| 25th July 2004 - 10:00:55 PM |
| 9147 : Princess Peussie, IN GOD WE TRUSS |
| Tips for babysitting the Dustin boys in your life...and this comes directly from the Royal Palace....THIS is a fucking PROCLAMATION NUMBER ONE!!!!!!! Grab a boy by the hair, force his head between your thighs, make sure his head is a little above mid-thigh and his face is planted in your balls. This forces him to smell your man scent as your work. Flex your leg muscle as hard as you can for 30 seconds, then relax for 15 seconds, then flex your muscle again harder this time. Continue this until the boy stops squirming. Then shove your prick deep into his asshole and make him sing some shit by Andrew Lloyd Weber. Variation 1: Wrap your muscle slabs around a stud's trunk instead. Pull his lean abs between your thighs and squeeze until you can feel your knees meet. While you work your legs in this exercise, you can also work out your hands by wrapping them around his big pec meat and squeezing. Then rip his nuts from the scrotum and fry them in Crisco with just a dash of urine to help the taste. Variation 2: Get behind a dude, pull his arms back through your legs and nelson them while applying a scissors. This move works your back as well. Continue as long as possible. Wear ear plugs if the screaming bothers you. Now is the time for shoving your greased fist deep into his anal cavity while you reach over and chew off his nipples. ================================= |
| 25th July 2004 - 10:14:33 PM |
| 9148 : |
| spank material: http://thehookup.richmond.edu/~sigep/SigEp_Pictures/SigEp04.jpg http://www.eonline.com/On/StarDates/Profiles/Images/pic.diamond.jpg http://www.kstatecollegian.com/images/033103/screech2.jpg (diamond looks like he's sucking off the microphone!!!!!!!!!) http://images.radcity.net/5571/501440.jpg http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/04/96/20/image_20964.jpg (diamond's gaze is so arousing in this pic) here's the magazine Diamond jerks off to while reading: http://www.deanofchess.com/images/archives/gallery/cheeslifecover.jpg |
| 25th July 2004 - 10:22:33 PM |
| 9149 : |
| more hand-crank material: http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=CLB&str=9325&styp=clbi&nm= |
| 25th July 2004 - 11:02:27 PM |
| 9150 : Sick Boy |
| Hell yes. Thank you stand-up citizens for your GG Allen support. I've never really listened to the man but my friends do. They tell me lurid tales of GG flinging his cum at his audience. He's my kind of fella. I fling cum at folks all the time! You should see Twyla. She's a white trash redneck mess! She keeps her Christmas lights on her front porch all year long. She knows all the words to every Charlie Durphy song! SHE AIN'T NO HIGH CLASS BROAD. She hopes with conviction that the South will rise again. FAGBUSTERS please come back! I need someone to help me date rape this hillbilly ho! LEAH: I'm sorry I drank a lot and passed out. Would you expect less from Mister Sick? PLEASE LET ME BORROW YOUR BASS! I'll give it back! I juss wanna learn a couple songs. GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BASS 'CUZ YOU NEVER PLAY IT, YOU NO BASS SLAPPING WHORE! PRINCESS PEUSSIE: Yo bitch! CAN'T TRUSS IT! Yo Chuck! CAN'T TRUSS IT! FAGBUSTERS: It's safe now, old friend. Please come back. In closing, thanks 9141. |
| 25th July 2004 - 11:29:37 PM |
| 9151 : SICK FUCKING BOY |
| For all of you saying "Burn!" right now, this is in all honesty. TWYLA 16 did in fact send me pictures of her ugly ass. Yes, she is a mac-'n-cheese skank that couldn't nearly touch the high caliber qualifications of a Sick Boy girl. She does in fact look like Brian Warner on a bad day. Sick Boy does not stick his Sick Stick into Marilyn Manson look alikes. If you are a Jessica Biel look alike, please contact Sick Boy. IF YOU ARE LEAH: PLEASE MOTHERFUCKING LET ME BORROW YOUR BASS! Please. I am Ugoff. I have Primus CDs in the mail. I need slappy slappy for bass playing fun. YOU NEVER PLAY IT! I PLAY MORE THAN BOOTSY ON A DREAM DATE WITH STANELY CLARK AND MIKE WATT AND LES CLAYPOOL AND FUCKING OPRAH PLEASE LET ME BORROW YOUR BASS! Please, I am Sick Boy. |
| 25th July 2004 - 11:41:13 PM |
| 9152 : SBEEZ |
| And to set the record straight, I thought of this nickname well before "Trainspotting," which came out while you were still shitting in diapers instead of slutty thongs, Twyla. OK, so I am mostly Scottish and I love hard drugs and listen to the Exploited, but 'Sick Boy' was my adopted moniker well before the movie came out and before the Diamond website shot out of Max Goldberg's pussy. PLEASE LET ME BORROW YOUR FUCKING BASS IT LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU... LEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH! Leah I love you. |
| 25th July 2004 - 11:53:17 PM |
| 9153 : FUCK YOU |
| fuck you, you fucking werid nosed jewish bitch! |
| 25th July 2004 - 11:57:15 PM |
| 9154 : Kurt Steinberg |
| SBEEZ, TWYLA 16, Sick Boy, and PRINCESS PEUSSIE, please stop posting here or Diamond's webmaster will be forced to delete your posts. The subject matter of your posts do not pertain to Dustin Diamond-related queer fantasies and therefore violate the TOS of this website. As you should know this is primarily a queers-only message board. It was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange homosexual fantasies about our icon, Diamond! Please be respectful of the queers who come here looking for masturbatory material - your posts do not give anyone wood and therefore unnecessarily clutter this message board, making it harder for Diamond's gay fans to find homosexual fantasies to coax sperm out of their nut-sacks!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 26th July 2004 - 12:02:43 AM |
| 9155 : neil |
| nice work steinberg. i need to read some arousing stories so that my nut butter will spew all over the face of a young man |
| 26th July 2004 - 12:11:45 AM |
| 9156 : Mr. Belding |
| Screech, let me fondle your backside like i used to back at bayside when i was your gym teacher. Remember when i pulled down your speedos in front of the whole gym class and then sent you back to Mr. tuttles' class in only your underoos? |
| 26th July 2004 - 12:14:51 AM |
| 9157 : S!CK B0Y |
| This is that funky old copyrighted shit... Just for Leah I write this! Leah you are my sweetie. NOW GIVE ME THAT FUCKING BASS! This is just for you: KILL black people 'cuz you don't want equal Rights because you only think in black and white Right? I'd rather DIE at Kent State Than live and perpetuate the hate! S!ck B0y thinks in terms of grey Fuck what the Fox News pundits say With Jefferson by our side let's find a way To make the weak strong without having to pray! Saw MLK blastin' Bill O'Reilly "You can't slip your demonic lies by me!" Make LOVE fuck WAR's what Chuck D. Say Fuck the black and white-think in terms of GREY! Grey is the future... In 'free speech zones' it's easier to shoot ya! From DC all the way back home PLANET EARTH IS A FREE SPEECH ZONE! ...Leave me alone. BY SICK BOY, 2004! DO NOT COPY, BITCHES! |
| 26th July 2004 - 12:24:28 AM |
| 9158 : Ugoff |
| They said make it hot. Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 26th July 2004 - 01:11:19 AM |
| 9159 : |
| GIMME THAT FRICKIN BASS! you're like the daughter i never had because i've never had consensual sex without money involved. GIMME THE FRICKIN FOUR STRING! Please. I am S!ck B0y. |
| 26th July 2004 - 04:21:21 AM |
| 9160 : Sissy Timmy |
| Dustin, my ever most favorite scenerio (dream and fantasy) is that one or two women take me outside for a long walk in public with me dressed as a 7 to 8 year old little girl. I'd be dressed in either a frilly little girl's pageant dress or one of those precious, "Daisy Kingdom", little girl dresses. Underneath would be the required petticoata (because the women are petticoating me), ruffled bloomers or rhumba panties, training bra and lovely camisole. I'd have on ruffled ankle socks and Mary Jane Shoes. My face would be tastefully made up in little girl style. My nails would be painted a lovely shade of pink. I'd be powdered and perfumed with a dainty little girl scent. I'd have on perhapes a little girl charm bracelet, tiny tear drop earrings, a dainty pendant around my neck and a genuine, "Barbie", watch. On my head would be a lovely coiffured light brown wig, with sleek sides, deep bangs and perhaps softly curled or with long sausage curls. Of course, I'd be sporting a ribbon tied in bow in my hair. |
| 26th July 2004 - 06:07:30 AM |
| 9161 : Lustin |
| Steinberg - don't forget to add Sissy Timmy and that Ugoff motherfucker to your list. Not only do they post non-Diamond related material, they post the same shit over and over! Inexcusable!!! |
| 26th July 2004 - 09:20:23 AM |
| 9162 : Count Jackula |
| Blah, young Dustin I vant to cum in your ass and suck it out through a pink crazy straw. I would go one .. one wad of cum ha ha ha two ... two wads of cum ha ha ha. It would be fun young Dustin, think about the pair of arabian goggles you would receive. Blah I vant to suck your cock and once I coax out your little guys, I would spit them in your face, I will call that the "spitting cobra", oh young Dustin, I will give you a spitting cobra everyday. ha ha ha |
| 26th July 2004 - 09:55:40 AM |
| 9163 : Twyla 16 |
| you fucking suck!!! you asshole. i'm so glad that i didn't invest my heart into you! if you didn't realize i only called you for phone sex. if you want to call me ugly then finr but send me my pictures back. the one with blond hair is my favorite so i want it back you bitch. oh yeah, everytime i masturbated i was thinking about katie and Danny. you can burn the one with red hair, it was takin' about a year ago. And if you really think i'm ugly then i'm kinda curious as to what you think is hot. i'm to wasted to care. i've been drinking since six, it's been one of those days so far, you can kiss my ass, which is absolutely gorgous, at least i sent a picture, you never sent me one. for all i know you're forty. you damn pedophile. go back to fucking your sister. i'm done messing with bitches that i meet on the internet. fuck this. fuck this world, fuck this place, fuck everything that you stand for!! oh yeah how the fuck do i look like Marilyn Manson? whatever, thanks for proving my thoughts. CRYMUUF VILG!! |
| 26th July 2004 - 10:30:26 AM |
| 9164 : S!ck B0y! |
| It isn't often that I type corny little abbreviations, but LOL! Who do I think is 'hot?' Not you, sweetie! The cheerleaders that I impregnate every day- they're pretty hot. And why is it that angsty, deluded goth kids always bitch about "this world" and "this life"? "THIS world is bullshit!" Where is the fucking other world? Is it bullshit? No? Then go there and stop fucking bothering me with your petty insignificant ramblings of sophomoric banality. Bitch. Did I prove your thoughts? Were you thinking, "I'm an ugly slut who should be mauled by a bear?" Thought proven. |
| 26th July 2004 - 11:13:32 AM |
| 9165 : Twyla 16 |
| why the fuck do you think i'm gothic??? my thought's are that you are a shallow fuck(crymuuf vilg) who has nothing in common with me and gets off on picking on others. at least i get off on thoughts that someone will violate me and not be afraid to hurt me. the fuck this world thing was from a slipknot song. oh yeah, you would never be rough enough for me. you fucking pussy. you couldn't hurt a fly. you fucking suck. i don't care if you think i'm not hot because you weren't really one of those guys that i was "dating" the guys i date actually care about what i think and have stuff in common with me, which turns them into caring pussys who would never want to hurt me, ohh, you're so tiny, you're too cute, i don't wanna pull your hair, won't that hurt??? but you just fucking suck, i mean come on. you wanted to watch me pee. you fucked up bastard. i'm wasted and i still remember all the stupid shit you said, at least most of it. in the great words of Danny, my great guitar guy, fuck you, you fucking fuck!!!! |
| 26th July 2004 - 11:52:43 AM |
| 9166 : Trans Bebe |
| Hi Sissy Timmy I too love to wear extremely thick diapers and very noisy plastic pants. I had my diapers made by Angel Fluff and bought both the plastic panties and the nylon over pants with the vinyl lining. But since I wanted there to be no doubt I was diapered when someone heard me walking, I added a little extra. I got a box of the heavy duty plastic lawn and leaf bags from the hardware store. I cut out the bottom corners so my legs would go through. I pull these up over the regular plastic pants. Then put on the nylon and vinyl over pants, then my ruffled nylon sissy pants. The net effect is electric. My bottom is huge, there can be no doubt that I am diapered by anyone seeing me even from a distance and I really rustle when I crawl or walk. Since I live in an apartment, I frequently go outside when I am sure I will be seen and heard. A couple neighbors participate in babying me and a few even ask if am wet. The most excitingthing is to be seen by a man when I am all decked out in my frilliest baby dress and bonnet. I love it when they laugh at me and when I hear my plastic panties rustling as well I get a little lighted headed from the rush. If you love hearing the noise, try the plastic bag trick. It works well! |