| 16th July 2004 - 01:33:33 PM |
| 8828 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, good news, Ive come up with a new act I call the Mikey. I must warn all that this is very advanced ass play and take no responsibility for any injuries resulting from this act. You need a wide plastic tube, I have found that the big plastic Pixie Stix works perfect.Insert the tube in the recievers ass and fill the tube with pop rocks, amount is your choice. Get a bottle of cola and shake it up for 5 minutes. Quickly open the soda and put to tube - the soda pushes all the pop rocks into the deepest of all areas. Once the pop rocks react to the soda - watch out for the most intense 10+ minutes of your life. |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:35:26 PM |
| 8829 : Cooter |
| 'Course I still remember my old friend Todd Squelati Watched him suck a milkshake right up his nose He slurped it up the left side blew it down the right side How he ever kept it down I'll never know I can still remember old Flouncin' Freddy We were pumpin' gas down at El Sobrante Shell His Mustang was his pride 'n joy he liked to dance the cowboy Hangin' out at Jack in the Box but eat at Taco Bell |
| 16th July 2004 - 01:56:33 PM |
| 8830 : ... |
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| 16th July 2004 - 02:57:41 PM |
| 8831 : BENNY |
| BU BU BU BENNY AND THE JETS! |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:01:52 PM |
| 8832 : Papi Culo |
| Mang Im a stab choo, you juss don't learn do you fucker, Im a cruzin in my sheavey to keel you mang. Drunk fucking beetch, I keel you and your vato too mang. |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:20:00 PM |
| 8833 : Carlo Jaun Sancez Juan Hair-Net |
| Are jew talking to me, mang? Huh, beetch? Are jew fuching talking sheet at me, mutherfucher? Bring it on the, homes! You see 'cuz don't fuching know me essay 'cuz you see I'm fuching loco and I'll cut you like el fuching puro and make you into fajitas, homes! Ay, mang you're fuching lucky my chica es here, mang! Beetch you wait right here! I'm gonna go get my fuching cousin from the fuching auto body shop, homes. Don't fuching go no where 'cuz I'm going to fuching cut you, mang! I'm like fuching Supervato with a cheecken face-mask and a cape made out of tortillas and some fuching sour cream and queso enchiladas, beetch! |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:28:36 PM |
| 8834 : Cousin Hair-Net |
| Do it mang! Cut that beetch, dog! I wanna watch jew cut hing! ARRIBA ARRIBA! Mang jew fuching cut that pandeho right in his sombrero and fart quesadillas all over hing! FART SOMBERO! Viva La Mehico! Aztlan weel rise again, gringo beetch! Supervato! Cut hing! I want to steeal hees low riding El Camino, tacos. Cut hing, motherrrfuckerrr! Get blood on hees Deeckies, homes! Neverr take off jour hair net, essay! |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:32:02 PM |
| 8835 : Papi Culo |
| Sheet, mang I was talking to some drunk white beetch ese. But if you want to fight mang choo wait while I go get my cuz Lil' Puppet he can cut choo mang. Let's settle this by bouncing ese - I get my sheavey and you get choo low rider and we fucking see whose sheet bounces higher mang. My cuz stole my hydro's mang and I got the virgin maria painted on the hood vato. We fucking bounce ese - choo in mang. |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:39:36 PM |
| 8836 : Scooter Byron |
| All y'all wetbacks need ta' die like lil' ol' cockroaches! I lost my wife and my kids and my house and my kids' wives to a yeller-bellied half spic half coon half kike with a splash a' French an' Puerto- Rican! Iff'n y'all are gonna do the job an' kill each other fer me, I'd apprec'ate it, I reckon! All the rest a' y'all white folks come on down to SCOOTER'S SHOOTIN' RANGE/BAR/HOLOCAUST MUSEUM! Bring tha kids an' a hearty helpin' o' deep seated paranoid xenophobia! Come on down now 'yall! |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:44:05 PM |
| 8837 : Gay Zack |
| don't mess with one bean cuz you hafta mess you the whole burrito mang. I cut choo mang like chee-kin. I'm loco ese, I fucking spent time in the big house for stealin gum and sheet mang. i'm fucking hardcore ese, I'll cut choo in the heart and fuck your stab wound ese, aztec style mang.I have tear tats all over my face ese, I fucking go off mang and I'll fucking get choo mang. |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:48:22 PM |
| 8838 : Sanchez Carlo Jaun Sanchez Hair-Net |
| Oh, sorry mang. I thinked that jew was talkin' to me, homes. You got the Virgin Maria on jour sheet, dog? That's fuching tight, homes. Let's bounce mang 'cuz see 'cuz I wanna see how high jour sheet can bounce bounce, tacos. I got La Bamba playing on the fuching screens in my shit. Lou Diamond Phillips is my fuching cousin and my homeboy, mang. It's all good, essay. We can go to my fuching place on east 152nd and mi madre weel make some menudo. I got the fuching Virgin Maria tattooed on my back when I was loched up for cutting cheeckens. They was fuching talking sheet with the gobble gobble and I cut theeng. Its all good, homes. |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:49:32 PM |
| 8839 : Papi Culo |
| Gay Zack mang, you one of us homes, I'll fucking jump joo in the gang mang. You can rim me ese, you be my beetch mang I'll fucking call choo Puto Zack, ese choo fucking alright mang for a white guy |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:50:12 PM |
| 8840 : Denise |
| ~Excellent site~ |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:51:54 PM |
| 8841 : CUNT |
| as you asked, it was 'Mind of a Lunatic' from the Geto Boys' self-titled 1990 album |
| 16th July 2004 - 03:55:56 PM |
| 8842 : Jay Beez |
| Thanks, CUNT. |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:09:23 PM |
| 8843 : Senor Carne Guisada |
| Hey Dustin jew fuching jew! Hey homes I need jew to marry me so I can get my green card. Don't tell nobody but I fuching just cut this greengo beetch. She said I fuched up on mowing her fuching lawn but I didn't see no fuching flowers where I was mowing! I sleet her fuching throat and she said gurgle gurlge and made a fuching rattle noise and while she was steel warm I put my taquito in her black bean queso hole, homes! I got to fuching get out of here. |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:11:18 PM |
| 8844 : Mario Lopez |
| Da Mario ees back een full effect, amigos! Ees good to see so many of mah homes representing, mang. Da Mario would like to geev you all extra helpings of my beefy enchilda, wid extra-spicy meh-hee-can man-mayo all round, eh? Don't nobody cross me and my fucken homes, mang. We fucken LOCO ese. Don't fuck wid us less you lookin to get FOCKED UP, mang. Especially if you be a focken neegur, mang. Dey always be comin roun' ackin like dey shit, but dey ain' shit, mang. I be cuttin up so many focken neegurs mang you wouldn believe. And choo better beleive I be fockin de ones I don' cut. Anyway, I gotta go mang, I gotta go salsa wid yo fockin mudder. |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:16:23 PM |
| 8845 : Chicken |
| *GOBBLE GOBBLE* hey jew beetches jew can't fuching cut me no more! *BGOCK GOBBLE* I fuching just got jumped in *GOBBLE* and now I'm a fuching Latin Keeng, beetch. my homeboys are going to roll on jew beetch*GOBBLE GOBBLE* cuz jew can't just fuching cut a Latin Keeng and not get rolled on ese. *GOBBLE* we're blowing a sweet and then we are going to fuch jour sheet up vato! *GOBBLE* im going to put my beak up jour puto! |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:21:20 PM |
| 8846 : Mario Lopez |
| ˇmierda en mí! I forgot to say mang, Dusteen, even dough jew a jew, jew can be in mah gang, mang. My gang ees focken BAD ASS. We call the DIRTY SANCHEZ gang cos we cruz aroun wearing dirty sanchezes. Eet don' smell too nice but it look fuckeen HARDCORE, ese. Dusteen, we should get together for some hot and spicy Mehican man-love. Meet me at the Manchilada club, mang. Deseo darle un sanchez sucio, amigo! |
| 16th July 2004 - 04:22:13 PM |
| 8847 : PELIGRO! |
| LA MIGRA! ES LA MIGRA! PELIGRO! MI NO DEPORTANTE! LA MIGRA! ES EMIGRACION! NO DEPORTANTE MI FAMILA POR FAVOR! |