| 11th September 2004 - 12:20:28 PM |
| 9873 : parisa |
| hiii dustin you are so funny.. in saved by the bell.. love ya.. and alll tha peepsz in saved by the bell I think lisa en kelly are so cool.. en the rest off course..!!!! well.. can you please mail me... o please I´mmm such a hough fan off yours and all the peeps in saved by the belll.. zackkk en slater en yessieee you rockk.. !.. |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:05:46 PM |
| 9874 : The Black that played Lisa |
| Have any of you seen my career anywhere? |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:36:13 PM |
| 9875 : Dustin |
| i have aids |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:39:23 PM |
| 9876 : Slater |
| Sorry about that, Dustin. |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:44:01 PM |
| 9877 : Fire Fighter |
| September 11th is Teh Roxorz! |
| 11th September 2004 - 01:50:14 PM |
| 9878 : Al Gore |
| I invented the internet. |
| 11th September 2004 - 03:53:31 PM |
| 9879 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 11th September 2004 - 06:18:47 PM |
| 9880 : parisa |
| oh yeah I forgot to mention that I have full-blown AIDS and I want dustin to eat one of my used tampons. or maybe i'll just have my period in his mouth, that would be so hawt |
| 11th September 2004 - 07:39:44 PM |
| 9881 : Stavros |
| Parisa, are you the nigger from SBTB? |
| 12th September 2004 - 06:22:35 AM |
| 9882 : Parisa |
| Ug? |
| 12th September 2004 - 01:17:04 PM |
| 9883 : Ass Plunderer |
| mr. diamond, the talk about the urinal cakes really turns me on. i plan on removing a soaking wet urinal cake from the urinal at a puclib restroom and giving it to you to eat. while you are gobbling it down, i bust a nut right in your eyes. |
| 12th September 2004 - 02:06:01 PM |
| 9884 : meh |
| wooooooo |
| 12th September 2004 - 05:17:55 PM |
| 9885 : Jaleel White |
| Dustin, I haven't heard from you in a while and it's really starting to bother me... Who was there to pee all over your face when you most needed it? Who took big, fat, juicy shits in your mouth every night, whether I wanted to or not (did you ever think that maybe, after a long day starving at work, without a lunch break, that I might have wanted some of that poop for myself to eat?! No, of course not)... That's what I mean when I talk about how selfish and inconsiderate you are, and that you only think about yourself and your own sexual needs... I guess what I'm really trying to say Dustin is that I want a divorce - I'm taking the apartment, the dildos, the sybian machine and all of the used, crusty rubbers that we saved from all of our "parties" over the last few months... So eat your heart out, you cheating little jewfro bitch, because you won't be feeling the warm, snug inner contours of my hot, steamy rectal-cavity on your little vienna sausage again anytime soon, buster!!! Love, Jaleel |
| 12th September 2004 - 05:20:47 PM |
| 9886 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Hi, Turds! I see that this place is just so much shit, as usual. Nothing From Princess Peussie and nothing from Mary Mount or MOJO....but here's something to think about: I thought that things had gotten corrupt in DC, but here at the Royal Court with Peussie training all of the bad boys herself...well, it's now out of control and nasty. I always thought of the Beloved God as one with very slight skid marks on his underpants, but NOW it's been proven that God is a SHE, and she is having a very very long "monthly problem"...thus all of the bloodshed throughout the world courtesy of a fastist govt trying to "liberate" the people of another country by trying to kill them. Dropping bombs on innnocent people and then saying DAMN< SORRRY....well Peussie rules with a tight fist and that is good...but watch out for Princess Fluff who just gets stranger by the hour, ask Gordo and Mojo as they take their sex-vows in Maria's Ass Temple. But I'm off to another Fisting Convention here in Miami, and put me !!!!! |
| 12th September 2004 - 05:30:08 PM |
| 9887 : Jaleel White |
| P.S. Dustin, I consumed 50,000 mics of really good acid w/Gary Coleman at his house yesterday while you were out "working", so you'll probably be tripping really hard for the next few days from that last shit of mine that you ate last night! Enjoy, fuckface!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! XXXXOOOO, Jaleel |
| 12th September 2004 - 06:27:19 PM |
| 9888 : screech\'s beard |
| i have dried up chunks of mr. belding's loads in me. i love you. |
| 12th September 2004 - 09:00:41 PM |
| 9889 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding took a spring break trip down to Mexico? Remember when Slater told you and the gang that he was taking you to one of Mexico's infamous 'donkey shows?' Remember when you got excited at the thought of watching a donkey getting sucked off by a hooker in front of a crowd? Remember when you, Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding showed up at the donkey show arena and waited for the show to begin? Remember when Slater kept ordering beers and putting it on the tab for the four of you? Remember when you got up to go to the bathroom and when you came back to your seat you couldn't find Slater, Zack, or Mr. Belding? Remember when Jose, the show's manager, then came up to you and asked you to pay your tab? Remember when you reached for your wallet only to discover that you had left it back at your hotel? Remember Jose made you get out on the stage to work off the bar tab? Remember when you sucked off two donkeys and then took in the ass from a third before Jose would finally let you leave? Remember your uncomfortable walk out of the show as blood and donkey semen dripped out of your ass? Remember when you got outside and saw Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding? Remember how they were laughing uncontrollably and told you they had watched the entire event from a little window outside the bar? Slater, Zack, and Mr. Belding got you good that time! |
| 12th September 2004 - 10:16:44 PM |
| 9890 : dustin |
| i love u sexy but i actually dont know u i am just surfing the web and i came to this and decidedd to say hello so ttyl i dont know ur name lol peace out a town!!!! |
| 13th September 2004 - 01:09:13 AM |
| 9891 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Princess Peussie (message 9886), why are you still here? You've never once posted anything funny or even arousingly homo-erotic! Your rants have nothing to do with queer Dustin Diamond-related fantasies. We all know that this webpage was set up to allow Diamond's queer fans to exchange gay fantasies about him and the other cast members - this website has caused thousands of homosexual men to lose their loads over the past 3 years! Please leave and don't come back until you've turned full-blown Liberace gay! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 13th September 2004 - 01:53:46 AM |
| 9892 : |
| fsddgddfffffffffffffff |