| 17th July 2004 - 03:17:09 PM |
| 8893 : mastermc2004 |
| Jess, I really want to talk with u more about music and stuffs and stuffs and stuffs, but I gotta go, I'm greatly sorry, I wuz visualizin ur beautiful self every single moment and see ur heart in my dream every night when I wuz at Florida, yes, as u have prolly noticed, I'm pretty good at sucking up on chicks, lol, but it's all kool since that's how much I love u, told me u gon' call me around 8 tonight to let me know when cn I come over 2morrow? phat, have a fantastic day, peace out |
| 17th July 2004 - 03:32:36 PM |
| 8894 : Dustin the nut bustin\' Diamond iggity! |
| Hey, girls! I just got back from a sale at Wal-Mart and I totally fucking splurged! And I splurted in some pairs of underoos in the children's clothing section and put those fuckers right back on the rack. I bought a mini-fridge so preserve my condoms for re-use in the future and a tanning bed to warm up the bodies of dead little boys so I can fuck them proper! YOU GO GIRL! You queers be on the lookout 'cause the STPK van might be pulling into your town soon! We're playing at a senior's center in Charleston soon and we're going to make every one of those dusty old fuckers shit their Depends! Depend on my ass! Engulfing your cock! I'll bring plenty of V-pills to get those old fags going and then I'll route the keister of a vintage old time manchilada muncher! |
| 17th July 2004 - 03:33:46 PM |
| 8895 : |
| i'm sorry to tell you bumhe but nashville pussy isn't underground. busters dad is awesome. he listens to everything good. they really like tom petty though, if you haven't noticed. um, well, i guess i'll be calling you soon. lataz, |
| 17th July 2004 - 05:26:54 PM |
| 8896 : Mr. Belding |
| It's just not like the good old days anymore. The paddle. That's the only thing that these kids listen to. Yessir, I've handed out my share of spankings to unruly little ones. You just pull down those silly Zubaz pants and smack that little Jew bottom until it's all red and shiny! Then, you grab the (unnamed) little brat by his afro and shove your dick right down his throat until his big nose touches your belly! Let me tell you, that's the only way to get these kids to pay attention. I won't name names, but sometimes these little brats don't listen until your cock is terrorizing their little colons. You just have to tell them, "Screech! You little fuck-shit! If you'd stop being such a little faggot they wouldn't shove you in the locker all the time BUT YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT, DO YOU!?!?" Discipline shoots out of my cock. |
| 17th July 2004 - 05:43:22 PM |
| 8897 : Rico the Tweekin\' Puerto Rican |
| Chew fuching looching at me mang? |
| 18th July 2004 - 03:22:01 AM |
| 8898 : Larry Watkins |
| Hi Dustin, I'm a big fan of yours from way back when, I loved you in SBTB and more recently I've enjoyed your instructional chess video. I really dig Salty The Pocket Knife Too, the albums great and you kick ass on stage. I've just got a couple of quick questions for you if you don't mind- 1) Do you sit down when you go for a piss, and 2) do you get hard when you're around your younger male relatives? Later, nigger. |
| 18th July 2004 - 06:31:42 AM |
| 8899 : mastermc2004 |
| Jess, I'm sorry to break this to you like this but...I'm going to have to kill myself. Y'see, I'm just SO FUCKING RETARDED BEYOND LEVELS OF NORMAL HUMAN COMPREHENSION that it would just be better for you and for the world in general if I was to end my pointless, shitty little life. In fact, why don't the two of us go for a suicide pact? That way, the world would be rid of two snivelling, worthless cunts for the price of one!!! Let me know, K??? |
| 18th July 2004 - 08:54:28 AM |
| 8900 : Chachi, THE NERD BOY |
| This should help you out if you're into fucking tigers.... http://fursuitsex.com/ |
| 18th July 2004 - 11:19:53 AM |
| 8901 : Jay Beez |
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HUNTER S. THOMPSON! |
| 18th July 2004 - 11:40:57 AM |
| 8902 : ANT |
| Heyo i is abig fan of screech. He looks like my bro n hes cool |
| 18th July 2004 - 02:33:08 PM |
| 8903 : Raul Navasques |
| Please, screetch, die. In Portugal you are Public Enemy #1, all nation hates you. DIE |
| 18th July 2004 - 02:47:37 PM |
| 8904 : FUCK DUSTIN IN HIS ASS |
| LINE UP LOTS OF AIDS INFESTED MEN AND HAVE EACH ONE OF THEM FUCK DUSTIN IN HIS ASS UNTIL THEY SHOOT THEIR DEADLY SPERM DEEP INSIDE HIS ASS. THEN, SLICE HIM FROM TOP TO BOTTOM WITH A SCAPEL AND DIP HIM IN RUBBING ALCOHOL. THAT'S GOOD AS A START. |
| 18th July 2004 - 05:05:51 PM |
| 8905 : Jess |
| suicide is not always the answer, just in the cases of crappy pop singers and other pointless beings such as them. i am not a very important person, but i do add excitment to people's life, especially that of those who hate me. i add tons of excitment to their life. imagine if i wasn't here, who would you have to rip on? it doesn't bother me, so bash me all you want. just know that i'm not going anywhere. and bumhe enjoys life WAY too much for him to commit suicide. so i shall not be killing myself anytime soon. TEE HEE, DEAL WITH IT BITCHES!!! |
| 18th July 2004 - 06:06:22 PM |
| 8906 : |
| Choo betta watch out Dustin mang, some beetchs don't know how to serve up spicey manchilada to such wunderfull manwhore ese. Fuck my ass Dustin |
| 18th July 2004 - 07:10:19 PM |
| 8908 : Old Uncle Toby |
| Well, me oh my! Ain't this a fiiiiiiine lookin' site you lovely white folks has got here. Now, I may be just be a crazy old cotton-pickin' nigger whose eyesight ain't what it used ta be, but even I can tell that this Dustin feller sounds like a fine, upstandin young gentleman. Mmm hmm, things sure would be different down here on the plantation if an honorable, clean-cut young gent like Masser Dustin was in charge, yes sirree. Why, just maybe Masser Dustin'd let Ol' Toby cram his big, black ding-a-ling up his fine, white, all-American ass! Now wouldn't THAT be sumpin!!!! Mmmm hmmmm! |
| 18th July 2004 - 08:11:39 PM |
| 8909 : twyla 16 |
| Sick boy, baby, i'm so fucking horny. i went out and bought and bought handcuffs. tie me down and meat me baby. i want it so bad. baby, where are you? i want you to bite my necj and spank me. i want you to throw me down and rip my clothes off. forget the condom just fuck me. fuck me |
| 18th July 2004 - 09:22:25 PM |
| 8910 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm glad that someone has been posting this kind of information for guys like me! I thought I might be the weird one OUT but it seems that others have had the same problem. I just graduated from college and have a great group of male friends in my circle. I mentioned to them about Jelqing and that I thought I'd give it a try just to see what might happen. Mark told me that he'd been doing it since college (surprised me) and that he's had some serious urinary problems since beginning this, not to mention that his therapist told him that he's some kind of masterbation addict, yeh, he just keeps jelqing until he nearly passes out. So I started on this program and got all of the tools one might buy, and after awhile I needed greater and greater stimulus until someone mentioned some kind of male dildo to put pressure on the prostate, which I then tried, and damn if I didn't get carried away and did serious damage to my prostate and urinary tract. And now I cannot see that I've even gotten slightly bigger (it's only big when it gets swollen from the workouts) and my testicles ache all the time unless they are packed in ice after the workout; my penis has terrible pissing pains so bad that I've had to get a catheter device just to keep my penis open for drainage, and as mentioned, the doc sees me once a week over the ruined prostate, and I have to go through his prostate massages with three fingers up inside of me, and he's checking the wreckage in there which gives me a painful erection when he's doing this. I just started this to see any benefits, and NOW I'm pretty well useless in the sex department. Who ever says KEEP ON JELQING, well, forget it, guys. Just forget it for sure!!! |
| 18th July 2004 - 09:45:00 PM |
| 8911 : |
| I hope you like my man chowder dustin because I'm sending you 1 liter of my finest. |
| 18th July 2004 - 09:45:52 PM |
| 8912 : Twyla 16 |
| hey sick boy, if you're here i want to tell you that i have GREAT news. i called my ex-boyfriend today and he is going to give me the nude pictures he took of me. i can send them to you when i get them back. are you happy? I AM!!! he took those pictures right before we broke up, and he's had them ever since. i can send them to you in about a week |