| 23rd July 2004 - 06:38:49 PM |
| 9087 : Pepe LeAss-Cunt |
| Well rape my ass and call me Susan! Have you, dear reader, ever had the pleasure of waking up in the morning and finding the large, throbbing, circumcised schlonger of one Dustin Diamond Esq. lodged in your tight, 15-year-old Puerto Rican orphan ass? No?? Well I do believe that I have!!! I don't mind telling you, it was a large 'un!!! Never in all my years as a pert, vulnerable orphan child with a ringhole to die for have I been anally raped by anyone better!!!! Not even old Father O'Grady, the aging catholic priest with a 'reputation', has pleasured me quite as much!!! Not even on a good day, when the Viagra had taken hold!! |
| 23rd July 2004 - 06:54:03 PM |
| 9088 : COMMANDER COCK |
| WELL BLOW ME CAPTAIN CUNTFACE |
| 23rd July 2004 - 06:58:26 PM |
| 9089 : just call him NUMBER ONE ASSHOLE |
| NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus." |
| 23rd July 2004 - 07:03:12 PM |
| 9090 : Sgt. 1st Class Special Fart Fucker |
| Well butter my corn and call me in the morning! Have you, dear Pepe, ever experienced waking up with a mouthful of Dustin's sputum-laced poo droppings and a super glue-like Superman? No? Well I do believe that will rip the farts out of your ass and fuck them! Never in all my years as a shady, overweight child predator have I fucked so many burgeoning young tender virgin farts! Not even Father McBoyfucker has violated so many hot little rusty leutenant badges as I, not even during one of his many Bushmills-induced man-boy fuck orgies! |
| 23rd July 2004 - 07:38:56 PM |
| 9091 : Pepe LeAss-Cunt |
| Well sodomize me good and hard and call me McDougal!!! I must say that I have never experienced the joys of our good friend Mr. Diamond excreting his waste products into my oral cavity, though, during our last rendezvous, he did offer me a Superman, but I had to refuse as I had a prior engagement with one Father O'Dograpist! My sphincter was screaming that night, I can tell you!!! |
| 23rd July 2004 - 07:56:50 PM |
| 9092 : Dustin |
| I need a ham and cheese like Katie Holmes needs an enema! I'd also enjoy a hot Uncle Sourkrout right up my poo shooter! |
| 23rd July 2004 - 08:34:03 PM |
| 9093 : KOOL KEITH SPACE RANGER |
| Y'all niggas need to be around when my dick itch. |
| 23rd July 2004 - 08:35:26 PM |
| 9094 : Twyla 61636 |
| hey sick boy, if you're there i am HIGHLY confused and wish to talk to you. if you get the pictures then call me or something. call my cell phone if you're reading this now. please call, it's kinda important. i don't know if you changed your number or whatever but i called last night and some chick answered. i like that number more. try and figure out why. |
| 23rd July 2004 - 09:03:19 PM |
| 9095 : |
| sick boy is CRAZY |
| 23rd July 2004 - 09:03:53 PM |
| 9096 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 23rd July 2004 - 09:43:07 PM |
| 9097 : Jay Beez |
| I believe you have my ridin' spinnas. |
| 23rd July 2004 - 10:43:10 PM |
| 9098 : |
| why ya gotta make things so KAAAHN!!!plicated? |
| 23rd July 2004 - 10:54:55 PM |
| 9099 : |
| 9089, you are a DUMBASS!!! http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/fetal.asp |
| 23rd July 2004 - 11:27:29 PM |
| 9100 : |
| 9099, you are a DOUCHEBAG!!! |
| 24th July 2004 - 12:13:14 AM |
| 9101 : |
| 9089, 9099, and 9100, let's have GAY SEX!!! |
| 24th July 2004 - 12:28:58 AM |
| 9102 : Gay Diamond fan |
| Diamond, did you really post message number 9076? I have heard that you call Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar a couple of fags in your standup routine and in interviews. I also read that you do a standup routine called "Shaved By The Balls" when you tour college campuses. Yet you are angry that your homosexual fans are posting gay fantasies here! I don't get it. In your post below, you state that you will "have this guestbook and site wiped out." How are you going to do that? You already got your ass handed to you by Max in front of the ICANN arbitrator. Are you now going to sue people in the courts? What are the grounds for your lawsuits? Please enlighten us! |
| 24th July 2004 - 02:39:36 AM |
| 9103 : Mr. Belding |
| Sorry, Dusty can't talk right now, he's too busy suckling at my gigantic member like a dehydrated underage Mexican boy who just finished crossing the border and hasn't had a drop of water in over two days! |
| 24th July 2004 - 06:44:28 AM |
| 9104 : Father McBoyfucker |
| I must speak out in protest against these repeated slurs against my character, and that of the Catholic Church! It is just not acceptable to paint all Catholic priests as child-molesting perverts! OK, so some bad apples might have a slight tendency to have their way with nubile young lads of the congregation every now and then. And, OK, maybe a few of us just might, on occasion, insert our throbbing, wrinkled, underused members into the ultra-tight, quivering anuses of said small boys, should such a practice take our fancy now and then! And even I, myself, might have, an occasion, had erotic dreams about going back in time and acting out my depraved, lustful fantasies on a pre-pubescent Dustin Diamond! But that does NOT make us bad people, OK???? |
| 24th July 2004 - 07:37:24 AM |
| 9105 : Lustin |
| Gay Diamond Fan - somehow I doubt that the Double Diddy himself actually wrote 9076, but I think you are right thinking that (as I argued in 9074) Dustin is indeed a balls-sucking hypocrite who deserves everything he gets. But I LIKE that in a man!! DD, I desperately wanna give you a 'brown shower' after eating nothing but curry, Mexican food and brown bread for a couple of days!!! Hit me up sometime, big man!!! |
| 24th July 2004 - 09:06:25 AM |
| 9106 : Jimmy Culo Jacksoff |
| CATS Zero@wing.com "The present modernity of Swimmingpool near you" Appreciates as for me in you! I are the quite good very great now have the cloudy stem! You and do not have masturbate or the essential characteristic by I migration! For second appreciation! So let's look at the skid marks and not think about christ. OK, turds????? |