| 21st March 2005 - 02:56:26 PM |
| 12820 : Matt Jeromin |
| Hey, me and my gay frat buddies love sex. ATO at Western Michigan University Rocks |
| 21st March 2005 - 05:39:37 PM |
| 12821 : BLAKE PERRY |
| Hi dustin, my mom just went to see you at the funny bone in springfield illinois. she said you were halarious! She also got her picture taken with you. her and her 2 sisters. I'd like an autographed picture from you if you wouldnt mind. I am 10 and i really like watching you. |
| 21st March 2005 - 08:29:19 PM |
| 12822 : Gay Casey Casem |
| Screech, remember that episode where I hosted the dance-off at The Max? Remember when Lisa was your partner and she had a sprained ankle? Remember when she danced 'the sprang?' Remember when you and her won the contest? Remember when the contest was over and I donkey-punched you in the alley behind The Max? |
| 21st March 2005 - 08:33:40 PM |
| 12823 : Teacha |
| I'm the nigger teacher from Good Morning Miss Bliss. I used to sit on Screech's face and let farts directly into his mouth. Then he would lick lick lick my nigger ass. I miss the good old days. |
| 21st March 2005 - 09:30:41 PM |
| 12824 : |
| check out this sexy picture of the double dog: http://207.234.209.30/savegord.com/news5/SbtB_TheNewClass_S3.jpg What's with the black kid in the back? Why is that kid wearing lipstick? Did Screech make him put on lipstick to suck him off? |
| 21st March 2005 - 09:35:42 PM |
| 12825 : |
| screech, i read this article about you: http://www.sj-r.com/sections/ane/stories/50565.asp it says that you poke fun at slater's permed mullet and zack's sexual preferences in your 'comedy' act. why is it ok for you to do that but it isn't ok for your legion of gay fans to post queer fantasies about you in this guestbook? also, it seems as though you are stealing material from this guestbook to use in your act. if you insist on doing so, at least let a few of us give you arabian goggles first. |
| 21st March 2005 - 10:54:06 PM |
| 12826 : Hulkamaniac |
| What's Up Brothers?!! Check out my site at http://www.hulkhogan.tk Whatcha gonna do when hulkamnia runs wild on YOU?!!!! |
| 22nd March 2005 - 12:10:58 AM |
| 12827 : |
| i want to fart in your mouth |
| 22nd March 2005 - 02:40:53 AM |
| 12828 : John McJohnson |
| It has been nearly another week since I last sent a message from Dustin Diamond's colon requesting help. I will continue to send more messages as often as possible, although I fear that my time in here may become short lived, for I was attacked again the other day. Somebody slipped several M&Ms into Dustin's dumper with their thumb, and as I attempted to collect them, the large hairy 'something' from before (or another just like it) attacked me again and stole my M&Ms. I tried to get away but unfortunately, it sucker punched me violently in my lower gut, causing me to keel over and shit myself. The hairy creature then proceeded to eat out my ass, thoroughly licking my butt and anus clean, even going so far as to stick it's tongue up my colon and suck out any remaining fecal matter. At that point I passed out and do not know what happened next. However, I now have reason to believe that I may have been a victim of one of the fabled "rim goblins" that I have heard so much about. To answer a question brought on by another poster, I do not know who that one black penis belonged to, for there are many black penises which pop in and out of here very frequently, as well as several other penises of various colors. I have also realized that most, if not all, of the distant voices that I have heard here in Dustin's colon cavity are actually coming from the outside world. I came to this conclusion several days ago when I heard lots of loud drunken laughter and sleazy Spanish language coming from multiple sources around me, immediately followed by several dark, well tanned penises violently penetrating Dustin's anus. Judging by the amount of blood and torn anal tissue that swished around me as I bounced around Dustin's colon cavity during this very rough and violent ordeal, as well as taking into account the loud expletives that they hurled around during this time, I now have reason to believe that this was an actual rape that had occurred on Dustin Diamond's body. I should also add that after the violent ordeal, I saw another opportunity for freedom when I noticed Dustin's bloody anus hanging open like a well worn sock, but when I attempted to exit the gaping hole, I ran face first right into a fat blunt butt plug, forcing me back into Dustin's colon cavity again along with the swirls of blood and Hispanic semen, which smelled strongly of Taco Bell hot sauce, horribly burning my eyes and giving me a severe case of uncontrollable diarrhea which I am still recovering from. I can only hope and pray that I am rescued from this foul, smelly hellhole before I run into another hungry rim goblin again. Please send help. Sincerely, John McJohnson |
| 22nd March 2005 - 03:50:24 AM |
| 12829 : me |
| wow... all of a sudden this guestbook got really funny again! |
| 22nd March 2005 - 04:31:51 AM |
| 12830 : ann |
| This site is very extensive! Great work! Thanks |
| 22nd March 2005 - 07:36:28 AM |
| 12831 : Spamming cunt |
| My penis is very extensive! Gay work! Wanks |
| 22nd March 2005 - 08:20:41 AM |
| 12832 : Zack\'s dad |
| Screech, come sleep over at my house again. Remember when Zack had a sleepover last week and you got lost looking for the bathroom? Remember when you accidently walked into my room nad caught Mr. Belding and me making out? Remember when Mr. Belding yanked off his underwear and threw it in your face? Remember when you liked the skidmarks on his jockeys? Remember when Mr. Belding and I double teamed you? Remember when we were done with you and you wanted us to suck you off? Remember when we said no and threw you out in the rain? |
| 22nd March 2005 - 08:59:58 AM |
| 12833 : HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS |
| ß HARDCORE TEEN GIRLS HARDCORE TEEN GIRLSė |
| 22nd March 2005 - 11:25:46 AM |
| 12834 : Dustin Diamond |
| Matt (12820): I wanna party with you and your gay frat buddies! I'd love to chug on a few of your 'brewskies' - and by 'brewski' I of course mean 'hot cock'!! I'm flaming gay!!! |
| 22nd March 2005 - 12:02:20 PM |
| 12835 : Mario Lopez |
| Eyy, Dusty! I was thinkin - remember the time I invited you onto the SBTB set alone late at night because I knew you had the hots for me? Remember how I presented you with my proud Hispanic flesh-saber and you started gobbling on it like there was no tomorrow? Remember how after that you started to do me in the ass, and I asked you to talk dirty, so you called me a 'filthy fucking immigrant spic' and then ejaculated on my mullet? Remember how I then took a shit in your mouth? Remember how, after that, you realised that the cameras were on? Remember how it turned out that I had somehow organised a live broadcast from the set to every TV channel in the world? Remember how I'd positioned the cameras so that my face couldn't be seen but yours was in full view? Remember how, the following morning, every news channel and newspaper across the globe carried news of our tryst along with a picture of your 'Oh' face, and you never showed your face in public again? Hehehee, I sure zinged you good that time, huh buddy?? |
| 22nd March 2005 - 01:44:48 PM |
| 12836 : lovethenut |
| If you're travelling through Elko County, NV and you're balls need drained real bad, email me. I specialize in blow and go. Nobody will know. cya |
| 22nd March 2005 - 02:36:24 PM |
| 12837 : jeb |
| Just found your site, WOW, very pleased I found this site. |
| 22nd March 2005 - 03:51:48 PM |
| 12838 : |
| dustin diamond uses his immense power and influence in order to lure young boys into his trailer and fuck them in the ass. then he licks the shit out of thier freshley fucked assholes and drinks the blood and piss out of there dicks |
| 22nd March 2005 - 06:11:45 PM |
| 12839 : algo |
| HI DE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO campers :S |