| 15th July 2004 - 11:54:52 PM |
| 8813 : |
| 16th July 2001 - 08:05:39 AM 1 : chris WOAAH |
| 16th July 2004 - 12:00:11 AM |
| 8814 : |
| mr. diamond, today is the 3-year anniversary of your guestbook. Aren't you happy now? How many times have you ejaculated in your pants while reading the fantasies posted here? |
| 16th July 2004 - 12:25:50 AM |
| 8815 : sarananda |
| lol cool a dustin diamond fan site....hehehe i love him. the third and fourth season were crap tho |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:11:27 AM |
| 8816 : Mario Lopez |
| Papi mang, I know how it ees. We gots to teach deez beetchiz a fockin lessen they never gone forget. Jus the other day mang, I was drivin to de Manchilada in mah Chevy, an when I stop at de lights, dis fockin neegur come up to the weendow, and he all like 'get out the daym car, wetback' so I was all like 'THE FUCK YOU SAY, MANG??????' and den you know what I deed? I cut hing. I FUCKIN CUT DAT NEEGUR LIKE HE NOT NEVER BEEN CUT BEFOE!!! And den I focked him, mang. I fock hing long and hard until his ass be so full of the meh-hee-can man-mayo dat it look like it gonna explode. Focken neegurs. Raul Juan Sanchez - ees good to hear from you mang but I ALREADY PAY FOR DAT FOCKIN CHEEKEN MANG! Maybe I give you da Mario's aztec warrior eh ese?? |
| 16th July 2004 - 08:43:06 AM |
| 8817 : JA....WILJEWELWETEN,HE?! |
| IK HAAT HOMO"S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KANKER HOMO!!!!! |
| 16th July 2004 - 10:33:38 AM |
| 8818 : |
| how is guwu gwguyiyiy89u7897hdsgu |
| 16th July 2004 - 10:42:11 AM |
| 8819 : CUNT |
| Lookin through her window, now my body is warm She's naked, and I'm a peepin tom Her body's beautiful, so I'm thinkin rape Shouldn't have had her curtains open, so that's her fate Leavin out her house, grabbed the bitch by her mouth Drug her back in, slammed her down on the couch Whipped out my knife, said, "If you scream, I'm cuttin" Opened her legs and commenced the fuckin She begged me not to kill her, I gave her a rose Then slit her throat, and watched her shake till her eyes closed Had sex with the corpse before I left her And drew my name on the wall like helter skelter Run for shelter never crossed my mind I had a guage, a grenade, and even a nine Dial 911 for the bitch But the cops ain't shit when they're fuckin with a lunatic |
| 16th July 2004 - 11:13:41 AM |
| 8820 : Gay Zack |
| Do you like to wrestle greek style Dustin? We can rub each other's naked bodies down with butter or crisco and roll around on the floor. I would lift you into the vertical 69 postition and in rotate you while slamming my cock into you ass. That would be fun, wouldn't it? |
| 16th July 2004 - 11:13:46 AM |
| 8821 : Donny |
| Mrs. Blaileen- she was a sixth grade teacher and she controlled the children by using humiliation the target always seemed to be donny he's a bit slower than the others when he was quite you his mother died at the kitchen table while chokin' on some food the fashion of the day was bleached and tied Levi's Donny decided to make some but he didn't know to rinse them he came to school a reekin' bleach stench filled the classrom Mrs. Blaileen began to chastize she made him feel like an asshole two feet tall Oh, the lonely boy |
| 16th July 2004 - 11:36:01 AM |
| 8822 : PPr: Kut |
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| 16th July 2004 - 11:40:32 AM |
| 8823 : ENORMOUS FAG |
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| 16th July 2004 - 01:11:11 PM |
| 8824 : Slightly Less Enormous Fag |
| Enormous fag, is that you? You are the fag of my dreams, sweetie! Let's pick out pretty curtain patterns and rim each other! I'll buy you a hot luch with a lovely chili cheese yellow dog and a hot sundae! |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:16:27 PM |
| 8825 : Cooter |
| I can still remember Jenny Hernando She was my little lovely one when I was 17 I remember the day she gave me her virginity Then she gave it to everyone in our vicinity. I can still remember July Tolentino The dancin' Filipino we used to run around Her and Flouncin' Freddy where goin' hot and steady Now she runs a dyke bar the biggest one in town |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:17:14 PM |
| 8826 : Gay Zack |
| You guys are super - lets meet up for some fierce donkey punching! You can expect a full prostate exam followed by a massive round of circle jerking |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:28:15 PM |
| 8827 : Jay Beez |
| Hey CUNT (8819), is that Spice-1? Who is it and what album? That's some hard shit right there. |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:33:33 PM |
| 8828 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, good news, Ive come up with a new act I call the Mikey. I must warn all that this is very advanced ass play and take no responsibility for any injuries resulting from this act. You need a wide plastic tube, I have found that the big plastic Pixie Stix works perfect.Insert the tube in the recievers ass and fill the tube with pop rocks, amount is your choice. Get a bottle of cola and shake it up for 5 minutes. Quickly open the soda and put to tube - the soda pushes all the pop rocks into the deepest of all areas. Once the pop rocks react to the soda - watch out for the most intense 10+ minutes of your life. |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:35:26 PM |
| 8829 : Cooter |
| 'Course I still remember my old friend Todd Squelati Watched him suck a milkshake right up his nose He slurped it up the left side blew it down the right side How he ever kept it down I'll never know I can still remember old Flouncin' Freddy We were pumpin' gas down at El Sobrante Shell His Mustang was his pride 'n joy he liked to dance the cowboy Hangin' out at Jack in the Box but eat at Taco Bell |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:56:33 PM |
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| 16th July 2004 - 02:57:41 PM |
| 8831 : BENNY |
| BU BU BU BENNY AND THE JETS! |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:01:52 PM |
| 8832 : Papi Culo |
| Mang Im a stab choo, you juss don't learn do you fucker, Im a cruzin in my sheavey to keel you mang. Drunk fucking beetch, I keel you and your vato too mang. |