lopez |
| Papi mang, I don' know if I'm'a be able to fix you up wid Dusteen, mang. During SBTB, me an heem, we was like brothers mang. We used to throw down an get busy all de time. He would do anytheeng for da Mario's beefy chimichonga. But Dusteen, he no speak to da Mario much no more since he walk in on me tossing Mark-Paul Gosselaar's salad. He so jealous, mang. But maybe if I grow back da mexi-mullet, he might come back to da Mario. |
| 15th July 2004 - 08:59:58 AM |
| 8797 : neil diamond |
| dustin i am your cousin. i have named your brown star "Caroline." when i sing the song "Sweet Caroline," i'm singing about your tight ring... |
| 15th July 2004 - 09:08:30 AM |
| 8798 : Raul Juan Sanchez Carlo San Hair-net |
| Wassup, essays. Hey Mario, mang you steel owe me 5 pesos for that fuching chicken, homes. He started again with the fuching gobble gobble and I had to cut that little beetch! I cut hing! Hey mang I chew on tacos, mang. The I drink Tecate until i shit fuching black bean queso. Hey Screech. Zoinks this beetch! |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:02:22 AM |
| 8799 : Papi Culo |
| A mang, I want to give you someting homie, it's my aztec warrior ese. I was cruzin in my sheavey to go to the Manchilada,mang, looking for some homies to cock fight with. Dis guy come to me and said "Wha chooo lookin at beetch?" He was Puerto Rican and he lookted like a tha Double Dawg mang, only darker ese. he like ted my rat tail and my dickies mang, but he really loved my sheavey mang.I gave him my aztec warrior and rimmed his bean salad mang. If you ever see him mang tell him I sent you and he will shoo you a goo time ese. |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:14:01 AM |
| 8800 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, now that this board has resumed full on queer status, can I interest you in a fierce rimming? With all the tension created by the hetero talk, my mangina hasn't been the same, I need you to help me back to full mast erections with secreted cum. |
| 15th July 2004 - 10:18:58 AM |
| 8801 : Twyla 16 |
| hey SB, i'm slightly tipsy cause i just started drinking again. just the thought of going to that damn doctor makes me wanna drink myself dead. oh god i hate that doctor. the only reason she got me an appointment was cause she doesn't trust me. oh god. shoot me now. if i have to go then i'm gonna give her a reason to not trust me. sick boy i need to have sex with you before next thursday. that way whey they check and see i've been stretched and popped they'll have had a reason to take me. oh god i need more to drink. |
| 15th July 2004 - 11:47:05 AM |
| 8802 : |
| You're not Dustin Diamond.You said he not me once and Dustin Diamond played Screech not Eech so thank you you are not THE actor Dustin Diamond |
| 15th July 2004 - 01:24:52 PM |
| 8803 : hey u |
| i im horny as a mother fucker |
| 15th July 2004 - 03:03:41 PM |
| 8804 : Twyla 16 |
| i have to go to the movies tonight with my friend and her boyfriend because i'm her best friend apparently. the only reason i have to go is because her parents would kill her if they knew she was going with her boyfriend. so now i have to go to so i can be her scape goat. they're going to see some crappy movie called sleepover. it's rated pg so you know it's going to suck. oh god. shoot me now. i get to go with my best friend, we get to see a crappy movie together, YAY!!! the only reason i'm bringing my best friend is because i do not find pleasure watching two of my good friends make out. oh god, i'm gonna get wasted. then i won't have to remember this horrible night. oh god, i don't want to go to this. please waste me now!!!i'm gonna go get more to drink.i'm gonna be wasted and horny. i don't want to go to this!!! HELPPPP!!!!!!! |
| 15th July 2004 - 03:26:22 PM |
| 8805 : Papi Culo |
| Mario mang, we may have to shank someone ese. Someone jus doesn't get it mang. Choo get su sheavey and meet up to keel mang. After I will give you my spicey chorizo mang. |
| 15th July 2004 - 05:31:46 PM |
| 8806 : Gay Zack |
| Im am going to shove fruit loops up your ass Diamond, than I will eat them out. I could try donut holes and than give you a coffee enema. That would be a good breakfast. You make me feel like a man should a man, spank me dustin, I've been bad |
| 15th July 2004 - 06:53:27 PM |
| 8807 : BACK TO THA SOUTH SIDE OF ATX |
| God this feels good. No more ugly people. No more rednecks. No more Republicans. Far less cows. Co-eds. AAAHHH! That's better. |