| 06th January 2005 - 08:58:19 PM |
| 11888 : Princess Peussie |
| I am a fucking worthless cunt who doesn't have a life! |
| 06th January 2005 - 09:15:41 PM |
| 11889 : |
| NeenooNanoo, you're a dickless cocksucker! Everyone knows it is you, Peussie. You're the board's resident dipshit loser. Why do you post here? Nobody thinks you're funny and you add nothing to this board. You're always like "turd this" and "turd that"! Pathetic! |
| 06th January 2005 - 11:01:34 PM |
| 11890 : LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG |
| ß LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLS LITTLE KISSES! YOUNG GIRLSë |
| 07th January 2005 - 05:07:17 AM |
| 11891 : http://perevozgruzov1.narod.ru http://perevozgruzo |
| ß http://perevozgruzov1.narod.ru http://perevozgruzov1.narod.ruë |
| 07th January 2005 - 08:50:48 AM |
| 11892 : OJ Simpson |
| Glans. Ive put on my cleats and Im ready to run over your dick! Ive loaded up the Bronco and me and Al Cowlings are coming to see you. My good pal Chachi phoned in from Thailand where he is acting as a goodwill ambassador from the US! He said that you are a two time loser and that me and Al should teach you a lesson. We are gonna give you da old bum rush then sew up your asshole! You wont be able to engage in any of your perversions anymore. So if you see a white bronco with a guy in a Bills jersey coming your way you best run MUTHAFUCKA! CAUSE THE JUICE IS LOOSE! DA JUICE |
| 07th January 2005 - 02:21:31 PM |
| 11893 : Glans Roundhelmet |
| That sounds pretty hot, OJ! Tell me - since your decline, do you still work out? Cause back in the day, you used to be pretty buff. Is that still the case, or have you let yourself go now? I hope not. I hope you haven't let all that lovely chocolate muscle turn to grey elderly flab, and that you're still a big manly studburger! I want to get you, Al Cowlings and 'DA CHACH' and put you all in a line, bend you over and sodomize the holy crap out of all three of you, one after another! Then I'm gonna 'loose some juice' of my own! Then, when I've lost a pint or so of semen, I want to lie back and relax, and have you three shit, piss and cum all over me for a solid half hour! How do you like them apples, you big hunk of murderous man-meat?? God I'm so horny right now!!! I'm gayer than Merv Albert dressed in a sailor suit!! |
| 07th January 2005 - 02:25:36 PM |
| 11894 : Gay Zack |
| People have begun to queer up us.imdb.com under Dustins name- go queer it up, just don't use vulgar language or else they will delete your post - here is a post I got turned on while reading it .......Here could be even more proof that Dustin "Screech The Flaming Funboy" Diamond is, in-fact, a HOMOsexual. I Live In Toronto, Ontario (where we call it pop)-- read other posts if you don't know what I am talking about-- And I have friends that go to U of T. Well on one of my visits I saw a sign that said U of T Live Wrestling featuring so and so and...From Saved by the bell Screech!...i was shocked!! anyway I continued on my visit to see my friends but noticed the show was already going on, so i walked in cause it was free, and who should I see in the ring, rolling around and groping some oiled-up, steroid injected greasemonkey? none other than everybodies favourite dork (wait thats steve urkel, let me re-phrase that) everybodies favorite queer washed up actor Dustin Diamond! Now being someone that absolutely hates wrestling I didn't stay around to watch anymore of this garbage so I left...BUT, on my way out I saw our old buddy sitting at a table that said autographs, and screech was there. I decided ahhh what the heck, and was about to approach the table when i saw for an autograph, for picture, and 50 for autograph and picture. being short on $$$ I was no way in hell gonna pay that kind of money for some guy that wasn't even a good actor, or at least even funny in the first place. (I don't think I would even shell out that knda money if it was like sylvester stallone, or arnold Maybe if it was bob saget I would. Now I don't know if this proves anything, but it sure kinds of lead you to think...with a last name like diamond and seeing him on top of other guys it kinda of makes you think...HOMO!!! |
| 07th January 2005 - 03:28:09 PM |
| 11895 : chris |
| i LOVE SAVED BY THE BELL SCREECH ISNT GAY!!!! |
| 07th January 2005 - 03:28:33 PM |
| 11896 : your mom |
| FUCK YOU GAY ZACK...AND TO HELL WITH THAT JEWBAG DIAMOND...I WOULDNT GIVE HIM A PENNY FOR HIS JOHN HANCOCK BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG....IT FIGURES HIS JEW ASS WOULD BE CHARGING FOR AND AUTOGRAPH.. |
| 07th January 2005 - 03:49:59 PM |
| 11897 : Gay Zack |
| you want to fuck me huh, come meet me at the dumpsters behind Dicks in Castro and I'll rim your ass than pound you so hard that your ears bleed. |
| 07th January 2005 - 05:11:36 PM |
| 11898 : Glans Roundhelmet |
| Yes! Let's ALL fuck Gay Zack!! Me first though, I hate sloppy seconds. |
| 07th January 2005 - 05:19:41 PM |
| 11899 : Gay Zack |
| you got it buddy, I'll bring the anal lube, you bring the cockring and my ass will be waiting for your roundhelmet - I'll be the guy dressed like Screech with the assless zubaz and the rainbow jew fro |
| 07th January 2005 - 05:55:40 PM |
| 11900 : Glans Roundhelmet |
| Rainbow jewfro? ZOIKS!! You sure know how to push my buttons, you filthy slutqueen! |
| 07th January 2005 - 06:10:51 PM |
| 11901 : shit |
| yo ,mother's ea hoe,.... |
| 07th January 2005 - 11:25:04 PM |
| 11902 : |
| GAY! |
| 08th January 2005 - 09:01:15 AM |
| 11903 : Chris |
| gay zack can i have ur msn addy mine is squeezing_oranges@hotmail.com seeya soon i hope :p |
| 08th January 2005 - 09:28:56 AM |
| 11904 : Jesus |
| This site is shit. that dustin is shit. his fans and homo followers are shit. lube this and fuck that. you little boys wouldn't know where to put this mini sticks of yours. losers everyone in this site. SBTB is garbage just like everyone here. |
| 08th January 2005 - 10:34:20 AM |
| 11905 : Johnny |
| Edmonton Woman Arrested and Spanked for Porn Involving 'transie' Son, 6 CALGARY, Alberta (Reuters) - A Canadian woman faces child pornography charges for distributing explicit pictures of her six-year-old son and possessing more than 100 images of other children engaged in sex acts including rimming the family gerbils, fucking the pet cats, and getting sucked by the dog, police said on Friday. Captain Felcher stated, "I was shocked by all of this excess, and must admit that much of it turned me on, having had numbers of sexual parties with my own kids, BUT NOT LIKE THIS; I saw some little butt holes glowing with passion and blood". The 36-year-old Edmonton, Alberta, woman was arrested and spanked after police, acting on a tip from the city's Child and Family Services Authority, seized two masterbating kindergartners from her home and found the children begging sex from and by adults, authorities said. Margaret Lawson, neighbor and 'morality watchdog' said "I cannot believe this goes on here, and now includes, like some awful virus, my kids and everyone else. Even my 'garden trolls' and garden hoses have been used for various sexual acts and enema parties. Children ranging from preschoolers to preteens were depicted having "one hell of a good time inserting this and that into any hole they could find; one kid had actually used a broken table leg up another buddy's asshole", Edmonton police spokesman Andy Hacking said. During the six-month investigation, police found evidence that the grandmother, who was not named to protect the identity of her psychiatrist, was involved in making and distributing high-class invitations to join the boys and girls throughout all of Calgary for sexual activities. Her bank account was over million just from the sale of sex toys, including gags, colonic equipment, whips, handcuffs, rosary beads and gigantic butt plugs. That led officers to a second suspect, a 56-year-old man, in Ottawa, known for violent sex acts with little girls including autointoxification and ramification of the anus, might be involved. Officers in the nation's capital have confiscated a band of teenage "sex deviates and perverts" from the man's home and charges are pending if in fact he didn't teach them about safe sex and 'its drawbacks', Edmonton police said. "It goes to show you that when police receive an allegation -- especially allegations involving child pleasures in the realm of SEX -- that they are taken with 'tongue in cheek'," Weiler said. "But this is one of those very odd or strange cases where it's a woman who ends up getting charged for NOT training the children in the best positions for fellatio, for no instruction in swilling cum, and not giving the children necessary lubricants to make insertions easier." The woman's son was removed from the home in April and is living with his "Uncle BISS". Some neighbors believe that this strange uncle may be the gang-leader of 'FUCKERS FOR WAR', a group out of Los Angeles. She is scheduled to appear on the Leno Show in November, followed by the Letterman Show in December on charges of making, possessing and distributing pamphlets dealing with "The Corrupt Life of Christ". |
| 08th January 2005 - 10:44:05 AM |
| 11906 : Gay Zack |
| A visit to church may be good for the soul but not so good for the undies, a new study shows. Scientists from Maastricht University found that burning farts in church can release dangerous levels of potentially carcinogenic particles, according to research published this week in the European Bowel Research Journal. "After a day of normal church farting and chorale singing we found about 20 times as much air pollution as a busy church toilet," Theo de Kok, the author of the study, told Reuters. "These levels were so unbelievably high we thought we should ask the church members to keep butt plugs securely in place." The air at a Maastricht basilica contained 200 times the European Union ( limit of PM10 particles after a simulated mass orgy. Tiny particles of fart-fuel, not to mention gulps of warm sperm, can be inhaled and are therefore a potential hazard. The scientists also found high levels of carcinogenic polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons as well as some unknown types of free radicals released from cathedral farting contests. Free radical atoms act as starters and promoters of cancer tumors located in the area of the prostate. "The exposures are worrisome, not so much for the occasional church-goer, but priests, choirs and other people working in churches may have significant exposure; we believe this leads to the rise in perversion, church garden rapes, poor choir intonation and other such trivia," he said. De Kok (pronounced DE COCK) said priests at the church in Maastricht had tried to improve the activities in the men's room after the study. He also noted some churches had stopped using real toilet paper (exempting the Philadelphia Cathedral, where NO toilet paper can be found on high holy days) to protect artwork and delicate interior canals including bowels. De Kok called for research into whether priests, monks and others who work in churches were more prone to an excessive need to suck on testicles. "Even farting at enema conventions should be avoided", he said. "Leaking Butt pollution, whether it be in an outdoor or indoor environment, including swimming pools, can be a danger to one's sense of humor, and cause respiratory diseases such as dizziness from poppers," said Richard Russell of the British Sphincter Society (BSS). |
| 08th January 2005 - 10:54:19 AM |
| 11907 : your mom, this is a warning |
| Oh, I know what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to say it. Why am I putting myself through such misery and lust? You probably figure that between being reduced to the state of a bedridden seed planter, the miscarriages of the quintuplets, sextuplets, triplets, and conjoined twins, and the crib death of the two sets of twins that I actually carried to term, that I’d be ready to throw in the towel and accept the notion that some people are just not meant to have kids. But you don’t understand cause you just haven't a clue. It’s not that I merely want a baby; I NEED to have a baby even if I'm a lesbian. And besides, I just know that all those babies I’ve had and lost are all happy in heaven right now with their hearts full of love for their mummy who got them there even though I was on drugs all the time. And that includes the Siamese sisters whose bodies I keep in that jar on the mantle and the baby born without a brain, now wrapped in tinfoil and kept in my freezer. I don’t know how to explain it, but my body and soul are telling me that I should have a child of my own and feel at least some guy's jizz when it blasts into my cavity. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I know how great a mom I would be. I mean, considering how much I learned from the shortcomings of my own crummy, uncaring parents and those religious studies courses I took in college before dropping out to take that job at the bank where I met Steve, who shared me with his boyfriends and they all fucked me, I firmly believe I’d have a lot to offer a creation of my own flesh and blood and goo. Oh God, why not me?! Oh God, let's try it again and give me someone like Jesus. Sorry about that. What’s that you say? Why not adopt a child? Or just eat them. Oh, you. See, I knew you just don't understand. It’s not that I don’t sympathize with these children who’ve already been born and are in desperate need of parents, but why should I willingly adopt the burden of somebody else’s mistakes AND THESE DAMNED PARENTLESS KIDS ARE MISTAKES... when it would be so much more gratifying to make my own even if I have to jack off my uselss boyfriends? Err, well – you know what I mean. Besides, having your own children helps repopulate the planet and that means less food for everyone. If everyone just stopped having their own children and started adopting them, pretty soon there’d be nobody left to adopt because all the people would be gone. And there would be NO ONE around to watch tv. Oops, that would be Steve pulling up in the driveway. He always honks like that when he comes home. So I guess I’ll see you later, then. Bye, and don’t forget to pray for us to get his prick hard JUST ONCE, what a joke that little worm is! |