| 29th July 2004 - 10:31:52 AM |
| 9260 : Dennis Haskins |
| Hey Dusty boy, remember me? I'm the one who forcefully took your anal virginity backstage during the second season of Saved by the Bell! Remember how much you cried when you noticed all the blood running down your legs and you thought you were dying? Boy, you sure were one stupid little cumguzzler, weren't you? I explained to you that you were only bleeding because I had popped your tight little butt cherry without using any lube. Then I proved it to you when I raped you the next week during lunch break and I used a whole jar of mayonnaise for lubrication. Well okay, there were still a couple minor streaks of crimson along my mayo-smeared cock, but at least it didn't hurt as much as before, right? Remember during the fourth season when I deposited 20 loads in your butt in one day, breaking my previous season three record of 15? I know how much it bothered you to walk around all day with so much of my salty seed swishing around inside you, your sore anus leaking gobs of it into the seat of your baggy zubaz every time you sat down, but you needed the protein anyway, you were pretty thin, afterall. Remember when you finally got sick of being raped by me and threatened to call the cops if I didn’t stop? I always said I would get you back for that. Remember during the final season wrap party for the original cast when we were all saying goodbye to each other and I whispered into your ear how sorry I was for everything I had put you through? Remember when you were walking to your car in the parking lot and somebody came up behind you and pulled a hefty bag over your head and raped you right there in the parking lot on the hood of your father’s shitty station wagon? Remember how hard your assailant would donkey punch you every time he climaxed deep inside your scrawny little butt? Remember when you lost consciousness after the eight donkey punch and you woke up naked in the backseat of your car, disoriented and bloody, and found a note stuck on the bloody swollen wounds on the back of your head? Remember how the note said to look at your ass in the mirror and when you did you discovered that I had tattooed my name on your butt? Boy, did I get you good! |
| 29th July 2004 - 10:55:57 AM |
| 9261 : Gay Zack |
| Wow Dennis, your story made me pitch a tent like never before - I never would have guessed that you knew those advanced moves. You are my hero for taking advantage of the young Dustin and giving him what he deserved. Maybe we can hook up for some fierce donkey punching action - you can even put a bag over my head while you do it - just make sure you take it off before I suffocate. Gayside High Football Rules! |
| 29th July 2004 - 11:33:08 AM |
| 9262 : Anal Catastrophe |
| Zack and Dennis are making me shit stained little peeny throb like the vein in Donald Pleasence's forehead! Mystery- your posts never have anything to do with the Double Deputy Dawg Dog, so why don't you post them elsewhere? |
| 29th July 2004 - 11:54:04 AM |
| 9263 : I luv men |
| This site sucks. |
| 29th July 2004 - 12:01:49 PM |
| 9264 : to the writer of message 9251 |
| well, i never knew dis site woz an english class!da things i hav sed in here r meant 2 b mispelt coz they r short 4 da words DUMBASS! and ur saying that Im da 1 dat doesnt understand the purpose of this site?!?! I THINK IM DA ONLY 1 THAT DOES! shut up u gay asshole ur a disgrace 2 evry1 especially dustin. i bet he dnt even cum on here coz its so god damn lame and full of sad pathetic old men hu hav nuthin else better 2 do in their sad pathetic lil lives! how old r u anyway? 50 odd? u sound it! LOSER! |
| 29th July 2004 - 12:48:13 PM |
| 9265 : to the writer of 9264 |
| you sound hot, maybe you will give me an assjob? it's like a handjob, only with an ass crack, it might be what you need |
| 29th July 2004 - 12:55:23 PM |
| 9266 : Gay Spiderman |
| Diamond! I want to catch you in my spunky web! http://www.goatkeeper.net/spidee.jpg |
| 29th July 2004 - 01:44:19 PM |
| 9267 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 29th July 2004 - 02:38:23 PM |
| 9268 : |
| hey CrazyMAC |
| 29th July 2004 - 02:54:18 PM |
| 9269 : Princess Peussie, ready to kick Dustin\'s gay ass |
| Well, ain't that the way it goes??????????? you give some royal proclamations and YOU TURDS don't bother to read this info. NOW GET THE FUCK WITH IT AND DO WHAT YOU USELESS SHITHEADS SHOULD BE DOING: Love, Princess Peussie ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Tips for babysitting the Dustin boys in your life...and this comes directly from the Royal Palace....THIS is a fucking PROCLAMATION NUMBER ONE!!!!!!! Grab a boy by the hair, force his head between your thighs, make sure his head is a little above mid-thigh and his face is planted in your balls. This forces him to smell your man scent as your work. Flex your leg muscle as hard as you can for 30 seconds, then relax for 15 seconds, then flex your muscle again harder this time. Continue this until the boy stops squirming. Then shove your prick deep into his asshole and make him sing some shit by Andrew Lloyd Weber. Variation 1: Wrap your muscle slabs around a stud's trunk instead. Pull his lean abs between your thighs and squeeze until you can feel your knees meet. While you work your legs in this exercise, you can also work out your hands by wrapping them around his big pec meat and squeezing. Then rip his nuts from the scrotum and fry them in Crisco with just a dash of urine to help the taste. Variation 2: Get behind a dude, pull his arms back through your legs and nelson them while applying a scissors. This move works your back as well. Continue as long as possible. Wear ear plugs if the screaming bothers you. Now is the time for shoving your greased fist deep into his anal cavity while you reach over and chew off his nipples. ================================= |
| 29th July 2004 - 03:19:37 PM |
| 9270 : Luckily NOT Ugoff, please GET OFF!! |
| Well I'm very offended. I went to that great site of dustin's at the suggestion of princess Peussie and that horrible Kurt, and what did I find but lots of cute pics of Dustin's asshole, butmuch worse:::::horrible pics of nasty people eating shit and stuff like that. I had to say a prayer fast, just to release some stress, pressure and lots of horrible stomach gas. Yeh, sure, join it quickly and check for yoursleves. GroUpp======== http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/dustindiamondheaven/ |
| 29th July 2004 - 03:38:04 PM |
| 9271 : Jimmy Fudgepacker |
| HEY THOSE REALLY ARE HORRIBLE PICS FOR FUCKING SURE. TWYLA PUT THEM THERE, SINCERELY !!!!!!!! YEH THAT WEB CLUB FOR DUSTIN IS THE DRY HEAVES! |
| 29th July 2004 - 05:13:29 PM |
| 9272 : |
| I'm not gay or anything, but I needed some money so I started doing some gay for pay movies. Gay for pay is pretty fucking awesome, I suck some dick, fuck some ass or whatever and get paid 2K a shot. Not bad for a days work! I really don't desire men, but I think I want to do a gay for pay film with Dustin Diamond, his name even sounds like a gay porn stars name. I would toss some jew salad and get tea bagged, followed by some butt slamming. Of course I would have to look at some straight porn before doing a scene so I will get hard. Wood problems are a bitch in gay for pay, but I do viagra now to help out. Once I got an entire asian man shoved up my ass, that hurt for a few weeks. I can't wait to hook up with Dustin to do a film. |
| 29th July 2004 - 05:57:37 PM |
| 9273 : |
| I am NOT gay or anything, but eating peanut butter out of Dustin's gaping asshole for pay is like eating chunky style heaven out of a Jewish angel's glorious man-hole. I really don't desire peanut butter or anything, I'd rather jelly. |
| 29th July 2004 - 06:07:11 PM |
| 9274 : |
| http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002EJ7JY/qid=1091142384/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/002-4506276-5831246?v=glance&s=dvd |
| 29th July 2004 - 09:56:12 PM |
| 9275 : |
| 18th July 2003 - 05:43:09 PM 3365 : Ham Span hey chachi, i dont have a problem with you loving diamond in a non-sexual way, but you should respect the rights of others to express gay feelings for Dustin. Respecting Dustin for his slim, toned body and sexy curly hair is no different to respecting him for his acting, chess or comedy 'skills'. Just because i want to lose my load up dustin's brownpipe and then milk him dry into a Saved By the Bell mug and make him drink it does not mean i dont respect him, i do! |
| 29th July 2004 - 10:26:57 PM |
| 9276 : |
| http://www.jsonline.com/onwisconsin/music/jul04/245801.asp check out Diamond's answer to the following question (is it just me, or does DD really live in a fantasy world? he certainly has an inflated sense of self-importance) Q. How do you explain the lack of professional success had by your "Saved by the Bell" co-stars since they left the show? A. I think because we did the show so long, we've been typecast, and typecasting is a very powerful thing. It's wrong, but it does exist. Unlike me, they don't have anything to fall back on. I'm now a full-fledged professional comedian. If they don't act, there's nothing they can do. |
| 29th July 2004 - 10:27:58 PM |
| 9277 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 29th July 2004 - 10:29:55 PM |
| 9278 : S!CK B0Y |
| WISCONSIN! I FUCKING KNEW IT! |
| 29th July 2004 - 10:37:35 PM |
| 9279 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| valent estimable ektachrome probate womb camino cried mckeon ashman crayfish coarse transmitter bristol . I think because we did the show so long, we've been typecast, and typecasting is a very powerful thing. It's wrong, but it does exist. Unlike me, they don't have anything to fall back on. I'm now a full-fledged professional asshole. If they don't act, there's nothing they can do. for example I can stand on my head and sing AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL through my anal canal. Try that one on for size, you nitwits!!!!!!!! And please don't start with that Wisconsin shit, ok, you know as well as I do that it doesn't exist. For god sake, that's like asking President Bush to say on intelligent thing in his entire life. DON'T HOLD YER BREATHE, BETTY...... Smiles to you, Twyla Twat........... |