| 19th July 2004 - 06:34:59 PM |
| 8947 : |
| I just like to get drunk and ramble about how cool sublime is and how I want to fuck sickboy my soon to be babies daddy. I only write poetry sometimes, oooo I want to fuck my pussy with a jack daniels bottle. HIM is soooo kewl and goth kids suck all they talk about is killing themselves, while I talk about being horney and rubbinn myself on my doorknob |
| 19th July 2004 - 06:45:11 PM |
| 8948 : Gay Zack |
| Please go easy on him Mr. Belding, last time he couldn't walk for a week and had to use a wheelchair. Let him off with a fierce rim job, I don't know if he can take another punishment from you until he completely heals. |
| 19th July 2004 - 06:54:14 PM |
| 8949 : Twyla 16 |
| you make it sound like drinking is a horrible thing. it's great fun and you should try it sometime. i hate kids so i don't plan on having any. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SUBLIME?!?! i bet you listen to brittany spears while masturbating to thoughts of your dad. i'm right aren't i. you're daddy's little bitch aren't you. i don't need doorknobs, i finger myself. most of the time i don't masturbate to porno anyway. it's not dirty enough. it's really entertaining to watch though. hentai especially. you can do a flip and land on the guys cock. that could never happen in real life. i don't write poetry very often. i enjoy agruing and expressing my opinons verbaly. it's much more fun to go off on people. i don't just watch porno and drink, i smoke and listen to music, a lot of music. i skate too.(skateboard) not very often anymore. i also am learning guitar. and a jd bottle. come on, i mean seriously, that would fucking hurt so bad. goth kids don't suck, they're just repetative. i act like a horny nerd. |
| 19th July 2004 - 07:14:03 PM |
| 8950 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I learned another move last weekend at a gas station bathroom that's spreading through the homosexual community! It's called an "Afterblow." Basically, you need to suck me off until I blow my load on your face. Then I'll drop ass in your face, 3 inches from your nose! That's the move! Are you game? - Kurt Steinberg |
| 19th July 2004 - 07:27:43 PM |
| 8951 : Sick Boy |
| Seriously... When are you people going to learn how to spell and puncuate? Why is everyone here retarded? Is there not an AOL chat for people with Down Syndrome? What the fuck is wrong with you people? New rule: you must pass 3rd grade in order to post here. Jesus, you fucking people are retarded. I'm drunk and I still don't type like a fucking chimp with Cerebral Palsy. You people fucking suck. Please start lessons on basic English soon, so that I can read your posts and almost decipher whatever the fuck it is that you are trying to say. Please stop being retarded soon. Go fucking turn a Cure CD on and slit your fucking wrists because you fucking suck! FUCK! |
| 19th July 2004 - 07:35:29 PM |
| 8952 : Mista Chuck |
| Bass! How low can you go? Death row? What a brutha know? Once again BLACK is the incredible the rhyme animal the incredible D! Public Enemy #1 5-0 said FREEZE and I got numb. Can I tell 'em that I really never had a gun? But its the wax that the TERMINATOR X spun Now they got me in a cell 'cyz my records they sell 'cuz a brutha like me said well... FARRAKHAN's a prophet and I think you oughta listen to what he could say to you What you ought to do is follow for NOW! Power to the people say! Make a miracle D! pump the lyrical! Black is back all in we're gonna win (yeah boyee) CHECK IT OUT! Here we go again... TURN IT UP! BRING THE NOISE! |
| 19th July 2004 - 07:42:22 PM |
| 8953 : CD |
| Never badder than bad 'cause the brutha is madder than mad at the fact's corrupt like a senator! Soul on a roll but you're treated like soap on a rope 'cause the beats and the lines are so dope! Listen for lessons I'm sayin' inside music that the critics are all bastin' me for! They'll never care for the BRUTHAS AND SISTAS now across the country has us up for the war! We got to demonstrate (come on now) the're gonna have to wait 'till we get around Radio stations- I question their blackness They call themselves black but we'll see if they'll play this... |
| 19th July 2004 - 07:53:13 PM |
| 8954 : Twyla 16 |
| hey baby,are you here? what's up? i'm uber horny and i'm thinking about you. GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! |
| 19th July 2004 - 08:44:10 PM |
| 8955 : Mista Les |
| He stood in line with his vest and waited for his chance To take his place behind the glass and watch the ladies dance. THAT'S THE NATURE OF THINGS OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 19th July 2004 - 08:52:44 PM |
| 8956 : Hip Hop Afficionado |
| I believe "Yeah, boyee!" cames after "Check it out!"! "Check it out (yeah boyee!), here we go again!" Turn it up! WAH WICK WA WAH Bring the noise! WICK WA WAH WICK WICKY WICKY WICK WICKY WICK WICK WICK WICKY WICK Turn it up! Bring the noise! WICKY WIDDA WIGGITTY WICK WORD! WICKY WICKY WICKY Yo Chuck! They tryin' to tell me to turn it down, man, but Flava Flav ain't goin' out like that, man! |
| 19th July 2004 - 09:20:59 PM |
| 8957 : |
| i lick to like the buttholes! |
| 19th July 2004 - 09:49:19 PM |
| 8958 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, this message board has been pretty shitty lately. Please clean it up. It's becoming harder and harder to find gay fantasies to read while cracking one off. Nobody wants to read hip-hop messages or Hollywood stories. Instead, I must reiterate what I have said countless times before - your queer fans (who comprise 97% of the people who view this guestbook daily) are simply looking for homo-erotic Saved By The Bell fantasies involving you, Diamond! Such messages allow your gay followers to lose many loads annually! However, this board has lately become cluttered with off-topic messages. Diamond, if you clean up this board immediately, I promise I'll give you a nice, warm pair of Indian Goggles after eating some tacos - I'll be sure to leave a dark "shit dot" in the middle of your forehead!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 19th July 2004 - 09:55:17 PM |
| 8959 : |
| picture of dustin in an orgy: http://www.savedbythebellnow.com/flashback/rerun53.JPG |
| 19th July 2004 - 10:18:28 PM |
| 8960 : gay slater |
| screech, please cum over and eat out my spicy mexican burrito |
| 19th July 2004 - 11:13:19 PM |
| 8961 : Queer Diamond Fan |
| Hey guys, i found a website almost as gay as this one: http://www.william-hung.org/ |
| 20th July 2004 - 12:07:52 AM |
| 8962 : Twyla 16 |
| screech, i'm a 47 year old truck driver. i want to meet you at a truck stop and have sex with you tonite |
| 20th July 2004 - 12:14:20 AM |
| 8963 : A guy |
| You are all severely retarded. I wish there was a hell, so I could be assured you would all suffer indefinately. Fuck you. |
| 20th July 2004 - 12:46:58 AM |
| 8964 : Lusty |
| "A guy," you sound really hot! Will you please toss my salad?? |
| 20th July 2004 - 03:55:42 AM |
| 8965 : Mohammed al Mahmood Sayeed Ali |
| Dearest Mr. Diamond, Congratulations on your fine website! I am writing to you today because I am the inventor of the sexual technique known as the 'Arabian Goggles', with which I beleive you are well acquainted. I created the move in the late 1970s, when I gained infamy as 'The Phantom Arabian-Goggler of Cairo' - I would enjoy sneaking into the bedrooms of young gentlemen at night and sitting on their faces while they slept! They would invariably report to the police the next morning that they dreamt they were wearing a nice, thick set of Arabian Goggles, and it is from here that the name derived. Anyway, I would very much like to invite you to my country, so that we may practice and develop advanced goggling techniques. Also, have you ever licked the ass of a camel?? Your brother, Mohammed al Mahmood Sayeed Ali |
| 20th July 2004 - 10:37:34 AM |
| 8966 : romanova adaltixa |
| ß romanova adaltixaë |