| 03rd September 2004 - 08:25:46 AM |
| 9773 : Princess Peussie |
| Hi, you turds! Surprised to see this shithole open again, but let's get down to business and here is some info for you: Greetings to my dear friends and globs of goo! YES it is time to celebrate the coming of Spring with fresh orgies and lots of 'giving head' in the Classical Way. Don't think however I'll make it down to the RANCH although Michael sent me an invitation...and by the way, I'm sending you all this peculiar Ranch story which I can verify IS TRUE! In fact I've got some damned good videos of these young slaves being turned into old, nasty slaves, worked on and trained to be the best sex objects in Southern California.....I'm off to Hawaii and that MASS ON THE BEACH with Madre Loki, with hopes that they've managed to turn that vast sewage system there which drains right onto the beach OFF.....and I won't have to dodge those 'turd submarines' during the Mass itself. Hi there, Fluff......Nana Bezerka sends her best to you....as do I to all of my fans. "Mount me if you must, but don't kiss me"....oh god i love THAT film. |
| 03rd September 2004 - 09:03:27 AM |
| 9774 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Here's where it's really happening, and if you don't know about Mr. BISS, then yu dont' know anything. Talk about a guy who fucked Dustin...OUCH!!!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BISSrhymesWITHyouKNOWwhat/ |
| 03rd September 2004 - 09:07:07 AM |
| 9775 : HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORN |
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| 03rd September 2004 - 09:11:14 AM |
| 9776 : Mary Mount |
| This just happened to my friend who was standing on a Hollywood street and yelling BISS LOVES DUSTIN FOR FUCKING SURE....Then it all happened: The first bar THIS FRUITCAKE was right outside, a half a block away. HE WAS in this car, but had taken all of my clothes from me in the toilet...and now I was standing there naked with just some toilet paper hanging from my butt crack. The second bar, I walked out, with the owner coming out after me cursing me out, saying "hand out the cock and balls, boy or just don't come back. We like action here and not diddling". I walked one block, along very brightly lit street...he wasn't there, My Master and Savior, the guy I called BINDOO BOY, the guy who had planned to sell me the two children for 0 each. There were cars passing, and honking horns. Each passerby, while hardly sober, yelled, "Look at me too, Mr. Jackson. I'm an asshole and can sing from this orifice better than you can!". The next block was a taxi stand....lots of people on the brightly lit street..I continued my nude walk to laughs, yells, and screams, stating that I was "an asshole, that YOU don't have a clue about doing the bunny-hop". By now I was nervous and my penis had gotten semi-hard at about 1 inch long, as I was into the third block, approaching a very busy wide interesection, and he was no where to be seen, this guy I had loved like no other lover, since last week, and I could still smell his stinking body as he plowed my useless butthole. Who is that, I asked myself? Was it Christ I was looking for, or just another lover-boy who wants to take me for 'a fucking great butt-ride'? Christ NO, I answered. THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. I SHALL NOT WANT MORE PRICKS THAN TWO OR THREE AT A TIME. AMEN.... I was afraid, trembling, but still hard, turned on and driven. More people pointing, laughing, calling me pervert, etc. I came to the intersection. I was so scared now.I really caused a stir, as on that corner hundreds could see me. I finally saw him, lover of my soul and body, was then accross the avenue, in his car, and laughing hysterically. He must have taken more crack on his peanut butter sandwhich along with the LSD tabs in his diet coke...because I had never seen him having so much fun at my expense. I crossed the avenue, still stating to people loudly, that I was an a shit-stained pervert and out looking for some sauce. Which ofcourse was kind of true, friends. I cried out "Oh Jesus, take this monkey from my nuts". I got to the car, and he said, "fuck off , little Michael, you're going to have to get home nude, if you can, I hope the cops get you first. So long sucker!" And he pulled off in his car. With my clothes, leaving me nude, on a very busy intersection. I didn't know what to do. I was very humiliated, embarrassed, and terrified. So I just bent over and took one huge dump right there on the highway. I was sure I was going to be busted. Ruined. Probably fucked by the cops. I had no place to finger-fuck myself , and it was a half hour subway ride on the train home. Another ride, another fucking by some stranger. Very far and without hope and love. Christ, YOU are my savior, but sometimes I just don't get the punch line to this very delicious joke. And, I was still hard with my dick about to snap off! but along came Mojo with Robert McFerrin, dudes and fuck-buddies from the Ranch, and they gave me a ride back to the Ranch on the condition that once there, we'd call out the ranch hands and have one BIG AND HOT ASS-EATING TIME FOR ALL. Calls were made...and LOVE could be smelled in the air!! Can one ask for better friends? I can't....even though I've been dripping cum globs for days now. Amen!! |
| 03rd September 2004 - 09:19:17 AM |
| 9777 : Madre Loki |
| DID SOMEONE JUST FART?.....OR IS THAT THE SMELL OF LOVE? |
| 03rd September 2004 - 10:03:03 AM |
| 9778 : TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS TEEN PORN AND SEX PICS |
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| 03rd September 2004 - 11:10:03 AM |
| 9779 : gay slater |
| screch, i want to do you in your smelly love tunnel just like i used to 12 years ago |
| 03rd September 2004 - 11:28:11 AM |
| 9780 : Kelly |
| I wanna be fucked by zack morris and ac slater |
| 03rd September 2004 - 12:47:12 PM |
| 9781 : Marimba SHID, and you know where that comes from!! |
| Well Kelly I've been fucked by both zack and that slater with an asshole like a crater. THEY ARE BOTH USELESS and their bananas are creamless. Let's just put our LOVE into the hands of Savior BISS.... GLORY TO BISS ..... As G. BUsh would say: PISS ON EARTH! |
| 03rd September 2004 - 01:03:18 PM |
| 9782 : HIGH on the HOG |
| THIS is a warning, you scum bums! The Salt Lake City woman was recently charged with felony aggravated assault for allegedly stabbing a fellow bus rider when she took offense to his singing songs about BISS. Lovato, 18, and her alleged victim, Jose Rivas, were passengers on a Utah transit bus March 30. Rivas, 23, was listening to his portable CD player with headphones and singing along. Lovato allegedly told Rivas to shut up. "I just couldn't take any more of those fucking cowboys songs about BISS RIDING THE RANGE". "It's unclear if she took exception to his singing ability or just the noise, BUT SHE WAS CLEAR ON THAT FACT THAT ANY MORE SONGS ABOUT BISS WOULD CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE," Police Captain Tracy Tingey said. "He did stop singing but because he yelled back at her. She stated that he yelled something like 'Rim my dog, but don't take my enema bag'". Lovato and Rivas got into a verbal altercation that continued until the bus came to a stop. When they got off the bus, Lovato allegedly pulled out a machette and stabbed Rivas in the shoulder, stomach and neck. Lovato dropped the weapon and fled the scene, Tingey said. But a police officer a block and a half away noticed a woman peering out nervously from the entrance of a beauty salon and crying "He's going to fuck me, I know it". "It was quite obvious that she was acting suspicious, looking to see where the cops were," Tingey said as he wiped blood from his crotch. The officer matched Lovato to the description broadcast over police radio and arrested her as she totally evacuated in her pants. Rivas was treated at the scene of the crime and referred to his own doctor. But the song at the root of his encounter with Lovato can be traced to renegade BISS, now somewhere in Montana. "I would have loved myself to know what he was singing," Police Captain Stoner said. "But he doesn't strike me as the country western type. He's just another one of those BISS fans who get a littel out of control. I personally think she should have stabbed him a few more times." Lovato was arraigned June 10. She faces fine and up to 3 days in prison. |
| 03rd September 2004 - 03:42:05 PM |
| 9783 : Ritardo Culo Gomez of Philly |
| Greetings and Salutations for all of you who survived that ass licking republicn confection! WOW what a pack of cretins. Think about this one: So here you all are, hiding again from God and the Flag and All the Saints in Heaven. Amen...but let's face it, friends, since Princess Fluff got caught giving head in the confession box at St. Agnes of the Vapors in New Orleans the other week, and the police just lined up and got in on the action too, things have not been the same. Hell, it makes that Hussein guy over there in Arab-World look like a Quaker or quacker...Fluff was dribbling jizz down her little royal gown when she got through with that crowd of totem poles. And then came the choir boys, and the entire place turned into a big ass-bopping orgy. I luckily had my video cam there and caught some of the scenes, including the latest JUMPING THE WEEDS CONTEST. Damn that is a hot game for even Rima Bird Girl. Hey there Peussie, did you survive that Colonic Convention there in Greeley? Hope so...got some new enema and colonic equipment being shipped in from Athens Greece and ready for insertions.....Off to bed and giving head. Yep for real: JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE. I got rhythm....Breast Wishes to you sluts! Ritardo Culo Gomez, now out and about and searching out the biggest swollen chocha!! Fuck the SMILES>>>>>>> |
| 03rd September 2004 - 04:56:27 PM |
| 9784 : mary thomas |
| my name is mary, i love iggy pop. i'm a huge fan of yours. i love your middle finger,your butt. |
| 03rd September 2004 - 06:24:42 PM |
| 9785 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
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| 03rd September 2004 - 10:04:56 PM |
| 9786 : Mark-Paul Gosselaar |
| Screech!! Oh my God, Screech!!!! I'm cumming!!! Yeah, that's how I like it you bitch!!! Oh!! Oh!!! Oh!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th September 2004 - 07:54:34 AM |
| 9787 : Marcia |
| Dustin it's me again, Marcia. I was hoping that you'd take the time to clean up this horrid homepage before you put it back online, and I'm very upset that the content of the guestbook is still as explicit as before. Why are you deliberately ignoring my perfectly reasonable requests? I'm only trying to help you after all. Also, with the money that you're earning from your stand up shows and Saved by The Bell DVD's I expected you to have this site up and running a lot sooner. I don't think you're providing a very good service for your fans here with the very un-American content and profanities that litter the guestbook. I urge you to examine the problems here at your earliest convenience. Thank you. Marcia. |
| 04th September 2004 - 08:52:46 AM |
| 9788 : Michael Jackson |
| Hi Kids! Just thought I'd drop by and groom some new victims, er, I mean say hi to my young friends for a big slumber party I'm planning here at Neverland! For those of you that haven't seen me naked yet you're in for a treat, I'll be hosting the party in an outfit I had made from Bubble's skin when he died! There's a special flap through which my pencil thin white cock hangs through, and also some for my baggy hole and 7 nipples to poke out of! Did you know I had 7 nipples? I'm Bad! The party will be great, kids, I hope some of you can make it. I'm planning on having a jacuzzi for all my young friends to frolic in and all the rides will be FREE! Imagine getting stuck a at the top of the ferris wheel with me! There's only one seat per carriage so you'll be sitting on my lap for the ride and it HAS been known to break down up there from time to time! CHAMONE! |
| 04th September 2004 - 08:53:28 AM |
| 9789 : Danny Colverson |
| Dustin, you are a true superstar. One of the greatest assets of the showbiz world. I look up to you, you are an insparation. |
| 04th September 2004 - 09:12:22 AM |
| 9790 : SGT. RAPIER |
| AFTER MY TOUR IN FUCKING IRAQ I STOPPED BY IN NYC FOR THE REPUBLICANS CONFERENCE AT THE GARDEN. IT WAS GOOD TO SEE OUR PRESIDENT SO CONVINCIVE ABOUT HIS FUTURE AS THE PRESIDENT OF OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY. TO HELL WITH ALL YOU KERRY VOTERS, MUSLIM SHIT AND NIGGERS! |
| 04th September 2004 - 10:27:42 AM |
| 9791 : Yasmin |
| Hi Dustin I'am Yasmin!!! I'am from Holland (The Nethetlands) And i look evrt day to Saved by the bell!!!!!!!!! I'am a very big Fan!!!!!!!!!! And i like realy Kelly Kapowski! Kisses from Yasmin |
| 04th September 2004 - 10:43:24 AM |
| 9792 : Yasmine |
| By the way, I have AIDS and like to menstruate into my panties without a tampon or towel! |