| 16th July 2004 - 05:35:35 PM |
| 8853 : Willie Jizz |
| Yo whas up 2 tha brown skin niggas yo. Ima put my big black dick in yo brown ass and suck yo dick with my big lips.I fucking hang with tha homies and shit yo we fucking play bones and shit you know what I'm saying word! Dustin you my vanilla nigga yo I bust your shit g style yo. Yo fro looking good man, put some activator in that shit and git it all greasy jerry curl yo. Ima put that ass. WORD!! |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:51:57 PM |
| 8854 : Hollywood Screen Writer |
| OK so this one if fucking bab-o! I promise, Jerry my man. My brain took a huge shit and it came out pure gold, baby! It has "Bruckheimer" written all the fuck over it! Chop me up another line and I'll tell you all about it. *SNORT SNIFF SNIFF* Ahhh, okay listen to this shit, motherfucker. Ben Stiller is a lovable loser with a giant heart. One day he's sorting mail when a guy(I'm thinking good Farrel cameo here) goes shit-balls and starts blasting the place up with an uzi and some grenades. Stiller saves an exotic foreign girl named "Lilano DeKhuntz!" Stiller doesn't want to tell her why her name is so funny, he just wants to marry her and she'll just be Lilianinona fucking Stiller. 90 hilarious minutes of PG-13 "cunts!" The MPAA won't do shit, Jerry. The word is part of her name! Besides, your Jerry fucking Bruckheimer and those bastards can't fuck with you anyway! It's an easy 36 mil. weekend opening. The title? "Marriage of Convenience" Whadda ya think? |
| 16th July 2004 - 05:58:10 PM |
| 8855 : Hollywood Screen Writer |
| ...And also Jack Black sings a song about poo and he has this big fake vertibrow, which will knock them on their assholes. |
| 16th July 2004 - 06:19:33 PM |
| 8856 : |
| i havn't had anything to drink today. i don't have much of a reason. sick boy, I WANT YOU!!! let's talk dirty like last night. that was sooo hot!!! oh god, i cum just thinking about it!!! Love from your girl friend |
| 16th July 2004 - 06:40:13 PM |
| 8857 : Jerry Bruckheimer |
| Throw in Ashton Kutcher and you've got yourself a green light. That kid is magic... MAGIC! |
| 16th July 2004 - 07:10:33 PM |
| 8858 : Hollywood Screen Writer |
| Kutcher? Absolutely! That kid is a fucking comic genius! He's a glory boy! You won't be sorry, Jerry baby! Trust me this is a flaming fucking peice of golden shit! You're gonna be so even more ridiculously super wealthy than you already are, Jer Jer, you'll write huge checks to yourself and wipe your ass with them! I'll go get another bottle of ,000 champagne sweetened with the blood of the homeless and the sweat of 10 year old sweatshop laborers. You chop up a couple more lines. It's time to celebrate! |
| 16th July 2004 - 08:06:40 PM |
| 8859 : |
| i just went to buddypic.com and rated paople either a 1 or a 10. my scale works by if you are holding a guitar you get a ten, unless you're, a prep, or a wigger. if you don't have a guitar you get a one, unless your name has to do with soad. then you get a ten. sick boy, where are you? i need your sick stick!!! call me now. |
| 16th July 2004 - 08:29:18 PM |
| 8860 : Jerry Bruckheimer |
| Let's talk star power. Did you HAVE someone in mind to play Loliottalino De Kuntz? I'm thinking Brittany Durphy or Kirsten Dunce. Have you even thought of a quirk for that character yet? How about she's Bi-Polar or MPD or she has Typhus? That's fertile, untapped comedic brilliance. *SNNOORRRT SNIFF SNIFF* Uhhh! That's the shit! Anyway, something good by Beyonce or New Found Glory or Slimenem on the soundtrack would be good. *SNIFF* Are you fucking writing this down?! |
| 16th July 2004 - 08:41:24 PM |
| 8861 : Happy goLucky |
| This is actually getting funny again. Fuckin' A. |
| 16th July 2004 - 08:45:05 PM |
| 8862 : Taint McMangler |
| Fuckin Q. beeyatch! |
| 16th July 2004 - 08:50:56 PM |
| 8863 : Furious O\'Poohole |
| These goddamn kids are drivin me nuts. One a' yous lil' bastards taste me arse! I'M FURIOUS O' POOHOLE!!!! SHOW SOME RESPECT, COCKTARDS!!!!! I WAS ROUTIN' ARSE WHEN YOU WERE A BLEMISH ON YER MOTHER'S COLON!! ARRR!!!! I'M FURIOUS!!!!!! |
| 16th July 2004 - 09:08:27 PM |
| 8864 : Gay McCracken |
| O my Lord! Another amber-dipped sugar cube and I shall be in my neighbor's back lot trying to read the minds of bugs once more, I fear! Oh, dear! I can taste the vibrations of your genitals! 'Tis been all of a fortnight since the coming of your sheep! |
| 16th July 2004 - 09:15:21 PM |
| 8865 : barf |
| every time Happy goFucky posts here the funnyness go's down by 67% making fun of imigrants and hollywod isnt funny lets vote if you think its funny say yes i say no its not it just stupid anone can think of it |
| 16th July 2004 - 11:29:35 PM |
| 8866 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Nice work, barf (message 8865)! The off-topic posts have to stop. As I have said many times before, this messages baord is intended only for Diamond's fans to: (1) tell Diamond how much he sucks; (2) exhange queer fantasies involving Diamond and/or other Saved By The Bell characters; (3) schedule gay sex with Diamond; and (4) comment on Diamond's sexy neatly trimmed beard or shaved nutsack. All other posts will be deleted!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 17th July 2004 - 12:06:59 AM |
| 8867 : dumb negro |
| uba gubba!! who dere? i wants you sexy afro dustin!!! i want to play prison games wit u. |
| 17th July 2004 - 01:36:08 AM |
| 8868 : |
| you'd delete the hollywood shit, kurt? tthat's funny dude you suck! |
| 17th July 2004 - 06:09:57 AM |
| 8869 : Mario Lopez |
| Jerry Bruckheimer - write me in to yo movie, mang! Please! I gotta work, ese! THEY GONNA DEPORT DA MARIO, MANG!! Anyway, hows about me an Dusteen play an interracial gay couple who live next door to Ben Steeler. Every time he leave hees house in da morneeng, we could be out on de front porch having explicit gay sex! That shit a be fockin FUNNY, amigo!!! Let me know, mang. Seriously, I gotta work, mang. THEY GONNA TAKE DA MARIO'S GREEN CARD, ESE!!! Put me in jew film or I cut choo! |
| 17th July 2004 - 07:50:17 AM |
| 8870 : baffoon |
| I've got a snake mang! |
| 17th July 2004 - 09:41:52 AM |
| 8871 : Corey Haim |
| Hey all! Everyone will be excited to know that FART PATROL has finished filming and we actually stayed within budget and had a nickel left over. The film is already being heralded as the next ghostbusters by the mainstream press in Dumpwater Florida! Dustin and I are looking to set a release date soon and plan to release that date on this fan filled site!!!! We could think of no other place where we are worshipped then the double diamond page!!!!! We would like to hear your comments regarding what you expect and would like to see in FART PATROL so fire away. I cant wait to release the date. Oh by the way Diamond says to stay on topic on this board! Its only for his true friends and fans! PEACE, C. Haim |
| 17th July 2004 - 10:06:23 AM |
| 8872 : lurfbrinerf |
| yea folks stay on topic. the topic is my dick so stay on it. |