| 17th July 2004 - 07:50:17 AM |
| 8870 : baffoon |
| I've got a snake mang! |
| 17th July 2004 - 09:41:52 AM |
| 8871 : Corey Haim |
| Hey all! Everyone will be excited to know that FART PATROL has finished filming and we actually stayed within budget and had a nickel left over. The film is already being heralded as the next ghostbusters by the mainstream press in Dumpwater Florida! Dustin and I are looking to set a release date soon and plan to release that date on this fan filled site!!!! We could think of no other place where we are worshipped then the double diamond page!!!!! We would like to hear your comments regarding what you expect and would like to see in FART PATROL so fire away. I cant wait to release the date. Oh by the way Diamond says to stay on topic on this board! Its only for his true friends and fans! PEACE, C. Haim |
| 17th July 2004 - 10:06:23 AM |
| 8872 : lurfbrinerf |
| yea folks stay on topic. the topic is my dick so stay on it. |
| 17th July 2004 - 12:06:10 PM |
| 8873 : |
| sweat baby sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought. me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about. so put your hands down my pants and i'll bet you'll feel nuts. yes i'm Siskel, yes i'm Ebert and you're getting 2 thumbs up. you've had enough of two hand touch. you want it rough, you're out of bounds. i want you smothered, want you covered, like my waffle houde hashbrowns. comin' quicker then fed-ex, never reach an apex. just coca cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time. you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channal. do it again now. you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel, do it now. you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel, do it again now. you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel, gettin' horny now! |
| 17th July 2004 - 12:19:59 PM |
| 8874 : Chachi |
| Time to rock n roll muthafuckas!!! Da chach is back on watch. This time to get rid of the spamanators and the teenyboppers. Once there gone the chach will get back to cleaning up the board for the families and kids. DA CHACH IS BACK ON WATCH! And anyone who has something to say can write directly to the chach at the above address! C.Haim, way to go brother! Good to see you and the double dog teaming up to produce what Im sure will be one of the classic movies of all time! Can't wait for the release date. Although we have had our differences in the past Im enlisting the help of Kurt Steinberg to help me bansish the spammers and teenyboppers from the double dog site! USA BABY! You've been warned by DA CHACH!!! DA CHACH |
| 17th July 2004 - 12:41:55 PM |
| 8875 : Hollywood Screen Writer |
| Jerry you're not going to fucking believe this one. You'd better sit down and it had better be on the fucking john, 'cause you're about to splurt flaming balls of hot magma out of your asshole! Chop me up a line and I'll deliver the goods, my compadre. *SNORT* Two words: Adam fucking Sandler. Sandler is an oft-drunk, irritable goofball. It opens with him dressed as a duck and he's talking gibberish and humping funny inanimate objects like a fire hydrant and Andy Griffith. He falls in love with a girl(Shannon Dougherty), but little does he know she has AIDS. You see Jer, this one will be a laugh riot AND have a powerful message about getting AIDS. He will fulfill her dream of getting married in Omaha and he takes her to the zoo and monkeys throw semen on them. We will write her as a real AIDS person because she will fart and cry and stuff. For comic relief her docter will be that Rob Schnieder Cajun fucking "You can dew eet" guy, which is fucking genius. The title? "Marital AIDS" Whadda ya think, Jer bear? |
| 17th July 2004 - 12:47:51 PM |
| 8876 : |
| fuk u |
| 17th July 2004 - 12:49:49 PM |
| 8877 : |
| heh doode tahts nut a kewl ting 2 saye 2 som1 u dont no ok so sut up mutterfarker ot i will kik ur azs |
| 17th July 2004 - 01:28:19 PM |
| 8878 : mastermc2004 |
| Yes, I'm breaking my word, sorry, but the lyrics on 8873, I heard that song before, it's a great song, lol |
| 17th July 2004 - 01:42:23 PM |
| 8879 : Twyla 16 |
| hi bumhe. how's it going? sorry about today. how was Florida? are you happy to be back? i'm bored out of my mind. are you still here? can you call my house? |
| 17th July 2004 - 01:50:55 PM |
| 8880 : Twyla 16 |
| of course you've heard that song. i've been posting bloodhound gang lyrics for the past week. love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket. like the lost catacombs of Egypt only god knows where we stuck. Hieroglyphics? let me be specific, i want to be down in your south seas, but i got to get the notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory. so i capsize on your thighs, high tide, b-5, you sunk my battle ship. please turn me on i'm Mr.Coffee with an automatic drip. so show me yours i'll show you mine. "Tool Time" you'll love it just like Lyle. and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files. do it now. you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel. |
| 17th July 2004 - 01:53:01 PM |
| 8881 : mastermc2004 |
| I'm good, I ate so many shrimps I feel like my back is curved and bent over like a shrimp, it's all kool, I went to Ripley's Museum, Marineland to see dolphines do some phat stuffs, and best of all..I rode a helicopter tour over St. Augustine!!!! it wuz great, and my sister thought the pilot's wuz pretty hott, lol |
| 17th July 2004 - 01:55:58 PM |
| 8882 : YO mama |
| YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA YO MAMA |
| 17th July 2004 - 01:58:10 PM |
| 8883 : mastermc2004 |
| bloodhound gang? I didn't even know the name of the band, but the song wuz funny anyway, btw, wat's ur favorite band, I like Evanescence and Sublime (as far as rock band is concerned, my favorite all time musician is Eminem, lol), Evanescence for the vocal (Amy Lee)'s amazin' voice, Sublime for their unique and creative style, lol, we are gettin into music, I know that's like ur favorite topic to talk about!!! |
| 17th July 2004 - 02:03:35 PM |
| 8884 : |
| have you talked to buster lately? him, ben, and corban came over to my house yesterday. i don't know why. they just showed up. they saw the add-ons to my house and ben almost pissed his pants. that sounds like you had a lot of fun. i can't wait. i get to go back to Florida a little after school starts. my dad goes to maryland tomorrow. YAY!!! my dad's leaving. i was supposed to go to a party today, but i'm gonna pass. i'd rather not see the "group". oh well. what are you doing? i'm listening to sublime and talking to Bambi. he's pissed off at me. |
| 17th July 2004 - 02:12:44 PM |
| 8885 : |
| my favorite band. that's tough. as you know form last summer when we hung out, remember it was when i was going out with JR, you learned that i hate rape. i hate christian rock too. evanescence falls under christian rock. i'm into older stuff. DK, ramones, some social distortion, the clash. but i'm also into stuff like bob marley, sublime, jimi hendrix, floyd, sabbath(ozzy sabbath, not dio. he's cool but he can't replace the ozzman), bloodhound gang, MSI. i'm weird like that. i like a lot of different stuff. oh wait, i can't forget the greatness that is the x-ray spex and sonic youth. have you heard their new cd? i heard it sucks. i think i'll go down load something off of it later. i'm not sure yet. |
| 17th July 2004 - 02:15:43 PM |
| 8886 : mastermc2004 |
| Jess, from now on we gon' go here (http://www.talk121.com/chatroom) when chattin' online, I made u an ID and password, ur ID is ur last name and ur password is ur house phone number, well, assumin' that u r readin all these I be waitin there |
| 17th July 2004 - 02:24:00 PM |
| 8887 : |
| Dusty, I want to give you a "Mexican Christmas!" When can I pencil you in? |
| 17th July 2004 - 02:27:42 PM |
| 8888 : mastermc2004 |
| I see, I never looked Evanescence as a Christian rock band, oh well,"u hate rape," I love rape!!! double rape by two girlz on me is always fun, lol, (I know wat u meant wuz "rap") older stuffs, hm..Sublime is kinda old, aren't they, after Bradley died and they tryna do stuffs as Long Beach, but after Bradley died, they kinda got worse, I'm recognizin almost all the name of bands u named, Jimi Hendrix, oh wat a great black dude he wuz, Floyd..first band to use sound effects, but they don't really "rock", I think, some old stuffs I listen to, Buster made me listen to Led Zepellin and I thought they sound pretty amazing too, and Metallica, not much diversity in their music, but tight drum, MSI!!! haha, all the members there got homosexual to each other, but I don't care, their music sound kool and I don't understand their lyrics anyway, I need to get their second album, lol |
| 17th July 2004 - 02:46:22 PM |
| 8889 : |
| i have three of their cds. i meant rap. leave me alone. oh god, i love floyd. zepellin kicks ass. old metallica is good. their new stuff sucks. i LOVE sublime. which MSI cds do you have?you can borrow mine if you want. i could really start listing bands that i like and you wouldn't have any idea as to who they are. you must remember that all i do is listen to music, watch porn, and talk on the phone. i heard johnathan got a new sponsor, you know for skating, is it true? he already has like two. |