30th July 2004 - 02:23:38 AM |
9287 : queer |
the guy with the permed mullet in this picture is so sexy. dd, did you give your ass to him???? http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002EJ7JY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg |
30th July 2004 - 03:14:32 AM |
9288 : Twyla 16 |
you people should go to vampirefreaks.com around midnight tomorrow. i have an account there and shall be posting a few pictures. they don't censor you there. tis' great. i can't show my nipples or my pussy, but everything else is safe. and if you go there rate Veenasgrace. she is my uber hot girlfriend. i love her! |
30th July 2004 - 06:28:22 AM |
9289 : Polak |
Hey watsup everyone, if you wanna talk about how gay Screech is, IM me at POLAK4ZYCIE. |
30th July 2004 - 07:10:09 AM |
9290 : laura |
heyhey there.. why do ya`ll talk so bad about my screechie.. :P.. |
30th July 2004 - 07:44:48 AM |
9291 : Michael Jackson |
Hey Dusty! Do you remember the time you spent here at Wonderland when you were 10? Remember how much fun we had together? Do you remember the night when the magical night-time gumdrop pixie payed you a visit and pumped your poo-hole full of his magical pixie juice? Remember how you had trouble walking for a few days afterwards? Remember how I convinced you not to press charges by threatening to rape Bubbles while forcing you to watch? What a magical time! |
30th July 2004 - 08:34:32 AM |
9292 : Da Shuffle |
YO Diamond! I just whacked off into a pair of my mother's panties thinking about you! |
30th July 2004 - 08:43:35 AM |
9293 : Bukkake Ken |
Ko-n-ni-chi-wa Diamond-san! My name Bukkake Ken, I am being famous Japanese gay porn star. You may be seeing of me in famous adult production "Sperm Shower Vol. 11". I am starring in many bukkake pictures and I am known well for my abilities to ejaculating large amounts of fluid (I am being born with abnormally large prostrate and testis and can be sometimes ejaculating up to a liter). I am writing to ask if you would liking to star in my new production, it called "Bukkake Buttfuckers". I am hoping you will say yes. I would be truly priveldge to drench your honorable face & hairs with my steaming 'spunk'! Please to let me know!!! By way I am liking very much your site. Also I am being 25 of years old, 5"7', blood type AB. |
30th July 2004 - 08:53:58 AM |
9294 : Pepe LeAss-Cunt |
Well tickle my testes and sing hallelujah! A 21-cock salute to Mr. Diamond and associates! Answer me this, dear reader - have you ever been awake at 4am, masturbating to your collection of signed photos of the Double Dilly-ho, when all of a sudden, what should pop into your head but the image of our very own Dustin Diamond Esq. being anally violated by a gnu? God's knees! I was certainly scraping the sperm off of the ceiling the next morning! Poor Mrs. Dustin For sperm she was lustin' So she sucked on her poor dog's bone The dog, he came good Right in her hood And then went off to join the Truck Driver's Union of America Thankyou. |
30th July 2004 - 09:07:23 AM |
9295 : Lustin |
What follows is a transcript of an abandoned interview with Dustin. I found the tape in a dumpster behind a West Hollywood restroom. Dustin called the interview off after he found out that the interviewer was actually from Gay Times. Interviewer: Dustin - how long is your penis? DD: About 3 in...hey, wait a minute! Int: How many times were you raped by Mr. Belding? What's the best way to get semen stains out of zubaz? How many loads would estimate you've swallowed in your lifetime? DD: Now just a minute. I came here today to brag about how mega-successful I am and to shit on my worthless former co-stars. If Mario Lopez has been telling you that I used to like to ejaculate into his mullet, he's lying! This interview is over! (click) |
30th July 2004 - 10:41:25 AM |
9296 : Lustin |
I totally just lost a load to this pic! What a hunk!!!!! http://www.ratemymullet.com/show.php?id=51 |
30th July 2004 - 10:44:11 AM |
9297 : Jerry Bruckheimer |
Hey Dusty, Jerry here, I would like you to star in my next production. It is called "Butt Pirates of the Carribean" and its a side-story to the original "Pirates of the Carribean" film about a gang of swashbuckling pirates in search of rich, bountiful booty... man booty that is! We're still in heavy negotiations with Johnny Depp to reprise his role from the original "Pirates" movie, but I've already talked to Corey Haim and he's all set and raring to go! What do you say, Double-D? |
30th July 2004 - 11:17:35 AM |
9298 : Jerry Bruckheimer on too much coke |
YO Dustin! I just lost a load into my grandpa's colostomy bag whilst pumping my fist and thinking about lubing your Screech-hole with Mario's jeri curl juice and punishing that pressed ruby starfruit with my massive man-taquito! Would you like extra sauce? I will rip those farts right out of your ass and fuck them farty-style! |
30th July 2004 - 12:20:46 PM |
9299 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
30th July 2004 - 12:58:43 PM |
9300 : ugoff |
please, i am a fool |
30th July 2004 - 01:17:58 PM |
9301 : Ugoff |
Please. I am Ugoff. |
30th July 2004 - 01:26:02 PM |
9302 : ckrty |
cool! http://nudy-queen.kir.jp/ |
30th July 2004 - 02:07:19 PM |
9303 : Jerry Bruckheimer |
Hey Dusty, Jerry here again, and I would also like you to star in another one of my next productions. It is called "Queen Arthur" and its a remake of my recently release "King Arthur" film, which you can still catch bombing in theaters right now! I figure "King Arthur" just isn't the type of movie that people want to see right now, so I've decided that we're going to totally redo it from the ground up as a gay musical comedy! We're still in heavy negotiations with Clive Owen to reprise his role from the original "Arthur" movie, but I've already talked to Corey Haim and he's all set and raring to go! What do you say, Double-D? |
30th July 2004 - 02:48:00 PM |
9304 : Twyla 16 |
you all should go to http://www.vampirefreaks.com and rate veenasgrace and fluffybloodykitten. veenasgrace is my girlfriend. i'm not gonna post my name for the sight because so far everyone has rated me a perfect ten. you people would rate me ones and bring my wonderful score down. i don't care if you want to go to the sight or not, she's so sexy that you have to. her hotness is unbelievable. especially the picture of her with the knife against her neck. that one made me cum instantly. i love her.fluffybloodykitten is one of my best friends. |
30th July 2004 - 02:53:38 PM |
9305 : Dustin \"Got the goods\" Diamond |
REALLY? ME?! Mr. Bruckheimer, I promise I will not let you down! Cut me off a line, I'll open the champagne and we'll celebrate! |
30th July 2004 - 03:46:07 PM |
9306 : |
That web site is completely fucking retarded and everyone is fat and ugly and acne plagued. |