| 31st July 2004 - 11:41:01 AM |
| 9327 : Dustin |
| Thanks, Jer Jer, but that scenario hits a bit close to my real life struggles with my deviant sexual tendencies. However, if there comes an opening in "Law an Order: Special Over-Acting Unit," I'm available. |
| 31st July 2004 - 11:49:56 AM |
| 9328 : S!CK B0Y |
| That vampire drama slut website is a virtual treasure trove of unsavory skanks with scarred wrists from failed suicide attempts/cries for attention. I would really love to hear these rat-faced hookers drone on about how 'this world is bullshit' and then about all their ex-boyfriends and how much they tore the girls' wittle hearts to peices! Or how 'Dad said I'm grounded but he's a big jerk!' I want so badly to ignore you, but how do you ignore a drooling, blithering retard sitting in the corner painting it's finger nails black and talking about "The Crow" being the best film ever made? Suck a cheetah's asshole with buttermilk! RIP Wesley Willis! RIP Bill "Motherfucking" Hicks! Viva la Shiva! Learn to swim, motherfuckers! |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:02:18 PM |
| 9329 : Wesley Willis |
| Dustin Diamond by Wesley Willis I like Dustin Diamond a lot. About 56000 people like Dustin Diamond. Dustin Diamond is excellent. Dustin Diamond licks a snow leopard's ass. DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! You can really jam harder like a magicist. You are the best in the long run. You really whoop a llama's ass. You really whoop the horse's ass. DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! DUSTIN DIAMOND!!! Rock over Castro, Rock on West Hollywood. Mitsubishi - the word is getting around. |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:03:57 PM |
| 9330 : Twyla 16 |
| the best film ever is the rocky horror picture show. i don't have any pictures posted yet. my profile wasn't depressing or anything. most of the commenters thought it was funny. thyme is happy that we shall be killing all of the people that annoy us. oh yeah, for the record i put this iste as one of my links. now more people will come and piss you off. the army is forming, do you think you can handle it. and every person that's read my profile has loved me. i have yet to meet anyone that disagrees with me. i forgot that my email address was on there. damn. http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=dominate_me_now |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:10:16 PM |
| 9331 : Twyla 16 |
| I have just put up this uber hot photo of yours truly. http://www.sixsixfive.com/superbonusfatgoth.jpg rate it you guys come on PLEASE VALIDATE ME I'M A WORTHLESS SKANK WHO IS SO LACKING IN SELF ESTEEM THAT I NEED THE APPROVAL OF A BUNCH OF RANDOM INTERNET FUCKTARDS. |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:18:49 PM |
| 9332 : Twyla 16 |
| i am posting my friends. the three chicks are so fucking hot. thyme is the only one that isn't bi. the other two wish to bite my nipple ring. http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=Fluffybloodykitten http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=bam135 http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=Thyme http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=The_Killer_Pixie http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=XxXgorewhoreXxX http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=i-cum-blood http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=Xp913 http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=gothic_reaper http://vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=W1ccaboy |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:26:32 PM |
| 9333 : Professor Nuttbutter |
| Oh my bleeding Christ! 9331! It's fuckin' Twyla! Jesus Christ, girl! Maybe you SHOULD do more speed! At least it will thin you down nicely. I can't say much about those zits though. You're on your own there. |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:27:40 PM |
| 9334 : Twyla 16 |
| i'm not posting goth pictures at vampire freaks. plus that's the only site i have an account at. enjoy the pictures of my sexy buddies. especially gorewhore. she is so hot and nice. fluffybloodykitten is a guy. he's my ex so be as mean as you want, even if he is my friend |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:35:06 PM |
| 9335 : Twyla 16 |
| but don't make fun of me ok u guys cause i realy am tryin to lose some wieght. and i got the pro activ systim so my pimples have realy almost cleared up. |
| 31st July 2004 - 01:43:39 PM |
| 9336 : The Guy Who Played Bud On Married With Children |
| Okay, my therapist said that if I got this out to other people that some of the emotional pain would go away. So here goes. One day when I was about 11(I still had that mullet, what was I thinkingLOL?=), I was invited for a sleepover party at the home of Dustin Diamond. When my Mom took me there, it was only Dustin. He said noone else had shown up yet and invited me upstairs. He turned on hidden camera video footage of what seemed to be Mario Lopez defecating. He asked if I was aroused. I said I wasn't, and he exposed himself, placing his semi-erect penis if front of my face. I instinctively bit off the tip of his penis and ran 4 miles to the nearest public phone to call my mother. I never told anyone until this day. I'm only starting to come to grips. |
| 31st July 2004 - 02:00:35 PM |
| 9337 : MARIO FUCHIN LOPEZ, ESSAY! |
| AND I'M FUCHIN' PISSED AT JEW HOMES! HOW DEED JEW GEH THAT FUCHIN' VEEDEO TAPE, EH, BEETCH?! I'LL FUCHIN' SHEET ON JOUR FUCHIN' HEAD, HOMES! I'LL FUCHIN' CHEW TACOS AND DRINK TECATE IN THE HOT FUCHIN' SUN ALL DAY AND SQUIRT SPICY MEXI-CHOWDER IN JOUR MOUTH WHILE MY HOMEBOY HOLDS EET OPEN BEETCH! JEW ARE FUCHIN' DEAD SCREECH-ASS MOTHERFUCHER! DO JEW HEAR ME, HOMES?! DID JEW FUCHIN' HEAR WHAT I SAID BEETCH? JEW ARE DEAD! |
| 31st July 2004 - 02:59:16 PM |
| 9338 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 31st July 2004 - 03:50:14 PM |
| 9339 : Gay Biff |
| Gay Biff: HELLO! McFLY?! ANYBODY HOME IN THERE, HUH?! McFly: Uh, ah heh heh. Ah, Biff, ya see, ah... Gay Biff: WHY DON"T YOU MAKE LIKE A WAFFLE WHORE AND SCRAMBLE MY EGGS?! McFly: Ah, Biff, ah, I don't think that's neccess- Gay Biff: HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, McFLY?! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A LEAF BLOWER AND SUCK MY HARD COCK! |
| 31st July 2004 - 04:23:21 PM |
| 9340 : Twyla 16 |
| oh yeah, that's totally me!!! let me tell you about it. please feel annoyed to know that your fucking gay site is one of my links. be prepared to meet even more people that you will hate. i hope thyme comes here. her or i_cum_blood. either of them would be highly entertaining. enjoy the musical stylings of dimmu borgir for it shall be your last. we began plotting and the first to die shall be George W. Bush. since sick boy is form texas then i know that he will be upset. his favorite president shall be killed by yours truly with my daggers. well don't cry too much. you can die with him if you like. we shall show you some mercy and kill you with your favorite person |
| 31st July 2004 - 04:50:02 PM |
| 9341 : Twyla 16 |
| oh yeah likes thats really fat me blah blah blah fucking yeast infections blah blah monistat blah blah blah vomit out of my anus blah blah blah the itching the burning blah blah blah south gonna rise again blah blah fuck my dog blah fart into my pussy hole blah blah blah my shits are furry and i SUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKK4ever |
| 31st July 2004 - 04:58:24 PM |
| 9342 : Twyla 16 |
| oh yeah like i totally like it when my dad farts in my pussy hole. let me tell ya. actulaly i hate ok so shut up its not funny. go to www.vampireskankpussyholewithfartsinit.com and rate my dad's fart that's in my pussy hole you can't realy see the fart cuz it's trapped inside my pussy hole and then my cousin fuck me in my butt/fart/poo hole and my momma put on a strap on and fart in my pussy hole before she fucks it with the big ol' strap on let me tell ya. hot patootie bless my soul i realy love farts in my pussy hole whatever happened to saturday night pussies were loose and the farts were tight momma had the strap on a' lookin fer a fight she farted in my beaver and everything was outta sight hot patootie bless my soul i want meat loaf to pinch a loaf in my pussy hole! |
| 31st July 2004 - 05:07:55 PM |
| 9343 : Twyla 16 |
| It's all actually quite simple. My father places his legs behind his head, pointing his rear towards the ceiling with his wrinkled testes dangling like delicate sugarplums twixt his furry thighs. I mout him, placing my thoroughly penetrated birth canal directly atop his anus. I spread my inner labia much like you would the skin on a raw chicken breast. My father then rips a huge steenky one, and I compress the foul gas using my P.C. muscles, thus the fart is trapped inside my pussy! |
| 31st July 2004 - 05:39:17 PM |
| 9344 : Twyla 16 |
| oh and that picture from post 9331 was taken like a year ago i'm way hotter now. |
| 31st July 2004 - 06:26:37 PM |
| 9345 : Twyla 16 |
| also i like to give my father a blumpkin and to lick the fecal remnants off his balls i love to lick his balls when they smell like farts! if licking your father's fart flavored balls is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key! |
| 31st July 2004 - 06:51:25 PM |
| 9346 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |